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The Black Culture Thread |OT7| Luigi took our stare

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Furyous

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http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2014/06/desus-mero-complex-tv-everything-is-sus

New Desus vs Mero is out and hopefully I didn’t post this earlier as my internet connection disconnected as the post went through.

*SMH*

Desus is an ain’t shit hall of famer.

I only date 23 and older.

I only consider 21 year and four months year olds. That four months is enough time to get over the ability to go to bars anytime. I run away from anyone in my church that’s not 25 because they act like high schoolers ugh. One day I’ll talk about that but in the meantime let’s get back to this discussion.

Does anyone else feel like a cradle robber smanging these young women? You ever cavort/frolick with a young 18 year old and crunch the numbers on her birth date in mid stroke? In 1995 the US GDP was $x trillion, stock market was up 10 points on insert date, insert rap artist had just released insert classic album that went double Charles Hamilton.

Watching Avatar I keep expecting Uncle Ruckus to show up.

That general is on some tea party shit. James Cameron has to explain the mating process at some point in the next movie anyway. They’re skyscraper tall and live where they live. Child labor has to be a bitch.

Got hit with the "we should stay friends" line

I got the "my parents have conservative values" line.

The “I’d hate to disrupt our natural chemistry” is the best.
 

J10

Banned
Once got hit with the "I value our friendship too much" just before she tried to date a different friend with whom she had known almost the exact same amount of time. That one bothered me a little bit.
 

Slayven

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http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2014/06/desus-mero-complex-tv-everything-is-sus

New Desus vs Mero is out and hopefully I didn’t post this earlier as my internet connection disconnected as the post went through.

*SMH*

Desus is an ain’t shit hall of famer.



I only consider 21 year and four months year olds. That four months is enough time to get over the ability to go to bars anytime. I run away from anyone in my church that’s not 25 because they act like high schoolers ugh. One day I’ll talk about that but in the meantime let’s get back to this discussion.

Does anyone else feel like a cradle robber smanging these young women? You ever cavort/frolick with a young 18 year old and crunch the numbers on her birth date in mid stroke? In 1995 the US GDP was $x trillion, stock market was up 10 points on insert date, insert rap artist had just released insert classic album that went double Charles Hamilton.



That general is on some tea party shit. James Cameron has to explain the mating process at some point in the next movie anyway. They’re skyscraper tall and live where they live. Child labor has to be a bitch.



I got the "my parents have conservative values" line.

The “I’d hate to disrupt our natural chemistry” is the best.
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DY_nasty

NeoGAF's official "was this shooting justified" consultant
fuck

some of you most not know, but young people generally fucking suck at sex - and that's all that they're supposed to know how to do because they don't offer anything else
 

royalan

Member
fuck

some of you most not know, but young people generally fucking suck at sex - and that's all that they're supposed to know how to do because they don't offer anything else

BINGO

I don't fuck:

< 22
Virgins
Religious dudes

You want that bomb-ass D? Only fuck with dudes who got experience using it.
 

DY_nasty

NeoGAF's official "was this shooting justified" consultant
BINGO

I don't fuck:

< 22
Virgins
Religious dudes

You want that bomb-ass D? Only fuck with dudes who got experience using it.

whoa derr

maybe its different with guys, but religious women can sometimes put it d o w n

i say this as a scandalous preacher's son

but yeah, 22 year olds can lose my number
 

royalan

Member
whoa derr

maybe its different with guys, but religious women can sometimes put it d o w n

i say this as a scandalous preacher's son

but yeah, 22 year olds can lose my number

Well, it depends on how religious.

Religious-but-still-gets-his-swerve-on-son-of-a-Baptist-precher religious? Yeah, he's gonna beat it up.
 

harSon

Banned
Eh, like all things on life, it depends on the person. I've had enough good experiences with that age group to not out disregard it. Although the best experience I've had was with someone 10 years my elder (she was mid 30s).... There's no way in hell I'd date anyone not at least a year or two removed from college though.
 

akira28

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some girls *can* listen to instruction tho, brehs.

but I won't go into any kind of clear detail.

edit: young dudes? ok yeah you right, young dudes think they're Sean Micheals and they're not even George Micheal(the sportscaster). That exposure to porn and not enough to intimacy thing.
 

DY_nasty

NeoGAF's official "was this shooting justified" consultant
Eh, like all things on life, it depends on the person. I've had enough good experiences with that age group to not out disregard it. Although the best experience I've had was with someone 10 years my elder (she was mid 30s).... There's no way in hell I'd date anyone not at least a year or two removed from college though.
mid 30s dating is fuckin dope because people know exactly what they want, usually the best qualities about themselves, and how not to waste time on dumb shit
 

DY_nasty

NeoGAF's official "was this shooting justified" consultant
this picture sums up jojo's bizarre adventure perfectly lol

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