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[Discotheque]

Shoulda brought Captain America!

the german goalkeeper neuer pretty much is captain america.

6'3", looks like he'd belong in the suit and goes as far as the half-line at times..

 

[n00bsauce87]

the german goalkeeper neuer pretty much is captain america.

6'3", looks like he'd belong in the suit and goes as far as the half-line at times..

That's because the CenterBacks are shit. US was running past them almost every time.


Saturday Morning Slow Jams

Worth the $9. I know you all heard at least 2 songs.

 

[Kraftwerk]

He does it a lot. Wonder if it's gonna bite him in the ass one day.

 

[DominoKid]

i cant really recall a time when it has. Neuer is the best thing going at GK right now.

 

[Slayven]

Nothing sucks worse then playing "what you want to eat?" game when you are hungry.

 

[Gorillaz]

Study Finds Pre-K Suspensions Target Black Students

they out here suspending 3 year olds.

Talked about it in a bunch of edu classes but yea there are levels to this shit. Thats their way of "repremending" them. That and tracking are probably the worst things to happen to black community regarding the education system.

Thats why if/when you have kids to make your presence known at the school they attend. They won't fuck with you like that if you do

 

[Angelus Errare]

This Tim Howard stuff is going over my head.

The best player on the absolute shit US team. Cats think he's a hero because he set a record with 16 saves; but really Tim Howard just exposed how utterly shit US' defense is to allow that many well placed shots in the first place.

Without Tim doing his job; US would have lost on some Fifa '15 all sliders set to minimum type final score shit.

 

[90TilInfinity]

They started selling Sweet Baby Ray's at my local TesGOAT...

I get it.

 

[Boombloxer]

you'd end up with like 3 games by 2016 tho

And that just brought me back to my senses.

Without Tim doing his job; US would have lost on some Fifa '15 all sliders set to minimum type final score shit.

12-0?

 

[Kraftwerk]

OK, that's it. I have to ask;

Is there a collection of these somewhere? I see people posting a variety of them all the time.

 

[Silky]

tempted to make a thread about this

http://twitter.com/homer_marijuana

it's like reading soap opera creepypasta

 

[Kreed]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?p=119240876#post119240876

Breh

As someone who loves telling people to stop using Natural's Law on a regular basis, I'm still trying to figure out what slavery had to do with any of that. It's like he/she was just trying to find ways to use slavery in a sentence.

Off topic, but there needs to be a fix for mobile gaf redirecting you to the first page of the thread and not the post being quoted.

 

[soul creator]

That's because the CenterBacks are shit. US was running past them almost every time.


Saturday Morning Slow Jams

Worth the $9. I know you all heard at least 2 songs.

hah, reminds me of A-1's After School Special Mixtape

 

[ViewtifulJC]

OK, that's it. I have to ask;

Is there a collection of these somewhere? I see people posting a variety of them all the time.

got them mothafuckas bookmarked

 

[Kraftwerk]

got them mothafuckas bookmarked

Lawd hafmercay

Thank you so much!

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

bron bron got wade and bosh to opt out of the best possible money they're ever gonna get and then demands the max?

Not so fast.

 

[Kraftwerk]

Damnit Angelus ...I thought you were tolling me;

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Can black people swim?

 

[Order]

On one hand, I feel like that Kim thread should be closed for good.

On the other, I'm really enjoying people out stupid each other and getting banned.

 

[Dereck]

Damnit Angelus ...I thought you were tolling me;

Can black people swim?

 

[Spinluck]

Can black people swim?

our bone density brehs.

we can't float.

 

[Angelus Errare]

Damnit Angelus ...I thought you were tolling me;

How much the average person assumes about black people is scary when put into google search perspective.

 

[Gorillaz]

Can black people have blue eyes fam?

 

[MWS Natural]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=119215571#post119215571

on hunting and slavery

Natural's Law alive and well on GAF I see.

 

[Slayven]

Can black people swim?

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

Damnit Angelus ...I thought you were tolling me;

Thought I read "Can black people dream"


I was like whoooaa

 

[Spinluck]

Can black people have blue eyes fam?

