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The Black Culture Thread |OT7| Luigi took our stare

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DrFunk

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Silky said:
( ._.) scat sundae
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DY_nasty

NeoGAF's official "was this shooting justified" consultant
Jado said:
GF's family (uncle, aunt, cousins) did this shit with their Pug and then wondered why he was constantly whimpering and going hyper the few times he was allowed to roam freely. He had a dry skin condition too, probably from the proximity to a radiator in the hallway where he was tied up all the time. They were always calling him ugly, smelly and annoying... kinda taunting him or treating him like a nuisance. Poor thing finally passed when it slipped off its crappy neck leash and ran into traffic (he should have been wearing a body harness!). My GF care for him the most and gets really upset thinking about how they didn't love him properly and how much better/longer he would've lived under our care (we own a small dog that will be nine this year).

When my mom first got my dog as a puppy, she put him in the basement where he cried for two or three nights. I finally convinced her that was fucked up and then he slept in our rooms. She threatened so many times to "sell him" when he blew his coat out a couple of times a year. Because shitty furniture is more important than a furry member of the family. One time she went to a bodega on a shady ass corner and left him outside with some random person sitting out front -- he panicked and wrangled himself out of his ill-fitting harness and had to be chased down. I scolded her never to leave our dog with idiot strangers who might see $$$ in a cute, little dog and steal him. I moved out from home under bad terms in 2010 and looked him right in the face and said: I'll come back to get you. Felt worse not seeing him than anyone in my cold family. A month later, I did just that and the three of us been very happy. She wasn't gonna take him on long walks, play him with in the park, pay vet bills, brush and bathe him regularly, feed him quality dog food, nor take him to a good groomer. Some people just suck or lack common sense and shouldn't own pets at all.
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Its such a shitty feeling not being to help a dog because of stuff like that man :/
 
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MorisUkunRasik

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Rio, you're gonna drop that story on us?

...if you are that's cool, just make sure you don't say something that can be used against you or anything. We can hash it out beforehand if you just want to vent, but if you really be on record about it that's fine.....just be careful.
 
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Mrs. Manky

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ReiGun said:
Selfies are just one of many innocuous things done on social media that people like to get angry about and think themselves more enlightened people for having done so. I do agree that some take it too far, as the thread in OT clearly shows.
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That idiot who got clocked in the head by the train engineer for trying to take a selfie NEXT TO A MOVING TRAIN took it too far.

Also: 5' 6 3/4". Really, 6 and 3/4 inches.
 
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Slayven

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Lets play a game, which music artist would you task with creating theme for certain poster in this thread. For example.

JC= Yin Yang Twins

Jandro= Bubba Sparx

Moris= Karmin
 
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Parallax

best seen in the classic "Shadow of the Beast"
MorisUkunRasik said:
Rio, you're gonna drop that story on us?

...if you are that's cool, just make sure you don't say something that can be used against you or anything. We can hash it out beforehand if you just want to vent, but if you really be on record about it that's fine.....just be careful.
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fucking moris

ReiGun said:
But the Twitters love her bro. Carol Corps. bruh.
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i wonder when the carol corps even started.
 
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User 73706

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ViewtifulJC said:
holding a fuckin' interview before shit goes down

"what was the first dick you sucked"

"he he well...*long cutesy overacted anecdote*

"haha yeah aight...what was your first black dick tho"

"...that was my first black dick hahaha"

"yeeeeeah hahaha what school did you go to"

GET ON WITH IT
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So much potential worldbuilding and all they do is ask how many ping pong balls she's gotten in her ass before. Where did she go to college? What are her hopes and dreams?

Storm Chamber said:
Well since I started this discussion, lemme ask yall this....

What's the nastiest thing you've seen in porn?

Good or bad
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Jado

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Today was basically "catch up on all the weekend stuff I missed in BCT/GAF."

GotG was good.

Devo killing Slay was crazy tho. Like if I was simping that hard and a woman said that to me IRL, I'd probably just go home (doesnt matter the setting: work, school, arcade, sidewalk) and rethink my life.
 
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Furyous

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It's 93 degrees outside and I'm tired as shit. Anywhoo, I bullshitted my way through a job interview at Applebees which should give me enough time to stack the paper necessary to get the flaming fuck outta here to somewhere else.

I'm bored so let's talk about shitty jobs we worked.

Direct Sales FTMFW (For the MotherFucking Win)

*** PSA: I'm not saying everything in this story happened to me per se in case anyone I know is lurking these boards ***

Once upon a time, there was young nigga doing young nigga shit in the mean streets of Cleveland, Ohio. He may or may not have a quit a good solid part-time a job to work in direct sales because young niggas have no sense of hindsight.

