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[International Iron Man]

Man, if someone ever gets caught with a superkick straight up, you need to just lay down and rethink your life. Maybe hide your identity from now on.

Get caught with that and hide yourself from the public.

Even a Superkick to your car window means you gotta drive to Brazil.

 

[Emperor_EL]

Can't be that bad

It's a Toei show so you know the budget aint shit.

 

[LionPride]

IIM said it earlier, but get hit with a Skull Crushing Finale or Dirty Deeds...yo face is fucked.

 

[International Iron Man]

IIM said it earlier, but get hit with a Skull Crushing Finale or Dirty Deeds...yo face is fucked.

AWL ya fronts is gone breh.

 

[Frozenprince]

Can I drop a people's elbow on some riot police?

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Can I drop a people's elbow on some riot police?

If you enjoy a cool breeze through bummer holes..go nuts lol.

 

[Forearm Star]

Can I drop a people's elbow on some riot police?

Surely.. it's for the people after all

 

[LionPride]

AWL ya fronts is gone breh.

Oh shit, what if you get hit with a Fame-Asser? Or Samoan Driver?

Can I drop a people's elbow on some riot police?

No, you gotta do the Worm for full effect

 

[International Iron Man]

Can I drop a people's elbow on some riot police?

If I saw that during a riot, fuck it, I'm going all in and trying to give that Daniel Bryan Running Knee to every cop in sight.

 

[Frozenprince]

It's a Toei show so you know the budget aint shit.

It's legit the worst animated show I've ever seen.

 

[LionPride]

Seeing someone get hit with a Pedigree and Go To Sleep is still some shit I will go back and watch

 

[Mizerman]

Oh shit, what if you get hit with a Fame-Asser? Or Samoan Driver?

For the Fame-Asser? Your face is fucked from that.

Samoan Driver? Damn, your neck and back are done.

 

[Frozenprince]

If I saw that during a riot, fuck it, I'm going all in and trying to give that Daniel Bryan Running Knee to every cop in sight.

I'll give em a flying elbow and see if I can sneak in a flying lariot before they ice me lol

 

[LionPride]

For the Fame-Asser? Your face is fucked from that.

Samoan Driver? Damn, your neck and back are done.

If you get hit with a Shining Wizard, your jaw if gone

 

[Zaverious]

Cops gonna give yall them Goldberg Spears if they don't already

 

[International Iron Man]

Seeing someone get hit with a Pedigree and Go To Sleep is still some shit I will go back and watch

If I saw someone get hit with a GTS in a street fight then the dude that got hit with it gotta address everyone as sir for the rest of their life. Men. Women. Children. Animals. Everyone.

 

[akira28]

If I saw a crowd of protestors just star going ham and taking riot cops out with wrasslin moves I will know that Jesus had returned.

 

[excelsiorlef]

Fuck Bret hart

HBK all day!!

Hey there

How is it going?

I hope you are well

Just wanted to say sorry in advance but I am putting you on notice and I'd really appreciate it if you would be kind enough to watch your back....

Cause, and again I am sorry, but I will have to jump you.

 

[Mizerman]

If you get hit with a Shining Wizard, your jaw if gone

If someone manages to get you with the Sliced Bread # 2, you may as well just not say anything from now on.

Cops gonna give yall them Goldberg Spears if they don't already

Stay down if that happens.

 

[LionPride]

If I saw someone get hit with a GTS in a street fight then the dude that got hit with it gotta address everyone as sir for the rest of their life. Men. Women. Children. Animals. Everyone.

"Why are you calling me Sir"
"Well you see, I got hit with this wrestling move in a fight"
"Say no more"

If I saw a crowd of protestors just star going ham and taking riot cops out with wrasslin moves I will know that Jesus had returned.

The moment someone gets hit with a Scissors Kick is the real deal

Hey there

How is it going?

I hope you are well

Just wanted to say sorry in advance but I am putting you on notice and I'd really appreciate it if you would be kind enough to watch your back....

Cause, and again I am sorry, but I will have to jump you.

How about fuck Bret AND Shawn

 

[International Iron Man]

This kid gotta move to another state under a new name after this level of embarrassment.

