Gordon Shumway
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The Black Culture Thread |OT17| - Thanks, Obama
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I'm announcing my candidacy for President in 2020. I'm running on the Flapping Butt and Sphincter That Looks Like Petey Pirahna's Bellybutton Party ticket.
[pulls down pants, bends over at the waist, and begins flapping ass cheeks in the air, with my sphincter flying around like the tied-up end of a balloon]
YEAH AMERICA LOVES IT.
The votes are in already and I win, because anyone can win. Welcome to the United States of Secret Fawful.
[pulls down pants, bends over at the waist, and begins flapping ass cheeks in the air, with my sphincter flying around like the tied-up end of a balloon]
YEAH AMERICA LOVES IT.
The votes are in already and I win, because anyone can win. Welcome to the United States of Secret Fawful.
Gordon Shumway
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I..ummm..🤔
Frozenprince
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GAF threads never fail.
Go to a god damn doctor you idiots like Jesus Christ how did y'all live this long to begin with?
Go to a god damn doctor you idiots like Jesus Christ how did y'all live this long to begin with?
Lay off the shine a lil bit.
Gordon Shumway
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DID YOU SEE HIS FUCKING LEG?! HOW?!?!
Secret Fawful
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This country is a joke and I will treat it like one. It's literally the equivalent of flapping ass and has been since it started.
People don't want advice for stuff like that. They want confirmation to remove the agency (and responsibility) from their decisions. It's a lot easier to be convinced into doing something when you have an angry mob making you do the rational thing that you're too lazy to do or supporting you on what you already wanted to do.
Nope, and I am keeping it that way
EstoyBlackWaldo
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Ain't no way you let that shit get that big and just be like. "Hm, well its not that bad but let me post on a forum just in case this BRAIN COMING OUT MY LEG IS CANCER OR SOMETHING."
Thats pure lazy.
You can't beat Kanye with that lvl of showmanship
''Gaf this mountain lion ate my leg while i was camping. Anyway should i get For Honor?''
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Zelda dlc thread has been a blast
Frozenprince
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Dude has a tumor or at least the biggest cyst known to man and he's asking a video game website for medical advice
Legit stunned he isn't dead.
Gordon Shumway
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My wife ran out to see what was wrong I yelled so loud lol. I still can't believe anyone is that stupid. Nope..scratch that..
That explains your silly question before..
You can't beat Kanye with that lvl of showmanship
''Gaf this mountain lion ate my leg while i was camping. Anyway should i get For Honor?''
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Zelda dlc thread has been a blast
Remember that documentary that came out, about a guy and his girlfriend that would go out in the woods and sleep and play with bears. Folks didn't hear for them for a while and went looking for them, found them in the belly of a bear.
Frozenprince
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Secret Fawful
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You can't beat Kanye with that lvl of showmanship
After this election, I can beat him by simply putting on a fucking clown outfit.
[honks my own nose and does a Krusty the clown laugh]
Gordon Shumway
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That's what got me. I'm just reading this thing, wondering what on earth would make him wait so long..AND THAT'S WHAT YOU WAITED ON?! What in the FUCK is wrong with you?! Holding out on lunch thanks to that fucking thread..
I don't want to look
I don't want to look
I don't want to look
I don't want to look
I don't want to look
Gordon Shumway
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Quato, my nigga..fucking Quato..
Frozenprince
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We need a dedicated "white nonsense" thread at this point.
Dear god I looked...dear god....it looked like a brain.
I threw up in my mouth....I need an adult
EstoyBlackWaldo
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look it, its big enough to have its own face.
I just saw that photo and I just said "nope."
I recognized all those words, but they don't make sense in that order.
Secret Fawful
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[looks at picture of leg]
Man.
I'm hungry.
Man.
I'm hungry.
I'd subscribe
How many ways can they fuck themselves up when the situation never called for it
You messed up by willingly looking
Overqualified
I want to burn my computer and monitor now
I knew the game and i still played. I fucked up
I knew the game and i still played. I fucked up
Gordon Shumway
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SHUT THE FUCK UP, MIKE!!!
Gordon Shumway
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😕 Its wings..
You're just mad because that sentient leg from Rockos Modern Life is named Gordon
EstoyBlackWaldo
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What are you talking about? Thats a single serving.
User 73706
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Mornin' party people.
It's an interesting dilemma. They really did pull some Hyrda shit where if you remove one head, another far worse one will take its place. I wonder what that initiation party looked like when they all converged for the first time to pledge themselves to what I'm calling the age of madness.
I honestly don't believe that this instigation is as pointless as them being petty and provocative for the sake of it. They're needling us for a reason.
I actually laughed out loud when I heard that tape.
So did their marketing department.
It's an interesting dilemma. They really did pull some Hyrda shit where if you remove one head, another far worse one will take its place. I wonder what that initiation party looked like when they all converged for the first time to pledge themselves to what I'm calling the age of madness.
I honestly don't believe that this instigation is as pointless as them being petty and provocative for the sake of it. They're needling us for a reason.
I actually laughed out loud when I heard that tape.
So did their marketing department.
4 months pregnant? Damn.
What sucks even more is that I know my parents' reaction will be that she shouldn't have shoved a cop while pregnant. While true (if that part is true at all) that doesn't justify tazing her. At all.
Do we get to be diplomats? I don't want any part of the cabinet, I just want immunity to smuggle krugerrand from L.A to Jersey.
I am mentally done with GAF.
That level of racism is refreshing nowadays. No trying to be cute, just saying what they mean
As a warning to anyone else, the image is embedded in the post. Do not even look at the thread. Now if you will excuse me, I will be washing my eyes with African black soap.
It really is. We're on our way back to the good ol' days, no doubt about it.
If shy ever reaps his vengeance it will be something like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zly_tL5mMc8&feature=youtu.be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zly_tL5mMc8&feature=youtu.be
FeenixRising
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Every adult in this picture outside of the woman in the middle ate a Stone Cold Stunner
Our country yall
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