Just had the best skyrim jank I've encountered thus far.
So at the Riverun trader place, I was given the Golden Claw mission. I then proceeded to do the pot trick by putting stuff on people's heads and then robbing the place, right. This was like my first day in Skyrim and all. So I got caught stealing and shit went bad retty fast - I had to kill this dude's wife and put his ass down a couple times and run away.
So anyhow, I eventually retrieve the Golden Claw and it's been a couple days now, so I go to give it back to the guy. He's happy to see me! "Hey there, got good news for me?" I give him the claw. "Oh, thank you, thank you!....if only my wife was here to see this." First LOL.
Then he turns around. Looks down on the ground. There is wife, where I left her. Face down on her knees in a basket of trader shit. He screams "OH GREAT HEAVEN'S NO, HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN??"
And then he just turns back around like nothing happened. Mega mother fucking LOL right here.
After that, I put a pot on his head, grabbed the Golden Claw I was compensated for off his counter top and promptly left like a boss.
Coincidentally, I received a message from a courier right after this, I think from the Dark Brotherhood? It was just a black hand that was captioned "We know.", lol. It was probably because the dude JUST realized his wife was dead, lololo. I <3 this game.