I see a cop getting hit with a Styles Clash in a riot I know that this situation has gone beyond my levels as a man.

 

[excelsiorlef]

They knew no one was really watching..
Also the racist gimmicks, good lord.


Fuck Virgil
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Which was better...

Diamond cutter or the stunner

Diamond cutter by far, could hit that from like 15000 different places

 

[LionPride]

This kid gotta move to another state under a new name after this level of embarrassment.

Oh my Jesus

If someone manages to get you with the Sliced Bread # 2, you may as well just not say anything from now on.

What are some other moves that would just ruin your rep?

 

[excelsiorlef]

How about fuck Bret AND Shawn

Bret Hart took time at a hockey game in 1999 to come down from his box seat and talk to me for 15 minutes just because I asked his security guy if he would be willing.... It was very special for me as a 14 year old.

Bret is truly the best there ever will be.

 

[Forearm Star]

Diamond cutter by far, could hit that from like 15000 different places

See we can agree on one thing at least
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Edit: oh I see...

Canadians

 

[International Iron Man]

Oh my Jesus


What are some other moves that would just ruin your rep?

A Styles Clash is a life ruiner.

Also just getting the absolute dogshit slapped out of you twice will do it too.

 

[cdyhybrid]

This kid gotta move to another state under a new name after this level of embarrassment.

I see a cop getting hit with a Styles Clash in a riot I know that this situation has gone beyond my levels as a man.

Damn. Stole his girl and everything.

 

[Mizerman]

What are some other moves that would just ruin your rep?

Getting hit with the ZigZag would do it. So would Sister Abigail.

 

[LionPride]

WAIT

If you get hit with a Blue Thunder Bomb or the O-Drive/Overdrive in real life...there are no words

Also I've hit a Spiral Tap on someone irl...twas lit

Getting hit with the ZigZag would do it. So would Sister Abigail.

The Zig Zag cuz it's a bitch move, the SA just because you gotta do the forehead kiss and then spin they ass out

 

[Professor Beef]

Bret Hart took time at a hockey game in 1999 to come down from his box seat and talk to me for 15 minutes just because I asked his security guy if he would be willing.... It was very special for me as a 14 year old.

Bret is truly the best there ever will be.

Bret just wanted attention

 

[International Iron Man]

Getting hit with the ZigZag would do it. So would Sister Abigail.

If I saw someone get hit with a Sister Abigail I'm fuckin leaving the country. I don't even want to reside in the same zip code as a person grimey enough to kiss a nigga on the forehead before slamming their face in the concrete.

 

[Frozenprince]

I'mma need at least one dude to hit with the codebreaker to cover me

 

[International Iron Man]

I'mma need at least one dude to hit with the codebreaker to cover me

Codebreaker sounds good in theory, til you realize YOU have to land hard as shit on your back to transfer that kinetic energy through your legs and into the persons jaw.

 

[Mizerman]

The Zig Zag cuz it's a bitch move, the SA just because you gotta do the forehead kiss and then spin they ass out

Taking the Bronco Buster means that you're destined for a life of Ls.

If I saw someone get hit with a Sister Abigail I'm fuckin leaving the country. I don't even want to reside in the same zip code as a person grimey enough to kiss a nigga on the forehead before slamming their face in the concrete.

Taking the Canadian Destroyer might as well just tell you to hand your card over.

 

[LionPride]

Codebreaker sounds good in theory, til you realize YOU have to land hard as shit on your back to transfer that kinetic energy through your legs and into the persons jaw.

Shit i'll just do a lung blower

Taking the Bronco Buster means that you're destined for a life of Ls.




Taking the Canadian Destroyer might as well just tell you to hand your card over.

If you allow your face to be rode on or have some fat dude give you a stink face in a real fight...nigga...be gone. Like, you should be able to get up and dodge it right?

The Canadian Destroyer takes effort from the taker, but in a real fight let someone run up and do that shit...nope

 

[excelsiorlef]

Actually fucked up thing is that Bret and I were both at the same hockey game in Ottawa the night Owen died :'(

 

[International Iron Man]

Shit i'll just do a lung blower



If you allow your face to be rode on or have some fat dude give you a stink face in a real fight...nigga...be gone. Like, you should be able to get up and dodge it right?

