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The Black Culture Thread |OT7| Luigi took our stare

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Motherfuckers.

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Eloquent- glad you alright.
Free- good shit on thinking shit through
Devo- They just gonna lock it up anyway

So they decided Satch is in Nu52. How she feel bout that surfboard.

I cant go into specifics but I found out who I was "guarding". If I was a fan it would be different. Oh well.

I hope you cats have a good day.
 

Wynnebeck

Banned
I didn't know Satch had a comic.

LOL

Good to see you ok Eloquent. Shake it off breh. Also, I'm starting to think the whole "young black guys are virile mandingos" sentiment never went away. I went to a bar with a friend a few weeks ago to meet a group of people in a BDSM group she runs with. It was at a karaoke bar and it was pretty fun. However, I noticed we were the only ones in the mid-late 20s range with everyone else being 30+. She told me from the beginning that many of the women in the group preyed on young boys, but I'm not going to be pressed by some older housewives.

That was a mistake.

Soon after people start drinking, questions about my interests and kinks come up and I'm having to answer to a table full of women while their cuckold husbands are in the background behind them looking like:

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One question that got thrown my way was, "Hey Wynnebeck, you have a nice bubble butt. Ever had it pounded with a strap-on?"

My face:
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After everyone started to go home, I got swarmed with people adding my number to their cells to contact me. My way out? I gave them my stick girl's phone number and told them I'm under her protection so to vet all request for Mandingo Slinging through her. Apparently they want me to come to another meetup this Wednesday at a local buffet place so at least they'll act civil. I'll keep y'all posted.
 
I AM FUCKING VEX...

I was on the train to a gym in Tokyo like usual, sitting close to the door. I look up at 3 Americans get on with a youngish Japanese woman. The three guys look about 40-50 6ft2 and look like hells angels members. I have my headphones in but turn off the music to overhear them while I text. They seem lost. This is what they say.

"Hmmmm, what should we do?"
"Ask the black guy"
"No"
"Why are black niggers even here?"

Soon as I heard it I thought no way. Must have misheard heard em.

"Fucking nigger, what's he doing on his phone?"
"Looks like he's messaging"
"When we get off the train, one of us should punch him"

Japanese girl "please no trouble, he looks strong"

One of the guys "don't worry,he's short. I'll hit the black nigger. Besides he can't hear us" (I'm 181cm). These are real quotes, not exaggerated

At this point I take my headphones out and stand up. Not gonna these racist fucks sneak me. After that point they don't say a single thing about me and just talk among themselves. We all get ready to get off at the same stop so I move behind them in case they try some shit. Got off and it was done.

In the gym changing room now and I'm just sitting here vex. The last time something lol this happened to me was 2011 in London but I got back at them. Just tryna calm down now....
you were asking for it dressing up in that black skin in Tokyo a known white neighborhood
 

Kreed

Member
some shows just shouldn't return. arrested development had a pretty bad fourth season too

Aaron McGruder would have produced a great Season 4, particularly since he would have been able to get Samuel L Jackson, Carl Jones, Kat Williams, and Charlie Murphy involved with the show again (unless you're one of those that hated Season 3 or 2, then carry on).
 

x Misogi

Member
*searches Queen of Spades*

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No seriously, I don't know how to feel about that. Guess I'll be on the lookout for her on Wednesday.

Holy shit that's hilarious

...hi guys

Where you're from- Indiana
Where you live- Indianapolis
Your cultural heritage, lineage and genealogy- Black/Cherokee
Do you know your roots- Dad:no Mom: great grandmother
Your Age- 24
Favorite musical genre- Hip Hop
Your profession/major/career interest- IT
Your religious affiliation- none
Hobbies- Gaming, wondering why BK doesn't serve the tendercrisp anymore
 

Wynnebeck

Banned
Holy shit that's hilarious

...hi guys

Where you're from- Indiana
Where you live- Indianapolis
Your cultural heritage, lineage and genealogy- Black/Cherokee
Do you know your roots- Dad:no Mom: great grandmother
Your Age- 24
Favorite musical genre- Hip Hop
Your profession/major/career interest- IT
Your religious affiliation- none
Hobbies- Gaming, wondering why BK doesn't serve the tendercrisp anymore

Alright breh, most important question you'll get today: What do you put in your grits, sugar or salt?
 
