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The Black Culture Thread |OT13| Kimba is the New Blacked

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Kreed

Member
dskillzhtown said:
Here is the background on the Tinder stripper - http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=192167507&highlight=#post192167507

We went back and forth messaging and I finally asked what she does for a living. She claimed she does "accounting work". The location for her office was right at the intersection where there is a strip club. Anyway, I let that slide because I really wanted to see that body in person without paying a cover fee. I suggested we meet up for lunch on Saturday, but she said she had to meet up with her "Lil Sissy,"as she called her. She said they were going to a combination sports bar/strip club to watch the Patriots game and hinted on me joining. I just let her be. Of all the places to go watch a game and meet for the first time, you pick a strip club? That fact combined with the strip club pic on her profile let me know that I didn't want to get involved in any of that. I saw alot of drama and buying of drinks in that future. I have dealt with stripper drama before and I am too old to deal with it again. 15 years ago I would have been all over that, but not now. I didn't hear from her again and not planning on contacting her anymore because...
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You know what, I was disappointed this wasn't a DY/Rio level stripper story, but I'm going to give you props for having good judment and not having a crazy DY/Rio stripper story.
 
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User 73706

Banned
Kreed said:
You know what, I was disappointed this wasn't a DY/Rio level stripper story, but I'm going to give you props for having good judment and not having a crazy DY/Rio stripper story.
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DY ending would be "that pimping ring has full custody of my kids now, but hey, who wouldn't take up an offer for unlimited access to the wing bar?"
 
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Trey

Member
harSon said:
It's all good. He'll come back with stories about all the models he's fucked. Maybe a tale or two about all of the porn star friends he has. Then hopefully he'll follow it up with all of that insider knowledge he has, but can't say anything about.
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That steelers loss turned you cold hearted. I can't see you like this, harSon.
 
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Gordon Shumway

Banned
Alligatorjandro said:
Good judgement in here? The hell is going on.
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harSon

Banned
Trey said:
You show up in here a Pats fan quite frequently so good judgment can never get on a streak for long.
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This is probably the most at peace I've been with a Steelers playoff loss I've ever been. I'm actually really pleased with how the season turned out, given all the injuries the team suffered over the course of the year.

All of this will come crumbling down if the Patriots win the Super Bowl though.
 
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shingi70

Banned
Driving up to Flint to pass out bottled water later on today.

http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/01/1...ter.html?_r=0&referer=https://www.google.com/

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2016/01/15/this-is-how-toxic-flints-water-really-is/

It's super fucked up, confrimed deaths of legionarea diease and people not being able to bath due to the cost of bottles water. Yesterday's free press front page featured an image of a woman bathing her child with microwaved water.

And to add to the mess the Detroit school system had a mass sickout to protest conditions such as caves in floors, fungus growing in class rooms, rats and roaches, and no heat causing student to wear winter coats in the class room.

http://www.freep.com/story/opinion/readers/2016/01/16/dps-teachers-sickout/78860244/

I have a friend who works for dps who is pretty burnt out, and sadly is thinking of leaving it behind and has some interviews lines up at some private schools.
 
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andthebeatgoeson

Junior Member
dskillzhtown said:
Here is the background on the Tinder stripper - http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=192167507&highlight=#post192167507

We went back and forth messaging and I finally asked what she does for a living. She claimed she does "accounting work". The location for her office was right at the intersection where there is a strip club. Anyway, I let that slide because I really wanted to see that body in person without paying a cover fee. I suggested we meet up for lunch on Saturday, but she said she had to meet up with her "Lil Sissy,"as she called her. She said they were going to a combination sports bar/strip club to watch the Patriots game and hinted on me joining. I just let her be. Of all the places to go watch a game and meet for the first time, you pick a strip club? That fact combined with the strip club pic on her profile let me know that I didn't want to get involved in any of that. I saw alot of drama and buying of drinks in that future. I have dealt with stripper drama before and I am too old to deal with it again. 15 years ago I would have been all over that, but not now. I didn't hear from her again and not planning on contacting her anymore because...

