Penis can't compete with a vagina. That just facts. Honestly if you're women and have a functional vagina, there is no excuse for being broke yo.
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Penis can't compete with a vagina. That just facts. Honestly if you're women and have a functional vagina, there is no excuse for being broke yo.
GhettoGamer
Member
Speaking of wrestling who was the cat back in WCW that was calling people fruity booty?
ViewtifulJC
Banned
I think I can go blow for blow with Kaep when it comes to crazy exs and notevenmygirl-friends.
Had a girl call in a bomb threat at a mall I was seeing a movie at - all because she heard I was there with another girl after seeing my car in the parking lot. Literally waited in the parking deck for 2 hours to see if I'd come. Fortunately, my cousin and suspected thot, lived less than a block away so I ended up walking right down the street instead of being hit with kunai on the way back to my car.
Had a girl call in a bomb threat at a mall I was seeing a movie at - all because she heard I was there with another girl after seeing my car in the parking lot. Literally waited in the parking deck for 2 hours to see if I'd come. Fortunately, my cousin and suspected thot, lived less than a block away so I ended up walking right down the street instead of being hit with kunai on the way back to my car.
GhettoGamer
Member
Stevie Ray! Lmao couldnt think of his name for nothing. Damn thinking about WCW became so struggle when it was coming to an end. I still remeber when they got Master P a stable, had on nigga name Swole lol
Storm Chamber
Banned
GIMMIE DAT MIC GENE
Yoooo lol
ViewtifulJC
Banned
1999-2000 WCW is the ultimate in struggle wrestling federations. Unprecedented levels of fuckery was happening week in and week out, all the money that had made from the mid-90s just getting sucked down the drain, dumbass swerves/stories, bad ringwork, PPV buys lookin' straight
GhettoGamer
Member
1999-2000 WCW is the ultimate in struggle wrestling federations. Unprecedented levels of fuckery was happening week in and week out, all the money that had made from the mid-90s just getting sucked down the drain, dumbass swerves/stories, bad ringwork, PPV buys lookin' straight, shit is wild.
Didnt it get to point where they were actually letting fans throw shit into the ring?
Damn...
1999-2000 WCW is the ultimate in struggle wrestling federations. Unprecedented levels of fuckery was happening week in and week out, all the money that had made from the mid-90s just getting sucked down the drain, dumbass swerves/stories, bad ringwork, PPV buys lookin' straight, shit is wild.
b..b...but it's the attitude era
alot of the fuckery from then is overlooked way too often tho, there were some serious eye rollers
Sure he isn't having a fit?
Hmmmmmmm
1999-2000 WCW is the ultimate in struggle wrestling federations. Unprecedented levels of fuckery was happening week in and week out, all the money that had made from the mid-90s just getting sucked down the drain, dumbass swerves/stories, bad ringwork, PPV buys lookin' straight, shit is wild.
Seemed like WcW went to shit literally over night.
Shit. Just...shit.
1999-2000 WCW is the ultimate in struggle wrestling federations. Unprecedented levels of fuckery was happening week in and week out, all the money that had made from the mid-90s just getting sucked down the drain, dumbass swerves/stories, bad ringwork, PPV buys lookin' straight, shit is wild.
WCW never turned a profit when Turner owned it. By that point they were just bat shit crazy desperate.
GhettoGamer
Member
Professor Beef
Banned
Funny as fuck, breh. The soundtrack isn't as good as I remember, though.
D
Deleted member 47027
Unconfirmed Member
Do you guys really want some WCW gifs
well OKAY, just a few. WCW only.
well OKAY, just a few. WCW only.
Damn. I feel like im doing something wrong if i havent had a chick lose her mind over me. But i also try to avoid the crazies.
Prototype Viktor
Member
You should have a TV show. You could be the white Christopher Tidus
Best wrestling debut in history. The weekly countdowns leading up to it had me captivated, I wasn't hip to internet spoilers back then.