In any event, his homie hits him up about this opportunity to work at a direct sales office on Tallmadge road in Akron, Ohio. Him, being the young ain't shit dude he was at the time, says yes, why not quit guaranteed money for unguaranteed money.

He should've seen the red flags coming when he realized this office was located right near a strip club that had a porno store next to it. First off, the porno store was right next to a strip club. Talk about synergy and collaborating for future business opportunities. You mean to tell me he can scoop a stripper out of the club tugging on his cape, buy some relevant items at the store next door and help her sort out her life issues? He remembers the strip club because at an unspecified time earlier, someone that looks like me, may or may not have reverse ghetto gagged in terms of race (whatever that is, no clue if it exists or not) a promising young woman with hopes and dreams. [/SPOILER]This should've been red flag number one.

There were two owners. One was cool and about his business. The other one was too happy. I'm talking very cokeheadish happiness... more on that later. There was this chick named Michelle that was in charge of training me.
Let me describe her in instagram terms:

She had the Sara Jay (whoever this random person that comes to mind is, no clue if she exists or not) black dick curiosity/borderline obsession.
She her face minus the struggle and cross fit chin:
http://instagram.com/mindyfoster
She had her ass: http://instagram.com/lexybaddie mixed with her ass: http://instagram.com/p/o0_pnXGL2d/?modal=true Basically, she was product of healthy eating and quite possibly back shots, but that's what I heard.

She was blonde and loved flirting with customers to get them to buy stuff. That's great when you working on consignment. His first training day, she's taking him out to the hoodest of fucking hood spots in Akron and he's thinking to himself that she's really bout that life. She took him to a hood bar (literally, the shit was hood as fuck) and let dudes touch her ass to buy a fake overpriced watch.

Fuck this chronological shit I'm getting to the good stuff:

He worked with dude named ***** from Florida who was rich and in Akron, Ohio because he was sorting his life out. He was one of those travel the world white dudes that loved telling black males much blacker he was than them. At that stage, the main character of this work story was trying to avoid responding to the bullshit and get this money that he thought was there. The alleged coke head owner put me on a shift with dude. This motherfucker took me to a strip club I won't name in Akron, OH that had a cover charge.

First off, ain't enough bad bitches in Akron to get the main character of this particular story to pay for a cover charge for a strip club.
Call him a cheap ass nigga but he'll go to a real club where he can convince a young lass to give him that good intimate physical verbal contact for free.
TELL ME WHY THIS DUDE, HIS COWORKER, WAS TRYING TO CONVINCE THE MAIN CHARACTER TO PAY FOR A $40 A SUCK AND FUCK IN THE BACK???? This dude tried to hustle a fake rolex to a stripper while she was working and didn't get kicked out because he knew the owners. The stripper looked like Devon Michaels (whoever this random person that comes to mind is, no clue if she exists or not) but clearly wasn't. TELL ME WHY THIS RICH DUDE BOUGHT A POCKET PUSSY (VIOLATION NUMBER I FORGOT) and used that bitch THEN TRIED TO SELL IT TO SOMEONE LATER IN THE ORIGINAL PACKAGING???? Only reason the main character ain't steal on this dude is because young black men have a higher chance of going to jail over dumb shit even back then.

Then there was the time they put the main character with a drug dealer who he ain't know was drug dealing.
The main character found myself in the right club at the wrong time with this dude kicking it with outstanding members of society that just so happened to moonlight as independent street pharmacists.
 This nigga doing all types of shit I'm not speaking on in the name of flipping whatever it is we were flipping, which was legal of course.

Due to the fact that the main character borrowed my glorified sperm donor's car while he was "on vacation" had to bum it on some homeless shit due to getting kicked out of his grandparents house. What did he do to get kicked out? He did some real nigga shit. Bascially, he went to work, showered, and went to a foam party only to come back at 5 am to get ready for work. THESE MOTHERFUCKERS HAD THE NERVE TO TELL HIM, GROWN ASS MAN, TO EITHER GIVE THEM THE CAR KEYS OR HOUSE KEYS. He tossed them the house keys and chucked up the deuce on his way to work, which was at the time, a decent hourly job. This plays into a certain legal situation later on in this story.

Michelle was renting out her house to coworkers who needed it and had them sign contracts. The main character gamed my way into chilling for a night and got to know everyone. He knew someone there that hit the same car five times that night while the owners were inside of their house chilling. There were some characters at that job gotdamn. There was this glasses wearing hippie woman that looked great with dem dsls (whatever that is, no clue if it exists or not) that was a really generous and nice person. The main character and her, they, got to know each other for work reasons and discuss the universe.

