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[Devolution]

This one wins for crossing the line from thirsty to serial killer.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

why that nigga on the right look like Noel Brown tho

 

[cyborg009]

If you get the reference

 

[Boss Riovane]

I found out about this funny tumblr blog from the I'll drink her bath water thread. Seems like it got updated.

http://thirstiestmenofinstagram.tumblr.com/

I am laughing way way more then I should be.

If you get the reference

Thats a wrap folks. These comments did Riovane in.

 

[BlackJace]

Those hips lawd.

I wish we had another thread full of thirsty Instagram comments again.

 

[double jump]

apparently cboat gets thirsty too

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

LOL @ thirsy CBOAT

 

[Trey]

"I'll water that ass pie."

Yep, definitely crazy buttocks on a train.

 

[Gorillaz]

Even spy and insiders feel the need to vent. Whether that is having a drink or going on instagram and doing shit like that

 

[freenudemacusers]

thank you for reminding me to check that tumblr.

Spoiler

this doesn't work on women, tho, right?

 

[DY_nasty]

Men will obsess for up to a year in a lost cause

Women will key your car and tell everyone your dick is inside out

 

[Imm0rt4l]

why that nigga on the right look like Noel Brown tho

Isnt noel still back in jail over witness tampering?


Noel looks more like a lighter version of the "you know you done fucked up, right" cop

 

[NipplesAndToes23]

Shit, Noel Brown went to jail?

 

[Professor Beef]

Shit, Noel Brown went to jail?

Twice.
1) Mushing in his girl's face when he caught her cheating
2) Witness tampering

 

[Parallax]

Twice.
1) Mushing in his girl's face when he caught her cheating
2) Witness tampering

That's new news to me

 

[CountBlack]

Twice.
1) Mushing in his girl's face when he caught her cheating
2) Witness tampering

I was wondering why he never made another tweet from that night.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Twice.
1) Mushing in his girl's face when he caught her cheating
2) Witness tampering

whoa, when did 2 happen

 

[Gorillaz]

Noel pls

 

[Data West]

Since you guys are on the thirst subject, I got something even worse.

The shit on tumblr where people post selifies and they tag it with like 'cute', 'sexy', etc and then they got like no likes, no reblogs. I feel some kind of combination of pity and disgust.

 

[Professor Beef]

whoa, when did 2 happen

1-2 months ago, I think. Give or take.

 

[Imm0rt4l]

whoa, when did 2 happen

Maybe 3-4 weeks ago. Not sure how long he was in the first time but he was in for a while after CEO.

 

[ChocolateCupcakes]

I found out about this funny tumblr blog from the I'll drink her bath water thread. Seems like it got updated.

http://thirstiestmenofinstagram.tumblr.com/

I wish I knew about this sooner.

 

[Imm0rt4l]

I wish I knew about this sooner.

We had a thirstiest niggas of instagram thread a few months ago.

 

[freenudemacusers]

haha just read that tumblr. does 'suck my dick with your boob' really count as thirst? lmao

1-2 months ago, I think. Give or take.

Maybe 3-4 weeks ago. Not sure how long he was in the first time but he was in for a while after CEO.

jesus. noel pls

 

[Gorillaz]

We had a thirstiest niggas of instagram thread a few months ago.

I think we are due a new thread over the thirst

 

[freenudemacusers]

I think we are due a new thread over the thirst

neogaf isn't ready

 

[ChocolateCupcakes]

Jesus, I was not ready.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

 

[freenudemacusers]

'spelling my name on them walls' omg

 

[DY_nasty]

when does that ever work?

 

[Gorillaz]

neogaf isn't ready

It needs to be stated. They will be fine

 

[Triple Da G.O.D!]

I'm going back to my home planet.

These niggas too much for me.

 

[Imm0rt4l]

Dem run on sentences...

 

[DominoKid]

Jesus, I was not ready.

this isnt thirst. this is performance art.

 

[Imm0rt4l]

I kinda want to make an insta troll account just for the fuck of it.

 

[BlackJace]

One dude literally said, "Shit on my face".

But I think the worst are the ones actually dropping their number.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

One dude literally said, "Shit on my face".

But I think the worst are the ones actually dropping their number.

Those are the best

The third just so raw and real, you almost wanna dial them niggas up. "Damn, these broads playin' hard to get out here in these streets huh"

 

[DY_nasty]

bwaha

 

[Professor Beef]

God damn

GOD DAMN

 

[Gorillaz]

Damn lol

 

[CountBlack]

Hey beef did they ever find out who Noel's gf cheated on him with?

Was it RayRay?

 

[Professor Beef]

Hey beef did they ever find out who Noel's gf cheated on him with?

Was it RayRay?

I never bothered to actually dig into it because that was the point where I decided I was gonna start playing more games instead of watching drama, etc. All signs pointed to Ray Ray last I heard, though.

 

[DY_nasty]

oh man LOL

my best friends mom is on facebook. i was just going back and forth with his sister about how dude is draking with his ex before a deployment. she's laughing on him too. i said "let him bang marvin's room on the way out. stop hating lol" and his mom is now asking me what a marvin's room is JESUS

 

[DY_nasty]

god forgive me

 

[EscoBlades]

Jesus, I was not ready.

Good LAWD!!

 

[DY_nasty]

Good LAWD!!

@longdicklegend

 

[Professor Beef]

So I just saw Lupe's video for "Battle Scars." I see he's trying to bring back the shitlocks.

 

[Black Republican]

lol.

I should hire myself out to black people and thieves alike. White girl walking down the street with shit, no one care.

I think we've found a legit business Slay. Hire a white girl to move/buy/get shit for you.

i need me 1 of those

 

[Rayven_king]

lol.

I should hire myself out to black people and thieves alike. White girl walking down the street with shit, no one care.

I think we've found a legit business Slay. Hire a white girl to move/buy/get shit for you.

maybe the weed man wont be so damn paranoid if use devo's services

 

[Massive Duck. C.M.]

Waking up to this thread was like a beautiful Christmas present I didn't deserve.

That Sprite tumblr is too much lmao