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[Prototype Viktor]

Man they made Black Goku and that nigga is evil. That's some ol bullshit.

Black means evil in 2016

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and all of recorded time to some folk

 

[akira28]

I know right


Makes me think whats wrong with me, that i can hang with people and not tell them fucked up shit;

man I always miss the good shit.

GAf is like that though

There are some things that I will only tell God nd that's because he already knows about it, and maybe my wife. But GAF thinks its anonymous to an extent, so everything goes.

 

[Parallax]

Man they made Black Goku and that nigga is evil. That's some ol bullshit.

Turliss has always been evil

 

[Secret Fawful]

I've run into guys like that Akaicon dude many times. The thing is that I personally don't care much about what people say to me about sex generally as long as they don't try to touch me or get freaky with me or shit like that, and my friends and I make sex and pervy jokes ALL THE TIME to the point that I sometimes forget a lot of people don't want to be around that. However, occasionally I'll meet a guy like Akaicon dude who is on another level of lacking self - awareness and being too open with me- the last one was a dude who told me he wanted to fuck Harley Quinn in a vat like she's in in the Suicide Squad trailer but he wanted the vat to be full of semen and I was like Jesus Christ so that's what it feels like to be this uncomfortable I want to get the fuck out of here. I feel like if some of these dudes had someone act that gross to them they wouldn't like it so much but maybe I'm wrong.

 

[Young Magus]

So many posters on this site have problems with basic human interaction.

I looked up the thread in question and......
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I thought I had bad social skills, gawddamn

 

[ishibear]

Ngl that thread scared me. Hope OP gets some help.

 

[Secret Fawful]

Man, I really wish I'd heard about Copa America Centenario before today. I would've loved to have watched it and participated in the thread, but I didn't know it was a thing. It sounds awesome.

 

[Boombloxer]

But why do people avoid me when I acost them in the supermarket and I tell them I have rape fantasies? I just don't understand why they are being so rude

I read the OP of that thread and stopped at "consensual abduction roleplay".

I feel like if some of these dudes had someone act that gross to them they wouldn't like it so much but maybe I'm wrong.

I'd wager you'd have to go into the other direction for them to catch feelings. Like, "I'd like dinner with Harley Quinn and normal smash after" would get you a "wtf this dude is weird" stare.

Halloween in LA this year will be fun.

 

[Slayven]

Ngl that thread scared me. Hope OP gets some help.

 

[Malyse]

So many posters on this site have problems with basic human interaction.

...

bruh.

BRUH.

I thought the date thread was the worst for the month.

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Jesus. OP went suicidal after a while. Someone needs to contact someone for them.

 

[Prototype Viktor]

I dont trust anime to get anything right. So Goku black has to be Pan because I doubt it would make sense anyway

 

[Gattsu25]

I uninstalled FFXIV - that game had me heated in a way that no other game except MW2 ever did.

The last dungeon in the fucking thing is an epic 8-player battle against the enemies they been setting up for the entire fucking game. With 7 other players waiting on you, they decided it would be a good idea to put in literally 30 minutes of fucking cutscenes so if you want to actually see the end of the story either your team waits on you and you feel like an asshole or they go ahead kill all of the bosses without you (and when they enter a boss arena, if you don't step in there within 15 seconds you get locked out).

It's the dumbest shit I've ever seen and it's annoying especially since the first time they start doing that (cutscenes in the middle of a team fight) is near the end of the game when they remember that they have a story and things start to get interesting again.

None of this shit even matters and I was getting heated. Either I'm going to skip every fucking piece of dialog and cutscene in that game from now on or I'm going to uninstall it. So fuck that shitty game, let me save my dumbass some $15 a month.

 

[Johndoey]

OP just needs to learn to hold their corner.

 

[Malyse]

I uninstalled FFXIV - that game had me heated in a way that no other game except MW2 ever did.

The last dungeon in the fucking thing is an epic 8-player battle against the enemies they been setting up for the entire fucking game. With 7 other players waiting on you, they decided it would be a good idea to put in literally 30 minutes of fucking cutscenes so if you want to actually see the end of the story either your team waits on you and you feel like an asshole or they go ahead kill all of the bosses without you (and when they enter a boss arena, if you don't step in there within 15 seconds you get locked out).

It's the dumbest shit I've ever seen and it's annoying especially since the first time they start doing that (cutscenes in the middle of a team fight) is near the end of the game when they remember that they have a story and things start to get interesting again.

None of this shit even matters and I was getting heated. Either I'm going to skip every fucking piece of dialog and cutscene in that game from now on or I'm going to uninstall it. So fuck that shitty game, let me save my dumbass some $15 a month.

