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[Professor Beef]

That party doesn't sound very.... melanated

It wasn't...entirely at least. The guy who got swung on was though. Then the guy who threw the punch started crying (literally crying, tears and all) and making excuses like how he enjoys making people mad.

There was a LOT of booze at this party. One dude was dancing like he could actually feel the music flowing through him, but it looked like he was having some sort of seizure.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

It wasn't...entirely at least. The guy who got swung on was though. Then the guy who threw the punch started crying (literally crying, tears and all) and making excuses like how he enjoys making people mad.

There was a LOT of booze at this party. One dude was dancing like he could actually feel the music flowing through him, but it looked like he was having some sort of seizure.

What kind of people do you hang with?

 

[Professor Beef]

What kind of people do you hang with?

I just moved in here, don't ask me lol

Most of this was from people my roomies invited, they were busy mingling.

 

[akira28]

Sorry to hear about your loss, JeanGordon.

Unrelated, but I just woke up about an hour ago from a party that my roommates threw. It had just about everything: a fight, the grill caught on fire, a couple had sex in a small room filled with spiders, the cops had to show up, and bad drunken karaoke with someone butchering Guns and Roses.

the closet under the stairs, right?

 

[Professor Beef]

the closet under the stairs, right?

no, a tiny boat in the backyard

not joking

 

[Shy]

Thought i'd post this documentary about Richard Pryor. That's from a couple of years ago.

no, a tiny boat in the backyard

not joking

This party sounds all kinds of jokes.

 

[Village]

Sorry to hear about your loss, JeanGordon.

Unrelated, but I just woke up about an hour ago from a party that my roommates threw. It had just about everything: a fight, the grill caught on fire, a couple had sex in a small room filled with spiders, the cops had to show up, and bad drunken karaoke with someone butchering Guns and Roses.

Sometimes you gotta have spider sex

Sometimes that the move for the day

 

[Professor Beef]

This party sounds all kinds of jokes.

I don't drink, so I got to watch the madness unfold right before my eyes.

 

[akira28]

it also really depends on the spider. there are some spiders I wouldn't mind having sex around, but then other spiders it's a totally unacceptable situation.

 

[Numb]

it also really depends on the spider. there are some spiders I wouldn't mind having sex around, but then other spiders it's a totally unacceptable situation.

Have seen thousands of daddy long legs so i'm cool around them.
Anything else tho...

 

[Shy]

I don't drink, so I got to watch the madness unfold right before my eyes.

LOL. don't blame you.

Have seen thousands of daddy long legs so i'm cool around them.
Anything else tho...

But what if a daddy long legs goes up your bum though. ?

 

[Slayven]

Y'all some scary dudes. Sleeping with .22s cause of spiders.

 

[Numb]

LOL. don't blame you.

But what if a daddy long legs goes up your bum though. ?

I said around them not in my butt. Lawd c'mon man lol
They usually went around the mouth during sleep if you don't clean well after eating tho.
I don't know if that some other bug or them.

 

[Professor Beef]

Y'all some scary dudes. Sleeping with .22s cause of spiders.

Is that better or worse than paying rent to Master Splinter?

 

[Village]

I don't drink, so I got to watch the madness unfold right before my eyes.

Oh , the non drinking boat is the most the most fun boat a lot of the time.

 

[Shy]

I said around them not in my butt. Lawd c'mon man lol

LOL. No, i meant if you're having sex around a bunch of them, and that happens.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I said around them not in my butt. Lawd c'mon man lol
They usually went around the mouth during sleep if you don't clean well after eating tho.
I don't know if that some other bug or them.

Bruh if that's what you into then do you man

 

[Numb]

LOL. No, i meant if you're having sex around a bunch of them, and that happens.

Would not be happy. At all.
Fire might get involved.

Bruh if that's what you into then do you man

Not at all man. I am not that weird.

 

[LionPride]

My godmother's 2 year old knows the lyrics to all Fetty Wap songs...

 

[Prototype Viktor]

My godmother's 2 year old knows the lyrics to all Fetty Wap songs...

that generation has already lost

 

[Dereck]

I see you KeKe [NSFW]

 

[Numb]

I see you KeKe [NSFW]

 

[LionPride]

that generation has already lost

She even skips 8 when counting to 10 and just says 679...

 

[FeenixRising]

I said around them not in my butt. Lawd c'mon man lol
.

Not idea what the context is so I'm just gonna press pause

 

[Numb]

Not idea what the context is so I'm just gonna press pause

Feenix no.
It ain't that.You are just misunderstanding.
I didn't even start the weirdness this time.

 

[Shy]

Would not be happy. At all.
Fire might get involved./QUOTE]
LOL

Not idea what the context is so I'm just gonna press pause

Yeah, it's on me this time Feenix, not Numb's fault at all.

 

[royalan]

I'm late but, my condolences, Gordon.

 

[User 73706]

I'm late but, my condolences, Gordon.

Same, I've been busy this weekend. I'm sorry to hear about that and hope things go better for you in the future, buddy.

