Professor Beef
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It's why I'm glad some FGC tournaments are now enforcing an "anti-stank" rule. They kick you out of the venue if you smell like ass, and won't let you back in until you clean yourself.
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The Black Culture Thread |OT5| A Nation of Drakes Can't Hold Us Back
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Boss Riovane
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Kudos to them for doing that shit. Don't be that person to come out in public smelling like nature.
JustAnotherMike
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All this smell talk reminded of that Richard Pryor bit about when he went to Africa. I wish I could link it, but I'm at work.
You know those bio hazard tents you see in movies where a character has to get hosed down in a shameful way to get rid of whatever mess they were just part of? Whoever runs those could make a pretty penny on the convention circuit.
Put in the cost of the service into the ticket price and when people bitch you announce loudly why the prices are higher.
"Once you mofos get and stay clean we can reduce prices again. Until then we're sending you out back to Jim when you are identified as a problem. He's real good about getting into those nooks and crannies that you somehow don't know about."
You know those bio hazard tents you see in movies where a character has to get hosed down in a shameful way to get rid of whatever mess they were just part of? Whoever runs those could make a pretty penny on the convention circuit.
Put in the cost of the service into the ticket price and when people bitch you announce loudly why the prices are higher.
"Once you mofos get and stay clean we can reduce prices again. Until then we're sending you out back to Jim when you are identified as a problem. He's real good about getting into those nooks and crannies that you somehow don't know about."
Damn shame it even had to come to this. Why won't dudes wash their asses, man?
It's like that thread here where dude didn't use soap for a year. For science or something (wat)
I was apalled
Pray there's never a GAF gaming convention. Based on some of the hygiene threads we get around here they'd have to shut the whole city down for contamination.
Professor Beef
Banned
Some people questioned why I didn't get sick all the times I went to EVO.
"That's because I woke up when I was supposed to and took a god damn shower."
Some people just don't know.
ViewtifulJC
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Devolution
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It's not just dudes.
Oh how I wish it was.
The girls bathrooms stink to high heaven too.
Oh how I wish it was.
The girls bathrooms stink to high heaven too.
Mrs. Manky
Banned
This mama spike meme got me rolling. Mostly because I can picture my mom saying all of those same quotes
And that picture really is ridiculous
Oh DEAR SWEET CHRIST I'M HAVING FLASHBACKS WITH THIS MEME
He also kinda reminds me of Parappa the Rapper with that getup.
Also, re: Constink - everybody complains about it. So why does it still exist? Somebody needs to snatch one of the odiferous out of the queue and ask him or her "Why the fuck didn't you wash this morning and use deodorant?" Just get an answer, please.
wouldnt that just be con bathrooms in general?
Devolution
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Well yes but the fact that the women's bathroom smelled of the worst BO I've ever come across (I've been in fucked up bathrooms before and it didn't smell like this), let's me know this isn't just a male problem.
Jackben
bitch I'm taking calls.
First thing I thought as well.
MorisUkunRasik
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Angelus Errare
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http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhaEbIa4Li6XBb76uX
This is why you don't pick on people.
This is why you don't pick on people.
High school kids are mean
and they never realize when the kid getting picked on has reached full meter
jesus
Devolution
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Don't fux with tomboys
Alligatorjandro
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lol all of her friends didnt do anything
MorisUkunRasik
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Cause she was practically begging for it.
Damn. If this were the UFC the fight would have stopped about 20% of the way into that beating :lol
If you're talking so much shit that you feel the need to high-step like Deion, then you better be damned sure to have your hands ready too. Young dude was trying to bail the whole time too "Fuck this fighting - I'm trying to call the weed man". Should've been the signal to pop smoke right there. Singing "no new friends" then watching all of her friends stand back and pull a stoppage later than Lavigne was ....fitting.
Angelus Errare
Banned
Girl got that work! I've never felt bad for a bully but damn for a second I was like She's down dog, she's down!
*DEAD
Devolution
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I could tell which one was going to step to her with the sound off.
As I said, was a pretty obvious, here comes Miss Thang talking shit to a girl who probably has to fight her bros at home, no threat what so ever to the boxer.
Those people are not her friends at all lol
Either that or they saw her getting that work in the puddle and were all
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Alligatorjandro
Banned
which one of yall were the girl talking shit in school?
Angelus Errare
Banned
Those people are not her friends at all lol
Either that or they saw her getting that work in the puddle and were allat the same time
Probably both; gassed her up a bit by helping make fun of the girl then they all started to fall back like
Friend 1: Quanisha about to get her ass BEAT!!
