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[Jackben]

That Nintendo conflict minerals thread...damn if only Slayven & JC were alive to see the fanboy tears.

 

[Zeus Molecules]

The Simp is strong with this one.

 

[JohnDoe]

I'm a huge fan of Janelle Monáe, anyone else listen to her music?

Very talented lady, that's for sure. The only thing that bothers me is that she seems to lose herself too much in her influences on Electric Lady. I am not a huge fan of throwback records and that's what a huge part of Electric Lady was (in terms of the way it sounded).
I still enjoyed it a lot though.

 

[zero_suit]

I'm a huge fan of Janelle Monáe, anyone else listen to her music?

Love her. She's definitely one of the most talented "new" artists around.

 

[Bay Maximus]

Cheerio's basically out trolled BCT with that commercial

A calculated move, no doubt, but I appreciate and enjoyed the commercial.

Threads like this explain why we have so many threads like this and this

I'm certain there are diamonds in the rough but frankly GAF is one of the last places I'd turn to for dating advice. GAF has its strengths but dating advice frankly ain't one of 'em. Not by the majority of 'advice' I've seen anyway.

Also

Not sure when we start brainstorming on the new title but:

The Black Culture Thread |OT6| Thugs"R"Us

 

[Dereck]

I'm a huge fan of Janelle Monáe, anyone else listen to her music?

Her first studio album is 10/10

 

[BHZ Mayor]

These faces are priceless.

 

[The Faceless Master]

if i send that video link to my mom she will call me and ask about grandkids. i guarantee it.

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

It's 61 degrees today and gloomy...it might even rain tonight. Pray for me...as I go on a afternoon bike ride.

 

[Angelus Errare]

It's 61 degrees today and gloomy...it might even rain tonight. Pray for me...as I go on a afternoon bike ride.

You're going to get mugged.

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

You're going to get mugged.

One day probably, but I won't be dying of hypothermia if I do.

 

[Jackben]

I can't hate Morris despite his weather trolling as long as he has that avatar.

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

I might be flying to Missouri in a couple weeks and then driving back home through Colorado and Utah.

I'm purposefully avoiding driving through Texas, New Mexico and Arizona.

 

[TheKaeptain]

chick: Can I touch your fro?

Dude: You can touch my dick.

chick: ... *slips him her number*

 

[EscoBlades]

chick: Can I touch your fro?

Dude: You can touch my dick.

chick: ... *slips him her number*

Game.

 

[JustAnotherMike]

I might be flying to Missouri in a couple weeks and then driving back home through Colorado and Utah.

I'm purposefully avoiding driving through Texas, New Mexico and Arizona.

Trying to avoid those state troopers I see.

 

[magnificent83]

That Nintendo conflict minerals thread...damn if only Slayven & JC were alive to see the fanboy tears.

Thread?

 

[Angelus Errare]

One day probably, but I won't be dying of hypothermia if I do.

What is this hypothermia you speak of? I plan to wear shorts tomorrow, it's going to be 75.

 

[Devolution]

Someone posted the white girl yoga article.

Get out your popcorns.

 

[Jackben]

Thread?

m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=760475

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

What is this hypothermia you speak of? I plan to wear shorts tomorrow, it's going to be 75.

Yea, but it's Florida.

 

[Angelus Errare]

Yea, but it's Florida.

Ignoring the crazy we have amazing women.

 

[Oldschoolgamer]

chick: Can I touch your fro?

Dude: You can touch my dick.

chick: ... *slips him her number*

lol. nice.

 

[RedSwirl]

I don't know why but #PostThickyThick is trending and someone on my feed is retweeting pics.

Christ.

Edit: I'm sorry it's an account someone is retweeting. @PostThickyThick. Probably NSFW.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Yea, but it's Florida.

Cali isn't much better. Y'all got crazy old white people too. Plus gangs and earthquakes.

 

[Angelus Errare]

I don't know why but #PostThickyThick is trending and someone on my feed is retweeting pics.

Christ.

Edit: I'm sorry it's an account someone is retweeting. @PostThickyThick. Probably NSFW.

Eh some of those pics are just fat jammed into some tights tho.

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

Ignoring the crazy we have amazing women.

