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The Black Culture Thread |OT3| Lighten Up
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Same.
maybe i'm too cynical about it but 20 in college is a lot. i know it avgs out to 5/year, but i cant imagine most people (not just guys) reacting positively to that. you can't buff that turd to make it sound better. it is what it is. yeah yeah, ideals, enlightened perspectives and all, but be real. it isnt a deal breaker, but it's definitely getting the side-eye from me.
20 years of marriage later? aint shit you can do but take that mental L and the actual W of being the dick she kept for life. and hope that she left her old ways behind.
20 years of marriage later? aint shit you can do but take that mental L and the actual W of being the dick she kept for life. and hope that she left her old ways behind.
GungHo
Single-handedly caused Exxon-Mobil to sue FOX, start World War 3
I'd ask if she taped it.
I doubt most people sleep with 20 people in their lifetime.
Rayven_king
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Its best not to divulge these things, my ex asked how many and like an idiot I blurted out 30 she hit me with the uegh face
That changed our dynamic completely and she'd constantly bring it up in an argument
That changed our dynamic completely and she'd constantly bring it up in an argument
30? Mr.Marcus that you?Its best not to divulge these things, my ex asked how many and like an idiot I blurted out 30 she hit me with the uegh face
That changed our dynamic completely and she'd constantly bring it up in an argument
Rayven_king
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Lol not even, I used to party a lot and I'd take home a different chick more often than not
GhettoGamer
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Blackgaf call me old fashion but people should dress up nice for a funeral. Wearing jeans ,coogi shirt and some Js is just ratchet.
GungHo
Single-handedly caused Exxon-Mobil to sue FOX, start World War 3
I'm an athiest and even I have respect for the dead and their families.
yo she looks cute who datIts best not to divulge these things, my ex asked how many and like an idiot I blurted out 30 she hit me with the uegh face
That changed our dynamic completely and she'd constantly bring it up in an argument
freenudemacusers
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depends on where they fall on the skin color chart
Black Republican
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Curious Mother will proceed to take curious action
define "curious action"
Kaori's Babydaddy
Banned
So I've been trying to start a portrait drawing business at school since last semester and tonight while I was watching Wreck-it Ralph at the movies a private # calls me. Suspsicious I call it. Answer somebody asked to speak to me. Sounded like a bill collector or some sort to me since she called me by my full name. Told them I was in a movie and to call me back in a hour. She did and it's a customer.
It turns out it's a student from A&T wanting a portrait, but she wants a live nude. She then asks if she could get it for free if she lets me hit it. I say "I'm sure we can work something out" then she says she'll email me her info later.
After I get off the phone I'm like the fuuuck!
It turns out it's a student from A&T wanting a portrait, but she wants a live nude. She then asks if she could get it for free if she lets me hit it. I say "I'm sure we can work something out" then she says she'll email me her info later.
After I get off the phone I'm like the fuuuck!
Kaori's Babydaddy
Banned
Was this to me, because I don't get your reference.
Alligatorjandro
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do the damn thing
if its right
if its right
Jackben
bitch I'm taking calls.
Sexual stories (often outlandish) were written and published as reader letters to dirty magazines like hustler or penthouse. In other words, story is cray.
Also she offer to let you hit it without even seeing you? Good luck fitting her on the canvas.
Penthouse is an adult magazine that also has a letters section, where people send in stories about crazy or odd situations that ended up with them having sex. They often start with something like, "Dear Penthouse, I never thought something like this could happen to a guy like me, but..."
Kaori's Babydaddy
Banned
So you're thinking she's fat. She could've seen me though because I had my facebook on the flyers that she got my number from.
Devolution
Member
People still have such stupid fucking hang ups about sex it's amazing. No wonder relationships are so damn dysfunctional. Someone could be so compatible with another person but they get so uptight about inconsequential shit. Who cares how many times someone fucked in the past if they were smart about it and they're trying to get exclusive with you. If anything it should be a compliment but people are shit at communicating their fears and would rather just play up dumbass myths (or assume wrong) to feel better about their lack of an open mind or lack of experience in comparison to the other person.
If they worry about dick stretching how do they feel about a lady have baby?
