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[Professor Beef]

I just don't bother with grammar or syntax or capitalization with my sarcastic responses.

 

[Slayven]

I just don't bother with grammar or syntax or capitalization with my sarcastic responses.

But you keep that shit tight in brony threads right?

 

[BHZ Mayor]

Fuck race threads, fuck religion threads, and fuck feminism threads. Avoiding those makes my GAF experience much more pleasant and maybe you guys should do the same so this thread will be more pleasant.

Spoiler

I miss Satch.

 

[The Faceless Master]

The idiocy in that cake thread is infuriating.

man, i never knew there were laws and such protecting people's rights, i can't believe that businesses can't just do whatever they want and let the free market sort things out, i thought this was AMERICA!

 

[Slayven]

How come no one ever talk about how lit Paula Patton be?

 

[bishoptl]

Fuck that GTA thread. Handkerchief-wringing morons screaming "think of the children" while getting ready for their open world murder simulator (day one purchase for me like all the previous ones, btw).

Oh here come the PMs

 

[DY_nasty]

How come no one ever talk about how lit Paula Patton be?

Because she's the bad daughter that Sade kicked out the house. They don't talk anymore. We don't know why they don't get along. We love them both. So we just keep quiet.

 

[DominoKid]

Don Lemon ‏@DonLemonCNN 1h
New haircut. Too long for TV news? I kinda like it. #HarlemBarbers pic.twitter.com/ZtZTiF3FFT

news brotha pls.

How come no one ever talk about how lit Paula Patton be?

because she's always lit at like every public appearance. dat coke. people think it's normal.

 

[bishoptl]

The song's lyrics consist of Drake's late-night drunken rant to a former girlfriend over the phone while in a nightclub, a phenomenon referred to by critics as "drunk dialing".[5] Despite his frustrations over their breakup and his obvious loneliness, Drake reiterates to her his superiority over his replacement and repeatedly cajoles her to return to him. He also mentions that the women with whom he has had intercourse and to whom he has provided financial support do not satisfy him. Ultimately, his plaintive requests go unrequited.

wat

 

[ViewtifulJC]

^Marvin's Room all day

That GTA thread lasted longer than I figured, tbh

 

[Popparoks]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxp-Ub5E-ds

What do you guys think of that? Amazing production

 

[akira28]

Only time Blurred Lines sounds good is when your in a club/bar and it's just background white noise.

never once. people just wish they were listening to Marvin. " I used to go out to paaaarties"
they don't want people to learn the lesson of the non-simple life.

 

[Slayven]

Because she's the bad daughter that Sade kicked out the house. They don't talk anymore. We don't know why they don't get along. We love them both. So we just keep quiet.

She is Sade's kid? I didn't know she fucked mere mortals. Sade was always so mysterious.

wat

Sounds like he went to the T- Swift school of songwriting.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Rumor has it she just popped out of Sade's head, fully formed like Athena.

 

[NipplesAndToes23]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxp-Ub5E-ds

What do you guys think of that? Amazing production

I like that the video was a Friday Parody, but I didn't like the song.

 

[Gorillaz]

never once. people just wish they were listening to Marvin. " I used to go out to paaaarties"
they don't want people to learn the lesson of the non-simple life.

Sounds like they are stuck in the simptrix. They didn't take the right pill

Rumor has it she just popped out of Sade's head, fully formed like Athena.

The funniest part about this is in my classics lecture we today we were talking about athena lmao

 

[Slayven]

Rumor has it she just popped out of Sade's head, fully formed like Athena.

Some people say Stacy Dash is Lilith, forever kicked out of paradise. Doom to walk the earth and say dumb shit.

 

[DY_nasty]

Rumor has it she just popped out of Sade's head, fully formed like Athena.

I'd give anything to be choked out by her like that dude in Flashpoint Paradox

 

[akira28]

She is Sade's kid? I didn't know she fucked mere mortals. Sade was always so mysterious.

Smooth operators only. European billionaire weapons dealers, etc. Dr. Doom tries to smash that when he's not trying to kill the Avengers. Probably why she's always singing about man trouble.

 

[DietRob]

Thank you based Bish for nuking that god awful thread.

Gonna fuck and kill a stripper day one! Fuck yes!!

Oh, they are hiring criminal scum?!?! Pre-order canceled. FFS.

oh, and if your playing on PS3 I welcome criminal scum into my gang - Gaming Age Family (of course you would get Commish status, or whatever rank you wanted)

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

Podcast tomorrow 10pm eastern.

