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The Black Culture Thread |OT5| A Nation of Drakes Can't Hold Us Back

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ReiGun

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Slayven said:
So i feel bad for dumping trash pokemon on Wonder Trade when I got charmander and evee in return?
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I used Wonder Trade when I first got it. Got a Mudkip, Gible, and a Honedge for a Pidgey, Caterpie, and Zigzagoon. Left it alone for a long time after that cause I didn't want to keep screwing people over.
 
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DominoKid

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soundscream said:
Drakes problem is that he has so much video evidence that shows he is fake. Almost all rappers are fake, but they didn't have a video camera on them for most of their formative years. Imagine if Rick Ross was on some show like cops about correction officers, his ass would get clowned just as much.
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and yet they still succeed. Ross getting bigger after the whole CO thing was fun to watch.
 
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Slayven

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ReiGun said:
I used Wonder Trade when I first got it. Got a Mudkip, Gible, and a Honedge for a Pidgey, Caterpie, and Zigzagoon. Left it alone for a long time after that cause I didn't want to keep screwing people over.
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yeah I am not going to miss with it anymore. But I would love a litleo.

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and yet they still succeed. Ross getting bigger after the whole CO thing was fun to watch.
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Didn't the real Rick Ross sue him AND lost? Rick Ross pulled off some real life CB4
 
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harSon

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Well half my birthday night sucked.

My friend's girlfriend asked me if her friend that just moved into town could join us on my birthday since a bunch of us were hitting up the club. I got the impression that she was trying to hook us up, since she kept dropping descriptors. A year younger than me, cute, redhead with a Scottish accent. I was like fosho, bring her along. I hit up my friend later to get confirmation, and dude told me to my face that his gf's friend was legit cute. Nigga did me dirty.

I was at a lounge a friend DJ's at that's a few blocks away from the club we were going to, pregaming, but we were waiting on a few people, including my friend, his girlfriend and her friend. They arrived, and I was at a loss for words... in a bad way. The "cute friend," well, she was chub as fuck, and of course she was wearing the loudest gear in San Jo that night... you know, shit that wasn't doing her any favors. She was wearing some bright ass red summer dress, an even redder jacket over the dress, black leggings and some gold as fuck belt. She got closer and she had those dark rings around her eyes. Cute redhead my ass, this heffer walkin' in the club looking like Dr. Robutnick. We left the lounge, and walked to club which kind of sucked since it was starting to rain. Anyways, we ended up stopping half way there cause homegirl got hungry and needed to get in a McDonald's break. And girl didn't just get a chicken select wrap, she got a whole damned feast, but whatever.

Girl was on me all fucking night. Kept trying to talk, tryna grind, rubbin' all up on me off the dance floor, and mentioned on a few occasions that she "only lives a few blocks away"... home girl was trying to get it in. I don't know if it's indicative of the accent in general, but her deep ass Scottish accent would melt boners. That shit's good for war chants and demands for freedom, but it sure as hell ain't sexy. I have recent history with not given a fuck when I'm drunk, and I sure as hell wasn't trying to be drug back to her habitat and wake up in bed the next morning wondering where I fucked up in life, so from that moment on I didn't drink shit. I needed to be on top of my game.

Shit ruined my whole birthday night. Didn't get to dance with nobody, couldn't hit up any girls, was sober as fuck for half the night and generally couldn't do shit without this girl shadowing my ass. My friends tried to devert her away numerous times with no success, and homegirl couldn't catch a hint with a fucking strategy guide. Needless to say, I'm a bit pissed with my friend and his girlfriend.
 
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Trey

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damnSon

Slayven said:
So i feel bad for dumping trash pokemon on Wonder Trade when I got charmander and evee in return?
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Don't feel bad. Those charmanders and eevees are as much trash to the person who traded them as the kakuna or whateverthefuck is to you. Probably breeding duds or some person being charitable.

