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The Black Culture Thread |OT4| Learn to love the BBC

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BlackJace

Member
Psh, I just came home after walking from the corner CVS. I was carrying toothpaste and some WD-40. Guess the drugs I could make are some next level shit.
 
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Slayven

Member
MorisUkunRasik said:
Seeing ongoing comments and reactions to The King beating, the LA riots and LAPD's general corruption...that'd been amazing to read.
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Considering that was pre San Andreas. Shit would have been extra raw.
BlackJace said:
Psh, I just came home after walking from the corner CVS. I was carrying toothpaste and some WD-40. Guess the drugs I could make are some next level shit.
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I always wonder what cashiers be thinking when I buy odd combos of stuff.
 
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Nakazato

Member
"Come on bae plz"

Slay will send that to Devo and satch on a daily




and that FM thread.... Sry bro hope your good tho. But I realize i must go to japan.
 
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Nakazato

Member
I need to become a porn producer... FM would be the biggest porn star since Ron Jeremy. We can be Rich FM stinkin Fility Rich. HarSon could Direct.
 
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TheKaeptain

Banned
Slayven said:
I always wonder what cashiers be thinking when I buy odd combos of stuff.
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For some reason you just reminded me of something that happened:

Back in Prime whoring days I use to always go to this Wal-Mart and buy a big box of magnums, whiskey, and gum. Every time I went there was this one cashier there I knew. So I went to her lane. She would just laugh and shake her head. About a year or so of this I was in a club and I see the cashier and her twin sister (not identical). After a few drinks her sister starts asking why I buy so many condoms. I just stare the cashier down and tell her sister "What do you think I do with them?" The sister gets up and gesture with a head nod. So I leave.

A few days later I go back to Wal-Mart buy the usual. The cashier tells me to wait outside because she wanted to talk. I chill outside. She walks up and just punches me. Starts going insane on me. She starts asking who the condoms are for. So I tell her it's for her sister. Which sets her the fuck off. I swear her blonde hair went Super Saiyan. You know I didn't want to hit a chick so I book it to my truck.

I'm at her sisters and the cops show up. The Sister answers the door and the cops say they got a call saying someone was fighting and screaming in the apartment. We are both like dude we just got back from dinner. Cops leaves. A few minutes later we start fooling around and them CRASH! I look out and the cashier's car is rammed into her sister's car. The sister looks at me and says call the cops. I look out of the window and the cashier has a fucking hatchet. I called the Cops. They show up quick because they just left.

I never called the sister again after I left in the morning.
 
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cdyhybrid

Member
TheKaeptain said:
For some reason you just reminded me of something that happened:

Back in Prime whoring days I use to always go to this Wal-Mart and buy a big box of magnums, whiskey, and gum. Every time I went there was this one cashier there I knew. So I went to her lane. She would just laugh and shake her head. About a year or so of this I was in a club and I see the cashier and her twin sister (not identical). After a few drinks her sister starts asking why I buy so many condoms. I just stare the cashier down and tell her sister "What do you think I do with them?" The sister gets up and gesture with a head nod. So I leave.

A few days later I go back to Wal-Mart buy the usual. The cashier tells me to wait outside because she wanted to talk. I chill outside. She walks up and just punches me. Starts going insane on me. She starts asking who the condoms are for. So I tell her it's for her sister. Which sets her the fuck off. I swear her blonde hair went Super Saiyan. You know I didn't want to hit a chick so I book it to my truck.

I'm at her sisters and the cops show up. The Sister answers the door and the cops say they got a call saying someone was fighting and screaming in the apartment. We are both like dude we just got back from dinner. Cops leaves. A few minutes later we start fooling around and them CRASH! I look out and the cashier's car is rammed into her sister's car. The sister looks at me and says call the cops. I look out of the window and the cashier has a fucking hatchet. I called the Cops. They show up quick because they just left.

I never called the sister again after I left in the morning.
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Hahaha damn. Is this in Cali?
 
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Zeus Molecules

illegal immigrants are stealing our air
TheKaeptain said:
For some reason you just reminded me of something that happened:

Back in Prime whoring days I use to always go to this Wal-Mart and buy a big box of magnums, whiskey, and gum. Every time I went there was this one cashier there I knew. So I went to her lane. She would just laugh and shake her head. About a year or so of this I was in a club and I see the cashier and her twin sister (not identical). After a few drinks her sister starts asking why I buy so many condoms. I just stare the cashier down and tell her sister "What do you think I do with them?" The sister gets up and gesture with a head nod. So I leave.

