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The Black Culture Thread |OT2|

Jackben

bitch I'm taking calls.
Why do rappers rap about drug kingpins and scarface? If they wanted to aspire to be try players and shot callers they should rap about Bernie Maddroff, Carl Rove, JP Morgan, Rockefeller, etc.

I found a custom mix CD off the sidewalk by my house once. The whole thing was mixed with samples of Casino before each song.

There were some pretty awesome tracks on it.
 

akira28

Member
You Pretty Little Liars watching, Breaking Bad criticizing, Little Caesars eating, Vita supporting, struggle on struggle stacking, no sense havers are pushing me to my limits.

hey if Little Ceasars ever brings back their Pan-Pan pizza, I'll be sponsoring main man with some cream of wheat packets and those raw sugar crystals. On a silver parachute even, to help him in his struggle.

That burnt cheese crust was the truth.
 
hey if Little Ceasars ever brings back their Pan-Pan pizza, I'll be sponsoring main man with some cream of wheat packets and those raw sugar crystals. On a silver parachute even, to help him in his struggle.

That burnt cheese crust was the truth.

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G-Fex

Member
my head hurts from playing the stupid original metroid.


I bought five more tostino pizzas for later since it's my weekend. That and lousiana hot sauce.

I probably am a terrible person, I remember last time I mentioned I like to eat cheap pizzas with hot sauce and some idiot posted that he was embarassed for me.

Same thing someone said when I made that birthday thread earlier this year too, which is why I won't make another.

Man i'm down now...fuck gaf. fucking downer.
 

ReiGun

Member
There is this spot around the corner from my school that has pizza that is 100% STRUGGLE. I'm talking doughy crust, super oily, awful toppings, not enough cheese (even on plain cheese pizza). Shit is so awful.

However, due to that fact that it has a contract with our school that makes it easy for student organizations to get it for events, brothers still end up eating it like every other week. Can't argue with free, after all.
 

G-Fex

Member
I used to love this local place that had large pizzas for 5 dollars, with a Bunch of wings and breadsticks and a 2 litter it came out to 15 dollars total.

It was wonderful, freshly made pizza, delicious, nothing at all similar to dominos or pizza hut.

Then they fucked up somehow someway and it became really stale and bland and undercooked, I don't know what the hell happened.
 

Jackben

bitch I'm taking calls.
Aw Fex. The pizza thing is like: man step your game up there are better pizza. Don't take it serious, Rei doesn't when people say KFC is the devil's chicken.

I think it's funny that someone felt the need to come into a birthday thread to talk shit though. Fuck that, make another one anyway.
 

G-Fex

Member
Aw Fex. The pizza thing is like: man step your game up there are better pizza. Don't take it serious, Rei doesn't when people say KFC is the devil's chicken.

I think it's funny that someone felt the need to come into a birthday thread to talk shit though. Fuck that, make another one anyway.

man...that pizza thing is fine but still the b day thread.

I've never been so shit on til I made that birthday thread.
 

DominoKid

Member
my roommates are killing me right now lol.
everyday i walk into a kitchen just messy as fuck. dishes stacked, random garbage piles, etc.
and its like im not allowed to be angry about it because all i hear is "well clean it up if youre tired of looking at it. it's all your (as in i own it) stuff anyway"
i KNOW i hate cleaning which is why i buy plastic stuff (cups, plates, forks etc).

so now im faced w/ at least an hour worth of cleaning messes i had no hand in creating...or a dirty ass kitchen.

:/

/complaining
 

harSon

Banned
There's a place in Downtown Santa Cruz that sells pizza slices that are as big as Costco's or Sbarro's for $1.00 on Tuesdays. Shit is cheap and greasy as fuck, and you know it's an unadulterated struggle staple when you're standing in line alongside a bunch of bums and meth addicts.
 

Jackben

bitch I'm taking calls.
my roommates are killing me right now lol.
everyday i walk into a kitchen just messy as fuck. dishes stacked, random garbage piles, etc.
and its like im not allowed to be angry about it because all i hear is "well clean it up if youre tired of looking at it. it's all your (as in i own it) stuff anyway"
i KNOW i hate cleaning which is why i buy plastic stuff (cups, plates, forks etc).

so now im faced w/ at least an hour worth of cleaning messes i had no hand in creating...or a dirty ass kitchen.

:/

/complaining
Time to break out those child proof cabinet locks.

