andthebeatgoeson
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Yeah, I'll stay away from that thread for now.
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The Black Culture Thread |OT18| - Ma-ma-ma-MAXIMUM! Haram Achieved
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Gordon Shumway
Banned
A hoe showing that ass..
Almost all if his standups are phenomenal all the way through. I don't care why I'm laughing at a Louis joke, if it's funny, it's funny.
Can you cook? I have a plan and a few spots open in a cabin complex in the middle of nowhere but no one else can cook and I'm sure as hell not doing everything.
Gordon Shumway
Banned
Eddie Izzard..I'll take him.
Forearm Star
Member
I really want to bbq
Storm Chamber
Banned
3rd boss almost got me after his attack reverted just before he was able to do his giant attack
Everyone except MC died but I had about 8 revival items
Gordon Shumway
Banned
What you making, homie?
EstoyBlackWaldo
Member
I made some hickory smoked bbq chicken last night.
SENPAIatLARGE
Banned
Boy do I have a barbershop story for you guys today. Have you ever really needed a haircut and your regular barber wasnt there? As I walked into the shop he was leaving to get his kids and I really needed my hair cut for an event today. So I went to the only open seat in the place and had the 30 most terrifying moments of my life. This old Haitian guy with bad breath and poor English sat me down and seeing that I probably wouldn't be able to get the usual cut, I asked for a bald fade. The entire time in the chair I looked like this:
I could feel him messing up my hair, everything he did felt wrong. The shave felt wrong, the way he buzzed felt wrong, the fact that he used scissors at the end felt really wrong. I shivered internally every time he used a razor on my head. And when i got out of my chair, and looked at the mirror, It was pure horror. My lineup was lopsided, my haircut wasnt even and his attempts at a design(which I didn't even ask for) made it look even worse. The man then attempted to shake me down for 20 dollars. My only reaction was:
Thankfully another barber in the shop saw the disaster the man did to my head and offered to fix it for free. he did a great job, and I paid him the 20 dollars simply to spite the other guy, who was upset he didn't get paid for doing a hack job. Its scary how close I came to having a terrible cut.
I could feel him messing up my hair, everything he did felt wrong. The shave felt wrong, the way he buzzed felt wrong, the fact that he used scissors at the end felt really wrong. I shivered internally every time he used a razor on my head. And when i got out of my chair, and looked at the mirror, It was pure horror. My lineup was lopsided, my haircut wasnt even and his attempts at a design(which I didn't even ask for) made it look even worse. The man then attempted to shake me down for 20 dollars. My only reaction was:
Thankfully another barber in the shop saw the disaster the man did to my head and offered to fix it for free. he did a great job, and I paid him the 20 dollars simply to spite the other guy, who was upset he didn't get paid for doing a hack job. Its scary how close I came to having a terrible cut.
Wow I had to close my eyes due to the sheer edge of that post.
Hell yeah.
SENPAIatLARGE
Banned
do you still lose if only the MC dies or can other characters revive?
Forearm Star
Member
Not sure. It's real nice out and I got this charcoal grill. I wanted to try using some apple wood or mesquite or something. I've never used wood before. Is it only for slow cooking and smoking?
I was going to do steaks or maybe even brisket (not sure if that would take much longer to do) I'm just trying to get ideas.
That sounds damn good
Hero Prinny
Member
it really is, but im going to waste the day by ordering pizza and watching movies in my room. Weather for this spring break has been great so far, hope the whole week is like this. I still got no plans for thursday but if its as nice as it is today, I'll just force myself out and figure out something to do lol
SENPAIatLARGE
Banned
I cant believe the person had the gall to ask for 20 dollars when I know for a fact that haircut is only 17 after he messed it up.
ChamplooJones
Formerly Momotaro
Today is a good day for gaming.
Forearm Star
Member
Why does it have to rain the one day I got free yankee tickets..
Fucking shit.. Hope it actually stays like this tomorrow
"Not that it justifies what happened but did you know he had drug charges over 10 years ago?"
If it doesn't justify what happened then why bring it up fuck faces?
Sigh
Gordon Shumway
Banned
Y'all religious folks need to pray for all the bad things to happen to this bridesmaids looking motherfucker.
Fuck em..
sooperkool
Member
No, just......no
Richard Pryor
Sam Kinnison
George Carlin
Eddie Murphy
Robin Williams
Redd Foxx
etc...
Yes, Dave is funny and very very good but he is not of the pantheon.
Evening, fam.
White people be likeee Doo Dee
Black people be like : Zip a bop a doo
That legit made me laugh.
No worries, Shy aint awake
Welcome back.
Gordon Shumway
Banned
This fucking guy had me sneaking to my sister's crib in the middle of the night to watch HBO comedy specials lol..what a nut. Wonder how the kids nowadays would take him..probably not very well.
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Sup, honey bunny..
Forearm Star
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Professor Beef
Banned
God damnBoy do I have a barbershop story for you guys today. Have you ever really needed a haircut and your regular barber wasnt there? As I walked into the shop he was leaving to get his kids and I really needed my hair cut for an event today. So I went to the only open seat in the place and had the 30 most terrifying moments of my life. This old Haitian guy with bad breath and poor English sat me down and seeing that I probably wouldn't be able to get the usual cut, I asked for a bald fade. The entire time in the chair I looked like this:
I could feel him messing up my hair, everything he did felt wrong. The shave felt wrong, the way he buzzed felt wrong, the fact that he used scissors at the end felt really wrong. I shivered internally every time he used a razor on my head. And when i got out of my chair, and looked at the mirror, It was pure horror. My lineup was lopsided, my haircut wasnt even and his attempts at a design(which I didn't even ask for) made it look even worse. The man then attempted to shake me down for 20 dollars. My only reaction was:
Thankfully another barber in the shop saw the disaster the man did to my head and offered to fix it for free. he did a great job, and I paid him the 20 dollars simply to spite the other guy, who was upset he didn't get paid for doing a hack job. Its scary how close I came to having a terrible cut.
What kinda design was it tho
Gordon Shumway
Banned
lol..
*nods*
Hero Prinny
Member
heh that sucks, my plans tmrw are in doors so im not worried about the rain, going to finally watch Book of Mormon.
Gordon Shumway
Banned
It's the new style..
Well you did the only appropriate thing. Paid the person that saved you from bad hair.
Man I nearly miss having hair until I remember these things.
Only name I didn't recognise but can I safely assume HBO still has it on their streaming service?
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Oh just saw what Spicer said... Ok level with me now but the only reason he had a job is because of some twisted sense of humour someone on Trumps tram has right? Because that man is a clown.
fake news
Gordon Shumway
Banned
That's..beautiful..😢
Hero Prinny
Member
i really like it, im hype for black panther
Marvel heard my Black and gold comment
Storm Chamber
Banned
Yeah, MC death = game over unless you have one of those rare insta-revival items on him.
And I'm about to throw this cat out the damn window. Some of these evening segues are just teases at this point.
Secret Fawful
Member
Ah shit I forgot to list Carlin. I need to see more of Foxx's standup.
Gordon Shumway
Banned
Never thought to look, but YouTube will do you just fine..
Gotham: Fapmobile
Frozenprince
Banned
For real fuck Morgana.
Damn uppity talking cats won't leave you be?
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