GhettoGamer
Member
Boss Riovane
Member
My momma throws down is too damn entertaining. Me and the wife watching it. I'm supposed to be sleep.
Really is. It is everything I wanted in a black cook show.
Boss Riovane
Member
My wife was looking at it saying "your family don't cook anything like that". I said baby every family different. But some of those ingredients wouldn't be caught dead in my peoples house. I'm watching the fish and potatoes salad episode and I'm disagreeing with that potatoes salad. My shit would be better.
TheKaeptain
Banned
Let me start out by just telling you that I grew up in a small town in Fresno County. This town is a few miles from another small town called Reedley. Most of my friends are from Reedley because they're the type of people that I like being around. Reedley is like most small towns. Everyone knows everyone especially if you're white. During the winter break I leave L.A. to stay with my parents in that live in this area of Fresno County. This is where the story starts: Me visiting my parents on winter break.
One day I am in a Save Mart (supermarket chain) with my sister. We're shopping and my sister, who is not all there mentally due to having a stroke as a child, drops eggs. She starts breaking down because she can't take being embarrassed. There is this douche looking bro laughing at her. I get pissed. I dont say shit I just look at the dude like I was Alex from A Clockwork Orange about to fist his gloopy mot.
He walked to this group. He tells them what happen they look at us and most of them start laughing. Only one of them doesn't laugh she just stares at me. I stare back. Shes like my perfect type. She wasn't just staring at me like a normal stare. I see her mouth my name Jerry and then she says its you in a surprised manner. Of course I am standing there looking at her because I have no clue who she is. I've never seen her before. The store clerks starts cleaning up to my surprise an old high school friend is working there now. I ask him if he knows that chick he says nope. My sister and I continue to shop. When we're checking out and that group ends up behind us. I tell my sister I am going to the redbox machine. As I am looking through the movies the girl walks up to me. We start to chat and I have no idea who she is but shes acting like we know each other. Next thing I know someone is trying to pick me up from behind almost like a suplex. I wrap my leg under his and drop my weight. Im thinking that bro fucker wants to fight and I flip. I reverse and hit the dude with a modified hip toss. Well it wasn't that guy it was my cousin that I haven't seen in years. He gives me a hug and picks me up because he is an ogre. When things settle down that chick is gone, I see her getting into a bro truck. She leaves; I dont get her name.
Skip to last Wednesday I am at a Dodgers game by myself because all my friends cancel. I'm sitting there in my own row and the row in front of me fills up a bunch of hot chicks. A few innings into the game they start chatting it up. We start talking about where we are from and when I mention Reedley this Asian girl in the group talks about how her roommate is from there. I pay it no mind. The Dodgers get slaughtered and I leave.
Now today happens. I'm visiting my parents for the next 2 weeks. So I can also spend time with my father and my son. I decided to check tinder. Im searching through girls in this area and there is the supermarket girl. I start looking through her pictures and she has one with another chick. The Asian girl from the Dodgers game. I look at her info and says New to Los Angeles. Grew up in a small town in Central California. I freak out. I take screen shots of her profile to show to a couple of friends. Its that girl. I swipe right. Not even a minute goes bye and I start getting messages. This is how it goes.
This happened at 10 am. Its almost been twelve hours. I've sent text messages to all my friends around her age (shes 26). None of them know her. I called my friend that went to the rich kid private school. He looked through his and his sisters yearbooks. Nothing. My best friend who is her age has no idea who this chick is. I have no idea how she knows my full name. Im thinking she lived out on a farm and went to a different high school because that happens around here. It still doesn't explain how she knows me because I swear until we met in Save Mart I had never spoken to her.
So what do you think? Should I try and find her? Isn't this strange. Like that Asian chick and she being friends is fucking weird right? Seeing her in a picture with the Asian chick is the only reason I don't think this is some elaborate trick by a friend. Her knowing my last name. The fact she knows who my friends are, yet none of them seem to know her. Even my BRO friends said they have never seen her. At least I know her first name now. This type of shit only happens in movies.
