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The Black Culture Thread |OT5| A Nation of Drakes Can't Hold Us Back

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Slayven

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Alligatorjandro said:
Back into the bucket crawls the King Crab.
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I caught a glimpse of heaven once. The Angels showed me. The idea was I'd simp for them. Buying things off of wishlists. Eventually redeem myself.

Tried it. Didn't like it. Told them where to stick it. So they brought me up to heaven, to see what I'd be missing. Redheads. Spicy Popeyes on tap. Frank Quietly hands shattered. All my hopes and dreams given form. Then I was cast down.

Back to a world of Sonic Fans. Wii U buyers. Loli Defenders. Fathers that refuse to claim their kids . A brand new stupid post every minute, spewed out as fast as posters can think them up. A world where buying a Vita is the best way to tell the crabs you are back.. The angels thought it would be hell for me.

They were wrong.
 
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Parallax

best seen in the classic "Shadow of the Beast"
Slayven said:
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with that abarekiller return? good
 
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Alligatorjandro

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Slayven said:
I caught a glimpse of heaven once. The Angels showed me. The idea was I'd simp for them. Buying things off of wishlists. Eventually redeem myself.

Tried it. Didn't like it. Told them where to stick it. So they brought me up to heaven, to see what I'd be missing. Redheads. Spicy Popeyes on tap. Frank Quietly hands shattered. All my hopes and dreams given form. Then I was cast down.

Back to a world of Sonic Fans. Wii U buyers. Loli Defenders. Fathers that refuse to claim their kids . A brand new stupid post every minute, spewed out as fast as posters can think them up. A world where buying a Vita is the best way to tell the crabs you are back.. The angels thought it would be hell for me.

They were wrong.
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lol
 
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double jump

you haven't lived until a random little kid ask you "how do you make love".
cdyhybrid said:
What part of the game is that?
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seems he put his money where his mouth is and truly will do anything for his kid

but I do not know what part of the game this is. I looked at the back of the box and still didn't see anything.
 
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Welcome Slay you were missed.

I'm feeling real swimming pools right now. And no to that post. Just no. There was other shot going on besides that fatherh9od shit.

I just read it again.

You can be real and not take a shot in the mouth unless that's your thing. I can think of 15 different things rather than thst,. That's that crack head mentality.
 
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Slayven

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Riovane said:
Welcome Slay you were missed.

I'm feeling real swimming pools right now. And no to that post. Just no. There was other shot going on besides that fatherh9od shit.
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Thanks. It was hard not being able to hold y'all back.
Yeah, unless you use to do gay porn. Sucking dick should not be the first option. I mean where do you go to set something up like that? How do you know the right price to charge?

There are too many questions.
 
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akira28

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reilo said:
If sucking dick to buy baby diapers is a more viable option than working af Wal-Mart, then nation, we already lost.
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well there's work and then theres "work".
dat instant gratification. Or else getting up in the morning and putting on a vest so a walking goiter with a mustache can scream on your ass for not stacking boxes fast enough.
 
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Boss Riovane

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Slayven said:
Thanks. It was hard not being able to hold y'all back.
Yeah, unless you use to do gay porn. Sucking dick should not be the first option. I mean where do you go to set something up like that? How do you know the right price to charge?

There are too many questions.
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Can't you see the Craigslist ad for that shit.

"Fallen on hard times and need pampers and Huggies. Willing to give head for donations. Just being real" m4m


Lololol
 
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Slayven

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Riovane said:
Can't you see the Craigslist ad for that shit.

"Fallen on hard times and need pampers and Huggies. Willing to give head for donations. Just being real" m2m


Lololol
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Baby just have to use clothe diapers, I would gladly beat then clean on the side of a creek if that struggle was that real.
 
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Boss Riovane

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Yo I think I turnt up too much. Had to call Sony customer service because I bought the a game for the wrong system....


My black ass don't own a vita. Lol
 
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Slayven

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Riovane said:
Yo I think I turnt up too much. Had to call Sony customer service because I bought the a game for the wrong system....


My black ass don't own a vita. Lol
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Dude let me tell you, I brought a 2ds to get my pokemon on. Got home and opened it, no memory card, no stlus, no charger. 2ds looked like Marmaduke slobbered up and down on it. I got on the phone and raised Satannish's level of hell. I took it back and got 10 percent off.