The Canadian Destroyer takes effort from the taker, but in a real fight let someone run up and do that shit...nope

You see someone take a full on Tombstone Piledriver and the nigga does the folded arms and the tongue out shit, you just gotta hop in your car and drive to Canada and hope the nigga don't try to find you and do the same to you.

 

[LionPride]

Actually fucked up thing is that Bret and I were both at the same hockey game in Ottawa the night Owen died :'(

Damn really? Shit

You see someone take a full on Tombstone Piledriver and the nigga does the folded arms and the tongue out shit, you just gotta hop in your car and drive to Canada and hope the nigga don't try to find you and do the same to you.

Dear God

Also, my life goal is to now hit a Cross Rhodes on someone in a fight if I ever get in one. And a sharpshooter in tribute to excelsiorlef's fav

 

[International Iron Man]

Damn really? Shit


Dear God

Also, my life goal is to now hit a Cross Rhodes on someone in a fight if I ever get in one. And a sharpshooter in tribute to excelsiorlef's fav

I seen like 4 cats catch a Sharpshooter living in the PJs. One time it was among grown ass men and the dude that got hit with the sharpshooter shot the dude that did it to him like 2 days later, and he STILL didn't get out of holding that L.

He got out of jail in 2013 and my cousin said the first thing niggas reminded him of was that he still got put in a sharpshooter and was reaching for a nonexistent rope.

Not even shooting a nigga can get that L off your record.

 

[Bronx-Man]

Eddie Guerrero forever da GOAT

goddamn I miss that boy

 

[Zekes!]

where the fuck am I right now

 

[LionPride]

I seen like 4 cats catch a Sharpshooter living in the PJs. One time it was among grown ass men and the dude that got hit with the sharpshooter shot the dude that did it to him like 2 days later, and he STILL didn't get out of holding that L.

He got out of jail in 2013 and my cousin said the first thing niggas reminded him of was that he still got put in a sharpshooter and was reaching for a nonexistent rope.

Not even shooting a nigga can get that L off your record.

When you can't escape an L forever...

Eddie Guerrero forever da GOAT

goddamn I miss that boy

I watch the tribute with Hurt playing every month, it's sad as heck

 

[Professor Beef]

I'll do the Rock's sharpshooter instead of brets

 

[LionPride]

I'll do the Rock's sharpshooter instead of brets

Who does it worse: Dwayne or Edge

 

[International Iron Man]

Who does it worse: Dwayne or Edge

Edge by far, because he's Canadian and has no excuse for such a shitty sharpshooter.

 

[Professor Beef]

Who does it worse: Dwayne or Edge

Edge, always.

 

[excelsiorlef]

Damn really? Shit

It was an afternoon game so it was more the day of but yeah I saw (this wasn't the day I met him but from my seats I always had a perfect view of Bret watching every game) him and was in the same place as him on the same day Owen died.... it's sad to think about.

Also, my life goal is to now hit a Cross Rhodes on someone in a fight if I ever get in one. And a sharpshooter in tribute to excelsiorlef's fav

<3

 

[Professor Beef]

Pretty sure most Canadians just know how to do a sharpshooter by the time they're 5.

 

[LionPride]

Edge by far, because he's Canadian and has no excuse for such a shitty sharpshooter.

Edge, always.

Yeah

It was an afternoon game so it was more the day of but yeah I saw (this wasn't the day I met him but from my seats I always had a perfect view of Bret watching every game) him and was in the same place as him one the same day Owen died.... it's sad to think about.




<3

I just wish Bret wasn't so crabby, I actually like him as a wrestler.

I met Randy Orton in real life when I was seven. Him, Charlie Haas, Mark Henry, and Viscera were at a Hooters. If he wasn't such a shitheel I may like him. He posed and everything.

 

[Mizerman]

Also, my life goal is to now hit a Cross Rhodes on someone in a fight if I ever get in one. And a sharpshooter in tribute to excelsiorlef's fav

I could see the Cross Rhodes being used in a fight. Now getting hit with the Cobra, you're getting a side eye for the rest of your life.

Pretty sure most Canadians just know how to do a sharpshooter by the time they're 5.

It's pretty much a ritual for them.