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[DominoKid]

i'm curious as to how you would even reproduce that pasta abortion.

Happy Bday Rio.

GTA man. Ali Bombaye came on and I almost caught ten bodies in the whip, off the skrenf.

The police don't play. I got two stars and went from crook to, Jesus take the wheel.

the police arent that bad.
it just takes about 10 secs too long for the stars to disappear. it makes it really tedious.
map watch and find a good hiding spot.

 

[Oldschoolgamer]

i'm curious as to how you would even reproduce that pasta abortion.



the police arent that bad.
it just takes about 10 secs too long for the stars to disappear. it makes it really tedious.
map watch and find a good hiding spot.

Word. Found out by accident that you could hide in the bushes.

Civilians don't play. I accidentally tapped this dudes car, then like 4 suvs rolled up with like 4-5 dudes a piece and started dumping on me. o.0 Like damn, I just wanted to give you my information sir.

Came back to that block and put the work in...

Then got lit up by the feds. lol

The things men do for pussy. Took the stripper home to one of the worst looking hoods. Almost got blasted as soon as I stepped outside. Now she's sending pics.

I fucking love this game.

 

[Imm0rt4l]

i'm curious as to how you would even reproduce that pasta abortion.

By not stirring

 

[G-Fex]

happy..birthday?

 

[The Faceless Master]

Some people on GAF have absolutely no life skills, I'm suprised they don't strangle themselves when putting their shirts on in the morning.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=682077

Yo, there's instructions on the box.

 

[DominoKid]

By not stirring

oh wow that's so basic that i'd never think about what would happen if you didn't stir.

Word. Found out by accident that you could hide in the bushes.

Civilians don't play. I accidentally tapped this dudes car, then like 4 suvs rolled up with like 4-5 dudes a piece and started dumping on me. o.0 Like damn, I just wanted to give you my information sir.

Came back to that block and put the work in...

Then got lit up by the feds. lol

The things men do for pussy. Took the stripper home to one of the worst looking hoods. Almost got blasted as soon as I stepped outside. Now she's sending pics.

I fucking love this game.

breh, i got snatched out my whip on the freeway and beat to death. i guess i tapped somebody when i was swerving through traffic?

i was like

for so long that i forgot i could fight back until i was dead.

i still don't know how that motherfucker caught me because i was flying down the highway.

 

[Devolution]

Struggle noodles.

 

[abuC]

Fuck Florida...

http://politicalblindspot.com/anoth...s-told-stand-your-ground-doesnt-apply-to-him/


Young black man has stand your ground law thrown out, and gets a 25 year sentence even though he fired only one shot that did not kill anyone or even hit anyone. The best part is the person that attacked him said they didn't know him and simply wanted to hurt the next person they saw.

 

[Angelus Errare]

I've been trying to get out of Florida for a while, being BIF (black in Florida) is a pretty big crime nowadays.

 

[The Faceless Master]

Fuck Florida...

http://politicalblindspot.com/anoth...s-told-stand-your-ground-doesnt-apply-to-him/

Young black man has stand your ground law thrown out, and gets a 25 year sentence even though he fired only one shot that did not kill anyone or even hit anyone. The best part is the person that attacked him said they didn't know him and simply wanted to hurt the next person they saw.

See, the problem is he didn't kill the attacker.

 

[Angelus Errare]

Man some of the articles are hitting me straight in my feels. That woman kicking that little Roma girl I can't. My ridiculously high level of child empathy can't allow me to look at that photo for more than two seconds before the feels hit me and I feel sad. Seriously that photo is killing my soul. =(

Then there's the article about the Katrina shooting, I just can't.

 

[Oldschoolgamer]

breh, i got snatched out my whip on the freeway and beat to death. i guess i tapped somebody when i was swerving through traffic?

i was like

for so long that i forgot i could fight back until i was dead.

i still don't know how that motherfucker caught me because i was flying down the highway.

Hahahaha

 

[Gorillaz]

oh wow that's so basic that i'd never think about what would happen if you didn't stir.



breh, i got snatched out my whip on the freeway and beat to death. i guess i tapped somebody when i was swerving through traffic?

i was like

for so long that i forgot i could fight back until i was dead.

i still don't know how that motherfucker caught me because i was flying down the highway.

stuff like this happened to me a few times too. Had to sit there and just think like "did that shit just happen....."

