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[Data West]

X will come out here t hough. Unlike Yakuza 5.

Because Nintendo ain't got a lot of shit for 2014 so far. Mario Kart and?

 

[Slayven]

I can see Moris reenacting "Falling Down", except his day starts with his girl giving him a Wii U.

 

[EscoBlades]

With every decision Nintend'oh make, the Vita looks more and more like a promising investment.

As it goes, i'm gonna get back into handheld which i turned my back on years ago with the Nvidia Shield.

 

[Devolution]

Hypothetical threads always seem so fucked.

Would you rather rub your dick on a cheese grater or sand paper?

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

I can see Moris reenacting "Falling Down", except his day starts with his girl giving him a Wii U.

"Merry Christmas! Here ya go.....Well? Do you like it?"

"......Michael Douglas out the car now."

 

[Massive Duck. C.M.]

Hypothetical threads always seem so fucked.

Would you rather rub your dick on a cheese grater or sand paper?

Gives new meaning to pepper jack.

100 grain sandpaper or higher and I'm good.

 

[Village]

With every decision Nintend'oh make, the Vita looks more and more like a promising investment.

As it goes, i'm gonna get back into handheld which i turned my back on years ago with the Nvidia Shield.

I do not see how that even is. Could you care to elaborate?

Also this

 

[zero_suit]

With every decision Nintend'oh make, the Vita looks more and more like a promising investment.

As it goes, i'm gonna get back into handheld which i turned my back on years ago with the Nvidia Shield.

In what way? Sony doesn't care about it.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Vita NPD sales make the WIi U look healthy

SmokeyDave is visiting the Vita in the hospital every day, they haven't even told him it's terminal, poor bastard

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Vita NPD sales make the WIi U look healthy

SmokeyDave is visiting the Vita in the hospital every day, they haven't even told him it's terminal, poor bastard

at least the Vita had somewhat of a life. Wii U aint even lived and its dead.

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

Vita could turn around if the PS4 connectivity stuff is functional and utilized meaningfully. WiiU's best case scenario is GameCube status at this point.

 

[harSon]

Vita could turn around if the PS4 connectivity stuff is functional and utilized meaningfully. WiiU's best case scenario is GameCube status at this point.

Lol no. They need to ditch indie games and get a real software lineup

 

[zero_suit]

Vita could turn around if the PS4 connectivity stuff is functional and utilized meaningfully. WiiU's best case scenario is GameCube status at this point.

...which would still be more than Vita could hope to achieve.

 

[Byakuya769]

Lol no. They need to ditch indie games and get a real software lineup

Harson, pls. Indies are the best thing to happen to them. Robust remote play the second. Killzone Mercenary the third.

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

Lol no. They need to ditch indie games and get a real software lineup

Remote play and cross platform PS+ would be enough for me.

 

[Slayven]

At least Sony is trying. "Hey it is not popping with the big pubs, so lets turn it into an indie machine."

Nintendo isn't even doing that with the WIi U. They ain't hungry.

 

[harSon]

Harson, pls. Indies are the best thing to happen to them. Robust remote play the second. Killzone Mercenary the third.

I'm not saying they're bad, just that they shouldn't be a system's main attraction. Ya'll say that there's no reason to own Microsoft's systems because most of their games can be found elsewhere, but consider two of the best reasons to own a Vita to be Indies and Remote Play?

 

[zero_suit]

At least Sony is trying. "Hey it is not popping with the big pubs, so lets turn it into an indie machine."

Nintendo isn't even doing that with the WIi U. They ain't hungry.

Nintendo can be conservative to a fault. They are sitting on so much money, but it's not being put to use.

 

[Massive Duck. C.M.]

Remote play and cross platform PS+ would be enough for me.

I'm thinking (hoping) more devs will get on cross and remote play once PS4 is off the ground and PS+ subs go up.

 

[Devolution]

When did gaming side take a shit in here?

 

[Slayven]

Nintendo can be conservative to a fault. They are sitting on so much money, but it's not being put to use.

And that pile is shrinking all the time. the Wii U is a cancer.

When did gaming side take a shit in here?

When aviators got hot in the streets.

 

[NipplesAndToes23]

Hey, I was wondering a bit here about the policy on using profanity on here. I read the rule thing, but it just doesn't seem clear here. Where does it cross the line? I can assume when you're using it to insult someone, but besides that?

 

[zero_suit]

And that pile is shrinking all the time. the Wii U is a cancer.

Nah, in terms of losing money, that would best describe the PS3 and original Xbox.

 

[Devolution]

Hey, I was wondering a bit here about the policy on using profanity on here. I read the rule thing, but it just doesn't seem clear here. Where does it cross the line? I can assume when you're using it to insult someone, but besides that?

Fine. Better watch yourself using pejoratives though.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Hey, I was wondering a bit here about the policy on using profanity on here. I read the rule thing, but it just doesn't seem clear here. Where does it cross the line? I can assume when you're using it to insult someone, but besides that?

As far as I know, aint nobody got banned from GAF from dropping mothafuckas left and right. I mean, Devo been banned a bunch, but I don't think it was for that

might want to keep the n-word dropping to in here with the barbershop crowd, tho.

 

[Data West]

And that pile is shrinking all the time. the Wii U is a cancer.

Killing it off would be an even bigger waste of money than just letting it flounder.

 

[Byakuya769]

I'm not saying they're bad, just that they shouldn't be a system's main attraction. Ya'll say that there's no reason to own Microsoft's systems because most of their games can be found elsewhere, but consider two of the best reasons to own a Vita to be Indies and Remote Play?

