Well, I just got back from a week in Shanghai, a few things to share:
- Slayven, you can't go. You're not allowed to set back Sino-US relations back to the pre-Nixon era. Stay away.
- Old ladies will chop block you like a shitty defensive lineman on these streets. Give them that wide berth that they've earned over decades of hard living.
- I found the birthplace of "no fucks given" traffic. Old people walking into the road and daring trucks to run them down. Guy on a scooter with his baby daughter in a basket STRAPPED TO THE BACK heading down the sidewalk because damned if he's gonna wait for that greenlight, then looking at me like I'm the asshole for being on the sidewalk in the first place.
- Eating frogs and rabbit head is a surprisingly tasty experience.
- My Chinese is shit.