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[Mizerman]

Kristen Stewart got me heated.

I read that article.

That's more range of emotion than she ever showed in her movies!

 

[MHWilliams]

So you were team Jacob then?

Actually, yeah.

 

[zeemumu]

Actually, yeah.

Team Michael Sheen laugh or bust.

 

[Malyse]

I read that article.

That's more range of emotion than she ever showed in her movies!

KStew is an excellent actress. She was dead eyed in Twilight because she fucking hates Meyer. Everyone did. Pattinson called her crazy.

"...when I read [Twilight], it seemed like I was convinced Stephenie was convinced she was Bella and it was like it was a book that wasn't supposed to be published. It was like reading her sexual fantasy, especially when she said it was based on a dream and it was like, 'Oh I've had this dream about this really sexy guy,' and she just writes this book about it. Some things about Edward are so specific, I was just convinced - I was like, 'This woman is mad. She's completely mad and she's in love with her own fictional creation.'"

http://robertpattinsonhatestwilight.tumblr.com/

But more on topic:

https://twitter.com/Variety/status/691777452763435009

 

[Slayven]

Kristen Stewart got me heated.

Damn, now I am thinking MHWilliams is back in black.

 

[cdyhybrid]

An early contender for "Suspect Thread of the Year"

 

[Gordon Shumway]

KStew is an excellent actress.

 

[Crimson_Gold]

KStew is an excellent actress.

Don't do this. I wanted to be your ally

 

[MHWilliams]

Damn, now I am thinking MHWilliams is back in black.

I got a Symbiote costume shirt around here somewhere.

 

[jmood88]

The Birth of a Nation got a good response at Sundance

 

[Slayven]

The Birth of a Nation got a good response at Sundance

I hope the marketing is subtle so racists will accidentally see it

 

[Malyse]

Don't do this. I wanted to be your ally

Watch something other than fucking Twilight.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Watch something other than fucking Twilight.

I have, dear. We clearly disagree. lol @ me watching that trash..

 

[EloquentM]

Defending bad privaledged actresses in 2016 brehs...

 

[TheBlackMarvel]

Watch something other than fucking Twilight.

Like this?

 

[Mizerman]

KStew is an excellent actress.

Agree to disagree.

 

[Dereck]

White People Watch MᾹRTiN 'For the First Time'

Uhhhh

 

[Gordon Shumway]

I'm good..

 

[Parallax]

White People Watch MᾹRTiN 'For the First Time'

Uhhhh

Im 30 seconds in and im really scratching my head at some of these excuses.

 

[Mizerman]

White People Watch MᾹRTiN 'For the First Time'

Uhhhh

Yeah...

 

[Slayven]

Made it 50 seconds

 

[Dereck]

Holy shit that video is terrible. Are they hiring intentionally racist actors or some shit?

All Def Digital, one of those channels huh

 

[akira28]

its like you can tell they may not have seen martin ever before, but black jokes isn't something they're completely new to "lol, didn't pay their phone or power bill".

 

[Bronx-Man]

White People Watch MᾹRTiN 'For the First Time'

Uhhhh

Not even clicking on this mess.

 

[Slayven]

Now where Koreans watch A Different World?

 

[Merc_]

The Birth of a Nation got a good response at Sundance

lol at Oscar buzz.

Slavery is pretty much one of the only ways black folks can be considered for a Oscar.

 

[Prototype Viktor]

You know this thread is under constant surveillance anyway though

They got all the popo starting with a B, C, Thosedeafmutes watching us

 

[D i Z]

White People Watch MᾹRTiN 'For the First Time'

Uhhhh

Yup. That was as bad as I imagined it would be.

 

[Merc_]

White People Watch MᾹRTiN 'For the First Time'

Uhhhh

I like how almost every joke they made had a low key racist element to it.

 

[akira28]

this post explains so much.
different diction different standpoint different viewpoint than I'm used to from poster who usually shows to be pretty articulate and erudite

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Is "white people doing thing" a thing?

 

[D i Z]

this post explains so much.
different diction different standpoint different viewpoint than I'm used to from poster who usually shows to be pretty articulate and erudite

I can't even with the delicate flower pity party happening in that thread. Dead weight.

 

[akira28]

Is "white people doing thing" a thing?

over here we call that "culture'

sometimes its just pop, other times we're expected to act like it's something special

They got all the popo starting with a B, C, Thosedeafmutes watching us

lmao.

no matter where you are, you are never more than 3 feet from a tiddums.

