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[Kyon]

She was Free of Flaws i only noticed she was sick during the end. She is PERFECT EVEN WHEN SICK

 

[royalan]

Kelly sounded ill during her performance but she looked good.

Serving me Breakaway era realness.

Kelly looks much better as a blonde. And there are very few people I say that about.

 

[Kyon]

i miss her brown hair with the basic blonde highlights and her short hair more

 

[Mau ®]

Beiber's performance

 

[Bladenic]

timeless goddess

Face, hair, and shoulder pads make her look weird but she's still hot. Definitely slutting it up though.

 

[Styles]

Beiber's performance

 

[royalan]

Beiber's performance

He's singing and dancing...and not doing either particularly well.

That, and he still looks like he's 12, which really creeps me out now that he's "sexing up" his image.

 

[Mumei]

He's singing and dancing...and not doing either particularly well.

That, and he still looks like he's 12, which really creeps me out now that he's "sexing up" his image.

He looks older than I did at that age. <_<

 

[botty]

Eh, this was a bit disappointing. Was hoping she would ditch the indians with hoops.

 

[Cosmic Bus]

I'm procrastinating on schoolwork. Anyone up for an hour or two of DJ time?

 

[Dr. Malik]

oh my Pink shade

@Pink

one day if i lipsync, i hope i do it as well as him....

who is him, Pink?

Her husband wants on this shade too

@hartluck: Im pretty sure i saw my wife did that same performance, but she was 3 months pregnant and actually sang the song.

 

[Kyon]

 

[royalan]

oh my Pink shade



who is him, Pink?

Her husband wants on this shade too

YASSSSS P!nk! GO IN!!!

And where is the lie, honestly. Pop acts should just forget about half-assed arial performances after Pink's glorious Grammy showcase. That performance was too flawless.

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

I'm procrastinating on schoolwork. Anyone up for an hour or two of DJ time?

What a coincidence, I am also in need of some procrastination

 

[Kyon]

Hilarious part is P!nks Tour was the 1st thing i thought of when Perra was on the swing. But a Kmart version

 

[royalan]

Hilarious part is P!nks Tour was the 1st thing i thought of when Perra was on the swing. But a Kmart version

Me too, sis. Me too...

 

[Dr. Malik]

@joejonas

What happened to people singing live??? .....

@chrisbrown

Must be too bright outside! I'm finding the "shade" and keeping cool! Love and blessings!

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

I love the idea that Chris reads all the shade directed towards him.

But how is Joe Jonas shading anybody? He's Joe Jonas.

 

[Mau ®]

Hilarious part is P!nks Tour was the 1st thing i thought of when Perra was on the swing. But a Kmart version

P!nk's Funhouse Tour is one of the best pop tours i've ever seen tbh. She's an incredibly underrated performer.

 

[alternade]

Just watched Justins "performance" lol this bitch

and Katy needs to hang it up. FLATSCREEN.

 

[Kyon]

P!nk's Funhouse Tour is one of the best pop tours i've ever seen tbh. She's an incredibly underrated performer.

I'll drink to that

 

[Ollie Pooch]

Just watched Justins "performance" lol this bitch

What the fuck was that?!

The Madonna-style microphone made me burst out laughing for some reason. It looked so huge. Plus I couldn't hear him. The MJ-ripoff moves were embarrassing too. Eugh.

 

[Oozer3993]

I love the idea that Chris reads all the shade directed towards him.

But how is Joe Jonas shading anybody? He's Joe Jonas.

You can say that again. Joe Jonas went from being in the hottest act in music, selling out arenas and movie theaters, and dating Taylor Swift, to not being able to sell out Houses of Blues and appearing on celebrity dating show "The Choice" with Pauly D, Rob Kardashian, and Carmen Electra.

 

[Kyon]

I mean do we have to drag someone with no career?

The pics explain what is as obvious as Fist's lipping.

Such a gorgeous POWER BOTTOM.

 

[Koodo]

Perra was such a tremendous trainwreck that I almost felt sorry for her.

 

[Kyon]

Perra was such a tremendous trainwreck that I almost felt sorry for her.

Sissssssssssssss you didnt even try with this post.

 

[Koodo]

Sissssssssssssss you didnt even try with this post.

The frequent close ups on her terrified face left me too exhausted to say anything.

Such a display of FUTILITY.

 

[royalan]

The frequent close ups on her terrified face left me too exhausted to say anything.

Such a display of FUTILITY.

The combination of her terrified facial expression and her [failed] attempts to be graceful made her performance comedy gold.

Also, did anybody else catch the camera quickly cutting to the audience and what looked like people leaving??? HA!