I just prefer Sony exclusives better than MS exclusives right now, and I like their hardware better. But to the point about availability elsewhere, a lot of times better versions of xbox games are available on pc. Vita is getting optimal versions, and now a lot of "indie" development is going on exclusively for the ps4/vita together.

Even if the games are available elsewhere, through (PC/consoles), a lot of those games play really well on a portable system as they're fun to play is short chunks. I think that's much better than the old strategy of trying to get hh versions of all major 3rd party games. Some of that is good, but a focus on "consoles in your hand" isn't going to be a attention grabber without the portable experiences.

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

I'm not saying they're bad, just that they shouldn't be a system's main attraction. Ya'll say that there's no reason to own Microsoft's systems because most of their games can be found elsewhere, but consider two of the best reasons to own a Vita to be Indies and Remote Play?

I wouldn't pay more than $200 for a Vita with functional remote play and library of PS+ freebies. $500 is beyond pushing it for me for what MS is offering.

 

[Gorillaz]

Wii u will need smash in fall 2014 to stay relevant. You already know halo 5 and most likely naughty dog's team 2 game (imo) will be next year.

Hey, I was wondering a bit here about the policy on using profanity on here. I read the rule thing, but it just doesn't seem clear here. Where does it cross the line? I can assume when you're using it to insult someone, but besides that?

Slurs for the most part both racial and homophobic will get you the ban hammer quick

 

[Slayven]

I wouldn't pay more than $200 for a Vita with functional remote play and library of PS+ freebies. $500 is beyond pushing it for me for what MS is offering.

Next year you will be able to play titanfall on the vita.

 

[Devolution]

As far as I know, aint nobody got banned from GAF from dropping mothafuckas left and right. I mean, Devo been banned a bunch, but I don't think it was for that

might want to keep the n-word dropping to in here with the barbershop crowd, tho.

My F-bomb count is sky high.

Just don't direct the f-bombs at people.

 

[Slayven]

My F-bomb count is sky high.

Just don't direct the f-bombs at people.

Even when they deserve it.

 

[BHZ Mayor]

Even when they deserve it.

Satch ;_;

 

[Gorillaz]

Next year you will be able to play titanfall on the vita.

Damn might actually think about vita just for the remote play features of TF......

My F-bomb count is sky high.

Just don't direct the f-bombs at people.

This. Its all about context

 

[Slayven]

I missed Satch's T Swift slander. at the VMAs

 

[Massive Duck. C.M.]

Satch ;_;

She wasn't permed, was she?

 

[Devolution]

She wasn't permed, was she?

Back in Oct. Couldn't come soon enough. Would have been great to have her during the VMAs.

 

[Mrs. Manky]

Can you do that have a newport hanging from the corner of your mouth and still talk and laugh thing yet?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

No, I don't smoke. But that would be kinda cool if I did. Menthols, of course.

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

I missed Satch's T Swift slander. at the VMAs

I swear to god. During JT's performance everyone was clapping, camera cuts to her slapping her hands all kinds of off beat.

 

[Massive Duck. C.M.]

Back in Oct. Couldn't come soon enough. Would have been great to have her during the VMAs.

Good to hear. She's one of the posters that made me want to sign up.

 

[harSon]

I wouldn't pay more than $200 for a Vita with functional remote play and library of PS+ freebies. $500 is beyond pushing it for me for what MS is offering.

You're going to be waiting a while then Lol. Cost of entry is artificially $200 at this point

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

You're going to be waiting a while then Lol. Cost of entry is artificially $200 at this point

Waiting doesn't bother me, I'm not dying for a Vita. I was only saying what it would take to get me to buy one. If remote play is busted I doubt I would even consider getting a Vita.

 

[Mrs. Manky]

does she have a twerk uncle?

A twuncle? A twerkle?

Anyways, there will be a Twerking Work Out. Or Twerkout. You know it's coming.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

A Twerkout, huh...you aint got like it cuz the hood gon love it

Thanks to Kanye's twerkout plan
I'm the envy of all my friends
See I pulled me a baller man
And I don't gotta work at the mall again

 

[DominoKid]

A twuncle? A twerkle?

Anyways, there will be a Twerking Work Out. Or Twerkout. You know it's coming.

Shaun T's probably got one in the works.

 

[Parallax]

If they know what's good for them, it will.

japenese developers dont know whats good for them. so busy trying to cater to a market that they dont understand, instead of working on their strengths. and then holdind onto shit that the west wants.

 

[RedSwirl]

At least Sony is trying. "Hey it is not popping with the big pubs, so lets turn it into an indie machine."

Nintendo isn't even doing that with the WIi U. They ain't hungry.

Nintendo's trying to be all over indies right now. We're just not gonna see that bear fruit until probably 2014.

If anything indies probably share more in common with Nintendo's ideas on game development than any western third party publisher.

 

[Professor Beef]

Nintendo's trying to be all over indies right now. We're just not gonna see that bear fruit until probably 2014.

If they're not careful, they're gonna BE an indie.

 

[FyreWulff]

Best thing Nintendo's done so far is convince MS and Sony to stop charging for title updates. (Well, as far as we know anyway.. always a catch)


Anyone going to PAX here needs to play a bunch of stuff and give impressions in the podcast.

 

[Spinluck]

Wonderful 101 would have sold better on the Vita.

VJC, rethink that system ranking, man.

Wow, that's probably true.