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The Black Culture Thread |OT2|
- Thread starter DY_nasty
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MorisUkunRasik
Member
No one has ever asked me for a tortilla recipe or anything like that, but people rarely know what race I am.
I've gotten various central and south american stuff, indian, native american, phillipino and other asian races. The strangest ones I've gotten were white and even more specifically, jewish.
I don't get it cause I always thought I looked like a pretty average mexican guy.
Tweeting that shit right now
MWS Natural
Member
That's so awesome!
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Yall sing in church?
Dont you?
ViewtifulJC
Banned
You don't?
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Nope.I just clapped my hands when singin time came.
i lose points for not watching bet? this is a fix.
MWS Natural
Member
I got a -10, white girlfriend costing -50 is a killer :/
People did used to say I looked like Wesley when I was younger...
That means you dont feel the spirit. But how do you clap your hands you a gator. Quite the conundrum.
Professor Beef
Banned
I got 25. I'd get -25 if I was actually dating my white best friend though. 
My stepmother pulled that shit on me too, but with food. "What kind of mexican are you?"
Shut the FUCK up.
My stepmother pulled that shit on me too, but with food. "What kind of mexican are you?"
Shut the FUCK up.
CrazyDogg77
Member
Damn I got a -20.
MorisUkunRasik
Member
I got 15 but I couldn't answer the hair or TV question.
ViewtifulJC
Banned
Damn, that white girl one is a killer. Somebody should tweet the originator of this shit to add a section:
Do you see your kids?
Fuck no, I aint no punk! +DY
Of course, I'm not gonna be part of the problem! -30
Do you see your kids?
Fuck no, I aint no punk! +DY
Of course, I'm not gonna be part of the problem! -30
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Yall hate Tyler Perry and dont even listen to gospel.And yall love them white women.
shame
shame
Can I touch your hair?
BootlegSnackz
Member
this thread needs more pictures of white women
I'd rather not give out reasons to close the thread.
lazybones18
Banned
No shame whatsoever from me
eternaLightness
Member
I like white women and eat mayonnaise.
Manmademan
Member
Yeah, that one was confusing. I just figured it was some obscure shit like KFC vs Popeyes that I would never understand. Who can even tell the damn difference (asian women or chicken, tastes the same who cares)
edit:
not sure how I score here, but I'm sure I'm in the basement.
"listen to techno/electronica" isn't on there
"atheist" isn't on there (though if it was, it'd be -1000)
none of those assholes are funny
I don't follow sports (eh...well, I'll watch philly teams if they're in a playoff but don't watch the sport)
and the only show I watch is walking dead. and community, but that's not on right now.
bobbychalkers
Member
-90.....well, shit...
Manmademan
Member
That movie sucked
Oldschoolgamer
The physical form of blasphemy
-20
lol
lol
They tend to be darker and more down with black dudes I think.
ViewtifulJC
Banned
T'Challa is such a g, man
CrazyDogg77
Member
Damn guys none of us are black.
He would be Roots level black.
Manmademan
Member
Why doesn't BlackGAF just make one then? It'd be amusing.
Though it would probably turn out to be more of a "what kind of black nerd are you" questionnaire.
Dating a white woman +100
Dating a red head + stop doing this list you already one
We really need a black gaf trip to japan. BlackAce and FM will be our guides. We could all be as luck as FM*
*Without the babies of course
Edit: gf told me i could watch friday... Urge to walk out the door rising.
We'll take videos n shit for DY, he got responsibilities back home.
I would love to see Parallax attempt to holla at chicks with a arm full of Figuarts.
ViewtifulJC
Banned
SousedLouse
Member
I got +30 on that scale, but I don't much see the point of getting a high score on The Rob Parker Scale; it's like taking a personalty test to see how compatible you are with Preach. I got a cheap laugh out of it, though.
Dreams-Visions
Member
150.
Not only did I sing in a black Baptist choir, I was the President of U of Michigan's Gospel Choir for 3 years. 150 members, mostly women. Good times.
Not only did I sing in a black Baptist choir, I was the President of U of Michigan's Gospel Choir for 3 years. 150 members, mostly women. Good times.
Devolution
Member
Operation steal the blackness in full effect.
The Faceless Master
Member
i know braids weren't listed but i spotted myself 17 points for my corn rows since dreads were 25 and an afro was 10 and this should be somewhere in between... didn't even need that to pass 100
lol church.
yeah, DAT -50 would push my score below 100
Professor Beef
Banned
Then you're the average GAF poster.