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[Slayven]

God-King Kendrick was born in Quebec?

.

 

[GhettoGamer]

You joking right?

 

[Gorillaz]

How could one girl cause this much damage to the game?

 

[Dereck]

Scust

 

[Slayven]

Damn, can't knock the camgirl hustle.

 

[GhettoGamer]

Damn, can't knock the camgirl hustle.

20 for a 3 minute twerk vid tho? You can go to your local titty bar and get a lapdance for 10 off a 5 minute song and then you getting contact.

 

[Massive Duck. C.M.]

Twerkstarter

http://kotaku.com/can-we-have-a-better-word-for-it-then-twerking-please-1245542045

shit is getting out of hand

 

[Slayven]

20 for a 3 minute twerk vid tho? You can go to your local titty bar and get a lapdance for 10 off a 5 minute song and then you getting contact.

Thirsty niggas will pay it. Once saw a chick get paid 100 bucks for reading 5 chapters of harry potter.

To be fair she had one of those upper crust British accents.

 

[GhettoGamer]

Thirsty niggas will pay it. Once saw a chick get paid 100 bucks for reading 5 chapters of harry potter.

To be fair she had one of those upper crust British accents.

Heh forgot about the thristy nigga variable, I remeber seeing Cherokee da ass pimp her amazon wishlist on twitter and i seen at least 8 brothers retweeting they bought her items.

 

[FyreWulff]

time to sell off all my twerk futures, market's gonna crash

 

[double jump]

time to sell off all my twerk futures, market's gonna crash

yeah but the bailouts. ass is too big to fail.

 

[Massive Duck. C.M.]

time to sell off all my twerk futures, market's gonna crash

Gold is up ten points.

 

[Nakazato]

Shout out to sista Devo. thank you.

 

[EscoBlades]

upper crust British accents.

Slay's Struggle

*narrated by EscoBlades

Guaranteed bank right there.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Slay's Struggle

*narrated by EscoBlades

Guaranteed bank right there.

Audio-only tho. Once they find out you black, there goes the subscribers

 

[Slayven]

A Haunted House on netflix? Christmas is early niggas.

 

[EscoBlades]

Audio-only tho. Once they find out you black, there goes the subscribers

"Esco is black? I gotta unsubscribe from this guy.

This changes EVERYTHING!!"

 

[Discotheque]

A Haunted House on netflix? Christmas is early niggas.

was it any good? i didn't even know it existed until i saw it on netflix.

 

[Angelus Errare]

Is this the first time in history where Canada owns the R&B and Rap games?

Outside of The Weeknd and MF who else is there of worth in the R&B up in Canada? Keyshia Chante? (lulz). And last time I checked Kendrick is from Cali.

Audio-only tho. Once they find out you black, there goes the subscribers

Can't even do audio, "this guy has too much bass in his voice."

 

[Discotheque]

kendrick? we're talking about this year. Drake will definitely have one of the best albums of the year.

And Weeknd's CD leaked...it's glorious.

 

[EscoBlades]

Instagram Level OVER 9000

 

[ViewtifulJC]

"Esco is black? I gotta unsubscribe from this guy.

This changes EVERYTHING!!"

 

[J10]

Instagram Level OVER 9000

I can't breathe.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Maybe he's doing one of those things where you take a picture of yourself every day for 10+ years and see how much you change

"Yep, still black!"

 

[Slayven]

was it any good? i didn't even know it existed until i saw it on netflix.

going to watch tonight.

Slay's Struggle

*narrated by EscoBlades

Guaranteed bank right there.

My life is Shakespearean.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Instagram Level OVER 9000

damn slay

 

[Nakazato]

Oh shit lololol

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

kendrick? we're talking about this year. Drake will definitely have one of the best albums of the year.

And Weeknd's CD leaked...it's glorious.

Lol Drake hasn't even made more than half a good album, settle down.

 

[Discotheque]

Lol Drake hasn't even made more than half a good album, settle down.

brah. take care was a good album. it's very simpy sure, but it's good music.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

This girl I'm talking to right now, "OMG I LOOOOVE Drake", counting down the days to his album. I thought back to what Moris said, thinking, "It's alright, girls can like Drake"

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

brah. take care was a good album. it's very simpy sure, but it's good music.

Vocals and lyrics are important parts of music, half of take care was good, not great just good. Half.

 

[Angelus Errare]

Vocals and lyrics are important parts of music, half of take care was good, not great just good. Half.

Word.

 

[cdyhybrid]

kendrick? we're talking about this year. Drake will definitely have one of the best albums of the year.

And Weeknd's CD leaked...it's glorious.

King Kendrick Lamar murdered the whole rap game in one verse though.

Outside of The Weeknd and MF who else is there of worth in the R&B up in Canada? Keyshia Chante? (lulz). And last time I checked Kendrick is from Cali.

I assume it was a reference to Robin Thicke.

 

[DY_nasty]

I like Robin Thicke. I just hate that song.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

I hate Robin Thicke. I hate his high ass voice, and I really hate that he fucking Paula Patton

 

[ReiGun]

I just assumed everyone like Blurred Lines ironically. Like there was some joke I wasn't in on.

 

[DY_nasty]

I hate Robin Thicke. I hate his high ass voice, and I really hate that he fucking Paula Patton

Are you more mad at Robin Thicke for being on that over-the-top "I call it passion, you call it reckless" shit with Paula Patton

or

are you more mad at Swizz Beatz for using the same 3 beats since 1999 while fucking up Alicia Keys?

 

[Gorillaz]

Only time Blurred Lines sounds good is when your in a club/bar and it's just background white noise.

 

[Onemic]

Vocals and lyrics are important parts of music, half of take care was good, not great just good. Half.

...naw

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

...naw

Rap game bagged milk.

 

[R10Neymarfan]

So apparently it's not racist if someone goes off on a racist tirade, because all words were created equally. Stay classy GAF

 

[Slayven]

So apparently it's not racist if someone goes off on a racist tirade, because all words were created equally. Stay classy GAF

Gaf would be amazing if context was universally understood.

 

[DY_nasty]

I think sarcasm is bodying everyone.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

One day, somebody's gonna invent a sarcasm font for the internet, and he's gonna be a millionaire. Helped achieved world peace.

 

[Massive Duck. C.M.]

One day, somebody's gonna invent a sarcasm font for the internet, and he's gonna be a millionaire. Helped achieved world peace.

Comic Sars

 

[Oldschoolgamer]

Kendrick still hasn't caught Drake on wax though.

I like Robin Thicke. I just hate that song.

Yep. The song is ass.

 

[Imm0rt4l]

I dont know why sex therapy didnt get play on the radio. Much better song, albeit totally different vibe. I guess that shit is too grown.

 

[GhettoGamer]

are you more mad at Swizz Beatz for using the same 3 beats since 1999 while fucking up Alicia Keys?

Lmao

 

[SousedLouse]

One day, somebody's gonna invent a sarcasm font for the internet, and he's gonna be a millionaire. Helped achieved world peace.

Then it'll be driven into the ground like Comic Sans, and no one will want to use it. Besides, changing fonts takes effort, and effort is the last thing most people want to put into a post.
There's already three different symbols and phrases for sarcasm, but no one wants to use Character Map or drag Twich BS into a conversation with any sort of gravitas.

The first person to start selling keyboards with a SarcMark, air quote or irony mark key built in is going to make bank, I'm telling you.

 

[J10]

The idiocy in that cake thread is infuriating.