Devolution
Member
Someone needs to make a thread.:
You just found out your girlfriend dated a black guy with an 8 inch cock. What do.
freenudemacusers
Member
it goes back to normal. plus if you tip your doctor they can sew it tighter. keep that in mind y'all.
I was gonna say, are we the only folks who know what Penthouse is? I mean daamn
Devolution
Member
Fuck your experiences, it obviously a sinkhole that swallows up dudes in Florida.
Byakuya769
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Or they sew it too tight... ugh. Long post partem.
freenudemacusers
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Spring-Loaded
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Now Devolution, remember what I said about losing your temper. You have to be patient with people, otherwise you'll never get through to them. It's like pulling your pinkie out of a plastic cup lid's straw hole after you've stuck it in there; if you just yank it out, you'll cut your pinkie.
soundscream
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This is the second time in 2 pages people have questioned what penthouse is. WTF?
You young bucks better learn your porn history!
It wasn't always gigabyte google fiber stream/torrent downloads. Even before downloading the snake vagina picture on a 28k modem, we had to look at magazines. Glorious magazines of varying levels of perversion. But the main 3 were Playboy (high class) Penthouse (low class) and Hustler (deviant).
You haven't lived until you've had to think of new places to hide your porn, only to slip up one time and just shove it under your mattress instead of putting it in the lair, on the day your mom goes into your room to change your sheets.
You young bucks better learn your porn history!
It wasn't always gigabyte google fiber stream/torrent downloads. Even before downloading the snake vagina picture on a 28k modem, we had to look at magazines. Glorious magazines of varying levels of perversion. But the main 3 were Playboy (high class) Penthouse (low class) and Hustler (deviant).
You haven't lived until you've had to think of new places to hide your porn, only to slip up one time and just shove it under your mattress instead of putting it in the lair, on the day your mom goes into your room to change your sheets.
Devolution
Member
Nah fuck being patient isn't worth the time. Plus it's the same lame ass thread every time despite any solid arguments.
soundscream
Member
Truth.
I've been with a couple of virgins and inexperienced girls and it ain't all that.
Give me somone who knows what there doing, less work for me.
Your mom changed your sheet?
Anyway I think that people the tiered magazine style still exist on the internet and is easier now more than ever to hide; lets be fair people know what you are doing on your computer.
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Spring-Loaded
Member
But seriously, it's almost as pointless to just tear into people. There are many who truly understand/learn something/reason, but there are those who do. It gets hard to distinguish when you let the bad ones get to you.
You gonna support my Kickstarter? The game is an iOS Angry Birds clone where you try to flick crabs out of a bucket. It's rigged so you can never win.
I'm asking for 2 million.
I already got 2 names locked for the game:
Angry Crabs
or
Struggle: The game
Also side note, apparently we had a fugitive on the run on my campus (ohio state) dude was actually tweeting....TWEETING people to tell him where all the parties were at.....
https://twitter.com/BiggggggMike
Angry Crabs
or
Struggle: The game
Also side note, apparently we had a fugitive on the run on my campus (ohio state) dude was actually tweeting....TWEETING people to tell him where all the parties were at.....
https://twitter.com/BiggggggMike
soundscream
Member
Devolution
Member
At this point I'd rather just say something snarky and leave. You can't teach people shit they need to learn through experience, lowering their standards and being less misanthropic.
FreeMufasa
Junior Member
She said 82 guys (she's 27 years old). I said cool.
She said 17 niggas in the last 5 years. I say cool.
She said 1 was for 4 years and 10 months and 16 were in 2 months.
Fifty man a rev rev yah body.
Dah mean a say ur Poompoom a taxi.
If fi mi fifty-one bah mi no want it.
Mi a request the Gyal wit BENZ punany.
She said 17 niggas in the last 5 years. I say cool.
She said 1 was for 4 years and 10 months and 16 were in 2 months.
Fifty man a rev rev yah body.
Dah mean a say ur Poompoom a taxi.
If fi mi fifty-one bah mi no want it.
Mi a request the Gyal wit BENZ punany.
The Faceless Master
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^^^ bahahahahaa we quotin' Kartel now?! ^^^
put me down for whatever tier a C note gets!
put me down for whatever tier a C note gets!
I know COBOL, so I can join your team.
Rayven_king
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Lmao
DLC: "Playa Hater" Pack: Play as your favorite haters as you attempt to keep other crabs in the bucket
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