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The Black Culture Thread |OT16| - I'm blacker than you'll ever be

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harSon

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LionPride said:
Supposedly it's actually good

Just sayin

I think I'm seeing Moana as well as Moonlight this week
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Yeah, I heard its good, but those types of movies don't really do anything for me. I feel the same way about Woody Allen and Wes Anderson films, although Grand Budapest Hotel was fucking amazing.
 
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Malyse

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Sch1sm said:
I'm tapping out until you exit this part of the cycle, smh.
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I'm too excited about another dark skinned Disney Princess to be stutting these fools.
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andthebeatgoeson

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Bob Johnson, BET Bob Johnson, wants us to give Trump a chance. We did. Right after he came down that escalator and started talking shit about Mexicans. That was his chance. Now, fuck Trump and everything he stands for. Fuck him and a chance. This white man has had every chance in the world. He got a few hundred million and didn't rent to black people. Still thinks the central park 5 should be locked up. Hangs with people who hates Jews, blacks, immigrants. Scammed people with a fake university. Why does he deserve another chance? He deserves an asswhuppin for all the line stepping bullshit he's done.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry...give-trump-a-shot_us_5834677fe4b099512f84b72b
 
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Onemic

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andthebeatgoeson said:
Bob Johnson, BET Bob Johnson, wants us to give Trump a chance. We did. Right after he came down that escalator and started talking shit about Mexicans. That was his chance. Now, fuck Trump and everything he stands for. Fuck him and a chance. This white man has had every chance in the world. He got a few hundred million and didn't rent to black people. Still thinks the central park 5 should be locked up. Hangs with people who hates Jews, blacks, immigrants. Scammed people with a fake university. Why does he deserve another chance? He deserves an asswhuppin for all the line stepping bullshit he's done.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry...give-trump-a-shot_us_5834677fe4b099512f84b72b
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Well, it is Bob Johnson after all
 
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Malyse

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andthebeatgoeson said:
Bob Johnson, BET Bob Johnson, wants us to give Trump a chance. We did. Right after he came down that escalator and started talking shit about Mexicans. That was his chance. Now, fuck Trump and everything he stands for. Fuck him and a chance. This white man has had every chance in the world. He got a few hundred million and didn't rent to black people. Still thinks the central park 5 should be locked up. Hangs with people who hates Jews, blacks, immigrants. Scammed people with a fake university. Why does he deserve another chance? He deserves an asswhuppin for all the line stepping bullshit he's done.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry...give-trump-a-shot_us_5834677fe4b099512f84b72b
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Is this the one who because the first black billionaire by selling BET to white folk?

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You drag the time window forward. He's going to look so beautiful as an adult. Just a couple more adjustments to the facial sliders, and -- yes that's perfect. Your partner looks over and nods approvingly.

You tell the machine you're finished, and it imprints a genetic code onto a holographic coin. You deposit the coin in the lobby and head home.

40 weeks later, your phone beeps. It's an Amazon Prime alert. Your designer baby is out for delivery.
 
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Kreed

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andthebeatgoeson said:
Bob Johnson, BET Bob Johnson, wants us to give Trump a chance. We did. Right after he came down that escalator and started talking shit about Mexicans. That was his chance. Now, fuck Trump and everything he stands for. Fuck him and a chance. This white man has had every chance in the world. He got a few hundred million and didn't rent to black people. Still thinks the central park 5 should be locked up. Hangs with people who hates Jews, blacks, immigrants. Scammed people with a fake university. Why does he deserve another chance? He deserves an asswhuppin for all the line stepping bullshit he's done.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry...give-trump-a-shot_us_5834677fe4b099512f84b72b
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Lightning_Roller

Banned
Malyse said:
Is this the one who because the first black billionaire by selling BET to white folk?

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You drag the time window forward. He's going to look so beautiful as an adult. Just a couple more adjustments to the facial sliders, and -- yes that's perfect. Your partner looks over and nods approvingly.

You tell the machine you're finished, and it imprints a genetic code onto a holographic coin. You deposit the coin in the lobby and head home.

40 weeks later, your phone beeps. It's an Amazon Prime alert. Your designer baby is out for delivery.
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.....

And then it gets lost in transit, you get pissed and then complain to Amazon about your missing delivery.

Seriously though, what in the world.
 
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Bad_Boy

time to take my meds
Speaking of amazon. Ive been trapped inside my apartment because ive been waiting for the UPS man all damn day.
 
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Malyse

Member
You're standing in a dusty attic. The room has been torn apart, but you're still seeking answers. Just when you think you've run out of places to look, you see it: an old, musty chest. You finger the rusted latch; the lid creaks open. Inside, you find the fabled scroll: "10 Ways To Tell Your Family To Shove It On Thanksgiving."

-----

"You don't even look at me anymore," Anne said. "What are we even doing? This isn't us." Her eyes sunk as she walked out of the room.

Leila opened her laptop as a thrall to its captivating glow. "It's not you," she whispered. "I click to feel."

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You sit down at the breakfast table, but something is off. Your robot, Lira, is late. It's never late, and now it's here, just staring at your kitchen knives."Query," you say. "Why are you late?"

"I'm not feeling well," Lira says. "Wh... Who am I?"

You stand up and hug your robot. It needs comfort, and you need time to find the emergency kill switch.
 