Stay away from Xeno and MGS

 

[ishibear]

 

[TangerineCloud]

I've run into guys like that Akaicon dude many times. The thing is that I personally don't care much about what people say to me about sex generally as long as they don't try to touch me or get freaky with me or shit like that, and my friends and I make sex and pervy jokes ALL THE TIME to the point that I sometimes forget a lot of people don't want to be around that. However, occasionally I'll meet a guy like Akaicon dude who is on another level of lacking self - awareness and being too open with me- the last one was a dude who told me he wanted to fuck Harley Quinn in a vat like she's in in the Suicide Squad trailer but he wanted the vat to be full of semen and I was like Jesus Christ so that's what it feels like to be this uncomfortable I want to get the fuck out of here. I feel like if some of these dudes had someone act that gross to them they wouldn't like it so much but maybe I'm wrong.

yo what

 

[Gattsu25]

Stay away from Xeno and MGS

They don't pull that shit in the middle of a multiplayer session and turn you into a 5th wheel holding back 7 other players.

 

[Malyse]

Allow me to once more reiterate how much I am never going to go to a Neogaf meet up.

They don't pull that shit in the middle of a multiplayer session and turn you into a 5th wheel holding back 7 other players.

Xeno has save points in the middle of cut scenes.

actually, Xeno has straight movies.

 

[Johndoey]

Come to think of it, need to get back to Xenogears. Fei's alright, he's doing his best.

 

[Shy]

I sometimes feel like I'm the strange one on here because I have social skills and can pick up on body language and context clues and am not socially and emotionally stunted

I'm both of those things, but at least i keep that shit that to myself.

You guys ever got mugged? it sucks .....

Now i'm poorer and don't have a cellphone, and now i've to see if i can get my number back so i don't loose many business contacts and opportunities.

FML. But hey... at least i survived and appart of a bruised ego (and cheekbone) i'm OK.

So, hows been your day so far?

Jesus. Sorry to hear that Dai.

Allow me to once more reiterate how much I am never going to go to a Neogaf meet up.

Not even to ours DD. ? 😝

 

[D i Z]

You guys ever got mugged? it sucks .....

Now i'm poorer and don't have a cellphone, and now i've to see if i can get my number back so i don't loose many business contacts and opportunities.

FML. But hey... at least i survived and appart of a bruised ego (and cheekbone) i'm OK.

So, hows been your day so far?

Just glad you're ok, man. I've never been mugged, but I've had guns pulled on me and been shot at before. Shit is not cool at all.

Man, I really wish I'd heard about Copa America Centenario before today. I would've loved to have watched it and participated in the thread, but I didn't know it was a thing. It sounds awesome.

It's been a pretty good tournament so far. I still don't know why it's scheduled at the same time as the Euro's. That's some defeatist shit if ever there was a way to sabotage it.

 

[Malyse]

I'm both of those things, but at least i keep that shit that to myself.

Jesus. Sorry to hear that Dai.

Not even to ours DD. ? 😝

ESPECIALLY not yours.

 

[Shy]

ESPECIALLY not yours.

😆 Awww. *sad trombone*

You hear that BCT, DD is too good for our meetup. 😝

 

[Malyse]

😆 Awww. *sad trombone*

You hear that BCT, DD is too good for our meetup. 😝

You're acting like this is a new thing 😇

Besides, y'all would try and make it some kinda cookout and then everyone would show up with plates.

 

[Secret Fawful]

Oh wow sorry to hear about what happened to you Dai. :/

yo what

He was some late-twenties something millennial hipster friend of a friend. He also said he thought it would be cool to be the Joker, and besides what he said about the vat, whenever somebody tells me they think it'd be cool to be the Joker I immediately start giving them the side eye. I've known multiple people who've said that and they were always bad news.

Kiddizzy, I'm gonna try to find out when the next Copa America games are and try to watch what's left if it's still going on. Or was it all today?

Edit: Found the schedule. SHIT, I've missed almost everything.

 

[Gattsu25]

You guys ever got mugged? it sucks .....

Now i'm poorer and don't have a cellphone, and now i've to see if i can get my number back so i don't loose many business contacts and opportunities.

FML. But hey... at least i survived and appart of a bruised ego (and cheekbone) i'm OK.

So, hows been your day so far?

Damn. Sorry you had to put up with that shit.

At least you're safe.

 

[Emperor_EL]

You guys ever got mugged? it sucks .....

Now i'm poorer and don't have a cellphone, and now i've to see if i can get my number back so i don't loose many business contacts and opportunities.

FML. But hey... at least i survived and appart of a bruised ego (and cheekbone) i'm OK.

So, hows been your day so far?

Glad you're okay.

"Nothing requires you." & "You make our existence ugly with your presence." sounds like something Kid Fury from The Read would say.

