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[The Faceless Master]

Why do people always compare me to stuff. People at work are calling me Gamboa now (Yuriorkis Gamboa). At my last job, the kids/client kept asking me if I follow MMA cause they think I look like Alistair Overeem. And I got old ass women calling me Drake at company picnics. Why does your old hag ass know who Drake is?

why indeed...

"Where are you from?"
*states country/nationality/country of birth*
"Yeah but where are you ORIGINALLY from?"

Anyone got this before?

i get that all the time, and i say i'm from Brooklyn, then sometimes they dig and then i mention where i was born...

but man, my li'l sister. i remember her telling me about how people don't believe her when she says she's from Brooklyn!

 

[Slayven]

I fully expect that meme to be a thread in 2-6 hours

I would make it, but used up my daily amount of threads.

I got a question.

What are these dweebs supposed to be cosplaying anyways? Bleach or something?

I was thinking Adventure Time. I know some nerdy shit, but this has me baffled.

 

[Gorillaz]

Did we talk about this meme yet?

liked this one alot too lol

 

[Parallax]

Why do people always compare me to stuff. People at work are calling me Gamboa now (Yuriorkis Gamboa). At my last job, the kids/client kept asking me if I follow MMA cause they think I look like Alistair Overeem. And I got old ass women calling me Drake at company picnics. Why does your old hag ass know who Drake is?

Her kids probably watch degrassi and saw his wheelchair jimmy ass.

 

[Slayven]

Satch must have Quantum Leaped into this lady.

"Ain't nobody got time for your guns. BYE nigga."

 

[Kreed]

I would make it, but used up my daily amount of threads.


I was thinking Adventure Time. I know some nerdy shit, but this has me baffled.

Reverse google image search says it's a web comic called Homestruck.

 

[Slayven]

Reverse google image search says it's a web comic called Homestruck.

Just went to the site........yeah....... why?

 

[harSon]

Damn, how many types of roids are you on?

I wish I was that big. I'd love to create this face when walking into the bedroom with my shirt off:

 

[Onemic]

I wish I was that big. I'd love to create this face when walking into the bedroom with my shirt off:

Take dem roids and you'll be all good.

 

[Slayven]

What is the world coming to when old ladies pulling dude's cards right in the street?

 

[soul creator]

is the rest of the Goodie Mob album as funny as this song, Amy? Holy shit

edit: live version

 

[DominoKid]

I wish I was that big. I'd love to create this face when walking into the bedroom with my shirt off:

the still doesn't do that reaction justice

roid up harson.

 

[Slayven]

the still doesn't do that reaction justice

roid up harson.

I think that woman just ovulated.

 

[cdyhybrid]

the still doesn't do that reaction justice

roid up harson.

Damn, man. Don't think I've ever made a mouth drop like that, and if I have it wasn't a good thing :lol

 

[Devolution]

And she's mostly seeing him from the back. Dat ass.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Its not natural for a human to be that big.

 

[DY_nasty]

Did you lose a bet with Hitokage?

 

[Devolution]

Its not natural for a human to be that big.

Some guys can get that big but that cut too? Nah.

 

[Gorillaz]

Its not natural for a human to be that big.

Spoiler

what show is this avatar even from?

 

[cdyhybrid]

Some guys can get that big but that cut too? Nah.

Better Living Through Chemistry

 

[Boss Riovane]

I wish I was that big. I'd love to create this face when walking into the bedroom with my shirt off:

I'm noy gonna lie I aspir to be that big. One of my resootiobd

 

[harSon]

the still doesn't do that reaction justice

roid up harson.

Even if I got that big, I wouldn't be as towering. I'm only a hair over 6'2"

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Did we talk about this meme yet?

http://imgur.com/gallery/GsWZL
http://www.buzzfeed.com/hnigatu/bla...alflow&utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=buzzfeed

It's so good.

"This nigga..." face in image form

 

[J10]

the still doesn't do that reaction justice

roid up harson.

Shorty in the background is like OMG I'M PREGNANT!

 

[cdyhybrid]

Even if I got that big, I wouldn't be as towering. I'm only a hair over 6'2"

You'd still tower over Arianny (and most girls).

 

[harSon]

If I was that big, I wouldn't have a shirt to my name. I'd just walk around shirtless the whole damned day. Work too.

 

[Onemic]

Even if I got that big, I wouldn't be as towering. I'm only a hair over 6'2"

Fuck you tall niggas

 

[Village]

Fuck you tall niggas

6'5/6 in the house.

Hahaha.