Then I get messaged by a woman on Tinder who was the complete and total opposite. This woman is a professor at a local college, has her shit together, has traveled the world, etc. Within 3 messages on Tinder, she gave me her number and we talked about real world things. Hell, I was intimidated just talking to her. Not used to talking to a woman whose intellect may exceed mine. We are going out soon. But in the meantime...

I got matched and messaged by another girl who told me she was a flight attendant. She sent me her IG account. Cute girl, her job has taken her around the work. By the 4th message she indicated she was in town only until tomorrow and for the low cost of $450, we could have a couple of hours of fun together. No thanks, I'll take my chances with the professor. Though all of this goes against my strategy of meeting a new woman before Valentine's Day. Makes it awkward with expectations.

Getting myself out there after my divorce has been pretty weird. I am more cynical and critical than I used to be and I am just fine with sitting at home playing Diablo 3 instead of wasting time and money on someone that presents themselves in a questionable manner. Just not really worth the time trying to force myself into a situation that I am not 100% comfortable with just to be with someone.
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A stripper and an escort? Damn, that's some shit.
 
G

Gordon Shumway

Banned
Malyse said:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=968243
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=966683
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=963514
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=531726

Actually, just knock yourself out

And of course
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1023565
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From another planet, that one is..
Merc_ said:
That thread is something else.

Just another in a long line of white liberals being condescending as hell toward minorities for not voting how they want us to.
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Indeed..
shingi70 said:
Driving up to Flint to pass out bottled water later on today.

http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/01/1...ter.html?_r=0&referer=https://www.google.com/

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2016/01/15/this-is-how-toxic-flints-water-really-is/
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Good stuff. It's horrible what's going on over there..
 
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Alligatorjandro

Banned
shingi70 said:
Driving up to Flint to pass out bottled water later on today.

http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/01/1...ter.html?_r=0&referer=https://www.google.com/

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2016/01/15/this-is-how-toxic-flints-water-really-is/

It's super fucked up, confrimed deaths of legionarea diease and people not being able to bath due to the cost of bottles water. Yesterday's free press front page featured an image of a woman bathing her child with microwaved water.

And to add to the mess the Detroit school system had a mass sickout to protest conditions such as caves in floors, fungus growing in class rooms, rats and roaches, and no heat causing student to wear winter coats in the class room.

http://www.freep.com/story/opinion/readers/2016/01/16/dps-teachers-sickout/78860244/

I have a friend who works for dps who is pretty burnt out, and sadly is thinking of leaving it behind and has some interviews lines up at some private schools.
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People need to go to prison for this. This should not be happening in America.
 
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andthebeatgoeson

Junior Member
You have to feel bad for Flint. Ever been there? Makes Cleveland look like Manhattan. And they gave the kids fuckin lead. Everyone knows lead sucks. Kids will be 'special' for a generation. Just experimenting on poor people.

But the funniest thing today is Bernie being exposed for writing his whole platform on 3x5 cards. 4 page bill? Is this dude on Trump level? 'It will be huge. The best plan ever.' No details.

http://www.vox.com/2016/1/17/10784528/bernie-sanders-single-payer-health-care

That's like, actually false hope.
 
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dskillzhtown

keep your strippers out of my American football
Kreed said:
You know what, I was disappointed this wasn't a DY/Rio level stripper story, but I'm going to give you props for having good judment and not having a crazy DY/Rio stripper story.
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Numb said:
Good ending
Almost was crazy
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Sub-Zero at a Starbucks said:
DY ending would be "that pimping ring has full custody of my kids now, but hey, who wouldn't take up an offer for unlimited access to the wing bar?"
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I thought about going out there, meeting the Tinder Stripper and making a night of stories to tell, but in the end that situation was going to be me financing their birthday celebration and me going home with a credit card receipt as a souvenir. No sir. In my younger days I would have gone, worked it so that I ended up taking her home and tried for a good time but man, I am too lazy for all that now.

