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[Imm0rt4l]

There are worse fates

Like being Jandro

lol

 

[Dai101]

Just saw that job thread. What thee fuck...

My mom would beat my ass on sight if I pulled that shit off. Like, people at my office watching a grown man get annihilated by his mom.

So does mine. Weird.

I'm actually angry by that. I mean, shieeeeeeeeeet................. i just can't

 

[Shy]

Hope you have yourselves a good day, BCT.

Thanks Bronx. You too. <3

We could all use some good vibes lately.

Ain't that the truth.

 

[Slayven]

Lets all give thinks to being raised by good parents that didn't hand us Ls like this as a

 

[Mizerman]

Just saw that job thread. What thee fuck...

My mom would beat my ass on sight if I pulled that shit off. Like, people at my office watching a grown man get annihilated by his mom.

No kidding.

 

[Trey]

Says the dude whose only skill is comic book knowledge

isn't your only talent is being a pats fan and somehow not killing yourself due to the guilt and evil?

 

[Parallax]

yknow, i was never really aware of riff raff, but after watching major lazer, i must admit double cup has a pretty hot beat

 

[Alligatorjandro]

isn't your only talent is being a pats fan and somehow not killing yourself due to the guilt and evil?

Why would I feel guilty

 

[Trey]

Why would I feel guilty

at least you acknowledge the evil. a step toward being a reasonable human being.

 

[Face it Tiger..]

Why would I feel guilty

 

 

[Alligatorjandro]

at least you acknowledge the evil. a step toward being a reasonable human being.

We ain't evil

 

[Jackben]

Sweet baby Jesus what an idiot. He even smarts off to his boss 2.5 hours into the job complaining to her. Kid would never have lasted more than a day anyway if something that minor compelled him to go home.

 

[Bubba T]

Feeling bad for my ex-roommate. He went in raw with his then girlfriend and got her pregnant. Dude took out student loans (had GI Bill money) to pay for daycare and the like. Eventually shit goes south and they break it off. Now she lawyered up and is asking for child support that would amount to 60% of his take home pay. Shit is rough.

 

[ReiGun]

I hate doing nothing at work too, but LOL at only lasting 2.5 hours.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

 

[cdyhybrid]

Feeling bad for my ex-roommate. Went in raw with his then girlfriend and got her pregnant. Took out student loans (had GI Bill money) to pay for daycare and the like. Eventually shit goes south and they break it off. Now she lawyered up and is asking for child support that would amount to 60% of his take home pay. Shit is rough.

Wrap it up, boys.

 

[Slayven]

Wrap it up, boys.

For real.

 

[Malyse]

Slay shutting people down on Black History.

 

[hypernima]

Feeling bad for my ex-roommate. Went in raw with his then girlfriend and got her pregnant. Took out student loans (had GI Bill money) to pay for daycare and the like. Eventually shit goes south and they break it off. Now she lawyered up and is asking for child support that would amount to 60% of his take home pay. Shit is rough.

can't ever go into battle without a shield

 

[Lil'DigiOp]

Got my interview on Thursday, you guys.

Must have been their first job ever. Only explanation.

College sure fucking was. Should have gone to a HBCU. He's fine though, diabetes changed his life.



Wow. I can't even imagine that.

Just saw that job thread. What thee fuck...

My mom would beat my ass on sight if I pulled that shit off. Like, people at my office watching a grown man get annihilated by his mom.

Holy shit..I didn't realize this was an actual thread.


Ah, yes. Remember those snowed in days in D.C. No one went to work. Shit, the army base in Baltimore was completely snowed in and my friends girl didn't work for almost a month..

Hold up

Wait a minute

dude skipped out after 2.6 hours of him just playing on his phone.......


Must be nice......must be nice

I just can't fathom how people like the guy who started the job thread can go through life without having basic reasoning or interpersonal skills. Leaving after 2.5 hours of getting paid to do nothing would never even enter my mind.

So does mine. Weird.