All be up all night manually going through everyones friend's list seeing if I can find her.
One day I am in a Save Mart (supermarket chain) with my sister. We're shopping and my sister, who is not all there mentally due to having a stroke as a child, drops eggs. She starts breaking down because she can't take being embarrassed. There is this douche looking bro laughing at her. I get pissed. I dont say shit I just look at the dude like I was Alex from A Clockwork Orange about to fist his gloopy mot.
He walked to this group. He tells them what happen they look at us and most of them start laughing. Only one of them doesn't laugh she just stares at me. I stare back. Shes like my perfect type. She wasn't just staring at me like a normal stare. I see her mouth my name Jerry and then she says its you in a surprised manner. Of course I am standing there looking at her because I have no clue who she is. I've never seen her before. The store clerks starts cleaning up to my surprise an old high school friend is working there now. I ask him if he knows that chick he says nope. My sister and I continue to shop. When we're checking out and that group ends up behind us. I tell my sister I am going to the redbox machine. As I am looking through the movies the girl walks up to me. We start to chat and I have no idea who she is but shes acting like we know each other. Next thing I know someone is trying to pick me up from behind almost like a suplex. I wrap my leg under his and drop my weight. Im thinking that bro fucker wants to fight and I flip. I reverse and hit the dude with a modified hip toss. Well it wasn't that guy it was my cousin that I haven't seen in years. He gives me a hug and picks me up because he is an ogre. When things settle down that chick is gone, I see her getting into a bro truck. She leaves; I dont get her name.
Skip to last Wednesday I am at a Dodgers game by myself because all my friends cancel. I'm sitting there in my own row and the row in front of me fills up a bunch of hot chicks. A few innings into the game they start chatting it up. We start talking about where we are from and when I mention Reedley this Asian girl in the group talks about how her roommate is from there. I pay it no mind. The Dodgers get slaughtered and I leave.
Now today happens. I'm visiting my parents for the next 2 weeks. So I can also spend time with my father and my son. I decided to check tinder. Im searching through girls in this area and there is the supermarket girl. I start looking through her pictures and she has one with another chick. The Asian girl from the Dodgers game. I look at her info and says New to Los Angeles. Grew up in a small town in Central California. I freak out. I take screen shots of her profile to show to a couple of friends. Its that girl. I swipe right. Not even a minute goes bye and I start getting messages. This is how it goes.
Her: Hi Jerry ______! (She knows my last name. That was a surprise)
Her: You live in LA too? Thats why I never saw you around Reedley with your friends.
Her: Im in Reedley but I am going back to L.A. tomorrow.
Me: How do you know me?
Her: What? Are you serious?
Me: Yes.
Her: While it has been years.
Her: Anyways, I remember our short convo and how pissed you looked when my friends laughed.
Her: That was sweet. Anyways, I have to go. Find Me Jerry. Do the work and we will go on a date. I'm in L.A find me. Bye.
Me: What? (She doesn't respond back)
Her: You live in LA too? Thats why I never saw you around Reedley with your friends.
Her: Im in Reedley but I am going back to L.A. tomorrow.
Me: How do you know me?
Her: What? Are you serious?
Me: Yes.
Her: While it has been years.
Her: Anyways, I remember our short convo and how pissed you looked when my friends laughed.
Her: That was sweet. Anyways, I have to go. Find Me Jerry. Do the work and we will go on a date. I'm in L.A find me. Bye.
Me: What? (She doesn't respond back)
This happened at 10 am. Its almost been twelve hours. I've sent text messages to all my friends around her age (shes 26). None of them know her. I called my friend that went to the rich kid private school. He looked through his and his sisters yearbooks. Nothing. My best friend who is her age has no idea who this chick is. I have no idea how she knows my full name. Im thinking she lived out on a farm and went to a different high school because that happens around here. It still doesn't explain how she knows me because I swear until we met in Save Mart I had never spoken to her.