But to make up for the good judgement story, here is a bad judgement story from the past. I was working in PR at the company and hey hired a new assistant to help with some of our graphic designers. Let's call her Mandy. She was in her 30s, kind of a kooky/hippy chick. She was cool to talk to, and a good worker but there was a screw loose somewhere. So one Friday I go up to the local strip club (literally walking distance from my apartment) for some food and drinks with a view. I look at the 2nd stage and guess who I see? Mandy is on stage displaying the a lack of rhythm that can't be described. But she was topless, which more than made up for that. From across the room we make eye contact, but I decide I am going to play it off as not to have issues at the office.

Well, she gets off stage and sits down at my table. She makes a joke about me not tipping her and says this doesn't get talked about at the office. I agree and says she always wanted to see how stripping was and finds it liberating. Well, I buy her a drink, and she proceeds to give me a lapdance as a thank you. It is more of a dry hump, than a dance and I think she may have enjoyed it much more than me. She kisses my cheek and walks off. I sit there confused, amazed and wondering where this is all going to go. She comes back and says she is getting off soon and asked could we hang out, my bad decision says I live really close. Long story short, we end up having unprotected relations on my couch, in the bedroom, and in the kitchen. I ask is she going to spend the night, she tells me that she has to get home to her husband and she will see me at work. That was the first I had heard of a husband. She didn't wear a ring or anything.

Things at work don't really change, we act like nothing happened. I hope for me not getting a Father's Day card in the inter company mail and that deed isn't spoken of or done again. I didn't see her at the strip club again and a few months later she tells me she is quitting her day job. I joke that her "night job" must be making more money and she says it is. She stopped stripping and started escorting. She says her husband drops her off to her appointments and gets off on her talking about them afterwards. If I was interested, she said she would give me a freebie for old times sake. I decline because I am in shock but then she proceeds to tell me that she is recruiting strippers she danced with to work with her. So her husband is going to pimp out his wife and her friends.

This sounds like some crazy shit that I wanted to know the conclusion of (and possibly cash in on that freebie) so I got her number and kept in touch. They had the business going for awhile. I actually did some website work for them. They opened up a combination tattoo parlor and "spa". Eventually it got busted a few times, the husband went to jail for a minute and they just went into organizing swinger parties instead. I may have gone to one or three of those. So my judgement hasn't always been good.
 
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dskillzhtown

keep your strippers out of my American football
shingi70 said:
Driving up to Flint to pass out bottled water later on today.

http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/01/1...ter.html?_r=0&referer=https://www.google.com/

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2016/01/15/this-is-how-toxic-flints-water-really-is/

It's super fucked up, confrimed deaths of legionarea diease and people not being able to bath due to the cost of bottles water. Yesterday's free press front page featured an image of a woman bathing her child with microwaved water.

And to add to the mess the Detroit school system had a mass sickout to protest conditions such as caves in floors, fungus growing in class rooms, rats and roaches, and no heat causing student to wear winter coats in the class room.

http://www.freep.com/story/opinion/readers/2016/01/16/dps-teachers-sickout/78860244/

I have a friend who works for dps who is pretty burnt out, and sadly is thinking of leaving it behind and has some interviews lines up at some private schools.
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Honestly, the Flint situation pisses me off so much. How this is allowed to happen in America is insane. How people aren't in jail right now is incredible. This should be the headline news on every single new outlet.

The Detroit school system is also some stuff that you wouldn't think could happen in this country. How do you expect a town to survive if the schools are in that sort of condition. I thought about moving to Detroit a few years back. Trying to go there and make a difference in some way. I had a few friends there and they said I would get there and be overwhelm with all of the problems.
 