WT is mostly to help fill out the pokedex for people who aren't going to hunt down wack ass pokemon that have no use. Also a way to get rid of unwanted pokemon in a constructive fashion.
 
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spindashing

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Slayven said:
So i feel bad for dumping trash pokemon on Wonder Trade when I got charmander and evee in return?
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Those Eevee and Charmander are probably breeding rejects. They could have nice IV and egg moves on them. Don't worry about it, WT is used to get rid of breeding rejects often so it's nice to keep doing it and get some nice breeding parents.

For Christmas, I actually gave away a box of Mewtwo on WT. Felt pretty nice giving someone a Mewtwo and their playtime was around two hours. I know I would have went crazy getting a Mewtwo so early on in the game.
 
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Slayven

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Trey said:
damnSon



Don't feel bad. Those charmanders and eevees are as much trash to the person who traded them as the kakuna or whateverthefuck is to you. Probably breeding duds or some person being charitable.

WT is mostly to help fill out the pokedex for people who aren't going to hunt down wack ass pokemon that have no use. Also a way to get rid of unwanted pokemon in a constructive fashion.
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spindashing said:
Those Eevee and Charmander are probably breeding rejects. They could have nice IV and egg moves on them. Don't worry about it, WT is used to get rid of breeding rejects often so it's nice to keep doing it and get some nice breeding parents.

For Christmas, I actually gave away a box of Mewtwo on WT. Felt pretty nice giving someone a Mewtwo and their playtime was around two hours. I know I would have went crazy getting a Mewtwo so early on in the game.
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See I don't know about pokemon breeding, every time I try to read up on it, shit just goes over my head. Especially since they seem to have made their own language for it.
 
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soul creator

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harSon said:
Girl was on me all fucking night. Kept trying to talk, tryna grind, rubbin' all up on me off the dance floor, and mentioned on a few occasions that she "only lives a few blocks away"... home girl was trying to get it in. I don't know if it's indicative of the accent in general, but her deep ass Scottish accent would melt boners. That shit's good for war chants and demands for freedom, but it sure as hell ain't sexy. I have recent history with not given a fuck when I'm drunk, and I sure as hell wasn't trying to be drug back to her habitat and wake up in bed the next morning wondering where I fucked up in life, so from that moment on I didn't drink shit. I needed to be on top of my game.

Shit ruined my whole birthday night. Didn't get to dance with nobody, couldn't hit up any girls, was sober as fuck for half the night and generally couldn't do shit without this girl shadowing my ass. My friends tried to devert her away numerous times with no success, and homegirl couldn't catch a hint with a fucking strategy guide. Needless to say, I'm a bit pissed with my friend and his girlfriend.
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damn yo, harSon was in the club like this
 
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ThatNaiveCube

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soundscream said:
Pouting about his lack of tuna on a bagel.
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Now stop frontin like there was never a day when you had your heart fully set on some kinda food and you werent able to get it and it didnt throw you for a bit. Theres an old pizza spot in BK i used to frequent and i know if i went there and it was closed i would be devastated.

Edit: Jesus. I put the notion that rappers need to be hard or thuggish up there with the notion that blacks chiefly love fried chicken, watermelon, and what have you. It is ridiculous.

If i ask you to to golden krust and get me two curry chicken patties with coco bread and a pineapple soda and you come back with a big mac from mcdonalds you damn right ill pout too. Poke fun and call me soft. What the fuck ever.

If i ask for a ps4 and you get me a wiiu...well lets just say id be on my worst behavior. Inb4 drake has a GAF account.
 
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ThatNaiveCube

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harSon said:
Well half my birthday night sucked.

My friend's girlfriend asked me if her friend that just moved into town could join us on my birthday since a bunch of us were hitting up the club. I got the impression that she was trying to hook us up, since she kept dropping descriptors. A year younger than me, cute, redhead with a Scottish accent. I was like fosho, bring her along. I hit up my friend later to get confirmation, and dude told me to my face that his gf's friend was legit cute. Nigga did me dirty.

