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[Slayven]

Kendrick > Drake > Kanye, best in the game right now

you brought a wii u

 

[Gorillaz]

you brought a wii u

 

[Byakuya769]

We'll clown the guy, and then spin the fuck out of his latest. I almost feel moved to buy Take Care because I played my bootleg so much.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Drake feeds off your hate, and then fucks yo bitch on the cool. Baby pics on the cover is instant rap classic status

 

[Byakuya769]

The Carter III? I see what you did.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Can't forget our very own Soul Creator, making big middle-aged black man moves in 2013

 

[DominoKid]

 

[Byakuya769]

#dead

 

[Zoramon089]

Don't forget the best one

 

[soul creator]

got me confused as to which thread I'm in

Curren$y's baby arms are on straight Michelin Man status

 

[Devolution]

Drake feeds off your hate, and then fucks yo bitch on the cool. Baby pics on the cover is instant rap classic status

Because with the fug ass dudes it's the only time they were ever cute.

 

[Dereck]

Nostalgia, OH MY GOD

 

[Village]

Picture

Hah!

Because with the fug ass dudes it's the only time they were ever cute.

That's messed up.

 

[Byakuya769]

Because with the fug ass dudes it's the only time they were ever cute.

Damn.

 

[Professor Beef]

I wonder what Jermaine Dupree looked like as a kid. I mean, he couldn't have looked any worse than his gremlin-ass now, right?

 

[Byakuya769]

I wonder what Jermaine Dupree looked like as a kid. I mean, he couldn't have looked any worse than his gremlin-ass now, right?

But he got that Janet Jackson ink.. fucked up.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

look at this mug and tell me you wouldn't let a nigga smash devo

 

[Boss Riovane]

JD look grimey as fuck in that picture. Like he bout to sell you some tiddlewinks and pennywhistles or some shit.

 

[Slayven]

Was Craig Mack a cute baby?

 

[Devolution]

That's messed up.

The truth hurts.

 

[Village]

JD look grimey as fuck in that picture. Like he bout to sell you some tiddlewinks and pennywhistles or some shit.

I myself far to interested in the implications of things to join in on this. However the bolded got me to loose my shit.

+1 to you.

My mans said tiddlewinks and Pennywshistes, Oh god. I will have to use that.

The truth hurts.

What truth?

 

[Gorillaz]

JD, in that pic,looking like he about to fuck your chick in front of you and your homeboys to some corny ass 70's music in his broken down van that probably hasn't been running since the 80's.

 

[Slayven]

He looks like an ethic chameleon in a bootleg Dreamworks movie.

 

[Byakuya769]

Vita bros... you all on the killzone open beta? add me. ABetterPlayer769

and is dragon's crown worth getting?

 

[harSon]

#stayswinning

 

[Spinluck]

Get some of this:

it kills razor bumps and soothes the skin nicely. Take it from a dude who's been shaving for years

I use this:

Is the one you posted better? I mean, Skin Tight did the job for a while, but it seems like it's darkened my skin around my shaving area. And leaves my skin dry as fuck.

 

[Imm0rt4l]

I use this:

This. Only problem is it leaves you dry as hell.

 

[FreeMufasa]

Dude is picking up his best friends girl from work and driving her home.......

Think we need another simp awareness thread.

 

[Gorillaz]

Dude is picking up his best friends girl from work and driving her home.......

Think we need another simp awareness thread.

Is it better to have simped and lost then to have never simped at all?

 

[Discotheque]

We'll clown the guy, and then spin the fuck out of his latest. I almost feel moved to buy Take Care because I played my bootleg so much.

take care was the best rap album of the year

nothing was the same might be as well....maybe

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

Is it better to have simped and lost then to have never simped at all?

I like the idea of inserting simp into classic literary lines.

"Ask not for whom the simp simps, he simps for thee."

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

#stayswinning

You can't keep praising Drake like this without one day becoming Kyle.


Be careful Is all I'm saying.

 

[Professor Beef]

I like the idea of inserting simp into classic literary lines.

"Ask not for whom the simp simps, he simps for thee."

"Alas, poor simp. I knew him well."

"It was the best of times, it was the thirstiest of times."

"This is how the simp's date ends; not with a bang, but a whimper."

 

[Discotheque]

You can't keep praising Drake like this without one day becoming Kyle.


Be careful Is all I'm saying.

I heard the New Boys couldn't jerk him

 

[Boss Riovane]

"It was the best of pimps, it was the worst of simps, it was the age of pimpdom, it was the age of simpishness, it was the epoch of the BCT, it was the epoch of fucksticks, it was the season of hustlers, it was the season of chumps, it was the spring of my dude, it was the winter of 'this nigga here', we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct to be banned—in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only."

"This is how the world ends, not with a pimp, but a simper"

To Thirst or not to thirst that is the question....


EDIT: beat me to it lol

 

[Gorillaz]

Found a bunch of shakespeare quotes
http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/w/william_shakespeare.html

"better a witty simp then a foolish wit"

got one even for DY
"It is a wise simp that knows his child"

 

[Parallax]

look at this mug and tell me you wouldn't let a nigga smash devo

god damn, i forgot just how much i used to hate mr "so so def"

and dy.. damn man.

You can't keep praising Drake like this without one day becoming Kyle.


Be careful Is all I'm saying.

the fuck. drake has clones now?

 

[Devolution]

As JD ages he's starting to look like a Spike Lee clone.

 

[foxuzamaki]

LMAO

 

[Vermillion]

I like the idea of inserting simp into classic literary lines.

"Ask not for whom the simp simps, he simps for thee."

"Alas, poor simp. I knew him well."

"It was the best of times, it was the thirstiest of times."

"This is how the simp's date ends; not with a bang, but a whimper."

I can't breathe

 

[Village]

Rise is an avant garde parody of the video game industry. Xbox is going for high art.

 

[Black Republican]

Nas aint ugly though Devo

i wondered why there was never a jigga baby cover though

 

[90TilInfinity]

Kendrick > Drake > Kanye, best in the game right now

I wonder how many scratches all that confetti left on him.

 

[soundscream]

Nas aint ugly though Devo

i wondered why there was never a jigga baby cover though

 

[Face it Tiger..]

Them shots been fired.

 

[Slayven]

Got to admit the first 3 minutes of Breakign Bad is a good way to hook somebody.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

So my brother has been lying to my parents for months and it just blew up in his face

I honestly think this mothafucka is mentally retarded

 

[Slayven]

So my brother has been lying to my parents for months and it just blew up in his face

I honestly think this mothafucka is mentally retarded

What about?

 

[Jackben]

So my brother has been lying to my parents for months and it just blew up in his face

I honestly think this mothafucka is mentally retarded

What about? Had a couple of people who dropped out of college but kept lying about it. I remember somebody on GAF was talking about how their bro did this for years and even went as far as making up fake GPA reports and shit. Pathetic stuff.

 

[DrFunk]