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Mizerman

Member
shingi70 said:
Driving up to Flint to pass out bottled water later on today.

http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/01/1...ter.html?_r=0&referer=https://www.google.com/

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2016/01/15/this-is-how-toxic-flints-water-really-is/

It's super fucked up, confrimed deaths of legionarea diease and people not being able to bath due to the cost of bottles water. Yesterday's free press front page featured an image of a woman bathing her child with microwaved water.

And to add to the mess the Detroit school system had a mass sickout to protest conditions such as caves in floors, fungus growing in class rooms, rats and roaches, and no heat causing student to wear winter coats in the class room.

http://www.freep.com/story/opinion/readers/2016/01/16/dps-teachers-sickout/78860244/

I have a friend who works for dps who is pretty burnt out, and sadly is thinking of leaving it behind and has some interviews lines up at some private schools.
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That's messed up. Shouldn't be happening like this.
 
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Numb

Member
dskillzhtown said:
I thought about going out there, meeting the Tinder Stripper and making a night of stories to tell, but in the end that situation was going to be me financing their birthday celebration and me going home with a credit card receipt as a souvenir. No sir. In my younger days I would have gone, worked it so that I ended up taking her home and tried for a good time but man, I am too lazy for all that now.

But to make up for the good judgement story, here is a bad judgement story from the past. I was working in PR at the company and hey hired a new assistant to help with some of our graphic designers. Let's call her Mandy. She was in her 30s, kind of a kooky/hippy chick. She was cool to talk to, and a good worker but there was a screw loose somewhere. So one Friday I go up to the local strip club (literally walking distance from my apartment) for some food and drinks with a view. I look at the 2nd stage and guess who I see? Mandy is on stage displaying the a lack of rhythm that can't be described. But she was topless, which more than made up for that. From across the room we make eye contact, but I decide I am going to play it off as not to have issues at the office.

Well, she gets off stage and sits down at my table. She makes a joke about me not tipping her and says this doesn't get talked about at the office. I agree and says she always wanted to see how stripping was and finds it liberating. Well, I buy her a drink, and she proceeds to give me a lapdance as a thank you. It is more of a dry hump, than a dance and I think she may have enjoyed it much more than me. She kisses my cheek and walks off. I sit there confused, amazed and wondering where this is all going to go. She comes back and says she is getting off soon and asked could we hang out, my bad decision says I live really close. Long story short, we end up having unprotected relations on my couch, in the bedroom, and in the kitchen. I ask is she going to spend the night, she tells me that she has to get home to her husband and she will see me at work. That was the first I had heard of a husband. She didn't wear a ring or anything.

Things at work don't really change, we act like nothing happened. I hope for me not getting a Father's Day card in the inter company mail and that deed isn't spoken of or done again. I didn't see her at the strip club again and a few months later she tells me she is quitting her day job. I joke that her "night job" must be making more money and she says it is. She stopped stripping and started escorting. She says her husband drops her off to her appointments and gets off on her talking about them afterwards. If I was interested, she said she would give me a freebie for old times sake. I decline because I am in shock but then she proceeds to tell me that she is recruiting strippers she danced with to work with her. So her husband is going to pimp out his wife and her friends.

This sounds like some crazy shit that I wanted to know the conclusion of (and possibly cash in on that freebie) so I got her number and kept in touch. They had the business going for awhile. I actually did some website work for them. They opened up a combination tattoo parlor and "spa". Eventually it got busted a few times, the husband went to jail for a minute and they just went into organizing swinger parties instead. I may have gone to one or three of those. So my judgement hasn't always been good.
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hahaha
She is hilarious. Almost thought you got a kid for a sec out of it.
 
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Malyse

Member
andthebeatgoeson said:
But the funniest thing today is Bernie being exposed for writing his whole platform on 3x5 cards. 4 page bill? Is this dude on Trump level? 'It will be huge. The best plan ever.' No details.

http://www.vox.com/2016/1/17/10784528/bernie-sanders-single-payer-health-care

That's like, actually false hope.
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Bernie Sanders is in an idealist world with little to no bearing on reality. From his statements, he lacks a fundamental understanding of how the presidency works and the limitations the position has. America's problems are much more deeply ingrained than the simple if not laughable solutions he offers. I get why people want him to win, really I do. But his presidency would not be very effective and there's absolutely no chance he gets elected twice if not once. I think he would be an effective VP, but that's it.