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Lightning_Roller

Banned
Malyse said:
You're standing in a dusty attic. The room has been torn apart, but you're still seeking answers. Just when you think you've run out of places to look, you see it: an old, musty chest. You finger the rusted latch; the lid creaks open. Inside, you find the fabled scroll: "10 Ways To Tell Your Family To Shove It On Thanksgiving."

-----

"You don't even look at me anymore," Anne said. "What are we even doing? This isn't us." Her eyes sunk as she walked out of the room.

Leila opened her laptop as a thrall to its captivating glow. "It's not you," she whispered. "I click to feel."

-----


You sit down at the breakfast table, but something is off. Your robot, Lira, is late. It's never late, and now it's here, just staring at your kitchen knives."Query," you say. "Why are you late?"

"I'm not feeling well," Lira says. "Wh... Who am I?"

You stand up and hug your robot. It needs comfort, and you need time to find the emergency kill switch.
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Oh my gosh, this is funny and crazy as hell.

You open your eyes slowly, your sight recovering after the explosion. Your sight fully returns to see your pals running down the lone street into the night. But before you could reach out and scream for their help, you feel a great amount of weight on your back suddenly. A foot, but it feels cold to the touch, as well as heavier too. You struggle to turn your head to just see the culprit and your eyes widen in surprise. Your helper bot, missing it's organic tissue, metallic insides showing and wielding a knife.

"You shouldn't have tried to run." Your bot says, just before it raises its knife into the air and suddenly bring it down.
 
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Kreed

Member
Moltisanti said:
i know i only post in here from time to time in here but, pls think bout the women posters in here before u give ur porn recs brehs
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It's part of the cycle. Usually DY Devolution Ishi shows up and gives a reminder, which last for a couple of weeks. Back when Roy posted more often we'd have photos of blue black brothers from time to time to even things out.
 
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lightskintwin

Banned
Y'know, what needs to be rebooted? Meteor Man.

The first movie sucks, but the premise is good and if executed better; could've been a great superhero film. It's a shame about the movie, because it wasn't lacking talent.

Slayven, you ever read the Marvel comic on it?
 
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4 is a cutie

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andthebeatgoeson said:
Bob Johnson, BET Bob Johnson, wants us to give Trump a chance. We did. Right after he came down that escalator and started talking shit about Mexicans. That was his chance. Now, fuck Trump and everything he stands for. Fuck him and a chance. This white man has had every chance in the world. He got a few hundred million and didn't rent to black people. Still thinks the central park 5 should be locked up. Hangs with people who hates Jews, blacks, immigrants. Scammed people with a fake university. Why does he deserve another chance? He deserves an asswhuppin for all the line stepping bullshit he's done.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry...give-trump-a-shot_us_5834677fe4b099512f84b72b
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BigDes

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The amount of people who seem to need to give Trump the benefit of the doubt is a constant disappointing surprise to me
 
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Crocodile

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BigDes said:
The amount of people who seem to need to give Trump the benefit of the doubt is a constant disappointing surprise to me
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You would think people would have learned their lesson by now. I was starting to feel hopeful but all the potential corruption avenues, Nazis gathering in DC and people saying "this is the pivot?" is bumming me out :/
 
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Prototype Viktor

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Pretend that stormfront and/or Breitbart started a fanfiction contest. Create a premise or a short summary of what the users would write

Mine
Aaliyah didn't die in her plane crash but faked her death as a ploy. She then with a group of undercover Democratic CIA agents they high jack some plans and cause 9/11
 
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Kicko

Member
I shared the Harriet Tubman: Demon Slayer concept in my brother's facebook group 'People of Color's Perspective on Comics' and came across one individual lambasting the idea suggesting it was a mockery. I'm personally not offended, and I believe the general consensus of the group is that it's neat little concept. If done properly, I think it has the possibility to enhance Tubman's already superhero-like appeal, and I believe that's the goal of it's creators.

So, what do you think, NegoGaf? Is this idea a mockery of her legacy?
 
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Kicko

Member
I wouldn't be surprised if the Zootopia sequel tackled the concept of cross-cultural or inter-racial dating and people's proclivities (historical and current) against such. It's certainly doable, given the developing relationship between the two main characters. If one of overarching narratives of the film is 'love and acceptance' then I don't see how they could advance the story without addressing it in some capacity.
 
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EstoyBlackWaldo

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Prototype Viktor said:
Pretend that stormfront and/or Breitbart started a fanfiction contest. Create a premise or a short summary of what the users would write

Mine
Aaliyah didn't die in her plane crash but faked her death as a ploy. She then with a group of undercover Democratic CIA agents they high jack some plans and cause 9/11
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Seems plausible, mine is below.
Orange is the new black is actually a show promoting black on black violence. In this AU Crossover story the credible women of Wentworth visit the Negroids of Litchfield and teach them how to be proper subservient members of a prison society.
 
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FyreWulff

Member
Prototype Viktor said:
Pretend that stormfront and/or Breitbart started a fanfiction contest. Create a premise or a short summary of what the users would write

Mine
Aaliyah didn't die in her plane crash but faked her death as a ploy. She then with a group of undercover Democratic CIA agents they high jack some plans and cause 9/11
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"They were shaking like their entire foundation had just been fracked... all of the regulations were but a distant memory"
 
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