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The Black Culture Thread |OT4| Learn to love the BBC

DominoKid

Member
the idea of a cast being too pretty is so lost on me. especially in something as light as SHIELD. you got motherfuckers jumping out of buildings and people are concerned about a hacker looking too pretty. foh.

it's showbusiness ffs. being pretty is like 80% of the battle for the most part.
 

ReiGun

Member
I'll admit I'm one of the ones who thought it was weird a homeless woman looked that good (nice clothes and full hair and makeup? what, does the Marvel Universe have crackhead stylists?), but it wasn't a big deal for me. I was more concerned with how utterly meh the pilot was.

i learned a long ass time ago not to fuck with comic movie/show gaf. if standard comic gaf is anal, i dont know what to call those degenerates.

That's because comic movie/show gaf combines the worst sensibilities of both comic gaf and movie/show gaf for one fine mesh.
 
How many of you cats ever went back and just played some old shit and it was really as good as you remember. I mean not some nostalgia shit, I mean really damn good and still holds up today. Now of course graphics aint as great but gameplay and atmosphere. Just overall good shit.

Went back and started playing The Guardian Legend again. My god why didnt it get a sequel. i know it got a spiritual successor(Sigma Star Saga) damn so good. Also started playing Ring of Red again.

Any of you play anything where it wasnt just nostalgia it was actually good?

Gunstar Heros, I still remember going to an electronic expo and getting it for 3 dollars and Shaq Fu for 1 dollar. Me and my brother played the hell out it back in the day. It still at my moms house in my old closet but I still play the rom on my pc once a blue moon
 
Verse 1

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Verse 3

Verse 4

Now that we caught up......

My body wasnt prepared for the week that I was about to endure. My mind and soul werent either. Every corner and every turn on my journey to Baton Rouge overwhelmed me with imagery of a life I left behind. It was essentially a this is your life with every passing second. All the while Caramel had her hand in my lap, rubbing my crotch for good measure. I knew she had to have it. Hell I wanted to give it to her right then and there, but I had to watch the road. She leaned over and whispered in my ear "Whip it out and let me play with it". I looked at her and looked in the backseat at the company we were with. "No, wait till we get to the house and I can give you my undivided attention." She finally conceded and said feel this. Caramel grabbed my hand and damn near yanked my arm off and drove us off the road. I slipped my fingers between those warm thighs and felt that wet hood. This woman was damn near leaking in the seat. And without thinking I pressed down hard on that clit, and heard her breathing began to labor. It brought me back to what she said before, its all for you. Looks like it really was.

We finally arrived in Baton Rouge and I began to place calls to my family telling them that I had arrived. I had a day before the funeral and all preparations were made. It was totally out of my hands, I had no obligations. I just had to show my face and I was prepared to do that and more. My Class A's were pressed and clean and my boots were shined. It was like looking in a dark mirror image of myself. Our first step on my sightseeing tour was my brothers parents home. And if the trip down was full of memories when I saw that green Ford Escort parked in the driveway I could only smirk. "So I see you still got her?" My brother glanced at me with a sideways grin. "She still in the game and ready for whatever". This car has gotten us into and out of more trouble than anything combined. She had a life of her own and was the fourth member of our crew always delivering us to and from heaven and hell. It was truly a sight to see. It was good. It finally hit me that I was truly home. Caramel had asked what the plan was for the next couple days. I told her I was gonna get a room so I can come and go as I pleased and that I wanted to see family. She looked over at me and said "Baby I got you" This is when she pulled out room keys for a spot downtown and said that she was prepared. Color me impressed. Brother asked what we were doing tonight. I only uttered one word. "Drink".