I have my headphones in but turn off the music to overhear them while I text.

back to this, I swear thought I was the only one that did this, I've caught/fought several people who thought they could steal shit from my backpack while I was walkin down the street, or pick my pockets coz "hey he cant hear so his other senses dont work too right"
 
Wait, are grits a part of the survey too? I'm not a grit guy. Pretty sure I'm a yankee on the inside despite living in Florida all my life. Definitely a bacon-over-sausage guy though.
 

BHZ Mayor

Member
Eloquent's story got me pissed off just reading it. If I read it correctly, you were trying to pass the car in front, and the asshole kept intentionally cutting you off? I wish you would've been able to get the plate number. But you're okay and that's the most important thing.

And lol @ "Don't mess with him he looks strong." in Mufasa's story. 3 on 1, and they still were too cowardly to step.
 
Tokyo the new confederacy - Free; stay easy breh

Wynn wasn't just satisfied with dem girls at the fair, now he taking Queen of Spade's applications.

EloquentM - glad you good bro. You a #1 stunna like evil Kenevil

Rio the wife just got a hold of D'usse cognac. What's ya verdict?
 

andthebeatgoeson

Junior Member
Eloquent's story got me pissed off just reading it. If I read it correctly, you were trying to pass the car in front, and the asshole kept intentionally cutting you off? I wish you would've been able to get the plate number. But you're okay and that's the most important thing.

And lol @ "Don't mess with him he looks strong." in Mufasa's story. 3 on 1, and they still were too cowardly to step.
Not cowardly to say it on the train. Bitchassness. Most people don't listen to their headphones turned up that much. International heart: Nobody want to go to jail outside of America so I can even be bolder.

Alright breh, most important question you'll get today: What do you put in your grits, cheese, sugar or salt?

FTFY. Although, I do put salt on mine.

Have we ever surveyed ketchup on eggs in the thread?

Bron Bron opted out
Oh lawd
OH LAWD indeed. Is he jumping? Will he take a bigger pay cut? Did Riles push him over the edge? Will this monica just be the town whore? Riles had to be mad after their meeting then and that's why we got that press conference.

Dis gon b gud.
 
I didn't think there would be so many black people upset with Wondeisha. I thought people wouldn't take it so serious. But I was wrong. People are really mad that someone did a black wonder woman like that. They are saying give us more Nubia, not this. Because depictions of black women shouldn't be like this. The fact that she's stereotypical.
 

Jackben

bitch I'm taking calls.
Holy shit that's hilarious

...hi guys

Where you're from- Indiana
Where you live- Indianapolis
Your cultural heritage, lineage and genealogy- Black/Cherokee
Do you know your roots- Dad:no Mom: great grandmother
Your Age- 24
Favorite musical genre- Hip Hop
Your profession/major/career interest- IT
Your religious affiliation- none
Hobbies- Gaming, wondering why BK doesn't serve the tendercrisp anymore
Da fuck?! Plz god no. I just got one the other day. They phasing it out or maybe just a regional thing? I live in the midwest.

I prefer Wendy's spicy chicken sandwich but I fucks with the tendercrisp at times, would be a shame to see it go.
 

Kreed

Member
I didn't think there would be so many black people upset with Wondeisha. I thought people wouldn't take it so serious. But I was wrong. People are really mad that someone did a black wonder woman like that. They are saying give us more Nubia, not this. Because depictions of black women shouldn't be like this. The fact that she's stereotypical.

Isn't it just a fan drawing?
 

x Misogi

Member
Da fuck?! Plz god no. I just got one the other day. They phasing it out or maybe just a regional thing? I live in the midwest.

I prefer Wendy's spicy chicken sandwich but I fucks with the tendercrisp at times, would be a shame to see it go.

What? I haven't seen one in years.

Don't tell me Tendercrisp went the way of the Waffle Crisp...
 
I didn't think there would be so many black people upset with Wondeisha. I thought people wouldn't take i BHt so serious. But I was wrong. People are really mad that someone did a black wonder woman like that. They are saying give us more Nubia, not this. Because depictions of black women shouldn't be like this. The fact that she's stereotypical.

