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The Black Culture Thread |OT7| Luigi took our stare

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Prototype Viktor

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the urban Two Face
 
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Mrs. Manky

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That podcast gave me life.

"Youngblood"

"Alligator Jane Dro"

"YOU SPEAK LIKE YOU TYPE"

"I fucked a racist" (was it like fucking Paula Deen, only with less butter?)

And much much more. There should just be an all Rio podcast. Just him. Talking about his Iceberg Slim days and his love of robot women.

Thank you all.
 
Jackben

Jackben

bitch I'm taking calls.
Anyone else know that feeling where you are getting hit up left and right by girls that want to hang but then the one you actually want to go out with says no...Shit she must have sensed that I actually cared, as soon as I heard my phone vibrate I was texting a reply. The rest of these girls are waiting 30+ minutes for me to return a message.

I hate dating, so much fuckery and small talk at the beginning.
 
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KumaJG

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I didn't get into the Ninja Turtles screening :-(. I didn't want to leave my cousin behind so I waited like new black person I am :). On the bright side, those who didn't get it got a free movie ticket to see whatever you want ^_^. I am saving that for avengers lol.
 
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User 73706

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What's the full history on butt eatin'? I mean like, cunnilingus has been recorded in texts throughout history, but like, where are the biblical passages on booty eatin' sesshes?
 
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andthebeatgoeson

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I'll admit I've eatin an ass in my life. She has to keep it clean. It's so close. The taint is so sensitive. Unfortunately, I was influenced by people. This one chick I smashed told me how much she liked it. It took a few years to marinate in my soul. When I found one of the cleanest chicks I've ever met (took multiple showers a day from cross fit), I eventually migrated from the hot pocket to the Winkler.

Wasn't bad. No smell. No after taste. But I would discriminate. Can't just eat anything put in front of you. I think she used to shave extremely well, too. Tall, half Japanese half Italian with a cross fit body, power legs, always raw, strong head game with the gulping action.

Actually, now that I remember, her head game pushed me into it. I never used to be able to finish. Turns out, I just dated lames for 15 years. Finishing from dome was basically loch ness to me. Some weird story from another country. Found a few girls that passed the exam and I was ready to go thru walls. And it unlocked some achievement in me. Now, I can just let her go thru the first verse in the hymnal and sing His praises. So, well. Um... Yeah.
 
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royalan

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skinnyrattler said:
I'll admit I've eatin an ass in my life. She has to keep it clean. It's so close. The taint is so sensitive. Unfortunately, I was influenced by people. This one chick I smashed told me how much she liked it. It took a few years to marinate in my soul. When I found one of the cleanest chicks I've ever met (took multiple showers a day from cross fit), I eventually migrated from the hot pocket to the Winkler.

Wasn't bad. No smell. No after taste. But I would discriminate. Can't just eat anything put in front of you. I think she used to shave extremely well, too. Tall, half Japanese half Italian with a cross fit body, power legs, always raw, strong head game with the gulping action.

Actually, now that I remember, her head game pushed me into it. I never used to be able to finish. Turns out, I just dated lames for 15 years. Finishing from dome was basically loch ness to me. Some weird story from another country. Found a few girls that passed the exam and I was ready to go thru walls. And it unlocked some achievement in me. Now, I can just let her go thru the first verse in the hymnal and sing His praises. So, well. Um... Yeah.
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YAAAAAASSSS

You better TOSS that salad.
 
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Furyous

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....

I just came outta orientation like fuck y'all pay me.

STORY TIME (fuck your wall of text)

This manager clearly voted for Mitt Romney as did all of the managerial staff. They look like the type of people that travel to Republican conventions.

Tell me why this dude went down national statistics like Kaz used to do at old Sony E3 press conferences? Dude told us he was 24 hours away from retirement.

The whole server/hostess staff can get that work. Of course, this corporate food service establishment does not condone work place fraternizing aka it's time to finger bang in the parking lot. This one young lass named Morgan had this whole dominatrix S&M thing that was working.... Not that I was paying attention to her.

My Facebook feed is now monitored so even though it's private and no one can see my posts I'm using another email address anyway. I asked him if they monitored ALL of my Facebook posts...

I hope they don't monitor my instagram page where I support various yoga instructors and up and coming models trying to reach new heights.

This place is clean as fuck. I've worked in some health code violating places but kept my mouth shut due to hush money.

I look forward to seeing how far I can take my ain'tshitness before I get a reprimand.
 
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andthebeatgoeson

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I'm talking about fury, aqua man. I ain't thirsting over any fb when porn is right around the corner or the strip club is... But that's none of my business.
 
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Furyous

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skinnyrattler said:
How can they monitor a fb page that's private? I'm not friending shit.
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That's what I thought but they said they use some sort of service. Why did these insulated fucks cause them to do this? Dude told us he's doing this because privileged white women (not his words but literally all of the women involved in the cases were young white women) brought negativity to this establishment. Tell me why this slore got mad over a shitty tip and posted it on Facebook? Her posting went viral and the person brought that work to the establishment because the credit card came from this town.
 
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EscoBlades

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skinnyrattler said:
I'll admit I've eatin an ass in my life. She has to keep it clean. It's so close. The taint is so sensitive. Unfortunately, I was influenced by people. This one chick I smashed told me how much she liked it. It took a few years to marinate in my soul. When I found one of the cleanest chicks I've ever met (took multiple showers a day from cross fit), I eventually migrated from the hot pocket to the Winkler.

Wasn't bad. No smell. No after taste. But I would discriminate. Can't just eat anything put in front of you. I think she used to shave extremely well, too. Tall, half Japanese half Italian with a cross fit body, power legs, always raw, strong head game with the gulping action.

Actually, now that I remember, her head game pushed me into it. I never used to be able to finish. Turns out, I just dated lames for 15 years. Finishing from dome was basically loch ness to me. Some weird story from another country. Found a few girls that passed the exam and I was ready to go thru walls. And it unlocked some achievement in me. Now, I can just let her go thru the first verse in the hymnal and sing His praises. So, well. Um... Yeah.
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I got no adequate response to this. None, lol
 
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ViewtifulJC said:
Ya know that Mexican stereotype of them having chickens in their front yard

Yeah well my neighbors got a damn pony
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sounds like the country area of michigan my grandma lives out in

the neighbors horse walks across the field to her window when she is doing dishes

nahhhhhh
 
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