man I really cant stand drunk wannabe tough guys, (little backround) my apartment building has a small parking area and sometimes people park in other people's parking spots, this isnt really an issue and folks always move their cars when space clears up again.
So I parked in this lame's spot yesterday cos my neighbour had a guest parked in mine, dude comes to my door around 9 drunk n shit and fist knocks on my door.I open the door and dude is like "fuck you move your car". wait what?okay sir anything you want I slam the door in his face and go back to watch tv let him chill there for 10 minutes. fist knock again even louder, Iopen up and dude starts with the threats and goes on this long tirade, I'm like dude I dont have a problem moving the car all you have to do is ask nicely, this really pissed him off and I slammed the door on him once again just to troll him. Bangs on the door again I open up dude cusses my lady before he could finish I slapped him across the side of his face and and I quicky got behind had him hemmed up in a rear choke with just enough pressure to let him know he wasnt goin anywhere...............
brb I'll finish this in a min