*EDITED FOR LEGAL REASONS*

*EDITED FOR LEGAL REASONS*

One time they stuck the main character with this Harry Potter nigga canvassing Akron's projects. This was the same day the blackout happened. Why was this dude afraid of going into this area? The main character ran into hustle man flipping porno dvds and they exchanged merchandise to flip, respectable businessman to respectable businessman. The blackout happens and THE MAIN CHARACTER AND THE HARRY POTTER DUDE WERE DEEP IN THE HOOD. Harry Potter dude runs while the main character calmly strolls to the Alero with that exquisite body kit and tookoff. HARRY POTTER WASN'T BOUT THAT LIFE.

The main character canvassed Ohio 120 hours a week for 2 and half months only to narrowly escape Ohio without going to jail. Long story short, Someone that looks like me got into some alleged legal situations and had to go to college anyway so I was good. Someone that looks like me got into a car accident on my final day at the direct sales job, suffered a nasty concussion and some other shit and went to court somewhere where black people shouldn't go to court at. Apparently, someone that looks like me was supposed to bring two ID cards and told the police officer waiting for him that he had to take a piss. He snuck out the back, hopped a fence, and started running the fuck outta town only to stop at a fire station. He gave them a fake name and used they rest room only to leave his glasses. Now he was really fucked up in the game, lost, quite possibly on the run, and fucked up from the car accident.

He ran into coworkers and bumped into my homie that put me on. They were sad and telling him to go to a hospital but he couldn't because there may or may not have been a warrant out for his arrest. His homie took him back to work where he got his clothes bags and came in after a rousing speech from the first manager about his level of dedication and grind. Coworkers were patting him on the back and hugging him. Looooooong story short, he left for college with uncertain legal situations on a 3900 mile three and half day bus ride to college scared he wouldn't make it for obvious legal reasons. That alleged coke head owner WAS REALLY ON COKE THE WHOLE TIME. He got busted and the office was closed forever.

I doubt any of y'all made it this far. This was story time with me about crazy work stories that quite possibly happened, allegedly in another place and time. Can one of you photoshop experts put this in the spider-man font and add a good background?

*** PSA: I'm not saying everything in this story happened to me per se in case anyone I know is lurking these boards ***
 
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Retro_

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Please guys

either tell a story in plain english or don't

enough with these cryptic narrative posts
 
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royalan

Member
Now ain't NOBODY had shit bad to say about Zoe Saldana's acting before.

And all of us black folk were QUICK to claim her when she started blowing up with Avatar and Star Trek. We all cheered for a new black chick doing the damn thing on the scene...

But let her get cast as Nina Simone? And all hell breaks loose.

Zoe Saldana has dark skin (well, not the darkest, but you get it). And, most importantly, she identifies as latina AND black. I literally do not see the problem here.

<Deuces>
 
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DominoKid

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royalan said:
Now ain't NOBODY had shit bad to say about Zoe Saldana's acting before.

And all of us black folk were QUICK to claim her when she started blowing up with Avatar and Star Trek. We all cheered for a new black chick doing the damn thing on the scene...

But let her get cast as Nina Simone? And all hell breaks loose.

Zoe Saldana has dark skin (well, not the darkest, but you get it). And, most importantly, she identifies as latina AND black. I literally do not see the problem here.

<Deuces>
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nobody ever had anything good to say either. sometimes all you have to do is keep it in the road though and she does that well.
 
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Kreed

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royalan said:
Now ain't NOBODY had shit bad to say about Zoe Saldana's acting before.

And all of us black folk were QUICK to claim her when she started blowing up with Avatar and Star Trek. We all cheered for a new black chick doing the damn thing on the scene...

But let her get cast as Nina Simone? And all hell breaks loose.

Zoe Saldana has dark skin (well, not the darkest, but you get it). And, most importantly, she identifies as latina AND black. I literally do not see the problem here.

<Deuces>
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The problem is the dark skin make up, wigs, and prosthetic noses. She's playing Nina Simone, not a Ninja Turtle. If she can't do the part without the Jim Henson make up kit, someone else should play the part.
 
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Retro_

Unconfirmed Member
Oldschoolgamer said:
Man, it was easy enough to follow.
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He switched between referring to himself in the 3rd and 1st person at times in the same sentence.

He uses tumblr links in spoiler tags in place of actual adjectives

Decides "fuck this chronological shit" in the middle of the goddamn story

We better than this guys. I'm not saying you gotta write college papers on here but learn to organize a coherent thought is all I'm saying. No one trying to read page long posts with their decoder rings on hand
 
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