 

[RedSwirl]

Some people on GAF have absolutely no life skills, I'm suprised they don't strangle themselves when putting their shirts on in the morning.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=682077

I can boil eggs, fry hash browns, cook gravy, and that's it. You're telling me pasta is easier than that?

 

[J10]

I can boil eggs, fry hash browns, cook gravy, and that's it. You're telling me pasta is easier than that?

1. Heat water to a boil
2. Add pasta, let boil for 10-12 minutes
3. Profit

You might need to wear training wheels and a helmet in the kitchen if you can't manage that.

 

[Imm0rt4l]

Fuck Florida...

http://politicalblindspot.com/anoth...s-told-stand-your-ground-doesnt-apply-to-him/


Young black man has stand your ground law thrown out, and gets a 25 year sentence even though he fired only one shot that did not kill anyone or even hit anyone. The best part is the person that attacked him said they didn't know him and simply wanted to hurt the next person they saw.

That law needs some serious amending

 

[Zeus Molecules]

So I got that GTA V.... Shit is crack. The best part is that money means something this game. Like dudes are not rolling in it like you were in GTA iv where after about 5 missions you were more or less set.

 

[Boss Riovane]

Thanks for all the love folk. I'm feeling amazing right now. Been a good day. I'm officially 32. Feels good.

Bout to curl up with GTA and drink some more.

 

[soundscream]

I can boil eggs, fry hash browns, cook gravy, and that's it. You're telling me pasta is easier than that?

I hope for your sake that this is some kind of sarcasm that's flying over my head.

 

[double jump]

how are people so freaking far GTAalready? I just unlocked Trevor which is my favorite so far. and if I hear the word homie again I'm gonna flip. are people on the west coast still using that word ?

 

[Angelus Errare]

Race thread? Race thread
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=682129

how are people so freaking far GTAalready? I just unlocked Trevor which is my favorite so far. and if I hear the word homie again I'm gonna flip. are people on the west coast still using that word ?

You just unlocked Trevor? Damn homie you playin like 10mins a day or something?

Since I live in the south, hearing Franklin talk is a breath of fresh fucking air. I went to lowcountry SC once...I didn't understand shit being said to me.

 

[DominoKid]

how are people so freaking far GTAalready? I just unlocked Trevor which is my favorite so far. and if I hear the word homie again I'm gonna flip. are people on the west coast still using that word ?

i've been putting in ~6 hrs a day since the midnight release and i'm only 40% done, just now getting to the 2nd heist. folks must be playing this around the clock to have finished the game.

So I got that GTA V.... Shit is crack. The best part is that money means something this game. Like dudes are not rolling in it like you were in GTA iv where after about 5 missions you were more or less set.

the economy in this game got me sending Franklin on deep sea expeditions to stack money. came back to town swagged out in an all white suit and gators, pimped out the cadillac. drove around town buying a few businesses to 70s funk music. felt like a boss.

 

[J10]

I saw that all three characters have different residences. Can you buy/rent new places to live or is the black man stuck in the ghetto?

 

[Wrayfield]

I saw that all three characters have different residences. Can you buy/rent new places to live or is the black man stuck in the ghetto?

No, no, he gets a nice place real quick. Also noticed "homie" overuse, but whatever. Still a great game.

 

[BHZ Mayor]

I've only been play a couple hours after work so I haven't even met Trevor yet. I just

Spoiler

detonated the iPhone bomb

.

And I'm late, but Happy Birthday Rio. Enjoy as much as last night.

 

[FreeMufasa]

Fuck y'all.

Don't come out here till 10/10

 

[Slayven]

Race thread? Race thread
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=682129



You just unlocked Trevor? Damn homie you playin like 10mins a day or something?

Since I live in the south, hearing Franklin talk is a breath of fresh fucking air. I went to lowcountry SC once...I didn't understand shit being said to me.

Man seeing what people post with resistant makes me wonder what they say when not under a threat of a ban.

 

[Byakuya769]

That law needs some serious amending

The law sucks, but it's not the problem in any of these Florida cases. It's prosecutors, jurors and judges.

 

[BHZ Mayor]

Man seeing what people post with resistant makes me wonder what they say when not under a threat of a ban.