A point I will not contest.

Cali isn't much better. Y'all got crazy old white people too. Plus gangs and earthquakes.

Without getting into "California is better for these subjective reasons". Earthquakes are only a big deal to out of state people. Northridge was crazy but most earthquakes aren't even noticeable.

Your precious Tom Brady knows whats up.

 

[soundscream]

These faces are priceless.

LOL

 

[Devolution]

I need to get into this concern trolling business. Seems lucrative. Lots of hits.

 

[Gorillaz]

that allison brie avatar moris is using got him all cocky and shit

I would like to have 4 seasons a year, even if it means being all cold and shit

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

that allison brie avatar moris is using got him all cocky and shit

I would like to have 4 seasons a year, even if it means being all cold and shit

There are a few places in SoCal that get what you would call Winter. I could go chill at the beach and 90 minutes later be making a snowman. And once being cold as shit gets tired which happens after like 48 hours; I can drive back down the mountain and walk around outside in a t-shirt.

Winter on demand.

edit: I'm gonna have to plan something like that soon, maybe next weekend.

 

[Palabrah]

My dad told me that I need to get him some grankids. The fuck?

 

[Mrs. Manky]

so look

I'm the first guy who's trying to uphold societies standards of chivalrous behavior, but I've been battling an illness for the better part of the week, I'm one of the few men in a sea of women, yet I'm singled out to do manual labor regardless just because I'm a man.

i'm having an argument with a female about what word would be used to describe whats being done to me, and I'm getting pretty salty

what would you call it guys?

Patriarchy.

 

[Devolution]

Some threads just aren't threads without people taking Chris Rock's comedy as gospel.

 

[TheKaeptain]

Some threads just aren't threads without people taking Chris Rock's comedy as gospel.

Someone talking about the N-word?

 

[Devolution]

Someone talking about the N-word?

No they're branching out.

We're now to take his word seriously on friendships too.

 

[TheKaeptain]

No they're branching out.

We're now to take his word seriously on friendships too.

I haven't seen that clip.

 

[Discotheque]

It's never my fault it's always the guys fault

Lmao. That poor simp. Such an idiot

 

[Boss Riovane]

This motor scooter went Simp Master to Simp Lord. His name is now Darth Simpious. His simpachlorian count is through the roof. This fuckstick will not bring balance to the pimp. He needs to be shunted to another galaxy at warp factor 5.

 

[Palabrah]

No they're branching out.

We're now to take his word seriously on friendships too.

dick in a glass box?

 

[Spring-Loaded]

Nope, the "men get nice cars because women like nice cars," and "a man would fuck a woman in a cardboard box if he could."

And it's true; I'm living proof. The only reason I ever clean is when my girlfriend is over.

This motor scooter went Simp Master to Simp Lord. His name is now Darth Simpious. His simpachlorian count is through the roof. This fuckstick will not bring balance to the pimp. He needs to be shunted to another galaxy at warp factor 5.

That's Star Trek

 

[n00bsauce87]

This really didn't happen did it? C'mon son

 

[Urban Scholar]

Hey fam people tripping over biracial cherrios commercial? Again?

I think the family is cute

 

[n00bsauce87]

George Zimmerman Willing To Fight Black Person In Celeb Boxing Match

Anyone wants to sign up?

 

[Trey]

My dad told me that I need to get him some grankids. The fuck?

I just told my father to deal with it. Too young to be trying to extend the legacy.

 

[R10Neymarfan]

George Zimmerman Willing To Fight Black Person In Celeb Boxing Match

Anyone wants to sign up?

The fact that he's a Celebrity disgusts me

 

[Gorillaz]

I just told my father to deal with it. Too young to be trying to extend the legacy.

Yea I said the same a few times to family members haha

 

[cdyhybrid]

I'm just gonna laugh into the phone if my parents try and pull that. They can bug my sister about it.

 

[bishoptl]

George Zimmerman Willing To Fight Black Person In Celeb Boxing Match

Anyone wants to sign up?

I wish somebody would, I really do.

Back to the NFL, this shit had me giggling like nobody's business. I must have watched it 5 times in a row

 

[Boss Riovane]

That's Star Trek

Good wanted to see if you were paying attention.