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The Black Culture Thread |OT7| Luigi took our stare

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holding a fuckin' interview before shit goes down

"what was the first dick you sucked"

"he he well...*long cutesy overacted anecdote*

"haha yeah aight...what was your first black dick tho"

"...that was my first black dick hahaha"

"yeeeeeah hahaha what school did you go to"

GET ON WITH IT

I swear it's like......does this woman not have the job yet? Am I watching a making of? Is she gonna leave and another girls gonna walk in and get the same round of questions? This shit is elaborate as fuck! I hope she brought her ID and proof of residency. I'm waiting on the first girl to walk out when she isn't offered 401k or paid vacation.

It's a fuckmovie, just fuck already.
 

Gorillaz

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I hate when the camera guy talks during the scenes as well. Like he's whispering and shit

"yea..do it slowly...no slower......slower"
 
I hate when the camera guy talks during the scenes as well. Like he's whispering and shit

"yea..do it slowly...no slower......slower"

Girl is deepthroating like a champ

"Nah go slower baby...slower"

MOTHERFUCKER
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J10

Banned
Pretty sure I saw Debbie Diamond do DVDA, which is technically not physically possible without resulting in an annihilation.
 
Worst I've ever seen was one of them GhettoGagger-like sites except it was all black.

Dude throated the chick so hard she threw up....then shortly after kept going. Couple years ago, I would've cut it off then and there....now...well...



Don't think anyone is gonna top scat sundae though....good god
 
Anal prolapse. Worst shit I've seen. Like goddamn why did I not hover over the goddamn video with a cursor. Why did I pull that amateur ass move and click with out confirmation.
 

JohnDoe

Banned
Worst bonerkiller in porn:

Some average ass looking dude is getting his dick sucked, girl is going in.

Stupid ass dude dudebro cameraman zooms in on guys face: "How does it feel bro???"

"whoa bro, this is fucking amazing bro
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UGHHH DIE
 

Jado

Banned
...ties him up inside? Goddammit...people....poor fucking dog. :/

GF's family (uncle, aunt, cousins) did this shit with their Pug and then wondered why he was constantly whimpering and going hyper the few times he was allowed to roam freely. He had a dry skin condition too, probably from the proximity to a radiator in the hallway where he was tied up all the time. They were always calling him ugly, smelly and annoying... kinda taunting him or treating him like a nuisance. Poor thing finally passed when it slipped off its crappy neck leash and ran into traffic (he should have been wearing a body harness!). My GF care for him the most and gets really upset thinking about how they didn't love him properly and how much better/longer he would've lived under our care (we own a small dog that will be nine this year).

When my mom first got my dog as a puppy, she put him in the basement where he cried for two or three nights. I finally convinced her that was fucked up and then he slept in our rooms. She threatened so many times to "sell him" when he blew his coat out a couple of times a year. Because shitty furniture is more important than a furry member of the family. One time she went to a bodega on a shady ass corner and left him outside with some random person sitting out front -- he panicked and wrangled himself out of his ill-fitting harness and had to be chased down. I scolded her never to leave our dog with idiot strangers who might see $$$ in a cute, little dog and steal him. I moved out from home under bad terms in 2010 and looked him right in the face and said: I'll come back to get you. Felt worse not seeing him than anyone in my cold family. A month later, I did just that and the three of us been very happy. She wasn't gonna take him on long walks, play him with in the park, pay vet bills, brush and bathe him regularly, feed him quality dog food, nor take him to a good groomer. Some people just suck or lack common sense and shouldn't own pets at all.
 
Lets be honest this thread been nuked after that Devo comment yesterday. Silks scat fetish aint got shit on it

Bout to air out the story on the podcast?

Imagine their reaction to what I told you. In your opinion how do you think "So Well Spoken" would react?

I will drive straight home. Hopefully 2230 I'll be there.
 

Silky

Banned
I don't have a scat fetish. :L. Swear to god that wasn't on my plate when I saw it.

It's why I'm mostly done with porn from the euro side.

Silky don't need him unless he can turn water into a scat sundae

why am I laughing so hard at this
 

Gorillaz

Member
Imagine their reaction to what I told you. In your opinion how do you think "So Well Spoken" would react?

I will drive straight home. Hopefully 2230 I'll be there.


Probably more 'legit shook' then DY's story. I mean DY left a loving caring women who was faithful in everything she did and had a baby that just needed a good father figure, someone to be proud of, someone to take him to the father son boat races in the summer. Hell even the one guy he mentioned in the story, DY's BFF was rooting for him as well.

But nah for real I'm not sure. It was pretty depressing/rough
 
Folks are making me hate seeing Ms Marvel.

its odd because shes boring as shit. if it was anyone else id understand, but carol? why?

The reason I like Carol is because of her showing in EMH. She was genuinely great there. The comics don't live up to that, I'll admit.

But I feel you guys when you say most people are bandwagoning. It feels like when people on CBR were trying to suggest ways to make the Illuminati not be an all-guy group. Literally just throwing shit at the wall. Frost would have worked, but unless you're going for villains, not much else would work there.

In this case, Carol is one of the few female superheroes that would work in the same way as the guys. Nothing too crazy, honestly.
 
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