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[Boss Riovane]

Okay I'm interrupting everything.

I'm super drunk at the clubhouse in the neighborhood at my house.

I'm fucking gone and drunk. God is freat. I mean goddamn I'm fucking DRUNK.

HAPPT BIRTHDAY YO RIO
THATS RIGHT IVE HAD DOUBLESJOYS ALL DAY I M GONNA PUT PICTURES VUT IM FJCKED IP. I GOT DOUBLE SHOTS OF SOUTJERN COMFOTY AND THE ABSOLUTE MOSY ALCOGHOLIVC LONH ISLAND ICE TEAS . IM HAPPY . 32 YEARS OLD TOMORROW. IM HAPPY LOCE YOU AML. Me and my boy from 15 years came up and celebrating. Aazon night. Love YOY BCY. TALJ TO nyo sokn I'm hapotfm thank for beung friends

Day of celebration. and rebirth. Love you all. Thank you and when dober I eill talk u soon.

Yhank you.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Not even once.

 

[Massive Duck. C.M.]

Can't make this shit up

Cot damn

Okay I'm interrupting everything.

I'm super drunk at the clubhouse in the neighborhood at my house.

I'm fucking gone and drunk. God is freat. I mean goddamn I'm fucking DRUNK.

HAPPT BIRTHDAY YO RIO
THATS RIGHT IVE HAD DOUBLESJOYS ALL DAY I M GONNA PUT PICTURES VUT IM FJCKED IP. I GOT DOUBLE SHOTS OF SOUTJERN COMFOTY AND THE ABSOLUTE MOSY ALCOGHOLIVC LONH ISLAND ICE TEAS . IM HAPPY . 32 YEARS OLD TOMORROW. IM HAPPY LOCE YOU AML. Me and my boy from 15 years came up and celebrating. Aazon night. Love YOY BCY. TALJ TO nyo sokn I'm hapotfm thank for beung friends

Day of celebration. and rebirth. Love you all. Thank you and when dober I eill talk u soon.

Yhank you.

Happy birthday mang lol

 

[Imm0rt4l]

Okay I'm interrupting everything.

I'm super drunk at the clubhouse in the neighborhood at my house.

I'm fucking gone and drunk. God is freat. I mean goddamn I'm fucking DRUNK.

HAPPT BIRTHDAY YO RIO
THATS RIGHT IVE HAD DOUBLESJOYS ALL DAY I M GONNA PUT PICTURES VUT IM FJCKED IP. I GOT DOUBLE SHOTS OF SOUTJERN COMFOTY AND THE ABSOLUTE MOSY ALCOGHOLIVC LONH ISLAND ICE TEAS . IM HAPPY . 32 YEARS OLD TOMORROW. IM HAPPY LOCE YOU AML. Me and my boy from 15 years came up and celebrating. Aazon night. Love YOY BCY. TALJ TO nyo sokn I'm hapotfm thank for beung friends

Day of celebration. and rebirth. Love you all. Thank you and when dober I eill talk u soon.

Yhank you.

Quoted for posterity

and Happy birthday brother

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

Happy bday Rio. Don't get anyone pregnant and don't get behind the wheel.

 

[Angelus Errare]

Happy birthday man. Don't look any cops in the eyes.

 

[Boss Riovane]

I'm fucking drunk I'm a maje a YouTube vidr. So you . Can sef.

 

[Angelus Errare]

I'm fucking drunk I'm a maje a YouTube vidr. So you . Can sef.

I.understand.completely.

 

[Massive Duck. C.M.]

I'm fucking drunk I'm a maje a YouTube vidr. So you . Can sef.

I wanna sef.

Thank you for the joy, man I need it right now lol

 

[Nakazato]

Okay I'm interrupting everything.

I'm super drunk at the clubhouse in the neighborhood at my house.

I'm fucking gone and drunk. God is freat. I mean goddamn I'm fucking DRUNK.