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That's because I was.
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Don't get got.
 
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Boss Riovane

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Slayven said:
Dude let me tell you, I brought a 2ds to get my pokemon on. Got home and opened it, no memory card, no stlus, no charger. 2ds looked like Marmaduke slobbered up and down on it. I got on the phone and raised Satannish's level of hell. I took it back and got 10 percent off.
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I would have tried to blow the place up.

Nah, I'm lying what I would have done is used that innate charisma and talked my way into some shit. Walked away with some gear and games.
 
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Slayven

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Riovane said:
I would have tried to blow the place up.

Nah, I'm lying what I would have done is used that innate charisma and talked my way into some shit. Walked away with some gear and games.
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The whole time I keep thinking "don't handle this like a internet neckbeard".
 
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Madness

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Was wondering why no folks made a Black History Month thread? GAF is primarily American, would make sense the more I think about it. People could talk about current issues in the US, the fact movies like The Butler and 12 Years A Slave got a lot of exposure recently, share some tidbits or thoughts ie. Richard Sherman and media scrutiny/racism against him.
 
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Slayven

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Madness said:
Was wondering why no folks made a Black History Month thread? GAF is primarily American, would make sense the more I think about it. People could talk about current issues in the US, the fact movies like The Butler and 12 Years A Slave got a lot of exposure recently, share some tidbits or thoughts ie. Richard Sherman and media scrutiny/racism against him.
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And have folks pop up saying it is too Afrocentric and pushing the Black Athena theory. Would almost be worth it
 
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n00bsauce87

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Madness said:
Was wondering why no folks made a Black History Month thread? GAF is primarily American, would make sense the more I think about it. People could talk about current issues in the US, the fact movies like The Butler and 12 Years A Slave got a lot of exposure recently, share some tidbits or thoughts ie. Richard Sherman and media scrutiny/racism against him.
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I think (for GAF) banning people for racist remarks is our Black History Month celebration.

I'll just drink a bottle of Mike's as I read some of those questionable comments. It's only 4 days in and I think I've reach my limit on ignorance. I can only now laugh and sigh now. It's all my mind will let me do.

Think of it as Nat Turner being a NeoGAF mod for a month
 
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Trey

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reilo said:
If sucking dick to buy baby diapers is a more viable option than working af Wal-Mart, then nation, we already lost.
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Ya'll just gon' skate over the fact dude gave up the holiest of holes for his daughter to have some summer clothes?
 
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CountBlack

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So DMX's cracked out ass is going to fight George Zimmerman..

Kinda disappointed in America as a whole at the fact that this is considered a 'celebrity' fight.
 
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Oldschoolgamer

The physical form of blasphemy
So DMX is fighting Zimmerman eh? I can't believe this bullshit. Instead of just leaving this fool to fall into obscurity black folks had to bite. Not only that, but this is the person that gets chosen. Watch Zimmy win too.

Trolling minorities x1000

Everybody takes an L from this shit.
 
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reilo

learning some important life lessons from magical Negroes
Uhm, DMX fighting Zimmerman is great. DMX is legit-crazy and just might snap and do... things to him.
 
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Zeus Molecules

illegal immigrants are stealing our air
sooperkool said:
I am not this good of a father.

GhettoGamer, your avatar goes perfectly with this post.
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That baby would be starving and would have to learn to walk around naked before I even thought about sucking a dick for a dollar.

If DMX loses this fight he will be fucking excommunicated from Hip Hop and will lose his fucking hood card.
 
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Deprive

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Zeus Molecules said:
That baby would be starving and would have to learn to walk around naked before I even thought about sucking a dick for a dollar.

If DMX loses this fight he will be fucking excommunicated from Hip Hop and will lose his fucking hood card.
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No doubt. That would be too big of an L to take.
 
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Necromanti

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Zeus Molecules said:
That baby would be starving and would have to learn to walk around naked before I even thought about sucking a dick for a dollar.
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Why not establish a non-profit that hires volunteers who provide oral sex to raise money for children in needm or even donates it to charities/research organizations? Perhaps the world is not ready for such a fundraising model, though.
 
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