The conclusion to DY's saga. DY, did you ever write up part 8?

 

[double jump]

black gaf tell me why everybody on world star look like they smell like fake gold, dax and ball sweat?

 

[Professor Beef]

Podcast tomorrow 10pm eastern.

The conclusion to DY's saga. DY, did you ever write up part 8?

If there's space, I can make it.

 

[Devolution]

Fuck that GTA thread. Handkerchief-wringing morons screaming "think of the children" while getting ready for their open world murder simulator (day one purchase for me like all the previous ones, btw).

Oh here come the PMs

Their arguments for glorifying gangster life with them as voice actors make no sense unless they're also boycotting the game.

 

[Angelus Errare]

Are you more mad at Robin Thicke for being on that over-the-top "I call it passion, you call it reckless" shit with Paula Patton

or

are you more mad at Swizz Beatz for using the same 3 beats since 1999 while fucking up Alicia Keys?

Can't.breathe lmao

 

[EscoBlades]

are you more mad at Swizz Beatz for using the same 3 beats since 1999 while fucking up Alicia Keys?

Damn, lol! SWIZZY!

 

[DY_nasty]

I can bang out part 8 fast enough.

Any chance we can move the recording time up though? I'm on call for tomorrow.

 

[spindashing]

are you more mad at Swizz Beatz for using the same 3 beats since 1999 while fucking up Alicia Keys?

LOOOL yo, Snoop Budden always catching Ls except for him being with Alicia.

 

[J10]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ES5UNMt7mrQ

Best commercial ever?

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Damn, smooth ass dude with the beard wasn't having any of that shit

 

[JohnDoe]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ES5UNMt7mrQ

Best commercial ever?

ahahahaha

 

[EscoBlades]

Damn, smooth ass dude with the beard wasn't having any of that shit

Hope he was smiling if they offered him a free tv afterwards.

 

[Parallax]

LOOOL yo, Snoop Budden always catching Ls except for him being with Alicia.

That's because he transferred his L's to her. A deal with blackberry? Fucking why?

 

[Gorillaz]

I almost forgot blackberry was a thing. Never fucked with them cause those keyboards were too small for me doe

 

[Slayven]

I almost forgot blackberry was a thing. Never fucked with them cause those keyboards were too small for me doe

It is like the whole tech industry is made of fine fingered elves.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Nelly got dem Cheerios sponsors tho

 

[Slayven]

Nelly got dem Cheerios sponsors tho

He safe now, he safe.

 

[harSon]

What an unfortunate url address for a dentist near me lol http://www.pedoortho.com/

 

[ViewtifulJC]

An analyst and a therapist

 

[BHZ Mayor]

What an unfortunate url address for a dentist near me lol http://www.pedoortho.com/

Why didn't they just name it pediortho? Was that taken?

 

[spindashing]

That's because he transferred his L's to her. A deal with blackberry? Fucking why?

I forgot all about that, actually.

To be honest, which is terrible of me, my impression of Alicia soured when news first got out that she was with Swizz.

I almost forgot blackberry was a thing. Never fucked with them cause those keyboards were too small for me doe

I won't lie, I did have a Blackberry in the past and I actually did fine with it. It was real weird adjusting from those keyboards to a touchscreen.

 

[DY_nasty]

Part 8 coming soon

 

[GhettoGamer]

That's because he transferred his L's to her. A deal with blackberry? Fucking why?

Didnt she get caught using a iphone after signing that deal?

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Hey, Michael Jackson didn't like Pepsi, either, still was in that commercial

also, Michael Jackson is dead ya'll

 

[Nakazato]

So got my 1st in LA gf is forcing me to turn it down. Parents had my back for gas and such. Super upset now.

 

[Slayven]

So got my 1st in LA gf is forcing me to turn it down. Parents had my back for gas and such. Super upset now.

Mandingo porn scene?

 

[harSon]

So got my 1st in LA gf is forcing me to turn it down. Parents had my back for gas and such. Super upset now.

Fuck that man. Do what's right for you. Didn't she force your hand to LA before you were ready to make the jump?

 

[Oldschoolgamer]

So got my 1st in LA gf is forcing me to turn it down. Parents had my back for gas and such. Super upset now.

Fuck that. Gigs aren't guaranteed. Unless it's shit you truly can't fuck with, fix that scenario.

 

[DY_nasty]

You're either patient, or getting ran

 

[kyored]

You're either patient, or getting ran

^This. You have to take of yourself 1st.