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The Black Culture Thread |OT15| - Equine, Please
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"B-But...the others tho."
FeenixRising
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There's nothing exciting with the last one
Prototype Viktor
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"Its a group movie everyone is the star" editors to Jared Leto talking him into Suicide Squad
"He just gives her the power/motivation to do anything with her life and would have been lifeless if he didn't come around. It's a movie only about a strong powerful woman."
Speaking of sex stories where is Wynne?
Secret Fawful
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Replace Feenix with stories of me running into people in the Midwest who turn out to probably be crazy serial killers.
BTW, I'm in love with the comic New Super-Man. Superman being a Chinese street kid and bully is such a neat idea.
Super villain origin story right there.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
One of feenixs shipping creations comes to life
Honestly I want to argue against this, but damn if I don't want a powerpack Lucy and Danielle book with Molly Hayes as a babysitter.
Secret Fawful
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And Slayven won't even come save me. He'll read about heroes but he won't follow their example.
Prototype Viktor
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I'm going to pen a film where when Kanye takes the mic out of T Swift hands at the vma's she in turn kisses him at the end of his rant then runs away. Creating a different narrative of Runaway then the last act is TLoP but with good songs and T Swift hearing it in the car in times square with Calvin Harris. Hears famous breaks up with him jumps out the car and runs to Madison Square Gardens where Kanye is about to get on stage. Catches him in the hall, Kanye looks to the stage then to Taylor out of breath saying she loves him. He hesitates to choose between his two loves. Chooses her and they disappear into the night. Lauryn Hill gets on stage in his place on time and performs all the hits with the fuguees closing it out
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It's so force. Whats strange is, I think this is Falcon's first relationship in comics.
Who are you?
Fuck type of shit is this
EdibleKnife
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K-rist. I'll never understand the fascination with this "black person stitches a heart into our white lives" bs story that keeps getting told..
Jandro made copies for the police
Alligatorjandro
Banned
I don't even have a printer
Ricky Ricardo
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why is this nigga always getting saved by white people
what is this, the third time?
Nigga I was hyped
Then I went into the thread
Lol I was just dipping into this thread to say my hype for that Tezuka project plummeted
Curious about the music still tho
Nigga I was hyped
Then I went into the thread
Yeah, my interest in it completely evaporated after finding out it was a card game.
What a shame.
FeenixRising
Banned
I'll ship you with someone.
UnemployedVillain
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White people don't wanna see that shit
Ironheart, the new Iron Man. We'll see how long it lasts.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
RIP
nigga
I'm going backpacking with her Saturday morning
Eh. I meant that rhetorically. I was thinking of ways that they could let this character stand tall and own that position, but I'm a little dubious about the Tony A.I being all up in her tech. The best I came up with on the fly was don't repeat what was done with Rhodey.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
smh you're gonna get robbed and then eaten by a bear
Secret Fawful
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Nigga I was hyped
Then I went into the thread
I'm still in disbelief. I'll give it a chance, but I've never had my balloon deflate so fast. Though before I went to bed last night I had a sinking feeling it was gonna be a rhythm game so I wasn't far off.
You gonna end up at the bottom of a cliff.
Bruh. You gonna end up being sent to some strange place.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Harson gonna drink some organic kombucha, eat some vegan psychedelic mushrooms and take a trip to Yakubia.
well if you're going backpacking, you can ask her if she's ever pole danced on a tree before
Prototype Viktor
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Harson gonna find out why she's a ex-stripper when he dies from death from snu snu
That's a possibility with the chilean cosmic vibrations masseuse i posted about yesterday.
I had a third date with her about two weeks ago, and it ended with a positive tarot card reading and a bj in a candle/incense lit room with interview with a vampire on the tv in the background.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Sounds like you're being selected
Secret Fawful
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I found a pic of her from before you met her.
Oh wait, my mistake that's my sister. Wait, you're going out with my sister!?
theignoramus
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OMG
theignoramus
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I done told you niggas a page earlier. Djimoun Honsou is the magical Negro sent to save the troubled marriage of these two White folks...and in the process, the White woman civilizes the Negro brute.Fuck outta here. Black people as a collective need the kind of economic pull where if the thought of greenlighting this filth crosses a White studio executives mind, he will thinks to himself "aaaah...wait....those Negroes are gunna cause problems for me if I greenlight this"
NipplesAndToes23
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I don't think my black ass is going to work night again. Too much damn trouble trying to find a ride home.
theignoramus
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Hes been the first human to colonise Mars, its only fitting that he plays an integral role in the history of the Great Wall of China.
They have to talk about their shared love of KFC though.
Hold that L
Interestingly enough, went to see Suicide Squad with a Chinese guy that I work with, they showed a preview for that movie and he was specifically excited for Matt Damon.
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