A few days later I go back to Wal-Mart buy the usual. The cashier tells me to wait outside because she wanted to talk. I chill outside. She walks up and just punches me. Starts going insane on me. She starts asking who the condoms are for. So I tell her it's for her sister. Which sets her the fuck off. I swear her blonde hair went Super Saiyan. You know I didn't want to hit a chick so I book it to my truck.

I'm at her sisters and the cops show up. The Sister answers the door and the cops say they got a call saying someone was fighting and screaming in the apartment. We are both like dude we just got back from dinner. Cops leaves. A few minutes later we start fooling around and them CRASH! I look out and the cashier's car is rammed into her sister's car. The sister looks at me and says call the cops. I look out of the window and the cashier has a fucking hatchet. I called the Cops. They show up quick because they just left.

I never called the sister again after I left in the morning.
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Lol man damn....part if me thinks the cashier was jealous.
 
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Slayven

Member
TheKaeptain said:
For some reason you just reminded me of something that happened:

Back in Prime whoring days I use to always go to this Wal-Mart and buy a big box of magnums, whiskey, and gum. Every time I went there was this one cashier there I knew. So I went to her lane. She would just laugh and shake her head. About a year or so of this I was in a club and I see the cashier and her twin sister (not identical). After a few drinks her sister starts asking why I buy so many condoms. I just stare the cashier down and tell her sister "What do you think I do with them?" The sister gets up and gesture with a head nod. So I leave.

A few days later I go back to Wal-Mart buy the usual. The cashier tells me to wait outside because she wanted to talk. I chill outside. She walks up and just punches me. Starts going insane on me. She starts asking who the condoms are for. So I tell her it's for her sister. Which sets her the fuck off. I swear her blonde hair went Super Saiyan. You know I didn't want to hit a chick so I book it to my truck.

I'm at her sisters and the cops show up. The Sister answers the door and the cops say they got a call saying someone was fighting and screaming in the apartment. We are both like dude we just got back from dinner. Cops leaves. A few minutes later we start fooling around and them CRASH! I look out and the cashier's car is rammed into her sister's car. The sister looks at me and says call the cops. I look out of the window and the cashier has a fucking hatchet. I called the Cops. They show up quick because they just left.

I never called the sister again after I left in the morning.
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So you were hitting both? Or she just crazy.
 
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Oldschoolgamer

The physical form of blasphemy
TheKaeptain said:
For some reason you just reminded me of something that happened:

Back in Prime whoring days I use to always go to this Wal-Mart and buy a big box of magnums, whiskey, and gum. Every time I went there was this one cashier there I knew. So I went to her lane. She would just laugh and shake her head. About a year or so of this I was in a club and I see the cashier and her twin sister (not identical). After a few drinks her sister starts asking why I buy so many condoms. I just stare the cashier down and tell her sister "What do you think I do with them?" The sister gets up and gesture with a head nod. So I leave.

A few days later I go back to Wal-Mart buy the usual. The cashier tells me to wait outside because she wanted to talk. I chill outside. She walks up and just punches me. Starts going insane on me. She starts asking who the condoms are for. So I tell her it's for her sister. Which sets her the fuck off. I swear her blonde hair went Super Saiyan. You know I didn't want to hit a chick so I book it to my truck.

I'm at her sisters and the cops show up. The Sister answers the door and the cops say they got a call saying someone was fighting and screaming in the apartment. We are both like dude we just got back from dinner. Cops leaves. A few minutes later we start fooling around and them CRASH! I look out and the cashier's car is rammed into her sister's car. The sister looks at me and says call the cops. I look out of the window and the cashier has a fucking hatchet. I called the Cops. They show up quick because they just left.

I never called the sister again after I left in the morning.
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I call rights for the horror movie.
 
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DrFunk

not licensed in your state
TheKaeptain said:
For some reason you just reminded me of something that happened:

Back in Prime whoring days I use to always go to this Wal-Mart and buy a big box of magnums, whiskey, and gum. Every time I went there was this one cashier there I knew. So I went to her lane. She would just laugh and shake her head. About a year or so of this I was in a club and I see the cashier and her twin sister (not identical). After a few drinks her sister starts asking why I buy so many condoms. I just stare the cashier down and tell her sister "What do you think I do with them?" The sister gets up and gesture with a head nod. So I leave.