HAPPT BIRTHDAY YO RIO
THATS RIGHT IVE HAD DOUBLESJOYS ALL DAY I M GONNA PUT PICTURES VUT IM FJCKED IP. I GOT DOUBLE SHOTS OF SOUTJERN COMFOTY AND THE ABSOLUTE MOSY ALCOGHOLIVC LONH ISLAND ICE TEAS . IM HAPPY . 32 YEARS OLD TOMORROW. IM HAPPY LOCE YOU AML. Me and my boy from 15 years came up and celebrating. Aazon night. Love YOY BCY. TALJ TO nyo sokn I'm hapotfm thank for beung friends

Day of celebration. and rebirth. Love you all. Thank you and when dober I eill talk u soon.

Yhank you.

going hard as fuck lol

happy bday

 

[EscoBlades]

Okay I'm interrupting everything.

I'm super drunk at the clubhouse in the neighborhood at my house.

I'm fucking gone and drunk. God is freat. I mean goddamn I'm fucking DRUNK.

HAPPT BIRTHDAY YO RIO
THATS RIGHT IVE HAD DOUBLESJOYS ALL DAY I M GONNA PUT PICTURES VUT IM FJCKED IP. I GOT DOUBLE SHOTS OF SOUTJERN COMFOTY AND THE ABSOLUTE MOSY ALCOGHOLIVC LONH ISLAND ICE TEAS . IM HAPPY . 32 YEARS OLD TOMORROW. IM HAPPY LOCE YOU AML. Me and my boy from 15 years came up and celebrating. Aazon night. Love YOY BCY. TALJ TO nyo sokn I'm hapotfm thank for beung friends

Day of celebration. and rebirth. Love you all. Thank you and when dober I eill talk u soon.

Yhank you.

Happy birthday man, haha

 

[Professor Beef]

lmao

happy bday Rio

 

[Satch]

"TALJ TO nyo sokn I'm hapotfm thank for beung friends "

LMAO GO IN!!!!

 

[ReiGun]

Yo, happy birthday Rio. lol

 

[zero_suit]

Okay I'm interrupting everything.

I'm super drunk at the clubhouse in the neighborhood at my house.

I'm fucking gone and drunk. God is freat. I mean goddamn I'm fucking DRUNK.

HAPPT BIRTHDAY YO RIO
THATS RIGHT IVE HAD DOUBLESJOYS ALL DAY I M GONNA PUT PICTURES VUT IM FJCKED IP. I GOT DOUBLE SHOTS OF SOUTJERN COMFOTY AND THE ABSOLUTE MOSY ALCOGHOLIVC LONH ISLAND ICE TEAS . IM HAPPY . 32 YEARS OLD TOMORROW. IM HAPPY LOCE YOU AML. Me and my boy from 15 years came up and celebrating. Aazon night. Love YOY BCY. TALJ TO nyo sokn I'm hapotfm thank for beung friends

Day of celebration. and rebirth. Love you all. Thank you and when dober I eill talk u soon.

Yhank you.

LOL, happy birthday!!

 

[FyreWulff]

Okay I'm interrupting everything.

I'm super drunk at the clubhouse in the neighborhood at my house.

I'm fucking gone and drunk. God is freat. I mean goddamn I'm fucking DRUNK.

HAPPT BIRTHDAY YO RIO
THATS RIGHT IVE HAD DOUBLESJOYS ALL DAY I M GONNA PUT PICTURES VUT IM FJCKED IP. I GOT DOUBLE SHOTS OF SOUTJERN COMFOTY AND THE ABSOLUTE MOSY ALCOGHOLIVC LONH ISLAND ICE TEAS . IM HAPPY . 32 YEARS OLD TOMORROW. IM HAPPY LOCE YOU AML. Me and my boy from 15 years came up and celebrating. Aazon night. Love YOY BCY. TALJ TO nyo sokn I'm hapotfm thank for beung friends

Day of celebration. and rebirth. Love you all. Thank you and when dober I eill talk u soon.

Yhank you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHDyxmWEgSw

You should probably wait until you're not drunk to watch that, you might get motion sick :lol

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Happy birthday rio lol.