Strolling to the bathroom, I started to get cleaned up for the night. I sat in that shower and I felt North Carolina rinse off. I knew it was gonna be a whirlwind and I wanted to soak up every moment and not miss any oppurtunities. I hopped out and dried off and walked to the bedroom when I heard my brother utter "Dont be fucking in the house, my people in the other room" I said cool I can wait a little longer. He went in the shower and got cleaned up. I sat there and the only thing on my mind was that soaking wet.... Caramel runs in the room and locks the door. She cant wait and neither can I. Like a champ she pulls up her skirt and slides her thong to the right and sits down. No warm up or nothing, directly into the action. She wanted me inside her and I definitely obliged. I turned her around to face me and lifted her leg up. With a little force a placed her against the wall and using it as leverage, lifted her up and started to put in work. Her eyes widened and I knew her screams were incoming. I put my hand across her mouth to muffle the noise. She grabbed my back and I felt those nails began press into my flesh. I loved that feeling. The pain. The sweat was running down my back. She was leaking down my legs. It was gushing. And then I felt the shock. My brother had snuck in the room, and seeing me beating it up thought it would be funny as a reminder not to fuck in the house to shock me with a taser. Yeah he was always a funny fucker.

I remember the stars the most. Brother, Tweet, Caramel, Rell and I were sprawled out in the newly furnished hotel room. Strewn across the double beds were bags of food and lots of alcohol. Empty bottles of Maddog stacked up in the trash and everyone was buzzing. That calming odor of black and milds filled the room as I sat on the patio looking up in the night sky. I dont know if it was the drink but I felt like I could grab the stars. I was in no condition to stay up any longer. I remember bobbing my head to the sounds of the cars passing on I-10 across the way. I walk back in the room and Tweet and Brother were knocked out in the bed, Rell was passed out on the floor between the beds. Caramel was laying there in the other bed, eyes wide opened staring at me. "Baby, come lay down" I crept to the bed stepping over styrofoam plates, bottles of Corona and Rell laying on the floor. And without a moments noticed my head hit the pillow and I was gone.

Her head was bobbing up and down. Covers were thrown off the side, and I was awakened to some toe curling. I looked down at Caramel and our eyes met. "Good Morning, baby" she mouthed between slurps. I pulled her up and said I want to finish the job from this morning, and once again like a champ she complied. This time it was no holding back. We got louder. I didnt give a damn who was in the room looking and who I was gonna wake. This was all mine. Those moans grew louder with every passing second. I was in the moment. I was gonna take my time with it. But what I didnt notice was my brother was inspired by our carnel passion, because next thing I know it was a damn competition again. He was in the opposite bed trying to destroy Tweet. And what began as catching up turned into race. We had to know who was better. The only winners were Caramel and Tweet. Whats bad is that he and I were okay with that. It was the first time he and I had a draw.

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Waking up in a cold sweat, I walked the empty barracks hallway to the latrine. I was feeling run down and sore all over. 2 weeks had passed since my incursion back home. I left knowing that I could hold my own and that I could go home again. I kept to myself and didnt see Mocha at all. My heart was belonging to Caramel and I didnt want to fuck that up. Mocha understood and just let me be. And once again proving she was a friend. I needed that. My mind was a mess. I started to feel homesick, yearning for Caramels touch. Its too late to call I thought. I know I would speak to her in a couple hours. I couldnt wait. I kicked open the stall door and thought about what my day was gonna be like. It was a good feeling. I closed my eyes and started to piss when it hit me. Tears welled in the corners of my eyes. I mustered every ounce of strength in me not to scream.




I had a fucking flamethrower where my dick should be.

TBC....
 

Oldschoolgamer

The physical form of blasphemy
super metroid

Super Metroid is basically perfect.

Yep. It's one of the few that I consider perfect, or as close to perfection as one can get.

I'll admit I'm one of the ones who thought it was weird a homeless woman looked that good (nice clothes and full hair and makeup? what, does the Marvel Universe have crackhead stylists?), but it wasn't a big deal for me. I was more concerned with how utterly meh the pilot was.

Yea, I'm not one to call shenanigans, but it didn't even look right. You can be sexy and go through hard times: that's really not the issue. Unless she has a ton of money that they didn't mention, glossed over, or that I missed, it was weird as hell that she had a manicure, amazing hair, expensive clothes, and well done makeup. She didn't look the part, at all. It wasn't a big deal though.

The show isn't anything special...
 
dropped my avenger off at the dealers yesterday...heard some knocking in the rear. Dude says it's 2500.00 to fix. Asked him what exactly was broken. Hey says its the rear wheel assembly hub.

