The Drunk GAF Containment Thread



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What are some good concoctions out there GAF?

Things that would Geralt of Rivia proud.

And preferably ones that don't make you vomit. I've had a bad experience with Pina Coladas on a cruise ship once. The whole boat was shaking.
 
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Absolutely fucked lads.
Finished work, hit the gym and got home to the street smelling of weed. So I gave the neighbor a fucken slap and hit the wine
Doing some Xbox 360 games tonight while the wife watches gay bullshit on Netflix.
 
I fucking hate how you can eat everything you want when you're a teenager and you will literally not gain any weight. no matter how many Ninja Turtles pizzas you eat. Now, a single chicken will fuck me up.
 
Hello, GAF, it's your favorite member here, The Fartist, and I'm drunk. I wish to ascend to legendary status, I wish to be remembered as one of the greats here on GAF. I took a long arduous 6 year break from my drinking habits, but I'm back my ninjas, drunk as ever. Send me your basement dwelling love.
 
The Fartist said:
Hello, GAF, it's your favorite member here, The Fartist, and I'm drunk. I wish to ascend to legendary status, I wish to be remembered as one of the greats here on GAF. I took a long arduous 6 year break from my drinking habits, but I'm back my ninjas, drunk as ever. Send me your basement dwelling love.
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How does anyone apply to be a Jedi? Are you talent scouted? What the fuck???

In Star Trek you have Universities where you study to get a job in Star Fleet. Simple right?

How is Yoda teaching kindergarten kids about the force? Where are their parents? I feel like this is never explained in Star Wars. Maybe I missed it.

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ForAcademicPurposes said:
How does anyone apply to be a Jedi? Are you talent scouted? What the fuck???

In Star Trek you have Universities where you study to get a job in Star Fleet. Simple right?

How is Yoda teaching kindergarten kids about the force? Where are their parents? I feel like this is never explained in Star Wars. Maybe I missed it.
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LOL yes you missed the main point of the prequels.

As part of losing 18 kgs/40 lbs since Jan 1 I had to severly cut down on alcohol. Since I am basically a skeleton at this point Im drinking a bit this weekend.
 
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Hi - I've been on the sauce all day. Anyone wanna slide into my DMs?

Have you all seen that bird who keeps taking her knickers off and leaving them in the fruit and veg or tied round petrol pumps? She is fit as fuck but a bit of a twat.

Premier league is back. Ed Sheeran keeps showing up every time Ipswich are on the telly box - he doesn't play for them it's a bit of an insult.

EDIT: OMG have you seen that pociture of katire price when someonme has done a shit on her? OMFG.
 
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Nitty_Grimes said:
Anyone wanna slide into my DMs?
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Have you all seen that bird who keeps taking her knickers off and leaving them in the fruit and veg or tied round petrol pumps? She is fit as fuck but a bit of a twat.
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Enlighten me.
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Premier league is back. Ed Sheeran keeps showing up every time Ipswich are on the telly box - he doesn't play for them it's a bit of an insult.
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Ipsnitch has been promoted all of a sudden?
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EDIT: OMG have you seen that pociture of katire price when someonme has done a shit on her? OMFG.
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Need pics for science.
 
Are your PMs open baby? There is no way in hell I can post the Katie Price pic without getting bitch slapped.
 
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Ah mate its the tits - do yourself a favour and backtrack on the video and listen to his other stuff.
 
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