 

[Slayven]

this post explains so much.
different diction different standpoint different viewpoint than I'm used to from poster who usually shows to be pretty articulate and erudite

Really, he always been kinda colorblind when it comes to race issues

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Now where Koreans watch A Different World?

lol..

 

[jmood88]

lol at Oscar buzz.

Slavery is pretty much one of the only ways black folks can be considered for a Oscar.

I'll give them a pass for this one, though, cause Nat Turner's story is crazy. As a side note, Nat Turner used to be my display name on Facebook but I had to change it cause people started asking me questions and I didn't want employers/schools to look me up on Facebook and see me having the name of a guy who's famous for killing a bunch of white people.

 

[Slayven]

I'll give them a pass for this one, though, cause Nat Turner's story is crazy. As a side note, Nat Turner used to be my display name on Facebook but I had to change it cause people started asking me questions and I didn't want employers/schools to look me up on Facebook and see me having the name of a guy who's famous for killing a bunch of white people.

Will it have that one super progressive white dude that will tell Nat he is somebody?

Pretty sure every slave move has to have one

 

[akira28]

Will it have that one super progressive white dude that will tell Nat he is somebody?

Pretty sure every slave move has to have one

audience needs someone to identify with. Can't walk out of a dark slavery tale, into the land of sun, living in all this wonderful white freedom, and feel good about yourself if you feel any link to responsibility.

As far as we're concerned, ancient egyptians were really the ones who brought slavery to America, not the people who live here today...

and "If I was one of the white people back then, I would be against slavery"

 

[Slayven]

In true blood the main vampire dude was against slavery during antebellum , despite eating people

 

[TheBlackMarvel]

In true blood the main vampire dude was against slavery during antebellum , despite eating people

"Hey I eat people but I'm not evil."

Spoiler

I have no idea if this is the right guy.

 

[MikeBreezy92]

Watching Tyrese's show, it's not too bad. Tyrese talking about not-slut shaming. Rev. Run is on the more religious side of things. Pretty interesting. Less Steve Harvey and more Barbershop talk.

 

[Slayven]

Dr. Doom believes in equality. Everyone is equally beneath Doom

 

[EloquentM]

So close to finishing my masters. I almost have enough degrees to make a wallpaper in my bathroom to stare at when I take a shit and cry about student loans.

 

[NipplesAndToes23]

White People Watch MᾹRTiN 'For the First Time'

Uhhhh

That shit was painful to watch. I wanted to create a thread for a while asking what people thought Tommy actually did for a job, but thought it probably wouldn't get hardly any replies.

Tommy had to be doing something illegal.

 

[akira28]

tommy worked for the

Spoiler

redacted

 

[royalan]

Just checked in on the Australian Open.

Maria Sharapova still getting that ass whoopin from Serena. lol

 

[TheFlow]

I wonder how many white people are going to walk out when nat turner starts killing white people django style

 

[Emperor_EL]

White People Watch MᾹRTiN 'For the First Time'

Uhhhh

The "Black People Watch Friends For The First Time" video is kinda funny.

That shit was painful to watch. I wanted to create a thread for a while asking what people thought Tommy actually did for a job, but thought it probably wouldn't get hardly any replies.

Tommy had to be doing something illegal.

I forget where I saw it but there was a theory that he was a Phone Sex Operator.

 

[NipplesAndToes23]

In true blood the main vampire dude was against slavery during antebellum , despite eating people

I remember Bill saying his father owned slaves, but I don't remember his particular stance on it.

"Hey I eat people but I'm not evil."

Spoiler

I have no idea if this is the right guy.

Definitely wasn't Eric. This talk of it makes me want to watch it again. Lafayette was one of my personal favorites. He took shit from no one.

The "Black People Watch Friends For The First Time" video is kinda funny.



I forget where I saw it but there was a theory that he was a Phone Sex Operator.

Yeah, the people in that one actually gave it a chance instead of making race jokes the whole time like the two white guys. Got to agree that Friends is not funny and boring. Never heard of that theory about Tommy. I could kind of see why he would be embarrassed to reveal that, but at the same time look at Cole.

 

[Prototype Viktor]

I wonder how many white people are going to walk out when nat turner starts killing white people django style

They wouldn't even show up if the trailer shows property running away. You can't expect them to sit through 90 minutes of the equal to thier iphone falling in the toilet