I'm sure we have some Stormfront or Chimpout members on GAF. Sometimes I wonder what lurkers call this thread in their heads...

 

[Gorillaz]

Franklins dialogue hurts at times. Enough of saying homie every sentence. Dan Houser pls......

I saw that all three characters have different residences. Can you buy/rent new places to live or is the black man stuck in the ghetto?

Ehhhh Yea you can buy stuff but either way he will "get out". Dont want to go down spoiler territory too much

 

[Slayven]

Franklins dialogue hurts at times. Enough of saying homie every sentence. Dan Houser pls......

Ehhhh Yea you can buy stuff but either way he will "get out". Dont want to go down spoiler territory too much

On a podcast they said the black folks dialogue sounds like it was written by a guy with no contact with black people outside of films.

 

[Angelus Errare]

I'm sure we have some Stormfront or Chimpout members on GAF. Sometimes I wonder what lurkers call this thread in their heads...

Official jiggaboo culture thread.

 

[Gorillaz]

On a podcast they said the black folks dialogue sounds like it was written by a guy with no contact with black people outside of films.

Lol yea. Some it works fine like in lamars case but with franklin it feels off a lot of the time.

 

[harSon]

On a podcast they said the black folks dialogue sounds like it was written by a guy with no contact with black people outside of films.

Someone really needs to create a Black Proof Reading service

 

[Angelus Errare]

Someone really needs to create a Black Proof Reading service

There would be such a divide, it would be hilarious.

edit: EviL forgot to send that cheque for web hosting?

 

[Gorillaz]

Edit double posted and lol at black proof reading

 

[Angelus Errare]

I'm done with that Chicago thread.

 

[RedSwirl]

I hope for your sake that this is some kind of sarcasm that's flying over my head.

I never like, investigated the difficulty of making pasta.

1. Heat water to a boil
2. Add pasta, let boil for 10-12 minutes
3. Profit

You might need to wear training wheels and a helmet in the kitchen if you can't manage that.

Where does the shrimp and seasoning come into the equation?

 

[JohnDoe]

I can boil eggs, fry hash browns, cook gravy, and that's it. You're telling me pasta is easier than that?

That's subjective but it's easy enough. I could cook more when I was 14.

 

[The Faceless Master]

I can boil eggs, fry hash browns, cook gravy, and that's it. You're telling me pasta is easier than that?

pasta is easier than shelling the boiled eggs.

Where does the shrimp and seasoning come into the equation?

strain water, prepare shrimp in a separate pan with seasoning, pour shrimp over and stir in.

 

[soundscream]

I never like, investigated the difficulty of making pasta.



Where does the shrimp and seasoning come into the equation?

Serious............I was doing this shit at like 12. If you still live at home get with who ever does the cooking before you move out and learn some basic stuff.

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

On a podcast they said the black folks dialogue sounds like it was written by a guy with no contact with black people outside of films.

Yo homie loc, Po po 5-0 one time 187 etc.

Its like they wrote dialogue then crossed out words like friend, police and replaces them with what old men think young people say.

 

[The Faceless Master]

Race thread? Race thread
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=682129

wow, Chicago sounds like the opposite of NYC. in NYC they flood all the bad areas with cops. it seemed to work out pretty okay...

 

[spindashing]

For some odd reason, I don't mind the use of "homie" in the script.

Now, the use of "dog/dawg" on the other hand...

Made Franklin get a real light caesar and a full beard, doing my best to make him look like MC Ride.

My sister comes out of nowhere and says he looks like Rick Ross instead. :|

 

[Jest Chillin]

Now I haven't played GTAV yet but I do know that "dog" and "homie" were heavily used in the 90's in LA. They're still used (though to a lesser extent) in the LA area even now.

 

[Slayven]

I hate folks that use the word "young" for some reason. shit gets on my nerve.

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

I hate folks that use the word "young" for some reason. shit gets on my nerve.

cause you old.

 

[Slayven]

cause you old.

Who told you to talk with your Ralph Macchio looking ass.

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

You're just mad cause you're 40, looking 60.

 

[Slayven]

You're just mad cause you're 40, looking 60.

You just mad cause when you go over JC's, he has you use the Wii remote while he has the gamepad.