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The Black Culture Thread |OT4| Learn to love the BBC
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Only read the plot but I would have ended PR like this.
All robos are down except for the US one, who is hurting bad with only one arm. The monsters are circling it, when the biggest one kicks the mech in such a why it's damaged arm falls into a crack full of molten lava. The pilot refusing to give up turns on the mechs' loud speakers tells the monsters to get ready, cause he was holding back before.
Just then the earth shakes and storm clouds start swirling and crazy ass lighting starts showering the mech. Fusing close all battle damage and restoring function and super charging the batteries. Making the two pilots one in mind and soul.
The mech gets up and finds it damage arm replaced with a spear like thingy made from molten lava rock. With it's other arm shrouded in lightening it si now, Gypsy Dagger Heaven and Hell Mode.
General Token( the black dude) is yelling at Charley, wanting to know what the hell is happening. In walks Hellboy chomping a cigar. He tells them they don't know shit. That the Earth is a live, and the rift is a festering open wound. It was hurting and pissed off, and it heard the generic hollywood white dude's cry and answered it by granting him the power to defend the earth.
Explaining shit time over, generic white dude tells General Mufusa to call the support people back, cause he is about to get wild.
Dubstep version of "Paint it black" starts playing.
Then the now reborn mech starts fucking up the jubroni monsters using a combo of Mauy thai and Capoeira. Until it is just the mech and the head monster. The mech does the Bruce Lee "come get your ass whooped" hand thingy. The monster gets up on the mech and starts hitting it with some sweet science type combos. The monster really has the mech on the ropes, but the pilots pull off a "wolfman has nards " type move.
Then they tackle the monster into the ocean and let it fall back to the rift. Using jump jump jets it flys out of the ocean only to dive back in and rider kick the moster into the rift. creating some bullshit feed back loop that blows up the rift and the monster.
All robos are down except for the US one, who is hurting bad with only one arm. The monsters are circling it, when the biggest one kicks the mech in such a why it's damaged arm falls into a crack full of molten lava. The pilot refusing to give up turns on the mechs' loud speakers tells the monsters to get ready, cause he was holding back before.
Just then the earth shakes and storm clouds start swirling and crazy ass lighting starts showering the mech. Fusing close all battle damage and restoring function and super charging the batteries. Making the two pilots one in mind and soul.
The mech gets up and finds it damage arm replaced with a spear like thingy made from molten lava rock. With it's other arm shrouded in lightening it si now, Gypsy Dagger Heaven and Hell Mode.
General Token( the black dude) is yelling at Charley, wanting to know what the hell is happening. In walks Hellboy chomping a cigar. He tells them they don't know shit. That the Earth is a live, and the rift is a festering open wound. It was hurting and pissed off, and it heard the generic hollywood white dude's cry and answered it by granting him the power to defend the earth.
Explaining shit time over, generic white dude tells General Mufusa to call the support people back, cause he is about to get wild.
Dubstep version of "Paint it black" starts playing.
Then the now reborn mech starts fucking up the jubroni monsters using a combo of Mauy thai and Capoeira. Until it is just the mech and the head monster. The mech does the Bruce Lee "come get your ass whooped" hand thingy. The monster gets up on the mech and starts hitting it with some sweet science type combos. The monster really has the mech on the ropes, but the pilots pull off a "wolfman has nards " type move.
Then they tackle the monster into the ocean and let it fall back to the rift. Using jump jump jets it flys out of the ocean only to dive back in and rider kick the moster into the rift. creating some bullshit feed back loop that blows up the rift and the monster.
Oldschoolgamer
The physical form of blasphemy
You went super toku in there. Although seeing gypsy or striker rider kicking a kaiju would have gotten my black ass to stand up in theatre
If you are going to homage something, balls out or don't do it.
Sorry to hear that. Way too young.
I don't think toku series were thought about on the homage scale.
MorisUkunRasik
Member
17 years old, that's so young. Sorry to hear that Harson.