He's more gone than Satch after 3 sips of a Smirnoff Ice.

 

[cdyhybrid]

Happy bday Rio. Get your party on.

 

[DominoKid]

damn Rio going in lmao.

BCT GTA players, hang out w/ Jimmy as Franklin. The convos they have riding around are amazing.

 

[Gorillaz]

Okay I'm interrupting everything.

I'm super drunk at the clubhouse in the neighborhood at my house.

I'm fucking gone and drunk. God is freat. I mean goddamn I'm fucking DRUNK.

HAPPT BIRTHDAY YO RIO
THATS RIGHT IVE HAD DOUBLESJOYS ALL DAY I M GONNA PUT PICTURES VUT IM FJCKED IP. I GOT DOUBLE SHOTS OF SOUTJERN COMFOTY AND THE ABSOLUTE MOSY ALCOGHOLIVC LONH ISLAND ICE TEAS . IM HAPPY . 32 YEARS OLD TOMORROW. IM HAPPY LOCE YOU AML. Me and my boy from 15 years came up and celebrating. Aazon night. Love YOY BCY. TALJ TO nyo sokn I'm hapotfm thank for beung friends

Day of celebration. and rebirth. Love you all. Thank you and when dober I eill talk u soon.

Yhank you.

Ahhh nothing like a drunk ass text that not even auto correct could fix. Been there countless times. Happy bday bro and yea I'm saving this one

 

[DrFunk]

hahahahahaha

Happy Birthday Rio

you deserve it man

 

[GhettoGamer]

Okay I'm interrupting everything.

I'm super drunk at the clubhouse in the neighborhood at my house.

I'm fucking gone and drunk. God is freat. I mean goddamn I'm fucking DRUNK.

HAPPT BIRTHDAY YO Rio the
THATS RIGHT IVE HAD DOUBLESJOYS ALL DAY I M GONNA PUT PICTURES VUT IM FJCKED IP. I GOT DOUBLE SHOTS OF SOUTJERN COMFOTY AND THE ABSOLUTE MOSY ALCOGHOLIVC LONH ISLAND ICE TEAS . IM HAPPY . 32 YEARS OLD TOMORROW. IM HAPPY LOCE YOU AML. Me and my boy from 15 years came up and celebrating. Aazon night. Love YOY BCY. TALJ TO nyo sokn I'm hapotfm thank for beung friends

Day of celebration. and rebirth. Love you all. Thank you and when dober I eill talk u soon.

Yhank you.

TURN UP
TURN DOWN FOR WAT

 

[Slayven]

Okay I'm interrupting everything.

I'm super drunk at the clubhouse in the neighborhood at my house.

I'm fucking gone and drunk. God is freat. I mean goddamn I'm fucking DRUNK.

HAPPT BIRTHDAY YO RIO
THATS RIGHT IVE HAD DOUBLESJOYS ALL DAY I M GONNA PUT PICTURES VUT IM FJCKED IP. I GOT DOUBLE SHOTS OF SOUTJERN COMFOTY AND THE ABSOLUTE MOSY ALCOGHOLIVC LONH ISLAND ICE TEAS . IM HAPPY . 32 YEARS OLD TOMORROW. IM HAPPY LOCE YOU AML. Me and my boy from 15 years came up and celebrating. Aazon night. Love YOY BCY. TALJ TO nyo sokn I'm hapotfm thank for beung friends

Day of celebration. and rebirth. Love you all. Thank you and when dober I eill talk u soon.

Yhank you.

Thanks Obama

 

[Boss Riovane]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0PMa0-ZNhE&feature=youtube_gdata_player
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgIPSlu1Ciw&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Drunk Bday pt 1 and 2.

Just for BCT. Love you all thank you

 

[Satch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0PMa0-ZNhE&feature=youtube_gdata_player
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgIPSlu1Ciw&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Drunk Bday pt 1 and 2.