A few days later I go back to Wal-Mart buy the usual. The cashier tells me to wait outside because she wanted to talk. I chill outside. She walks up and just punches me. Starts going insane on me. She starts asking who the condoms are for. So I tell her it's for her sister. Which sets her the fuck off. I swear her blonde hair went Super Saiyan. You know I didn't want to hit a chick so I book it to my truck.

I'm at her sisters and the cops show up. The Sister answers the door and the cops say they got a call saying someone was fighting and screaming in the apartment. We are both like dude we just got back from dinner. Cops leaves. A few minutes later we start fooling around and them CRASH! I look out and the cashier's car is rammed into her sister's car. The sister looks at me and says call the cops. I look out of the window and the cashier has a fucking hatchet. I called the Cops. They show up quick because they just left.

I never called the sister again after I left in the morning.
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that's a crazy one
 
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GhettoGamer

Member
TheKaeptain said:
For some reason you just reminded me of something that happened:

Back in Prime whoring days I use to always go to this Wal-Mart and buy a big box of magnums, whiskey, and gum. Every time I went there was this one cashier there I knew. So I went to her lane. She would just laugh and shake her head. About a year or so of this I was in a club and I see the cashier and her twin sister (not identical). After a few drinks her sister starts asking why I buy so many condoms. I just stare the cashier down and tell her sister "What do you think I do with them?" The sister gets up and gesture with a head nod. So I leave.

A few days later I go back to Wal-Mart buy the usual. The cashier tells me to wait outside because she wanted to talk. I chill outside. She walks up and just punches me. Starts going insane on me. She starts asking who the condoms are for. So I tell her it's for her sister. Which sets her the fuck off. I swear her blonde hair went Super Saiyan. You know I didn't want to hit a chick so I book it to my truck.

I'm at her sisters and the cops show up. The Sister answers the door and the cops say they got a call saying someone was fighting and screaming in the apartment. We are both like dude we just got back from dinner. Cops leaves. A few minutes later we start fooling around and them CRASH! I look out and the cashier's car is rammed into her sister's car. The sister looks at me and says call the cops. I look out of the window and the cashier has a fucking hatchet. I called the Cops. They show up quick because they just left.

I never called the sister again after I left in the morning.
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The cashier wanted the D brah, she was jelly you was dicking her sis
 
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TheKaeptain

Banned
ViewtifulJC said:
The Forever Single Life of TheKaeptain
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I've accepted that I could never really be in a relationship again. If it happens the chick going to have to knock me on my ass or some shit like that. Like Marvin Gaye's music has to start playing in the background when I see her. When she isn't around Sam Cooke's You're Always On My Mind starts playing in my head.
 
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Gorillaz

Member
Slay and Devo....now their name calling and shit...


you guys had so much potential and now it's just falling apart months ago you guys where leading for
simp
couple of the year
 
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CrazyDogg77

Member
Alligatorjandro said:
From the Zimmerman thread

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=70612366&postcount=4550
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I can't even be mad. And damn RGIII got caught slipping.

On a more serious note condolences to harson and The Kaeptain.
 
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Alligatorjandro

Banned
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MorisUkunRasik

Member
Slayven said:
The news is mad there aren't rioting.
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News interviewed a black man with the meanest PokerFace.

Reporter was talking to police in what looked like southcentral LA with people protesting behind them. Some dude in the background looking frozen and pissed as fuck. They turned to talk to him, and he's calm as hell, speaks his piece clearly and super effectively while having rubberbands tying random parts of his fro.

I could almost hear the producers upset that he didn't at least say 'Kill Whitey.'
 
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Imm0rt4l

Member
I'm tired of people saying they're tired of race/people pulling 'the race card. I'm also tired of white people who say stuff like 'whites get blamed for everything'. Something you have to give black folks props for is their self deprecating sensibilities/humor. We don't like being thought of as a monolithic group, but we aren't going to front like our shit smells like roses. Black people are often our biggest critics and I wish other people could take that line of thinking, people like David Simon. Speaking of...bct should do a watch of the wire. I'm due for a rewatch.
 
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