I'm not offended but I can definitely tell where they are coming from. If you are going to make WW black, let's not go down the easy stereotypical route that DC would take. Look what happened to Mr. Terrific in The New 52: Future End weekly. Turned the fourth smartest man into urban genius with chains and tats, as if he couldn't be black without those accessories
 

Silky

Banned
Butter/sprinkle some sugar in

You ok

I AM FUCKING VEX...

I was on the train to a gym in Tokyo like usual, sitting close to the door. I look up at 3 Americans get on with a youngish Japanese woman. The three guys look about 40-50 6ft2 and look like hells angels members. I have my headphones in but turn off the music to overhear them while I text. They seem lost. This is what they say.

"Hmmmm, what should we do?"
"Ask the black guy"
"No"
"Why are black niggers even here?"

Soon as I heard it I thought no way. Must have misheard heard em.

"Fucking nigger, what's he doing on his phone?"
"Looks like he's messaging"
"When we get off the train, one of us should punch him"

Japanese girl "please no trouble, he looks strong"

One of the guys "don't worry,he's short. I'll hit the black nigger. Besides he can't hear us" (I'm 181cm). These are real quotes, not exaggerated

At this point I take my headphones out and stand up. Not gonna these racist fucks sneak me. After that point they don't say a single thing about me and just talk among themselves. We all get ready to get off at the same stop so I move behind them in case they try some shit. Got off and it was done.

In the gym changing room now and I'm just sitting here vex. The last time something lol this happened to me was 2011 in London but I got back at them. Just tryna calm down now....

wow. what the fuck
 

Oldschoolgamer

The physical form of blasphemy
Damn, they wanted to throw Mufasa off of the cliff again. smh. Fuck those dudes. You did the right thing tho.

They about to have Wynnebeck
with a ball gag in his mouth, bent over a pool table
. lol. j/k. Good luck to you breh.

I didn't think there would be so many black people upset with Wondeisha. I thought people wouldn't take it so serious. But I was wrong. People are really mad that someone did a black wonder woman like that. They are saying give us more Nubia, not this. Because depictions of black women shouldn't be like this. The fact that she's stereotypical.

Yea. It's someone's interpretation, so it's whatever at the end of the day. It's just, why does she have to have the cheating lightskin brother, twerk, and ride a surboard? It's always some shit along those lines or some stereotypes, cause that's how all black women are. Shit's eyeroll inducing at this point: fan or not.
 
I realize that I've never done this:

Where you're from- Born in Boston, raised in NJ. Lived everywhere as an Army Brat
Where you live- RDU
Your cultural heritage, Black/Portuguese
Do you know your roots- Great Grandparents on both sides
Your Age- 43
Favorite musical genre- Hip Hop (Old School)
Your profession/major/career interest- IT
Your religious affiliation- Buddhist
Hobbies- Gaming, Reading, Hanging out with the dog. Everything

I don't like grits, prefer bacon unless the sausage is fresh and local( Neese's if your familiar) and I'm Popeye's/Bojangles guy.
 

GungHo

Single-handedly caused Exxon-Mobil to sue FOX, start World War 3
I AM FUCKING VEX...

I was on the train to a gym in Tokyo like usual, sitting close to the door. I look up at 3 Americans get on with a youngish Japanese woman. The three guys look about 40-50 6ft2 and look like hells angels members. I have my headphones in but turn off the music to overhear them while I text. They seem lost. This is what they say.

"Hmmmm, what should we do?"
"Ask the black guy"
"No"
"Why are black niggers even here?"

Soon as I heard it I thought no way. Must have misheard heard em.

"Fucking nigger, what's he doing on his phone?"
"Looks like he's messaging"
"When we get off the train, one of us should punch him"

Japanese girl "please no trouble, he looks strong"

One of the guys "don't worry,he's short. I'll hit the black nigger. Besides he can't hear us" (I'm 181cm). These are real quotes, not exaggerated

At this point I take my headphones out and stand up. Not gonna these racist fucks sneak me. After that point they don't say a single thing about me and just talk among themselves. We all get ready to get off at the same stop so I move behind them in case they try some shit. Got off and it was done.

In the gym changing room now and I'm just sitting here vex. The last time something lol this happened to me was 2011 in London but I got back at them. Just tryna calm down now....