I was at a lounge a friend DJ's at that's a few blocks away from the club we were going to, pregaming, but we were waiting on a few people, including my friend, his girlfriend and her friend. They arrived, and I was at a loss for words... in a bad way. The "cute friend," well, she was chub as fuck, and of course she was wearing the loudest gear in San Jo that night... you know, shit that wasn't doing her any favors. She was wearing some bright ass red summer dress, an even redder jacket over the dress, black leggings and some gold as fuck belt. She got closer and she had those dark rings around her eyes. Cute redhead my ass, this heffer walkin' in the club looking like Dr. Robutnick. We left the lounge, and walked to club which kind of sucked since it was starting to rain. Anyways, we ended up stopping half way there cause homegirl got hungry and needed to get in a McDonald's break. And girl didn't just get a chicken select wrap, she got a whole damned feast, but whatever.

Girl was on me all fucking night. Kept trying to talk, tryna grind, rubbin' all up on me off the dance floor, and mentioned on a few occasions that she "only lives a few blocks away"... home girl was trying to get it in. I don't know if it's indicative of the accent in general, but her deep ass Scottish accent would melt boners. That shit's good for war chants and demands for freedom, but it sure as hell ain't sexy. I have recent history with not given a fuck when I'm drunk, and I sure as hell wasn't trying to be drug back to her habitat and wake up in bed the next morning wondering where I fucked up in life, so from that moment on I didn't drink shit. I needed to be on top of my game.

Shit ruined my whole birthday night. Didn't get to dance with nobody, couldn't hit up any girls, was sober as fuck for half the night and generally couldn't do shit without this girl shadowing my ass. My friends tried to devert her away numerous times with no success, and homegirl couldn't catch a hint with a fucking strategy guide. Needless to say, I'm a bit pissed with my friend and his girlfriend.
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Were your "friends" white? I find that everytime a friend of a friend brings someone around for me they tend to be on the fat side as well. Im like WTF? Homie dont play dat.
 
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Discotheque

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Lmao this muthafucka called the girl dr robotnik

Hilarious story man. Though I disagree with you on Scottish accents, they can be pretty cute. I think you were just really repulsed by her hence the statement
 
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ThatNaiveCube

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Byakuya769 said:
I thought black guys liked them thick?

- Puzzled friend.
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Thick for me is like that girl in that video posted a few posts up. The one with that light skin cornball brother. A good porn thick for me is isis taylor. I wanna fap to siri so badly but that muffin top. Her torso looks like a muk.
 
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Discotheque

Banned
with his first video i thought he genuinely thought he was a great singer. now it's obvious that the dude is self-aware.

still hilarious though, and yeah that girl is the good kind of thick in that video.
 
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Boss Riovane

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Make sure you get ole girl dancing flopping around like a carp. And him doing his best Dave Chappelle "White people dance like this, with John Mayer" impression.
 
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Htown

STOP SHITTING ON MY MOTHER'S HEADSTONE
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I hate you, Rio.

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I hate you... so goddamn much right now.

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Htown

STOP SHITTING ON MY MOTHER'S HEADSTONE
sorry, Rio

I let the horrors I have seen become pain that was channeled into hatred towards you, and that's not right

peace offering:
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Boss Riovane

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Htown once again you are a gentleman and a scholar. May we all benefit from your harsh enduring torture and have wondrous reaction gifs to appease the masses. Your name shall live on within the annals of our great society for what you have endured this day.

Real talk; preciate it my brother. My girl didn't last 5 minutes.
 
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ThatNaiveCube

Banned
Riovane said:
Htown once again you are a gentleman and a scholar. May we all benefit from your harsh enduring torture and have wondrous reaction gifs to appease the masses. Your name shall live on within the annals of our great society for what you have endured this day.

Real talk; preciate it my brother. My girl didn't last 5 minutes.
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Arent you married? I noticed you always say my girl instead of my wife. Not trying to start something. Just an observation, really.
 
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