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[J_Macgrady]

Tracy Mcgrady is a pitcher for the Sugar Land Skeeters...

Why can't this man ever get a W? Just once that's all I ask.

 

[CrazyDogg77]

Shiiiid. I'm tryna get a PM too

 

[Wynnebeck]

Lord that story had me crying. The pictures made it even better.

 

[The Insane Dufresne]

Damn at that Moris story....

Nice save. Your boy was running towards an L.


And that street fighter reference. lulz

 

[DrFunk]

Jesus, wtf did I miss this weekend?

Pm plz

 

[Order]

Can I get a PM too?

 

[BHZ Mayor]

Yo Moris, hit me with that PM.

 

[Gorillaz]

Got my internet going long enough out here to check emails and to see how my favorite bucket of crabs are doing


What is this mothers day fuckery

 

[BHZ Mayor]

Moris you're a true friend. Best corner in the game.

 

[CrazyDogg77]

Moris...that shit cray. You are a real friend sir

 

[DY_nasty]

2 things

1) does your friend appreciate it?
2) you MUST have a good one moris. not once do you even subtly imply that your gf is anywhere near that kind of drama.

 

[DominoKid]

damn she about got his ass lmao.

 

[wingedkraby]

Oh my gawd. You saved a life

 

[Professor Beef]

2 things

1) does your friend appreciate it?
2) you MUST have a good one moris. not once do you even subtly imply that your gf is anywhere near that kind of drama.

She's probably already seen it all. Had the backup plans ready and everything in case things went critical for Moris.

 

[Gorillaz]

Ol Moris saving his friends from thotpockets. You might be one of the good ones after all











Nah. .... you still ain't tho

 

[akira28]

Not in this thread, but he made a fool of himself in the "Black women less physically attractive than other women." thread. With the exact same gibberish as the thread that got him his junior member status.

He'll be back. Like Thanos, the infinity gems will somehow find their way back to him. Give it a few years and a reboot.

 

[Oldschoolgamer]

Moris for MVP.

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

2 things

1) does your friend appreciate it?
2) you MUST have a good one moris. not once do you even subtly imply that your gf is anywhere near that kind of drama.

Haven't heard from him yet. There's a good chance he doesn't remember much of anything, I'm gonna contact him tomorrow.

I have had less drama with her than some of my friend's have had in week long flings.

 

[Spinluck]

Tracy Mcgrady is a pitcher for the Sugar Land Skeeters...

Why can't this man ever get a W? Just once that's all I ask.

He'll always have 13 points in 33 seconds!

 

[KumaJG]

Yooooo you guys should check out Bridget Everett, pretty funny.

 

[The Faceless Master]

Moris why is the PM image grey on my screen?

 

[DY_nasty]

Haven't heard from him yet. There's a good chance he doesn't remember much of anything, I'm gonna contact him tomorrow.

I have had less drama with her than some of my friend's have had in week long flings.

I think I told you about one of my friends back in college that simped off into the stratosphere. He bought this girl a promise ring, paid for her family to fly from Chi, gave her and her family TICKETS THAT WERE MEANT FOR THE HOMIES to the Panthers game....

anyways, I bailed him out of two really bad fights prior to that, helped him get to the point where his simp maiden would actually acknowledge him in public, and when he finally went full retard some friends and I tried to reel him back in

this was the most demonically ungrateful field hand type i've ever met in my fucking life

but i'm glad i met him. because now i know not to just 'help' people like that.

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

I think I told you about one of my friends back in college that simped off into the stratosphere. He bought this girl a promise ring, paid for her family to fly from Chi, gave her and her family TICKETS THAT WERE MEANT FOR THE HOMIES to the Panthers game....

anyways, I bailed him out of two really bad fights prior to that, helped him get to the point where his simp maiden would actually acknowledge him in public, and when he finally went full retard some friends and I tried to reel him back in

this was the most demonically ungrateful field hand type i've ever met in my fucking life

but i'm glad i met him. because now i know not to just 'help' people like that.

Yea that seems like someone who is dying to fuck themselves up.

My friend messes with this girls but he's not completely stupid and sad. He's not buying them crazy shit or trying to woo them, they're just low hanging fruit. He almost slipped up because he wanted to get wasted for his birthday around some girl who is not above poking holes in a condom.

 

[Boss Riovane]

What them old folks used to say.....

"God helps those who help themselves."

 

[RedSwirl]

It's in that coli link. I cropped it out because NSFW

There's another photo with the same kid (or a very similar-looking kid) crying somewhere that's even worse, couple with a tweet his mom wrote.

 

[RedSwirl]

edit:

Think I'll PM this story around instead.

Do it.

 

[The Faceless Master]

Moris.

You were the equivalent of hidden missiles, log trap, and shopping cart combined.(For those who do not understand the reference, this man is the greatest goddamn assist known to man)

You turned her hopes and dreams into Nibelheim after Sephiroth ran through.

this response was appropriate.

 

[spindashing]

holla at your boy with a pm tho

 

[CrazyDogg77]

I think I told you about one of my friends back in college that simped off into the stratosphere. He bought this girl a promise ring, paid for her family to fly from Chi, gave her and her family TICKETS THAT WERE MEANT FOR THE HOMIES to the Panthers game....

anyways, I bailed him out of two really bad fights prior to that, helped him get to the point where his simp maiden would actually acknowledge him in public, and when he finally went full retard some friends and I tried to reel him back in

this was the most demonically ungrateful field hand type i've ever met in my fucking life

but i'm glad i met him. because now i know not to just 'help' people like that.

Dude sounds like a next level simp

 

[ReiGun]

holla at your boy with a pm tho

This.

 

[DY_nasty]

What them old folks used to say.....

"God helps those who help themselves."

be a part of your own rescue i say hooah~

 

[spindashing]

read that PM...

Moris, you're a good man.

 

[Kreed]

You're a good man Moris. Tom needs to get you a "Thanks for saving me from that L" coffee mug.

 

[TheKaeptain]

I have been reading at the library, so I have no idea what you're talking about!

Spoiler

Also, I can't junior people; I can only request it

Nerd.

Spoiler

I just got back from B&N.

 

[PlayDat]

Would like to read this story also.

 

[Face it Tiger..]

I want a pm too.

 

[DY_nasty]

its really not that bad i've said far worse here

edit: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh i think i know why now

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

its really not that bad i've said far worse here

edit: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh i think i know why now

This is not a productive area of discussion.

 

[Boss Riovane]

be a part of your own rescue i say hooah~

EDIT:Guess what just hit the wild.....


The masses know about Grapefruits.....

 

[Satch]

yall always in trouble

 

[ReiGun]

You're good people, Moris. Your boy was walking right into the danger zone.

Lol @ the Moris Holmes moment in Part 2.

 

[Professor Beef]

When did your tag change, Moris?

 

[Parallax]

The real question is how did satch get her new tag.

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

When did your tag change, Moris?

Around the time the Jeremy Clarkson thread popped up. I requested my tag be changed to 'Playful Racist' ...Bish had other plans.

 

[Satch]

The real question is how did satch get her new tag.

i said in some thread that it didnt make sense (because i never shade anyone, but i DO drag people) and then i got this

 

[ReiGun]

She may have hit my man with a Brock-tier curve, but the amount of projection and hurt in that paragraph is amazing.

 

[hypernima]

dang, ya'll got me wanting that pm now bct.

 

[sooperkool]

Yeah Moris, i have to read this piece. Hit me up!

 

[soundscream]

There's a pm story about and I haven't received it........smh

 

[DY_nasty]

this game of thrones was so fucking real