I'm actually angry by that. I mean, shieeeeeeeeeet................. i just can't

Sweet baby Jesus what an idiot. He even smarts off to his boss 2.5 hours into the job complaining to her. Kid would never have lasted more than a day anyway if something that minor compelled him to go home.

I hate doing nothing at work too, but LOL at only lasting 2.5 hours.

I wanna give blessings to everyone in the BCT thread, especially you Malyse!

Just got a job confirmation call today with a start date of March 1. Huge weight off my shoulders and a great stepping stone to getting back on it and going back to school for some certifications.

If you were born 92, this is the year of the monkey. This is your year of power and triumph. Reach high with your goals and strive.

All of you are blessed! Its time to play Ultra Light Beam a loud as possible and cry a lil bit.

Spoiler

Real talk, I think I might quit on my first day after 2.5 hours

 

[Trey]

Feeling bad for my ex-roommate. Went in raw with his then girlfriend and got her pregnant. Took out student loans (had GI Bill money) to pay for daycare and the like. Eventually shit goes south and they break it off. Now she lawyered up and is asking for child support that would amount to 60% of his take home pay. Shit is rough.

I read this at first as you saying you went in raw on his girlfriend, and left your ex roommate on the hook.

 

[Secret Fawful]

I read this at first as you saying you went in raw on his girlfriend, and left your ex roommate on the hook.

That's what I thought too...

 

[Kid Kamikaze10]

Feeling bad for my ex-roommate. Went in raw with his then girlfriend and got her pregnant. Took out student loans (had GI Bill money) to pay for daycare and the like. Eventually shit goes south and they break it off. Now she lawyered up and is asking for child support that would amount to 60% of his take home pay. Shit is rough.

Damn. I always cringe when I read stuff like this. Yeah, this is why wrapping it up is so important.

 

[Numb]

I read this at first as you saying you went in raw on his girlfriend, and left your ex roommate on the hook.

yup
Was crazy there

 

[Slayven]

I read this at first as you saying you went in raw on his girlfriend, and left your ex roommate on the hook.

 

[Bubba T]

Wrap it up, boys.

can't ever go into battle without a shield

Definitely reenforced that with me. Can't be slipping up out here.

I read this at first as you saying you went in raw on his girlfriend, and left your ex roommate on the hook.

That sounds like an episode of Empire.

But yes, I could of used better sentence structure there.

 

[FeenixRising]

I read this at first as you saying you went in raw on his girlfriend, and left your ex roommate on the hook.

The Life & Times of Jay-C: Vol 1

 

[Kreed]

Hold up

Wait a minute

dude skipped out after 2.6 hours of him just playing on his phone.......


Must be nice......must be nice

This dude is 28!?! I can't...

 

[Malyse]

This and this have had me in stiches all day.

 

[Slayven]

This dude is 28!?! I can't...

I thought he was like 21? What the hell......

 

[Shy]

I wanna give blessings to everyone in the BCT thread, especially you Malyse!

Just got a job confirmation call today with a start date of March 1. Huge weight off my shoulders and a great stepping stone to getting back on it and going back to school for some certifications.

If you were born 92, this is the year of the monkey. This is your year of power and triumph. Reach high with your goals and strive.

All of you are blessed! Its time to play Ultra Light Beam a loud as possible and cry a lil bit.

Spoiler

Real talk, I think I might quit on my first day after 2.5 hours

Congrats Girlfriendofagamer. Break a leg at your new job.

 

[Jackben]

I wanna give blessings to everyone in the BCT thread, especially you Malyse!

Just got a job confirmation call today with a start date of March 1. Huge weight off my shoulders and a great stepping stone to getting back on it and going back to school for some certifications.

If you were born 92, this is the year of the monkey. This is your year of power and triumph. Reach high with your goals and strive.

All of you are blessed! Its time to play Ultra Light Beam a loud as possible and cry a lil bit.

Spoiler

Real talk, I think I might quit on my first day after 2.5 hours

Ha, I know you know better than that. Congratulations! Ride that wave of good feeling into your future. Keeping the enthusiasm alive can help to jumpstart you into your new position.