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Zeus Molecules

illegal immigrants are stealing our air
my roommates are killing me right now lol.
everyday i walk into a kitchen just messy as fuck. dishes stacked, random garbage piles, etc.
and its like im not allowed to be angry about it because all i hear is "well clean it up if youre tired of looking at it. it's all your (as in i own it) stuff anyway"
i KNOW i hate cleaning which is why i buy plastic stuff (cups, plates, forks etc).

so now im faced w/ at least an hour worth of cleaning messes i had no hand in creating...or a dirty ass kitchen.

:/

/complaining

I dont understand its your dishes they use to make the mess.
 

Gattsu25

Banned
I figured this might be slightly relevant.

Felizardo, a curvy Jessica Simpson-lookalike from the Brazilian state of Para, has just be crowned Miss Bum Bum, a title that rewards her for having the country's sexiest female posterior.

“I am overwhelmed, very, very happy,” the 25-year-old "booty queen" said tearfully upon receiving the coveted honor, according to IOL.co.za. “I would like to thank those who voted for me, those who believed in me, my family, my friends.”

Pic of winner: http://i.imgur.com/rDjIO.jpg

Pics and video at the source: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/04/carine-felizardo-brazils-miss-bum-bum_n_2237241.html
 

JambiBum

Member
Domino if you want to deal with the mess in your kitchen without actually cleaning it just move all of it into their bedrooms. Then when they say something about it just say that the mess is in their room so if they don't like it they can clean it.
 

Nakazato

Member
There is this spot around the corner from my school that has pizza that is 100% STRUGGLE. I'm talking doughy crust, super oily, awful toppings, not enough cheese (even on plain cheese pizza). Shit is so awful.

However, due to that fact that it has a contract with our school that makes it easy for student organizations to get it for events, brothers still end up eating it like every other week. Can't argue with free, after all.
Lol sounds like fullsail.


I need to get like harson with that weight lost plan. Tho i hate his steelers. Them results are amazing.
 
Saints Row the Third

Sleeping Dogs, combat system aside, is like every other sandbox game you've ever played

Saints Row The Third, on the other hand, has you jump out of an airplane without a parachute, fight guys in mid-air, crash back through the airplane in a different direction, steal a parachute in midair and then land like a boss.

and that's just the tutorial level
 

Slayven

Member
Sleeping Dogs, combat system aside, is like every other sandbox game you've ever played

Saints Row The Third, on the other hand, has you jump out of an airplane without a parachute, fight guys in mid-air, crash back through the airplane in a different direction, steal a parachute in midair and then land like a boss.

and that's just the tutorial level

I was leaning that way.
 

Gattsu25

Banned
Sleeping Dogs, combat system aside, is like every other sandbox game you've ever played

Saints Row The Third, on the other hand, has you jump out of an airplane without a parachute, fight guys in mid-air, crash back through the airplane in a different direction, steal a parachute in midair and then land like a boss.

and that's just the scripted level
Fixed.

Saints Row the Third also has you shooting hundreds of brain dead AI bad guys, grind (albeit, amazing) character/gang upgrades for hours, driving around a city with very uninteresting road design and average driving controls, take part in some fantastic mission design (and a few clunkers that almost always involve being a copilot in a helicopter, for some reason), and experience a really dumb story that knows that it's really dumb and has fun with its own concept at every turn.

Sleeping Dogs has you fighting people in the best melee combat system in an open world driving friendly game, has some of the best driving controls that the genre has to offer, has some very fun roads to drive down, pretty mundane missions with decent presentation, a rapid paced character upgrade system with relatively tepid upgrade rewards, and a very predictable "serious" story.

Both games have their strengths, both have their weaknesses. Saints Row 3, I feel, is the better game but I have had more fun just driving around in Sleeping Dogs than I have had in many other games this year. Ultimately, the sheer insanity that is the second half of SR3's story just brings a smile to my face every time I think back on it.
 

Gattsu25

Banned
I had more fun with both than GTAIV

All inferior to Saints's Row 2
Personally I couldn't fucking stand SR2 which was why my enjoyment of the next game came as such a surprise to me. After playing SR2, I think I finally understood why british people hate chavs so damned much.
 

harSon

Banned
I patiently await whoever is gonna pen Ninja in Brazil.

I'm going to Brazil for 2 weeks next year to visit a wealthy friend in Sao Paulo. I'm not going to be as careless as Mufassa, considering the consequences of fucking up in Brazil are likely to be more sever than in Japan, but I can hook ya'll up with the details if anything of note comes up... which is likely considering I do stupid shit when I'm drunk.

I've been dieting like a motherfucker, and going HAM in the gym, since I'll be going toe to toe with these fucking Greek God Statues they call Brazilian men. I'm kind of worried that I'm not going to have that foreigner advantage either, considering many people, including Brazilians, seem to think I'm Brazilian in the first place.
 
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