Friend 2: Mmmhmm, Bitch deserve it too making fun of that girl's shoes, I mean wtf is Quanisha even wearing anyway? Shits look knockoff besides bitch still owes me 3 dollars.
Devolution
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Some times friends fall back if they know someone can handle themselves. And handle it she did.
ViewtifulJC
Banned
just know I wouldn't take an ass beating for none of ya'll niggas
Oldschoolgamer
The physical form of blasphemy
Lmao.
Fuck with strangers brehs.
Fuck with strangers brehs.
Since we're back to weekly rachetness... Take a look at this right here: http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhE21Zv106in84a44U
Two things in this video. One is arguably the worst parent I've seen in my life. The other is how the other kid's focus, form, and poise is immaculate - old buddy switches stances from Sagat to a sizeup to Southpaw and right back like he was taught by a sage. Kid didn't know where the hands were coming from.
Two things in this video. One is arguably the worst parent I've seen in my life. The other is how the other kid's focus, form, and poise is immaculate - old buddy switches stances from Sagat to a sizeup to Southpaw and right back like he was taught by a sage. Kid didn't know where the hands were coming from.
Since we're back to weekly rachetness... Take a look at this right here: http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhE21Zv106in84a44U
Two things in this video. One is arguably the worst parent I've seen in my life. The other is how the other kid's focus, form, and poise is immaculate - old buddy switches stances from Sagat to a sizeup to Southpaw and right back like he was taught by a sage. Kid didn't know where the hands were coming from.
SMH...you're right though, those fighting stances have me dying.
Realtalk I would clean Jesscia Nigeria's costume with my tongue.
Old girl reached back to the next state. That cockback is killing folks in the street.
Nor would I eat a charge."It was them right there officer, you need their address? Social?"
Since we're back to weekly rachetness... Take a look at this right here: http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhE21Zv106in84a44U
Two things in this video. One is arguably the worst parent I've seen in my life. The other is how the other kid's focus, form, and poise is immaculate - old buddy switches stances from Sagat to a sizeup to Southpaw and right back like he was taught by a sage. Kid didn't know where the hands were coming from.
That dude with the mohawk recieve some grandmaster training. Look how focus he was. But that shit right there with the mom? that is how black dudes end up in jail.,
That girl put hate into that first punch. She was just letting walking along, focusing and waiting for the right moment to unleash the beast.
"Put your dukes up and fight him!"
Ma'am, this is not a fight. You put your kid up against Gen's (who else could have taught him such masterful stance switching?) prize student; this is a massacre. Let that boy go back in the house and watch some cartoons. Please.
Since we're back to weekly rachetness... Take a look at this right here: http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhE21Zv106in84a44U
Two things in this video. One is arguably the worst parent I've seen in my life. The other is how the other kid's focus, form, and poise is immaculate - old buddy switches stances from Sagat to a sizeup to Southpaw and right back like he was taught by a sage. Kid didn't know where the hands were coming from.
"Put your dukes up and fight him!"
Ma'am, this is not a fight. You put your kid up against Gen's (who else could have taught him such masterful stance switching?) prize student; this is a massacre. Let that boy go back in the house and watch some cartoons. Please.
EscoBlades
Ubisoft Marketing
MorisUkunRasik
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Since we're back to weekly rachetness... Take a look at this right here: http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhE21Zv106in84a44U
Two things in this video. One is arguably the worst parent I've seen in my life. The other is how the other kid's focus, form, and poise is immaculate - old buddy switches stances from Sagat to a sizeup to Southpaw and right back like he was taught by a sage. Kid didn't know where the hands were coming from.
In some Nike sandals with socks no less. That kid is too advanced for his age.
"AceOnTheRiver Dat nigga † #TheReal 1 • 21 hours ago
LMAOOOOOOO Look like a burnt up Sagat, got the stance and all "Tiiigeeerr""
OH Nooooooooooooo lolol
*calls Canadian 911*
TheKaeptain
Banned
I'd suplex you. No joke.
EscoBlades
Ubisoft Marketing
Two black faces in a lineup. Definitely too "urban"
I'm dying over here.
Bout halfway through the video I was like, "oh shit that slow, measured walk. the jackal switch has been flipped."
EscoBlades
Ubisoft Marketing
Next pic we took, i grabbed her waist.
ViewtifulJC
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Byakuya769
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Occolus Rift looks cool as fuck, but man there seems to be a church of occolus emerging.
Emerging? The been here since last year.
Byakuya769
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Haha, don't you see that it's bigger than years and time?
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