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...why is it that the FIRST thought that crossed my mind when I saw this picture was, "...why's the coffee table as big as the room, tho?"
Professor Beef
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Prototype Viktor
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kaepernick trying to take the part game to another level.
Did he tell them to put in the Prince symbol and they fucked up?
TheKaeptain
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Leave Colin alone.
kaepernick trying to take the part game to another level.
Wind Waker football players
Boss Riovane
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"When your Aunt brings Slayven to Thanksgiving"
Tell me why that motherfucker cosplaying as Baxter garbage ass from Def Jam Fight for NY.
Zeus Molecules
illegal immigrants are stealing our air
This video and the lack of attention it will receive is so depressing.
http://www.msnbc.com/the-last-word/watch/shocking-mistake-in-darren-wilson-grand-jury-364273731666
http://www.msnbc.com/the-last-word/watch/shocking-mistake-in-darren-wilson-grand-jury-364273731666
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you haven't lived until a random little kid ask you "how do you make love".
only made it 2 minutes in. That's disgusting and infuriating. It's one thing for the verdict to turn out unfavorably but it's another to learn that they lied to the jury by passing out fake / outdated documents. that's...wow.
anyone ever try out Disney Infinity? Thinking about buying a starter pack for someone for xmas
also, peach cobbler?
I like Disney Infinity. Are you getting it for a kid? Cause the PC version of vanilla and 2.0 are both free to play and requires no figures (you buy the characters digital at a discount), and you can download the game on wii u (vanilla for free, $20 for 2.0) and just buy the base and the characters. Base is like $30. Oh and any character you buy physical is unlocked in PC.
I fucking hate peach cobbler and pie. I hate cooked peaches. I hate never liked it. Only thing worse is pumpkin.
I posted that. No one even noticed.
User 73706
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Best Buy's honestly been one of the most reliable places for me with stuff like that. I bought a Galaxy Tab prematurely a year or two ago and managed to return it about two months later at full price.
Being a lifeguard for a franchise waterpark is fun for the same reasons. I was kinda lenient my first year, but this past summer I just stopped giving a shit and made sure people actually followed the rules.
"can we ride together? she's young so i don't think she can go by herself"
"You have to go one at a time, feet first, on your back. You can not go more than one at a time anywhere in the park except for [this one slide] where there are double tubes, but they've got to be 48" for that. I can recommend you some kiddie areas based on how big she is, though."
Cue the passive-aggressive smiles and "oh thank you sirs" as they head off to Toddler Falls or whatever the fuck because their day is "ruined," give me a break.
We did get a lot of nice people who appreciated the service, though. All of which were tourists from up north, wouldn't you know it. All the locals are assholes. I'd usually take up patrol shifts in the back because that's where most of the smaller attractions were so it was mostly kids and old people, which are a million times easier to explain shit to than fucking high school teens and hip young adults. I made a habit out of praising the parents who were doing a good job of keeping an eye on their kids and pretty much ignoring the parents who wouldn't do shit while Jimmy McNuggets was pulling other kids' hair out and going face-first down slides. I mean, most parents still wouldn't give a shit, but there'd be a couple that would be at a given area for two or three hours at a time and they'd just eye me as I patrolled past them like they were expecting praise for their dumb ass kids.
One of the more memorable complaints I got was in our wave pool at the front of the park. For safety / crowd control reasons, save for an opening about six feet wide the actual entrance is fenced off by makeshift PVC pipe framework about waist-high, and life jackets are laid on the PVC for parents to pick up for their kids. Well, some dude in his late twenties who looked like he worked extra jobs as a pickup artist and a panhandler was by himself and took it upon himself to take a good six or so lifejackets to make a pillow and lay in the shallow end of the wave pool and then talk to someone on his phone as he laid there. Keep in mind it was a day as busy as any, so we could have easily gotten to the point where actual children needed them. I didn't really know if it was a violation, so I just continued patrol, but after a little bit a supervisor walked by and told me to talk to him, so I just give him the usual "sir, those are for the kids" and he just starts up on this bullshit like "hey I paid to get in here didn't I?" No, asshole. You paid to access a recreational facility that has rules and regulations just like any other one would. So he doesn't budge and I lean over to my supervisor as she walks by again and go "yeah, he's not moving" so she goes over there and he argues, still laying down, for a good ten minutes or so about how he's in his rights to do it and all this bullshit. Like, the PVC pipe fences are just strung together with some basic black string gridded up, so it's not like he's doing this in the privacy of the pool or anything. All of these parents and teens and stuff are seeing him make a fool out of himself. It was ridiculous.