We're all movin on up!

 

[Emperor_EL]

All these "Witcher 3 has shitty combat" threads pretty much guarantee that I'll never give the series another chance. 2's combat was bad enough & not being able to change the controls in game pissed me off.

 

[Slayven]

Jandro tweeting for jeb
https://twitter.com/JebBush/status/699706718419345408

All these "Witcher 3 has shitty combat" threads pretty much guarantee that I'll never give the series another chance. 2's combat was bad enough & not being able to change the controls in game pissed me off.

I am mad I spent 60 bucks on that game

 

[Kid Kamikaze10]

This and this have had me in stiches all day.

Rhianna's nickname sounds like a Dynasty Warrior's character title.

Queen of ShaDong!

 

[Mizerman]

Rhianna's nickname sounds like a Dynasty Warrior's character title.

Queen of ShaDong!

It totally does.

 

[Dai101]

This dude is 28!?! I can't...

I thought he was like 21? What the hell......

Yup. And also apparently it was the mom the one that got the gig in the first place.

 

[Slayven]

Yup. And also apparently it was the mom the one that got the gig in the first place.

Boy if my mom put her name out there for me to get a hook up, and I fuck up?



I would have to leave the country and hide in the jungle like one of those Japanese WW2 soldiers for a decade or 5

 

[Gordon Shumway]

F.A.N.G is pretty fun..

 

[Crimson_Gold]

Yup. And also apparently it was the mom the one that got the gig in the first place.

Must've watched straight out of Compton and thought he could be the next Dre

 

[Walpurgis]

All these "Witcher 3 has shitty combat" threads pretty much guarantee that I'll never give the series another chance. 2's combat was bad enough & not being able to change the controls in game pissed me off.

Don't listen to them. I haven't played The Witcher 2 yet but The Witcher 3 has great combat for an RPG. If you're into RPGs, The Witcher 3 is for you.

Spoiler

It's also the greatest game of all time.

 

[EdibleKnife]

Yup. And also apparently it was the mom the one that got the gig in the first place.

Even at 21, I would have sat in there till closing time. Like what the hell else did he have to do that day anyway? He spent the rest of it just telling people he fucked up lol

Btw, I like W3's combat. I honestly don't know where any of these "worst combat system" guys are coming from. I was adept at it after 2 fights

 

[Malyse]

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[Furyous]

Feeling bad for my ex-roommate. He went in raw with his then girlfriend and got her pregnant. Dude took out student loans (had GI Bill money) to pay for daycare and the like. Eventually shit goes south and they break it off. Now she lawyered up and is asking for child support that would amount to 60% of his take home pay. Shit is rough.

Going raw is never an option

Spoiler

, unless it's mom's weekend in which case morning after pill but fuck responsibly yo,

in situations like these and people need to wear condoms. Tell him to get a lawyer and get that down to 25 percent or less. Courts have to realize he needs to cover living expenses. Somone might claim the child wasn't theirs but that's just them if their partner decided to have the child at all because of her pro choice stance.

 

[Numb]

F.A.N.G is pretty fun..

I hate that skinny dude
He plays unique tho

 

[Dai101]

Boy if my mom put her name out there for me to get a hook up, and I fuck up?



I would have to leave the country and hide in the jungle like one of those Japanese WW2 soldiers for a decade or 5

Must've watched straight out of Compton and thought he could be the next Dre

Even at 21, I would have sat in there till closing time. Like what the hell else did he have to do that day anyway? He spent the rest of it just telling people he fucked up lol

Yeah. It would be terrified to be near a chancla for the rest of my life.

 

[Slayven]

Yeah. It would be terrified to be near a chancla for the rest of my life.

Googled that and came across this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSicdnahJ7o

The details change but some concepts are so universal

The scene where mom is on the phone and cooking but still able to get you? Brings back memories.

 

[FeenixRising]

.

He needs to be a few shades darker

 

[hypernima]

Some people don't know what they got until they starve...and even then...

 

[Numb]

Starving never stopped any of them