god i love robot chicken. such an ADD show. favorite adult swim comedy other than boondocks.
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god i love robot chicken. such an ADD show. favorite adult swim comedy other than boondocks.
Rayven_king
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PartTimeWarrior
Banned
We're #1 in Marvel 2, that's for sure
MorisUkunRasik
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TI definitely took an L for that one imo. He's married so it isn't that bad, but single guys took it as pick up advice, so I blame him for that. And some girls thought it was "sweet" or some sort of love song, nah uh. Stay away from tricksters unless you know what the deal is.
But like I said, his hands are tied. If he doesn't rescue Zelda, Ganon takes over and Hyrule is doomed. Plus, he's probably swimming in ass back home. I imagine telling girls that you're the Hero of Time is more than enough to get the panties dropping.
That said, that is one of my favorite RC sketches.
GhettoGamer
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Link is no where near a simp, dude has Ruto, Midna, Naruboo, the chick from lon Lon ranch throwing the pussy at him. Link to busy saving the world, he on his M.O.B shit.
Rayven_king
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Here every hood corner store has a marvel 2 or KOF arcade machine
its laundromats over here. and ive seen a rare(for me anyway) vf4 evo cabinet too.
ViewtifulJC
Banned
My local mall still has the same arcade location since the 1970s. When i go to the mall like...twice a year, out of sheer curiosity that it still exists, I always make a trip to the arcade to see that some things don't change, and not everything you love gets old and shitty and dies.
I think I still have the highest score on Time Crisis 2. HOLD DAT SHIT
I think I still have the highest score on Time Crisis 2. HOLD DAT SHIT
Future PhaZe
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I've never been good with fighting games. I've just never understood how I'm supposed to properly anticipate what the enemy is supposed to do, seems like a game of rock paper scissors.
And I'm pretty much an old man when it comes to arcade sticks. Just never been able to get used to them. Especially the jumping mechanics.
I knew back in the day when this dude jumped into my game of MvC2 and worked me, followed by me desperately looking for quarters in my pocket--dude never so much as glanced at me, just continued to stare at the screen. When he smirked I knew I just wasn't game for that genre.
And I'm pretty much an old man when it comes to arcade sticks. Just never been able to get used to them. Especially the jumping mechanics.
I knew back in the day when this dude jumped into my game of MvC2 and worked me, followed by me desperately looking for quarters in my pocket--dude never so much as glanced at me, just continued to stare at the screen. When he smirked I knew I just wasn't game for that genre.
friday throwback: http://youtu.be/eRyS0Gp3yes
MorisUkunRasik
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My gf read up on the thread and sent me this text about an Ol' Simp who goes to her parent's shop:
"Speaking of sad guys. There's an old man who comes in the same time as this lady, and he always pays for her donut & coffee. And when she isn't there, he gives us the money so she can get it later for free. She barely acknowledges him. This has gone on for years. He does this for a few women.. one girl let's him know where she lives, so he delivers it."
I'm the ghost of simping future Dark faze, here to show you your fate if you don't change your ways.
"Speaking of sad guys. There's an old man who comes in the same time as this lady, and he always pays for her donut & coffee. And when she isn't there, he gives us the money so she can get it later for free. She barely acknowledges him. This has gone on for years. He does this for a few women.. one girl let's him know where she lives, so he delivers it."
I'm the ghost of simping future Dark faze, here to show you your fate if you don't change your ways.
All jokes aside, that actually makes me a little sad. Poor old guy.
Future PhaZe
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You're just not getting this.
Beta males are the weakest evolutionary cycle of Hunters and Simps.
A beta male hunter is just an average joe who goes for average women, but doesn't really give a shit enough to invest too much emotion into it either way, and he's not strong enough to ascend to Super Saiyan mode = Predator.
An alpha male hunter just fucks a ton of women, reaching pred mode and just not taking any shit until he decides to settle down and become king lion.
A beta simp is the average joe that just can't get any girl at all, so he simps and grovels and stomps on his own soul. Worst case scenario is simping and being alone forever, but that's pretty rare. At worst they evolve to a beta hunter.
An alpha simp starts off just as bad as a beta one, but the emotional investment that simping takes inevitably strengthens him. He takes on the same ability as an alpha predator, but whereas the alpha predator doesn't take shit from women, the manwhore (leveld up beta simp), doesn't care. He's content with just investing in various women, doing basically whatever it takes to add notches to his belt.
Then when he gets bored he settles down.
So in conclusion
Highest levels : Pimps/Alpha Predators = Manwhores/Alpha Simps
Lowest levels: Losers/Beta hunters = Beta simps
Makes more sense if you think of George Clooney as a pred and Rob Pattinson as a manwhore.