"Just glad the justice system worked itself out as designed"
Mrs. Manky
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"When your Aunt brings Slayven to Thanksgiving"
Man, he's /that/ uncle. Your grandma is glaring at him because he didn't take his hat off. He'll be the one wearing that Crown Royale outfit at the family reunion. And I bet he's got skinny legs. He's old school enough that he probably poured out a 40 for Big Bank Hank.
Also, my grandma had that coffee table!
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you haven't lived until a random little kid ask you "how do you make love".
If you like peach pie, I'm glad for you, but I dodge it like that man dodged those bullets in Count's link. Not my style. At all. Sweet potato, Apple, cherry, strawberry? That's my jam. Ain't down with the peaches, though.
bruh im looking at that ignore button real hard right now.
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you haven't lived until a random little kid ask you "how do you make love".
oh, thought you meant all pie. I was like wtf?
I ain't ishi.
Byakuya769
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Just with a worse texture and a redundant taste since you likely have just finished some superior sweet potato casserole before the pie even teaches your plate.
Rayven_king
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top 5 pies, fuck you in advance if you disagree
1. chocolate pie
2. pumpkin pie
3. pecan pie
4. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melktert
5. blueberry pie
1. chocolate pie
2. pumpkin pie
3. pecan pie
4. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melktert
5. blueberry pie
GotEmRunnin
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What's good fam? I'm stuck at work today any ya'll took a chance on shopping this morning?
Also I really wanna play freedom wars. Should I dip in on the vita or try my hand at PSTV?
Rayven I think you misspelled Apple with chocolate.
Also I really wanna play freedom wars. Should I dip in on the vita or try my hand at PSTV?
Rayven I think you misspelled Apple with chocolate.
There are much better choices than Freedom Wars on Vita. Online barely works cause Sony has stopped giving a damn about Vita and the game is almost too hard to play alone.
Can't agree with the last two, might switch pumpkin with blueberry and maybe lemon meringue for the fourth (never had melkert). But otherwise solid list.
Rayven_king
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nah fam I'll stick apple pie at 6 nothing is fucking with chocolate
I got it for my gf. 2.0 from Target for 40, then b1g1 50% from Meijer's for 20, so she should have more than enough to get it for (wii U)
Thanks!
Edit: Went out to Target, a Meijer's, and a Best Buy from 7:30 to 9:30. I live in a suburb area of Indy so it wasn't nearly as hectic as when I actually lived in Indy. Open corridors and barely any traffic at Target/Meijer, but it was pretty hectic at the Best Buy. Still nothing compared to an Indy black friday tho
ViewtifulJC
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Hunting down salt right now. I know I won't have to look far.
User 73706
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so, it's the plot to Destiny but starring Amelia Earhart and Good Burger?
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you haven't lived until a random little kid ask you "how do you make love".
Sick of all this race baiting. The opening scene is clearly trying to say all white people wanna be black on the inside. two blacks in the galaxy is enough. You got Lando and Mace which is more than enough. Everything in moderation. something, something I'm just trying to play devils advocate.
Did I do it right? I'm not on AE's level yet.
Gordon Shumway
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Shooting at niggas: the spirit is the first coast..
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User 73706
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JC wtf is your xbox one gamerpic
ViewtifulJC
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course this nigga picked the gorilla
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Gordon Shumway
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JC wtf is your xbox one gamerpic
This is why they shoot..
Alligatorjandro
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Ape as fuck
spindashing
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I ain't even mad at JC since I use Donkey Kong exclusively in Mario Kart 8. Everybody else ain't shit.
ViewtifulJC
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my dude, I knew you wasn't a total living L
He's a storm trooper tho. So we still aint shit.
User 73706
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he could end up being The Little Stormtrooper That Could tho
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MHWilliams
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Luke was a farmer. He's starring in the film. We can only go up.
Farmer > ST. Luke could at least aim.
Prototype Viktor
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