ViewtifulJC
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Just how many people are inside Devo's
anyway
house
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They fucked with your soap that is shaped like seashells didn't they?
Devolution
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My roomies know bands and people. Hell we do too. I tolerate some shit. Most of the people are respectful but I come down this morning, bathrooms a mess and some of our towels are used and thrown on what is now a nasty floor. =/.
What is it about kitchens and bathrooms that cause folks to lose they humanity and just leave shit a cesspool?
ViewtifulJC
Banned
I mean, do they do that shit at their house, too? Just leavy dirty ass drawers and shit on the floor?
What part of the game is that
What part of the game is that
It's like my grandma always told me "Don't eat somebody's chitlins or hogmaws until you know how they keep their house".
Devolution
Member
I don't know how some people roll but I'm a much cleaner motherfucker as a guest that at any other time. I so much as get something a bit dirty I feel bad. But leaving shit everywhere. Thank god they've been eating out if that's how it's gonna be.
The Faceless Master
Member
yooo, i'll never forget back in the day when my uncle (father's side) came to pick me up one afternoon from my great grandma's house (mother's side) with his new (2nd) wife and so i am walking to the door and grams knows damn well that she is his wife because she knows my uncle and his first wife and my cousins and that he divorced and remarried and she says slyly as we're about to leave... "i never knew you had a daughter so big"... i dunno who was more flushed, my uncle, my new aunty, or myself.
Meccanical
Member
Reminds me of my brother.
He got married a year ago, already separated, and now he might have got another girl pregnant already.
And I told that muh fucker when he was getting married, "I giving you a year. You will only be married for a year max maybe two, but that's it". I would be smug if it wasn't so damn obvious to everyone who knows him.
I love that dude though, even if he is a slut.
Grandma shade is deadly.
The Faceless Master
Member
first few minutes in the car was pure silence. then it was like "so how are you doing in school? still getting A's?" or something like that.
Boss Riovane
Member
You ain't lying. You have to respect them. Both age and standing in the family but I be damned if they don't come up with some witty and dark shit they comment on. I love my grandma, but this is the same woman who walks around with a cane and doesn't need one at all. Same woman who my sister went to visit in the nursing home who was eating her food and when she was eating her food she had other tenants cleaning up her table. When the lady went to pick up her OJ, my grandma pulled a knife out of nowhere and said I quote "Bitch check yourself" and in the same breath started quoting the bible. You don't fuck with Vera May.
TheKaeptain
Banned
I went in there with this hot Chinese chick once and every since then now none of the chicks say shit to me. They use to flirt all the time.
Devolution
Member
Even the cat is just like "LET ME IN YOUR ROOM."
And he likes people. He's not a shy cat.
And he likes people. He's not a shy cat.
jordan0386
Member
Why women do that?
EscoBlades
Ubisoft Marketing
Dunno how many of you play Borderlands 2, but i finally got my Gunzerker to Level 61, and i'm pretty sure he's effectively broken. Specced him for max DPS, and using two of the best weapons in the game, which grant me triple base damage, and regenerate my health based on damage dealt.
Oh and a high change to regain lost ammo, and additional damage with the last bullet in a clip. Unless i dick around, i'm pretty much immortal. And that's before i pull out the rocket launcher i have that fires...NUKES.
Oh and a high change to regain lost ammo, and additional damage with the last bullet in a clip. Unless i dick around, i'm pretty much immortal. And that's before i pull out the rocket launcher i have that fires...NUKES.
EscoBlades
Ubisoft Marketing
Siren in BL2 can be pretty beast with the right skill tree spec, but Gunzerker is straight up insane.
The Sirens ability doesn't even work against certain kinds of enemies and if you spec in the other direction she only gets significant bonuses based on kills - which are crap compared to other classes.
Its like they couldn't make up their minds between phaselocking and phasewalking. Some of her abilities would be great for BL1 Siren, but her concept is waaay different now and the skill tree doesn't mesh.
Oldschoolgamer
The physical form of blasphemy
My Siren is around lvl 56. I just need better guns, to be honest. Ruin fucks up everything's day.
EscoBlades
Ubisoft Marketing
I'm rocking a DP Unkempt Harold and a Slow Hand shottie, alongside the Swordsplosion shottie and the Norfleet. All 61. Kinda want to add a Butcher shottie to that as it has crazy fire rate.
Took down one of the Raid bosses in 15 seconds.
Took down one of the Raid bosses in 15 seconds.
Borderlands 2 can easily be broken. I mean easily if you spec gunzerker,siren and commando right shit isn't as fun anymore. Looking back at it I was pissed that Zero (who was built up to be a melee build) didn't really do shit for melee, but I still feel it was a fun challenge and didn't fuck up the game that much. I just feel the game is almost too easy to exploit sometimes. It's still the shit tho for it's drop in/out style of coop
But yea...burnt out on BL2 that I havn't even touched the last 2 DLC, might finally play the tiny tina one next weekend tho
place and seeing there dirty ass apartment shit everywhere and a bathroom/toilet that looked like it seen more hell then Vietnam vet.
Scust
But yea...burnt out on BL2 that I havn't even touched the last 2 DLC, might finally play the tiny tina one next weekend tho
I hate going to house parties or just a dudes
hell even a few chicks now that I think about it
Scust
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Dat SMT IV tho
R3TRO
Member
AC3 was donkey ass.
ViewtifulJC
Banned
EscoBlade right now:
Meccanical
Member
People liked AC3?
...
Why?
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Why?
Angelus Errare
Banned
Shit Gage is still ridiculously broken...and I love it.
EscoBlades
Ubisoft Marketing
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thanks Obama!
I almost swung on my friend once for not flushing the toilet completely.
Actually, I kinda did swing on him in a joking fashion, but in my heart and mind I really meant for it to physically hurt him.
man i started watching Suits last night. pretty fucking good.
and yo...
Donna's better.
Now he joins TLC
Speaking of Bow Wow, he's gonna be performing at the Tom Joyner AKA The Corniest Nigga On Earth Family Reunion Cruise.
Jest Chillin
Member
*brofist
And he's on 106 and park which has been on the down slope since the AJ and Free days. So I guess it's perfect job that matches his career right now.
Angelus Errare
Banned
Real talk, I have no problems with Tom. Dude is A-okay in my book.
Like Charlamagne said, "Voice of the young struggle face"
Like Charlamagne said, "Voice of the young struggle face"
People should know, if you're guesting in a bathroom it should be like you were never there.
ViewtifulJC
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