 

[Zeus Molecules]

Yeah I just checked GAF too for the first time this weekend and condolences Gordon.

 

[Jacir]

I see you KeKe [NSFW]

Wooh nice! Isn't she a church girl? You know the freaky ones.

 

[Yaphett Kotto]

I see you KeKe [NSFW]

 

[Face it Tiger..]

Wooh nice! Isn't she a church girl? You know the freaky ones.

you forget when she went with a short hair cut, and went good girl gone bad on us?

 

[neojubei]

I see you KeKe [NSFW]

Maybe in my next life when I am straight I can better appreciate those photos.

 

[MWS Natural]

On a positive note I have been asked to be a guest on the Spawn on Me Podcast this week. You guys should checkout their stuff if you aren't up on them, really great show.

 

[Shy]

On a positive note I have been asked to be a guest on the Spawn on Me Podcast this week. You guys should checkout their stuff if you aren't up on them, really great show.

Cool. i'll try to give it a listen tomorrow. And if not tomorrow, sometime during the week. Promise.

 

[FeenixRising]

Nintendo stans are like in the top 5 WOAT stanbases in video gaming.

Yea I said it.

Who are the other 4 you ask?

Souls/From stans
Sonic stans
Platinum Stans

And I can't think of anything else.... I mean KojiPro and ND stans are up there but I'll put them like in the top 10

 

[Prototype Viktor]

Nintendo stans are like in the top 5 WOAT stanbases in video gaming.

Yea I said it.

Who are the other 4 you ask?

Souls/From stans
Sonic stans
Platinum Stans

And I can't think of anything else.... I mean KojiPro and ND stans are up there but I'll put them like in the top 10

CliffyB stans?

 

[FeenixRising]

CliffyB stans?

Lol, oh man the stannery when he was still at Epic was immaculate.

 

[Mrs. Manky]

Fam, I had an off-brand Nyquil induced dream that Kevin James was playing the Skipper in a remake of Gilligan's Island. Which means it was probably an Adam Sandler joint. Ugh.

This has led to a further even worse idea in my brain - an all Wayans production of Gilligan's Island. With Shawn and Marlon as Ginger and Mary Anne.

 

[BlackBanditSho]

On a positive note I have been asked to be a guest on the Spawn on Me Podcast this week. You guys should checkout their stuff if you aren't up on them, really great show.

Congrats! It's a fantastic show. I try to give the. Shout outs on Gaf as often as possible whenever podcasts are mentioned.

 

[Slayven]

Fam, I had an off-brand Nyquil induced dream that Kevin James was playing the Skipper in a remake of Gilligan's Island. Which means it was probably an Adam Sandler joint. Ugh.

This has led to a further even worse idea in my brain - an all Wayans production of Gilligan's Island. With Shawn and Marlon as Ginger and Mary Anne.

My takeaway is Mrs.Manky leaning like Lil Wayne, does that make Mr.Manky Guccimane?

 

[Village]

Nintendo stans are like in the top 5 WOAT stanbases in video gaming.

Yea I said it.

Who are the other 4 you ask?

Souls/From stans
Sonic stans
Platinum Stans

And I can't think of anything else.... I mean KojiPro and ND stans are up there but I'll put them like in the top 10

This list is invalid

Zelda isn't in all 5 spots

 

[Order]

Nintendo stans are like in the top 5 WOAT stanbases in video gaming.

Yea I said it.

Who are the other 4 you ask?

Souls/From stans
Sonic stans
Platinum Stans

And I can't think of anything else.... I mean KojiPro and ND stans are up there but I'll put them like in the top 10

No lies detected

 

[Slayven]

Souls isn't a game, it is a religion to some people

 

[Africanus]

Another reminder of the age old lesson...

Spoiler

Y'all ain't shit.

 

[Kid Kamikaze10]

Another reminder of the age old lesson...

Spoiler

Y'all ain't shit.

I know too many people that would have stuck her for that.

 

[Infinite]

Nintendo fans aren't that bad anymore. This isn't the early 2000s

 

[Jackben]

Another reminder of the age old lesson...

Spoiler

Y'all ain't shit.

are you fucking kidding me

 

[User 73706]

On a positive note I have been asked to be a guest on the Spawn on Me Podcast this week. You guys should checkout their stuff if you aren't up on them, really great show.

I haven't heard of this before, but it seems like it's covered some pretty neat subjects. I'll have to give it a look.

Another reminder of the age old lesson...

Spoiler

Y'all ain't shit.

This reminds me, someone made a tiny little graffiti scribble in pen at my work's stalls that said "black lives matter." That being said, I'm the only dude that works there so I'm the only one that ever really catches that stuff on a frequent basis (outside of cleaning them). I haven't touched it, but a few days ago someone said "all lives matter dumbass" and wrote something like "no education" with an arrow pointing to the original note. I'm really tempted to either only clean off the addendum or add an additional note about Bernie losing in the primaries.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Another reminder of the age old lesson...

Spoiler

Y'all ain't shit.

Good on him for not reacting