The Booty-Eating Renaissance

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Did it/received once using a dental dam. Feels good man


this is key. I am not tasting anyone's butthole and it's really not necessary.

buuuuuuut on the right drugs and if I got to personally clean the ass in the shower and give it the white glove check and it's the right girl....I can't rule it out 100%
 
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i like the idea in theory.. i mean lez porn without ass play is ZZZ

dunno if i could put it into practice.. not that I've had the opportunities recently
 
Eating booty is the ultimate bargaining chip. Cuz a woman knows how rare it is to come across a person who knows how to do it right and keep it just between the two of them.
 
Nothing sounds more romantic than a nice dinner at an Indian restaurant or upscale Mexican place followed by some passionate anilingus.
 
Salad tossing is only for post-shower sex. You take a shower together, and wash thoroughly. Right afterwards, you go to town.

That really is the only reasonable option. Otherwise the smell and taste will be of lingering farts/poop.
 
That really is the only reasonable option. Otherwise the smell and taste will be of lingering farts/poop.
I hope that's what everyone is doing. You don't get all up in someone's butthole after a nice day hiking or something, just like you wouldn't try anal after eating breakfast Hot Pockets.
 
I would never do it. And if someone did it to me I would never be able to take them seriously again. So its pretty much off the table for me.
 
Feel a little awkward giving and receiving it. It does feel good to receive, but I can't help but feel bad for the person doing it.
 
You guys must have fucking horrifyingly dirty asses to think everyone has a filthy ass all the time. If you can't get a clean wipe after pooping, you're doing something wrong.

Also, shower before eating. Always. Always.
 
So some people actually know what they're talking about when they say that something tastes like shit.


Yeah...not my cup of tea.
 
You guys must have fucking horrifyingly dirty asses to think everyone has a filthy ass all the time. If you can't get a clean wipe after pooping, you're doing something wrong.

Also, shower before eating. Always. Always.

Germs cant be seen by the naked eye and your ass is full of poop germs.

Scrub as you might you still got shit on your plate tonight!
 
Salad tossing is only for post-shower sex. You take a shower together, and wash thoroughly. Right afterwards, you go to town.

I mean why even bother? The odds of ending up with shit in your fucking mouth is still reasonably high (fuck the bullshit; it's not clean unless you've done some serious cleansing and even then...). What's wrong with all all the other holes you can stimulate?
 
You guys must have fucking horrifyingly dirty asses to think everyone has a filthy ass all the time. If you can't get a clean wipe after pooping, you're doing something wrong.

Also, shower before eating. Always. Always.

Wiping is NOT clean. It is serviceable to get shit off your asshole, but it still lingers. Only showers (or bidets/toilet showerheads) do the trick.
 
I mean why even bother? The odds of ending up with shit in your fucking mouth is still reasonably high (fuck the bullshit; it's not clean unless you've done some serious cleansing and even then...). What's wrong with all all the other holes you can stimulate?

Variety is the spice of life
 
Germs cant be seen by the naked eye and your ass is full of poop germs.

Scrub as you might you still got shit on your plate tonight!

I've stuck my tongue down a lot of assholes and never got sick from it.

Penises and vaginas are also covered in all sorts of nasty germs, but we don't have a problem shoving one of those in our faces!
 
If I can eat pussy I can eat the ass. Now its a thing I would only do with my wife and after a thorough shower but still its not as bad as people make it out to be. I mean all sorts of nasty fluids come out of the pussy but people still don't hesitate to eat the cat.
 
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