So what do you think? Should I try and find her? Isn't this strange. Like that Asian chick and she being friends is fucking weird right? Seeing her in a picture with the Asian chick is the only reason I don't think this is some elaborate trick by a friend. Her knowing my last name. The fact she knows who my friends are, yet none of them seem to know her. Even my BRO friends said they have never seen her. At least I know her first name now. This type of shit only happens in movies.
All be up all night manually going through everyones friend's list seeing if I can find her.
Massive Duck. C.M.
Banned
rumors say we may get aNation of Domination rehash after all these Rusev beatdowns.
This gif pleases me greatly
the world is small, but damn, its near microscopic in this regard
rumors say we may get aNation of Domination rehash after all these Rusev beatdowns.
nation 2.0 rising like a phoenix. wheres spin and frankman at?
TheKaeptain
Banned
L.A. is weird bro. This dude in my class is the son of my 8th grade principal. We were in class and he was telling everyone how he grew up in a small town named Reedley. I was like WTF? Ends up me and him know a lot of the same people. His father still remembered me because I was the only kid to get a one-day suspension.
EDIT: WAIT THE NATION IS COMING BACK?
Follow the white rabbit, Kaep.
TheKaeptain
Banned
The Asian chick and the group of girls invited me to go a club called The Echoplex after the game. I should have gone.
GhettoGamer
Member
rumors say we may get aNation of Domination rehash after all these Rusev beatdowns.
No dlo head wobble= not muh nation
andthebeatgoeson
Junior Member
How hot is this chick, Kaep?
andthebeatgoeson
Junior Member
Any good replacements for CNN? They are pissing me off.
Prototype Viktor
Member
listed to the last ep juts now, why you guys hating on Old Grandpa Slay?
Boombloxer
Member
#DEAD
Oldschoolgamer
The physical form of blasphemy
Kaep living in a wild ass drama. Lol. Good luck to you.
Better than this one girl I smashed who then rolls over in bed and goes, "So I just texted my parents you're coming over for dinner tomorrow at 8. They want to meet you and find out what your like." I'm like, "Uhh, why are you inviting me to dinner with your parents?" "Don't be silly, they want to know who took their little girl's virginity."
PAUSE.
Heart almost stopped and I almost passed out. I knew she was a virgin, but that hit me too strong. I sputtered through the rest of the conversation and went home fast as hell. Out of some weird sense of obligation, I went out to Olive Garden with them where I started getting bombarded with questions about my past. Of course I threw out the most ratchet shit I've done to discourage the parents like me working at a porn store out of high school, etc. Needless to say by the end of the dinner, the parents we're not impressed and left in a hurry. As for the girl, they shipped her off to an out of state college and I haven't heard from her since. Phew!
PAUSE.
Heart almost stopped and I almost passed out. I knew she was a virgin, but that hit me too strong. I sputtered through the rest of the conversation and went home fast as hell. Out of some weird sense of obligation, I went out to Olive Garden with them where I started getting bombarded with questions about my past. Of course I threw out the most ratchet shit I've done to discourage the parents like me working at a porn store out of high school, etc. Needless to say by the end of the dinner, the parents we're not impressed and left in a hurry. As for the girl, they shipped her off to an out of state college and I haven't heard from her since. Phew!
Vermillion
Banned
...You people lead very interesting lives.
Him and the Rock going at each other like two master wordsmiths.
EscoBlades
Ubisoft Marketing
Do you drink? Is this someone you could have met while under the influence (lol)
I also kinda wish shit like that would happen to me.
Prototype Viktor
Member
there are days when i read this thread and think "man I can't wait for VR so i can get the black experience or at least pretend to be able to eat Popeye's/KFC/Church's chicken"
EscoBlades
Ubisoft Marketing
soundscream
Member
rumors say we may get aNation of Domination rehash after all these Rusev beatdowns.
Has the internet ever found this kid? I want an update, are his glasses literal coke bottles now, or did he get laser surgery?
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