I almost cut you a check till I reached this point....
But "wolfman has nards" does need to live again.
Heads would have exploded if Hellboy had walked in. Hollywood doesn't have the balls for that kind of thing anymore. They have all the wrong kinds of balls.
GhettoGamer
Member
Soooo me and the fellas are downtown at a local bar and this drunk mexican comes up to us and asked "are you guys in a gang? Do you want some sandwhiches?" We sat there caught off guard, we couldnt even react.
Face it Tiger..
Banned
theignoramus
Member
Speaking of thirsty.....BCT why yall didn't tell me about these south Korean girls doe?
preferably the ones over 18
goddamn.
ViewtifulJC
Banned
Evo was the hypest shit in the world ya'll
one of these days, I gotta make it out there and compete/see it live
one of these days, I gotta make it out there and compete/see it live
Jackben
bitch I'm taking calls.
Beautiful. Slay, you need to use your powers to create more rather than destroy. Doom need to turn over a new leaf.
Wanda/Wander
Member
damn.
The Faceless Master
Member
EVO
DAMN!
DAMN!
Professor Beef
Banned
If you've never been to EVO, then make it happen. Even if it's only to spectate. Streaming it is one thing, but being with that crowd? Can't compare it.
Professor Beef
Banned
No matter what, add at least $200 to your estimate just to be safe. It IS Vegas after all!
Of course brah. Do that regardless. lol
Going to gather some friends to go with if I can. Most of my friends don't playing fighting games, but I'm sure I can convince them to go to Vegas.
soundscream
Member
running through GoT, just watched S3E9...
daaaaaaaaaaaamn i see why folks flipped over that.
Yea that shits all kinds of fucked up :'(
running through GoT, just watched S3E9...
daaaaaaaaaaaamn i see why folks flipped over that.
The worst part is that you kinda have a feeling something's coming, given the situation, but damn that was really unexpected
Hollywood needs me and I work cheap.
I do both well.
See any stereotypes?
Lv99 Slacker
Member
Sorry. Link to post?
It never gets old for some reason.
Goddamn it doesn't. you think he had opened the Ark the way some of the meltdowns go.
Why was double jump banned? I dont see anything that warrant one in his post history.
link dat
link dat
I'm assuming a spoiler (now deleted) going by one of DY's earlier posts.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=623416
It's the thinly-veiled racism disguised as grammar complaints combined with the jealousy that someone pulled off the mythical acts of getting laid and not having a micropenis.
Jackben
bitch I'm taking calls.
The ultimate bane of GAF.
And here's another fun thread filled with people being "unjustly attacked" for their "honest opinions and suggestions":
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=623366
It's like people never learned to use context clues in school.
Damn our education system.
I mean i can translate fighting game speak, and that is truly another language.
MorisUkunRasik
Member
I have no exposure to London slang and FM's tales are always pretty easy to understand. The complaints are fun to read though.
FM, you still in 'country-ass' Japan?
FM, you still in 'country-ass' Japan?
Jackben
bitch I'm taking calls.
FM threads still have just the right amount of lure to land entertaining bass. They're also multi-layered: you got the story itself to think about and possible ramifications, then you have the thinly-failed mad reactions from "dat grammar" GAF and virgin GAF.
You'll never leave disappointed.
You'll never leave disappointed.
It is like a good dish, multiply flavors and complex tastes.
I'm sorry man, that's rough. Losing a loved one is hard enough, but not having closure for that long? I can't imagine. 15 too
I had talked to my cousin's wife's brother at a family BBQ earlier this year too. I pulled him aside when I saw the type of people he rolled up with, and told him straight up that gang life ends one of two ways, 6 feet under or locked in a cage. I hate that I was right. And thanks for the kind words ya'll, it's much appreciated.
Seeing these kids head down troubled paths because of the incompetencies of their parents, governments and environments is so damned infuriating.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
goddamn.
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