Time for me to contribute a coli smiley story. This takes place between the hours of 9 and 10am.
So I just got off the bus to go to the doctors office. Been sick this week so we gotta see what could be the issue. So I go in, say good morning to the receptionist, sign in and sit down. I'm looking down at my phone listening to Action Bronson and read Game of Thrones because why not
. So I look up and I just deep black cleavage under this low cut blouse. Was leaning over reading a magazine. Had me like
. I had to catch myself because I was the only guy in the office and couldn't have her or the other 5 women catch me like
. So I sneak a couple of glances
and I think she's got to have at least a 36 DDD. Granted, probably bra support, but it's the safe bet. Trying to get those out of my head, another lady was talking about going to a restaurant and getting some spicy food. She was talking about how she was getting wings and an entree. She said that it took them 45 mins to bring her some wings and they was cold
. Shit I was mad for her. Got hungry too.
So I go back to the lady in the green blouse (who by the way was sitting right in front of me decides to pull her blouse up, sit back, and crosses her arms so they won't be exposed
. Guess she caught on to me. So there was another lady who came with 3 of her kids. She was talking about how she has 4 daughters and her husband has 3 daughters and 4 sons of his own.
Thats 11 fucking kids. So she was saying how her husband wanted to try again for a son
. She said nah, by the time he starts to play outside, you'd be too slow and out of breath
. Then she was talking about their dog and how she's been through pregnancy about 6 times now
. There is a pattern in this family. I guess getting her fixed was worth too much trouble. So I look back in front of me and the lady in the green blouse puts on the shades and steps outside of the office
I can't fucking win today. So the only time I saw her again was when her name was called...
and she was bouncing her way out
I got called, possible bronchitis, but it's early enough so it won't get too bad.