I get this a lot from industry peeps - "you don't act black". Then i ask them how a black guy should act...in the basest Nigerian accent ever. That usually flusters them enough to step off the convo. The ones that do push on about it though, i usually tell them that i don't act "black" because there aren't enough black peeps around to be myself around.
That one usually ends the convo for good.
Sidenote: It is almost always female devs that pull me up on that.
How to act black (According to racist people)
-Ebonics (Which is weird considering the west coast...but I digress)
-Did you just use "digress"?...niggas don't use big words!
-Pants should be at least 32x50, the baggier the blacker you are
-Your shoe closet should consist of timberlands and airforce ones, maybe some Jordans.
-Make sure that car has some 24s on it, the shinier the better
-Make sure your trunk rattles, not from bass, but from loose screws
-What's your favorite genre of music? Rhetorical you obviously only like rap.
-Got kids? Again rhetorical, the real question is how many? And how much child support do you actually send them?
-What school did you go to? And by school I mean high school, black people don't got o college (No, for real I've gotten this one before)
-I'd invite you to the beach but I know black people can't swim, something about bone density.
-Did you use "rhetorical" twice?! I'm surprised you read books without pictures
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