Zeus Molecules
illegal immigrants are stealing our air
Let's not get too deep into alpha/beta/omega game talk shit is corny. Its over thinking how to talk to women. I agree though their is a difference between a clean up man and a regular simp. Clean up men do have game but they will pander/beg if they have too. Also They can steal your girl if your ignoring her. To give another example watch "hey lover" but imagine LL bought her a ton of flowers and clothes and shit prior to the video, while the husband was earning money to pay for the house and Cars and shit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um99r6sgspY&feature=youtube_gdata_player
As for that old guy shit is sad but who knows maybe he is bagging the girl who gave her address for him to deliver her that Hot Coffee...GTA style.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um99r6sgspY&feature=youtube_gdata_player
As for that old guy shit is sad but who knows maybe he is bagging the girl who gave her address for him to deliver her that Hot Coffee...GTA style.
MorisUkunRasik
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Taking any shit, didn't you say you "cater to her needs" that definition of taking shit. You lie and take shit until you can get a hold of a girl who slips or can't detect bs.
Simping is simping, no need to add "alpha" "predator" or whatever other cool code names that make you feel any better. You're in search of a fool, pretty simp behavior.
Predator, hunter, paladin fire wizard ...whatever you're playing a sad vapid game.
Simping is simping, no need to add "alpha" "predator" or whatever other cool code names that make you feel any better. You're in search of a fool, pretty simp behavior.
Predator, hunter, paladin fire wizard ...whatever you're playing a sad vapid game.
ViewtifulJC
Banned
Happy Birthday, Bernie Mac
MorisUkunRasik
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Happy Birthday, Bernie Mac
Why couldn't God have taken Steve Harvey instead?
Future PhaZe
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This is true, I don't really have any limits to my game. Coworkers, family reunions, no limits exist.
And that's a very difficult entity to deal with.
The Faceless Master
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DAMN!
MorisUkunRasik
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Jackben
bitch I'm taking calls.
Yeah I had a summer fling with this girl once who I found out had an on-again-off-again thing with her cousin. She was worried about it until she finally worked up the courage to ask and found out they were only half-cousins. That somehow made it okay.
They met at a family reunion.
They met at a family reunion.
Future PhaZe
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lol
Alright the jigs up. I can't take the tears from laughing anymore.
I'm not a simp and none of that stuff happened.
The sad thing is that 60% of dating age is simping.
Rayven_king
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Fuck steve harvey and his 90 day simp rule
MorisUkunRasik
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Thank the lord, you were breaking my heart.
ViewtifulJC
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Zeus Molecules
illegal immigrants are stealing our air
yeah man this convo is getting old...
Also Bernie Mack and Patrice O'neal's death set black comedy back about a decade.
Rayven_king
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I wish I could've watched more of his standup Material besides the def comedy jam and kings of comedy
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Bernie in Kings of Comedy was amazing.
ViewtifulJC
Banned
Him downstairs
GOD DAMN
Professor Beef
Banned
MorisUkunRasik
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His friend in the second gif is like "Yea Joe, go get them scraps."
I have seen a lot of couples fighting like that in public, never have I seen anyone swoop in and try to "joe" her.
edit: Joe must have been made in a lab by the more radical segments of the female sex.
"With the J.O.E initiative we will put fear into men. If he wants to leave, he better make damn sure it's for good or else the Joe fear will creep into his mind. Some Joe may walk up after he walks off and start treating us like the last glass of water on earth."
I have seen a lot of couples fighting like that in public, never have I seen anyone swoop in and try to "joe" her.
edit: Joe must have been made in a lab by the more radical segments of the female sex.
"With the J.O.E initiative we will put fear into men. If he wants to leave, he better make damn sure it's for good or else the Joe fear will creep into his mind. Some Joe may walk up after he walks off and start treating us like the last glass of water on earth."
The Insane Dufresne
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LMAO!
I would die of laughter if I actually saw someone doing this.
Watching "Catwoman." Why did Halle do this to herself? smh
Yo, this is amazing. lmao
the movie had a few good ideas (highly mobile catwoman that moved like an actual cat, and she did capoeria and fuck she SKATEBOARDED ON A DUDE)
but the execution was really really poor, stupid, and made for something incredibly funny that i've watched a million more times than any of nolan's batman movies (which i feel are much better quality, but are just a total pain to sit through multiple times due to the very dark nature of the films)
i really cant make myself hate Catwoman because holy shit she climbed on walls and SKATEBOARDED ON A DUDE
MorisUkunRasik
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In my highschool yearbook I was voted most likely to skateboard on a dude.
i bet joes eyes glow green when he does shit like this.
There's a good movie in here somewhere, I agree. But damn, there's just so much bad piled on top. It's like "Green Lantern" that way.
Were the camera/editing guys told to act like cats too? Damn shots switching all over the place.
Professor Beef
Banned
It's why he's got those Cyclops shades on.
PartTimeWarrior
Banned
Happy Birthday, Bernie Mac
Every time I hear Harvey talk anymore I feel the same way, his hair must of been his source of common sense.
His sitcom is definitely up there on my list
1. Wayans Bros
2. Steve Harvey show
3. Kenan and Kel
4. Fresh Prince
5. Jamie Foxx show
And a big WHAT THE FUCK to Wikipedia for listing the Cleveland show as a black comedy
Professor Beef
Banned
White people can't even let black folk have a black comedy section.