Price the part online 300.00? WTF!!!!!

Call up my man Jorge. "Jorge give me ya cuz's number to fix my car"

Benito gonna hook me up for 550.00

Vive La Mexico!!!!
 

Slayven

Member
dropped my avenger off at the dealers yesterday...heard some knocking in the rear. Dude says it's 2500.00 to fix. Asked him what exactly was broken. Hey says its the rear wheel assembly hub.

Price the part online 300.00? WTF!!!!!

Call up my man Jorge. "Jorge give me ya cuz's number to fix my car"

Benito gonna hook me up for 550.00

Vive La Mexico!!!!

Long live the shade tree mechanic.
 

Jackben

bitch I'm taking calls.
Its been two years

I'm still stuck on my ex

da fuq
Two years, but how many relationships?

Experiences > time when it comes to those things, imo. It also helps if you view them realistically. Remembering old times makes your mind idealize the good stuff and gloss over the bad.
 

lordmrw

Member
How many of you cats ever went back and just played some old shit and it was really as good as you remember. I mean not some nostalgia shit, I mean really damn good and still holds up today. Now of course graphics aint as great but gameplay and atmosphere. Just overall good shit.

Went back and started playing The Guardian Legend again. My god why didnt it get a sequel. i know it got a spiritual successor(Sigma Star Saga) but damn so good. Also started playing Ring of Red again.

Any of you play anything where it wasnt just nostalgia it was actually good?

I don't normally plug my site but for the last three years I've been doing just that. I review old games from the 8-bit up to the PS2 era on my website www.retrogameage.com
 

DY_nasty

NeoGAF's official "was this shooting justified" consultant
Two years, but how many relationships?

Experiences > time when it comes to those things, imo. It also helps if you view them realistically. Remembering old times makes your mind idealize the good stuff and gloss over the bad.

okay, point taken

I still go 'date' and whatnot, and its not like I'm judgmental or refuse to give people chances (I give people too many tbh) but that bar was set high as hell.

I'm not going to go back to being tied up to lost and confused whodafucks just for the fuck of it though.
 

Jackben

bitch I'm taking calls.
No disrespect, just saying. I've been there. I was caught up on my ex for a very long time in the worst way. She was probably a worse person than yours though. I won't go into the whole story but I eventually found out she was tricking etc. and my life was crazy for a while.

But you don't have to settle for anything. Though I bet your ex isn't perfect either. There's bound to be someone better out there. I used to feel the same way and get frustrated with meeting and wasting my time with crazies and weirdos but you never know when you are going to meet the right person.

It sounds cliche but to me it really never felt like something I could predict.
 

BHZ Mayor

Member
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DY_nasty

NeoGAF's official "was this shooting justified" consultant
No disrespect, just saying. I've been there. I was caught up on my ex for a very long time in the worst way. She was probably a worse person than yours though. I won't go into the whole story but I eventually found out she was tricking etc. and my life was crazy for a while.

But you don't have to settle for anything. Though I bet your ex isn't perfect either. There's bound to be someone better out there. I used to feel the same way and get frustrated with meeting and wasting my time with crazies and weirdos but you never know when you are going to meet the right person.

It sounds cliche but to me it really never felt like something I could predict.

It wouldn't be so jarring if it didn't feel like meteors fell in order to end it. A wildfire, my career got derailed before it even started, people told me that my dad died when he didn't, got hurt, - It'd be different if I did some dumb shit or she did some dumb shit but that never even got to happen. So many life changing things went down at the same time that I didn't even get to be on the same page mentally day to day. It wasn't even anyone's fault. Things just got crazy.

Its true. lol
 

Onemic

Member
People really think the last announcement will be HL3? lol.

And Beef, you aint foolin no one with that Half Life 3(closed beta) title you put up as your non steam game.
 

FyreWulff

Member
They should have just licensed the Wii U pad at that point

Not feeling the button placement. It's like, physically impossible for anyone outside of the Big 3 to make a controller with nonshite buttons.
 

Onemic

Member
It's so fundamentally different from regular controllers Im holding all opinions until there are some solid impressions on the thing.
 
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