The Black Culture Thread

Yep

The worst offense was when my aunt's wedding started a hour and a half late because they didn't have the damn dress. Everybody in attendance looking at each other like "I knew I shouldn't have got here on time for these N****s..."

Oh I would love to be in the building for something like that.
Shade would be thrown so hard.
I would THOROUGHLY enjoy that.

I'd be talking mad shit and breaking into the reception alcohol stash early.
 
*browsing facebook*

black women + blonde hair =
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such a bad look.

I dunno I like how Ms. Hilson pulls it off.

 
When ever I hear about two chicks fighting over a dude, I always imagine the dude is chilling in the cut with a third chick just laughing.
 
It really only takes commonsense. But I think 97% of the problem is being told 24/7 your shit don't stink, you start to believe it.

Yeah. My dad works with famous musicians, and 90% of the time he says that they have this exact self-image. The well mannered and humble artists are few and far between.
 
Ok Black-GAF, test time;

You're at the family reunion/cookout/get together. Just had a delicious meal fit for a king, the aunts and uncles are all talking about routes home from work in the living room and the little children are downstairs breaking your shit. You and your cousins/brothers need something to do. Quiz time, do you pull out the:

A) Spades (cards, i guess)

or

B) Dominoes

Choose wisely lest your black card be revoked!

Correct answer?

Spades, you fool! Unless you only got 3 people or playing for money then Dominoes is acceptable.
Be that as it may, would never play spades cause I'd beat everybody. /chestpuffery
 
Ok Black-GAF, test time;

You're at the family reunion/cookout/get together. Just had a delicious meal fit for a king, the aunts and uncles are all talking about routes home from work in the living room and the little children are downstairs breaking your shit. You and your cousins/brothers need something to do. Quiz time, do you pull out the:

A) Spades (cards, i guess)

or

B) Dominoes

Choose wisely lest your black card be revoked!

Correct answer?

Spades, you fool! Unless you only got 3 people or playing for money then Dominoes is acceptable.
well

dominoes because i'm from the west indies!

I don't even know how to play spades. W.I. Represent!
 
Butter and Sugar sandwich > Peanut Butter and Jelly

How hungry do you have to be to eat a butter and sugar sandwich? lol, that's like some zombie apocalypse, 'man, I'm just trying to survive' shit right there. Although I guess I shouldn't knock it till I try it.
 
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