 

[Devolution]

If I was that big, I wouldn't have a shirt to my name. I'd just walk around shirtless the whole damned day. Work too.

This should be a thing. If you're a well toned person only a bra or shirtless. Yes pls.

His face doe, unfortunate.

 

[DY_nasty]

Why can't I ever get a call from an ex that I WANT to hook up with again?

 

[Master Milk]

it's what happens when you don't skip leg day

what if there was a female bodybuilder anime

there's a female wrestling one airing now

girl had a weight training montage halfway through

also, if you're well toned, fuck the bra. if guys can go shirtless, girls can too

 

[Devolution]

Why can't I ever get a call from an ex that I WANT to hook up with again?

Chances are the ones you like/liked got themselves new dick that made them forget about you.

/real talk
/sorry breh

 

[DY_nasty]

Chances are the ones you like/liked got themselves new dick that made them forget about you.

/real talk
/sorry breh

There's only one though

And I didn't have sex with her because I was Draking

 

[J10]

What is Draking? Is that like when you're nice to women?

 

[ViewtifulJC]

So many Ls, so little time

My brother has a job interview tomorrow, he asked me which Radiohead album was the best in case they ask. I told him In Rainbows, fuck it.

 

[DY_nasty]

What is Draking? Is that like when you're nice to women?

In this instance, I Draked by doing a couple of things.

Mainly, I didn't really push to have sex with her because I "was trying to start a relationship that wasn't based on sex for once" and when she threw it at me (and this is sort of her fault) she was trying waaaaaay too hard to the point where it was almost offensive. Like, "I've seen a couple of BET specials and I heard black guys love this sort of thing" type shit.

I should've just beat it in because its a harsh reality that some women date black guys to have sex with black guys.

Mistakes were made.

 

[Devolution]

What is Draking? Is that like when you're nice to women?

 

[Village]

In this instance, I Draked by doing a couple of things.

Mainly, I didn't really push to have sex with her because I "was trying to start a relationship that wasn't based on sex for once" and when she threw it at me (and this is sort of her fault) she was trying waaaaaay too hard to the point where it was almost offensive. Like, "I've seen a couple of BET specials and I heard black guys love this sort of thing" type shit.

I should've just beat it in because its a harsh reality that some women date black guys to have sex with black guys.

Mistakes were made.

Why do you regret this? I dunno, if that is what you were trying to do at the time, why even feel bad. Looking for sometype of meaning in a relationship is a noble endevour and clearly you both wanted different things. Maybe you can find a girl who will smagg you regardless of skin color.

That isn't draking. Draking is when you go to club arguing with the other X about how much she loved you more when she is with someone else.

 

[DY_nasty]

Edit: Naw, man. Sex is healthy.

 

[BHZ Mayor]

 

[The Faceless Master]

Fuck you tall niggas

6'1" is so awesome. It's tall but still comfortable.

 

[Parallax]

So many Ls, so little time

My brother has a job interview tomorrow, he asked me which Radiohead album was the best in case they ask. I told him In Rainbows, fuck it.

....you should have said kid a or ok computer.

 

[Discotheque]

So many Ls, so little time

My brother has a job interview tomorrow, he asked me which Radiohead album was the best in case they ask. I told him In Rainbows, fuck it.

That was their last good album ever most likely. And their third (or maybe second) best. Weird question for interview, record store?

 

[ViewtifulJC]

I think it was just a white people joke. I assume all white people argue about best Radiohead albums on a weekly basis, so you best come prepared. Not too many white people jokes these days..."haha, good credit amirite"

Kings of Limbs was so ASSSSS

 

[Oldschoolgamer]

Yea. In Rainbows was the last great one. I don't mind King of Limbs, but it isn't as good.

 

[Onemic]

I think it was just a white people joke. I assume all white people argue about best Radiohead albums on a weekly basis, so you best come prepared. Not too many white people jokes these days..."haha, good credit amirite"

Kings of Limbs was so ASSSSS

Album was legit. Wasn't good compared to Radioheads lofty standards

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

I occasionally consider In Rainbows the best Radiohead album. Love the whole vibe/atmosphere of the album.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

In Rainbows is actually my favorite. Its definitely their most accessible work, and its got a real cohesive sound from beginning to end that I didn't find in Kid A/OK Computer. I really value that cohesive album sound; that's probably the main reason I have ATLiens over Aquemini.

edit: Moris I see you on that wack-ass 2K

 

[The Faceless Master]

Edit: Naw, man. Sex is healthy.

 

[DominoKid]

I tried Radiohead many times. Shit aint for me. I kinda like Thom Yorke's solo though.