Just for BCT. Love you all thank you

 

[Slayven]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0PMa0-ZNhE&feature=youtube_gdata_player
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgIPSlu1Ciw&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Drunk Bday pt 1 and 2.

Just for BCT. Love you all thank you

You are so well spoken. I always pictured your voice sounding like a Hood Goliath.

 

[kyored]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0PMa0-ZNhE&feature=youtube_gdata_player
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgIPSlu1Ciw&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Drunk Bday pt 1 and 2.

Just for BCT. Love you all thank you

Nice. Happy B-Day Rio.

 

[The Faceless Master]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0PMa0-ZNhE&feature=youtube_gdata_player
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgIPSlu1Ciw&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Drunk Bday pt 1 and 2.

Just for BCT. Love you all thank you

oh man, you had to be feeling good as hell in those videos.

happy birthday!

 

[Byakuya769]

I'm fucking drunk I'm a maje a YouTube vidr. So you . Can sef.

Turn it down, turn it down. I don't want anymore wigs and spanks stories coming from you.

Happy birthday, though!

 

[DY_nasty]

dat food

 

[Byakuya769]

Rio's like me, the drunker I get, the more twang you hear.

 

[Slayven]

dat food

Made me hungry.

 

[EscoBlades]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0PMa0-ZNhE&feature=youtube_gdata_player
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgIPSlu1Ciw&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Drunk Bday pt 1 and 2.

Just for BCT. Love you all thank you

Made me hungry dammit, lol

 

[BlackJace]

Oh man, bout to go run and get food, I could smell that food through the speakers.

Happy birthday, man.

 

[The Faceless Master]

Speaking of food...

Dat Curry Goat

 

[Satch]

Dat Curry Goat

what does rihanna have to do with this

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

what does rihanna have to do with this

Man down, halp

 

[The Faceless Master]

what does rihanna have to do with this

I'd

too

 

[Byakuya769]

Haha, Faceless.. was that a set up? Did you know that the queen of mean would roll on Rihanna?

 

[The Faceless Master]

Haha, Faceless.. was that a set up? Did you know that the queen of mean would roll on Rihanna?

No, not at all. That was just 100% timing. I saw the reply, thought for a few seconds, then went right for my phone to take a pic of the empty plate.

 

[Massive Duck. C.M.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0PMa0-ZNhE&feature=youtube_gdata_player
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgIPSlu1Ciw&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Drunk Bday pt 1 and 2.

Just for BCT. Love you all thank you

Good vibrations by proxy

 

[Oldschoolgamer]

Happy Bday Rio.

GTA man. Ali Bombaye came on and I almost caught ten bodies in the whip, off the skrenf.

The police don't play. I got two stars and went from crook to, Jesus take the wheel.

 

[Slayven]

jesus there are already folks with 75 hours in GTA 5.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

GTA V is just too good

 

[soundscream]

Some people on GAF have absolutely no life skills, I'm suprised they don't strangle themselves when putting their shirts on in the morning.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=682077

 

[zero_suit]

Some people on GAF have absolutely no life skills, I'm suprised they don't strangle themselves when putting their shirts on in the morning.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=682077

I've never seen something like that before. Pasta cake!

 

[Byakuya769]

Some people on GAF have absolutely no life skills, I'm suprised they don't strangle themselves when putting their shirts on in the morning.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=682077

Creepy pasta.

 

[ReiGun]

Some people on GAF have absolutely no life skills, I'm suprised they don't strangle themselves when putting their shirts on in the morning.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=682077

I thought that was an undercooked pie. Imagine my surprise when I saw it was pasta.

How do you fuck up that badly, tho?

 

[Trey]

The funniest part is that he took it out of the pot and put it on the plate like he was still on track.

 

[reilo]

Some people on GAF have absolutely no life skills, I'm suprised they don't strangle themselves when putting their shirts on in the morning.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=682077

I've been cooking pasta since I've been 12, and I've never had that happen. wtf.

Although, one time I let the water boil too nothing but vapor because I was too busy playing FF8.