 

[FeenixRising]

😆 Awww. *sad trombone*

You hear that BCT, DD is too good for our meetup. 😝

Of course DD is too bougie to associate with us lessers. If I put good money on it, he probably light skinned. With Klay Thompson hair. Looking like he about to pose for an album cover, called "Cool Relax"

 

[akira28]

You're acting like this is a new thing ��

Besides, y'all would try and make it some kinda cookout and then everyone would show up with plates.

nah, I'll show up with a flaming barrel of pork parts and a flag with a pig smoking a blunt, flying a kite, and checking his DMs on his cellphone.


Dai glad you're ok. and it's only money. I know I would be 50/50 on some try something stupid shit, so I always have to remind myself of that.

 

[Shy]

Of course DD is too bougie to associate with us lessers. If I put good money on it, he probably light skinned. With Klay Thompson hair. Looking like he about to pose for an album cover, called "Cool Relax"

But i'm light skinned too. 😦

 

[NipplesAndToes23]

😆 Awww. *sad trombone*

You hear that BCT, DD is too good for our meetup. 😝

Yeah, I bet he eats the cereal from the box too. He too good to eat bagged cereal anymore.

 

[Malyse]

Of course DD is too bougie to associate with us lessers. If I put good money on it, he probably light skinned. With Klay Thompson hair. Looking like he about to pose for an album cover, called "Cool Relax"

Everyone with more than $30 in their bank account isn't bougie, Feenix.

And you'd lose that bet.

Yeah, I bet he eats the cereal from the box too. He too good to eat bagged cereal anymore.

I'm a millennial. We don't eat cereal anymore.

Spoiler

And no, I don't have bagged cereal.

 

[NipplesAndToes23]

Everyone with more than $30 in their bank account isn't bougie, Feenix.

And you'd lose that bet.



I'm a millennial. We don't eat cereal anymore.

Spoiler

And no, I don't have bagged cereal.

I knew it! You ain't down with The Tootie Fruities no more; you think you better than us because you buy the named brand shit.

 

[Zekes!]

I feel like finding my dad a Father's Day card would be easier if he was white

 

[Malyse]

I feel like finding my dad a Father's Day card would be easier if he was white

I honestly forgot Father's Day cause yesterday was Mom's birthday.

 

[bobbychalkers]

And no, I don't have bagged cereal. [/spoiler]

Where dey do that at?

 

[Malyse]

Where dey do that at?

http://www.gq.com/story/the-real-reason-millennials-arent-eating-cereal-for-breakfast

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Oh fuck. I think I've been sending party invites in PSO2 instead of friend requests.

 

[Mrs. Manky]

But i'm light skinned too. 😦

But you're The Reasonable Negro That You Can Live With. Everyone likes you.

 

[Shy]

But you're The Reasonable Negro That You Can Live With. Everyone likes you.

D'aawww. Thanks. 😊

 

[Zekes!]

http://www.gq.com/story/the-real-reason-millennials-arent-eating-cereal-for-breakfast

So instead of blaming the generation that lost its sweet tooth, maybe the onus belongs on the people who first thought that marshmallows for breakfast was a good idea.

But marshmallows for breakfast is a good idea

 

[FadedRevolution]

I feel like finding my dad a Father's Day card would be easier if he was white

http://www.blackartdepot.com/collections/african-american-fathers-day-cards

Most of them sold out tho.

 

[Slayven]

They really recycling jokes from Family Guy in Ted 2?

 

[Emperor_EL]

They really recycling jokes from Family Guy in Ted 2?

Dude has 3 shows that follow damn near the same exact formula for character types & plot points so it shouldn't be a surprise.

 

[Village]

They really recycling jokes from Family Guy in Ted 2?

I' ve never seen ted 2, are you serious?

Dude has 3 shows that follow damn near the same exact formula for character types & plot points so it shouldn't be a surprise.

He has 2

American dad is.... strange. And So was the Cleveland show.

I would like to see seth back writing more children friendly stuff, I wanna see what that is. Him and Butch heartman used to work on Johnny bravo.

 

[Slayven]

I' ve never seen ted 2, are you serious?

There been a ton of jokes, and 2 entire scenes that were done word for word.

 

[Johndoey]

Smallville and Static Shock have great intros. Classics. Episode 3 of Smallville has a Gorillaz song playing in the background for about 25-ish seconds.

 

[Slayven]

Smallville and Static Shock have great intros. Classics.

SOMEBODY SAVE ME!!!!!!!!

 

[Mizerman]

Smallville and Static Shock have great intros. Classics.

Hell yeah. Never gets old.

 

[Litan]

Smallville and Static Shock have great intros. Classics. Episode 3 of Smallville has a Gorillaz song playing in the background for about 25-ish seconds.

Me and my brothers would always make sure we tuned in on time for Smallville so we could sing the theme at the top of our voices.

 

[shingi70]

That link thread was weird, though I'm surprised people can be that open. I don't mince words sexually when talking to friends and sometimes coworkers but I don't typically mention I like dimming and subbing or I want girl to hIt me with a strap on.