Idk, can they have naturally long hair?

I'm not racist or anything, just curious.

 

[JustAnotherMike]

our bone density brehs.

we can't float.

I can't do that treading water thing, but I think it's because I missed that swimming lesson.

 

[hypernima]

Apparently Katt Williams pulled a gun on someone at his show.
But then again he been done lost his mind.

 

[Slayven]

Apparently Katt Williams pulled a gun on someone at his show.
But then again he been done lost his mind.

He was over due for another break with reality.

 

[EscoBlades]

Can black people swim?

Realtalk, i know we joke and all, but how many of you can swim?

I can swim strokes, but i can't tread water for shit.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

our bone density brehs.

we can't float.

those twitch fiber muscles

our greatest strength and weakness

edit: real talk, I can't swim strokes or whatever, but treading water? LMAO straight

status

 

[akira28]

I knew someone had to bring up his height, but his race? Well, he pulled out a gun.

 

[royalan]

Realtalk, i know we joke and all, but how many of you can swim?

I can swim strokes, but i can't tread water for shit.

I can swim like a fish. I grew up with a swimming pool in my backyard AND lived 2 blocks from the beach most of my childhood.

 

[EloquentM]

Y'all want to talk about education hi jinks. In my 11th grade world history class my white crusty ass old teach was planning to reenact a slave auction. Of course my non-black friends in class had no problem with it. That night I went home to tell moms and she flipped of course. Came up to the school and argued her case. Funniest clichéd argument happened when the principal said "a black teacher came up with the idea". This man, a teacher, overseer of the BSU, thought it's be a good idea for people to relive slavery. Why the hell would I want to relive that shit? Needless to say I don't believe they reenacted any slave auctions in the years following that.

 

[Enzom21]

We apparently have an unfair advantage at hide and seek in the dark/at night.

Realtalk, i know we joke and all, but how many of you can swim?

I can swim strokes, but i can't tread water for shit.

I can swim but I only learned after my mother moved us from Colorado to California.

 

[Silky]

I nearly died from drowning at a young age so I forced myself to learn how to swim.

 

[EscoBlades]

I should work on learning to float. Time to hit up pools here while its summer.

 

[KumaJG]

Realtalk, i know we joke and all, but how many of you can swim?

I can swim strokes, but i can't tread water for shit.

I can swim. By the age of 6 I was swimming/threading 10ft comfortably.

 

[Vermillion]

Realtalk, i know we joke and all, but how many of you can swim?

I can swim strokes, but i can't tread water for shit.

I can swim really inefficiently. That is to say, I can swim, but I end up wasting more energy than necessary. I can also float.

 

[DominoKid]

Realtalk, i know we joke and all, but how many of you can swim?

I can swim strokes, but i can't tread water for shit.

i cant and i don't even give a shit anymore.

 

[J10]

Never learned to swim or ride a bike.

I got walking down pat though.

 

[akira28]

I can swim if you dump me in some water, in order to prevent a drowning, but that's about it.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Never learned to swim or ride a bike.

I got walking down pat though.

How you can't ride a bike tho

 

[J10]

I just told you how. I never learned.

 

[Prototype Viktor]

Realtalk, i know we joke and all, but how many of you can swim?

I can swim strokes, but i can't tread water for shit.

I only learned to not die

 

[Gorillaz]

Can't ride a bike either. I would look like Jay Z out here if I tried too.

Learned to swim after almost drowning in 6th grade. Signed up for classes right after that shit. I can tread water at least now

 

[Mrs. Manky]

Hopefully Howard went Nino Brown on them incompetent asses in the locker room after the game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=5qeX1DkKqDA#t=37

AM I MY BROTHER'S (GOAL) KEEPER?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Can't ride a bike either. I would look like Jay Z out here if I tried too.

Learned to swim after almost drowning in 6th grade. Signed up for classes right after that shit. I can tread water at least now

List of things for the bct to do:

1. Teach goriilaz and j10 how to ride a bike
2. Make slayven be not ain't shit
3. ????
4. Profit

 

[cdyhybrid]

I can swim, but I grew up in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.