The revenge porn enthusiast in me would have you punching them each in the trachea in rapid succession, Wing Chun-style, and then walking away from the tube station slowly, the only sound being your rapid heart beat fading away into the lamentations of their woman.
 

FreeMufasa

Junior Member
And lol @ "Don't mess with him he looks strong." in Mufasa's story. 3 on 1, and they still were too cowardly to step.

What I don't get is why they went quiet when I took off my headphones, like they were on some "oh shit he can hear us now!" Shit. They were speaking loud enough before.

The saddest thing was they were throwing around nigger like the girl with them should know but she just had a what does that mean? Look on her.

Also made me think if pieces of shit like these are common in the states. If so.....
 
cot damn @ these last two pages.

The highlight of my day yesterday was scheduling my wisdom teeth removal and fucking up talking to the cute dental assistant.
 
The revenge porn enthusiast in me would have you punching them each in the trachea in rapid succession, Wing Chun-style, and then walking away from the tube station slowly, the only sound being your rapid heart beat fading away into the lamentations of their woman.

Second this. I would even go as far as to stand next to them and say, "Fucking try with a crowd looking at you all." (if they understood japanese, respond in japanese just for emphasis with the japanese women listening as well).

What a bunch of jerks.
 
Holy shit that's hilarious

...hi guys

Where you're from- Indiana
Where you live- Indianapolis
Your cultural heritage, lineage and genealogy- Black/Cherokee
Do you know your roots- Dad:no Mom: great grandmother
Your Age- 24
Favorite musical genre- Hip Hop
Your profession/major/career interest- IT
Your religious affiliation- none
Hobbies- Gaming, wondering why BK doesn't serve the tendercrisp anymore

Sup breh. I see you're repping Team Green.

You came to the wrong neighborhood monica

Welcome to the Jungle :D
 

Silky

Banned
I get the feeling that people do that popping off/staring shit stuff in different countries because they think (they're ignorant) people aren't understanding what they're saying. I hear that thought process get a lot of people in trouble on both sides.
 

GungHo

Single-handedly caused Exxon-Mobil to sue FOX, start World War 3
Also made me think if pieces of shit like these are common in the states. If so.....

I used to think they might be common enough, but too cowardly to actually do/say anything. They are getting rather bold, again, though... at least verbally if not physically. My concern is that the verbal shit might have some scope creep if things keep going the way they are going with folks feeling that they are somehow put out by being denied the privilege of being racist (which is why I phrased my "wish" as " revenge porn" rather than "revenge suggestion". People may say "words don't hurt", but they sure as hell can incite (both ways).
 

Imm0rt4l

Member
I AM FUCKING VEX...

I was on the train to a gym in Tokyo like usual, sitting close to the door. I look up at 3 Americans get on with a youngish Japanese woman. The three guys look about 40-50 6ft2 and look like hells angels members. I have my headphones in but turn off the music to overhear them while I text. They seem lost. This is what they say.

"Hmmmm, what should we do?"
"Ask the black guy"
"No"
"Why are black niggers even here?"

Soon as I heard it I thought no way. Must have misheard heard em.

"Fucking nigger, what's he doing on his phone?"
"Looks like he's messaging"
"When we get off the train, one of us should punch him"

Japanese girl "please no trouble, he looks strong"

One of the guys "don't worry,he's short. I'll hit the black nigger. Besides he can't hear us" (I'm 181cm). These are real quotes, not exaggerated

At this point I take my headphones out and stand up. Not gonna these racist fucks sneak me. After that point they don't say a single thing about me and just talk among themselves. We all get ready to get off at the same stop so I move behind them in case they try some shit. Got off and it was done.

In the gym changing room now and I'm just sitting here vex. The last time something lol this happened to me was 2011 in London but I got back at them. Just tryna calm down now....
I got mad while reading this shit bro. I was hoping this would end with you beating the shit out of him.

What I don't get is why they went quiet when I took off my headphones, like they were on some "oh shit he can hear us now!" Shit. They were speaking loud enough before.

The saddest thing was they were throwing around nigger like the girl with them should know but she just had a what does that mean? Look on her.

Also made me think if pieces of shit like these are common in the states. If so.....
Not very common, put it this way. I wish a motherfucker would....

People aren't normally that bold.
 
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