In fact, like 80% of his statements fall to pieces if you just go "Okay, so how are you going to do that?"

Now about Flint...

I'll just point out that Flint is 56.6% black and let you make of that what you will.
 
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shingi70

Banned
Detroit school system is super screwed up. The current mayor and city council does even seem.to want to fix it for the current residents. Everytime its brought up he talks about an overhaul of the system to help with bringing people to the city. It's sad the current residents are being slowly priced out of the city in favor of Ann Arbor transplants to make the city more cosmopolitan. (A good and a bad thing.).

Any of you guys have any experience with volunteering for a presidential campaign?
 
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MikeBreezy92

Member
dskillzhtown said:
I thought about going out there, meeting the Tinder Stripper and making a night of stories to tell, but in the end that situation was going to be me financing their birthday celebration and me going home with a credit card receipt as a souvenir. No sir. In my younger days I would have gone, worked it so that I ended up taking her home and tried for a good time but man, I am too lazy for all that now.

But to make up for the good judgement story, here is a bad judgement story from the past. I was working in PR at the company and hey hired a new assistant to help with some of our graphic designers. Let's call her Mandy. She was in her 30s, kind of a kooky/hippy chick. She was cool to talk to, and a good worker but there was a screw loose somewhere. So one Friday I go up to the local strip club (literally walking distance from my apartment) for some food and drinks with a view. I look at the 2nd stage and guess who I see? Mandy is on stage displaying the a lack of rhythm that can't be described. But she was topless, which more than made up for that. From across the room we make eye contact, but I decide I am going to play it off as not to have issues at the office.

Well, she gets off stage and sits down at my table. She makes a joke about me not tipping her and says this doesn't get talked about at the office. I agree and says she always wanted to see how stripping was and finds it liberating. Well, I buy her a drink, and she proceeds to give me a lapdance as a thank you. It is more of a dry hump, than a dance and I think she may have enjoyed it much more than me. She kisses my cheek and walks off. I sit there confused, amazed and wondering where this is all going to go. She comes back and says she is getting off soon and asked could we hang out, my bad decision says I live really close. Long story short, we end up having unprotected relations on my couch, in the bedroom, and in the kitchen. I ask is she going to spend the night, she tells me that she has to get home to her husband and she will see me at work. That was the first I had heard of a husband. She didn't wear a ring or anything.

Things at work don't really change, we act like nothing happened. I hope for me not getting a Father's Day card in the inter company mail and that deed isn't spoken of or done again. I didn't see her at the strip club again and a few months later she tells me she is quitting her day job. I joke that her "night job" must be making more money and she says it is. She stopped stripping and started escorting. She says her husband drops her off to her appointments and gets off on her talking about them afterwards. If I was interested, she said she would give me a freebie for old times sake. I decline because I am in shock but then she proceeds to tell me that she is recruiting strippers she danced with to work with her. So her husband is going to pimp out his wife and her friends.

This sounds like some crazy shit that I wanted to know the conclusion of (and possibly cash in on that freebie) so I got her number and kept in touch. They had the business going for awhile. I actually did some website work for them. They opened up a combination tattoo parlor and "spa". Eventually it got busted a few times, the husband went to jail for a minute and they just went into organizing swinger parties instead. I may have gone to one or three of those. So my judgement hasn't always been good.
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I at least hit twice before I ended my stripper story before it got too bad. My friends keep bringing it up though lol
 
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dskillzhtown

keep your strippers out of my American football
MikeBreezy92 said:
I at least hit twice before I ended my stripper story before it got too bad. My friends keep bringing it up though lol
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There are some truly horrific judgement stories I have that spawned off this one. Living with an ex-stripper/escort for any amount of time is terrible,
 
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