 

[Kyon]

The frequent close ups on her terrified face left me too exhausted to say anything.

Such a display of FUTILITY.

I thought it was HORRID as well but the fact that you thought it was so terrible you didnt bother reading her her rights >>>>>>>>>> Idek why she looked nervous.

She's just TRASH

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

Also, did anybody else catch the camera quickly cutting to the audience and what looked like people leaving??? HA!

OH MY GOD, yes. Gifs must be created.

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

Rihanna and Rita Ora

 

[SecretMoblin]

This really is a great pic.

 

[twobear]

I'm BREAKING MY FAST to bring you this BIZARRE NEWS.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCKgjxEV8Lc

ikr

I know what you're thinking.

Spoiler

Yeah, I think it's better than most of MDNA too.

 

[Phonomezer]

I'm BREAKING MY FAST to bring you this BIZARRE NEWS.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCKgjxEV8Lc

ikr

I know what you're thinking.

Spoiler

Yeah, I think it's better than most of MDNA too.

It's trash and you're an idiot.

 

[Icicle]

OH MY GOD, yes. Gifs must be created.

Sorry, no gifs here. But here's a picture showing all of Twitter spilling tea. I'm sure those people in the audience that were leaving were running to the nearest computer to call out Perra on her performance.

 

[Nemesis_]

It's trash and you're an idiot.

Not sure if I would say it's better than ANYTHING on MDNA, but I wouldn't quite say it's trash. Maybe it's because I have a MASSIVE BONER for Ms. Jovovich but it's catchy.

Also whipped these up though they aren't as good as they could be. Tried MY BEST yo'

Played around with the sped of Perra to make her look more DICKISH

 

[DMeisterJ]

Just watched Justins "performance" lol this bitch

and Katy needs to hang it up. FLATSCREEN.

Absolute #DEATH

I mean do we have to drag someone with no career?

#icant at him dragging Bruises, and you dragging him. I'm dead.

Beiber's performance

You can tell Usher is Bieber's mentor. They have the same performance style. Audio you can barely hear, and dance moves that are TIRED, THROUGH, and DELAYED.

I got AARON CARTER teas from that 'performance'.

 

[Phonomezer]

Hold on to your pussies girls

 

[Styles]

Not sure if I would say it's better than ANYTHING on MDNA, but I wouldn't quite say it's trash. Maybe it's because I have a MASSIVE BONER for Ms. Jovovich but it's catchy.

Also whipped these up though they aren't as good as they could be. Tried MY BEST yo'

Played around with the sped of Perra to make her look more DICKISH

Even the cameras hates her.

 

[Phonomezer]

I notice the Caca episode of The Simpsons went down like a LEAD BALLOON

 

[Rocket Punch]

Hold on to your pussies girls

THE COMING OF THE GODDESS OF TIME™ LONG FORETOLD IS AT HAND!

I AM NOT WORTHY

 

[Delio]

I mean do we have to drag someone with no career?

Such a gorgeous POWER BOTTOM.

When is he coming out? He's like a flare in the night with his gay self.

 

[Rocket Punch]

I notice the Caca episode of The Simpsons went down like a LEAD BALLOON

 

[Icicle]

Hold on to your pussies girls

Looks every bit as crowded as it will be on the night of the concert.

I can't be the only one wondering why Madonna hasn't been outright banned from all sports complexes after this year's half-time "show."

 

[Phonomezer]

THE COMING OF THE GODDESS OF TIME™ LONG FORETOLD IS AT HAND!

I AM NOT WORTHY

Is that official, or a fan mockup?

Looks every bit as crowded as it will be on the night of the concert.

I can't be the only one wondering why Madonna hasn't been outright banned from all sports complexes after this year's half-time "show."

Madonna embarking on another RECORD BREAKING WORLD TOUR, while your fave sits at home BINGE EATING and watching her own INFOMERCIALS.

Gurl please.

 

[Rocket Punch]

You like janet should know your place and stay out of LIFE CHANGING WORLD AFFAIRS until it's time to humiliate yourself by attempting another pathetic comeback from UTTER IRRELEVANCE.

Is that official, or a fan mockup?

Mockup only. The real stage is not meant for mortal eyes yet.

 

[Phonomezer]

You like janet you should know your place and stay out of world affairs until it's time to humiliate yourself by attempting another pathetic comeback from UTTER IRRELEVANCE.

ATTEMPTING being the OPERATIVE WORD, but when you set out to do a THEATRE TOUR you're already setting yourself UP for EVEN MORE FAILURE.

How SAD that JANICE'S WAIST is BIGGER than SHE IS.

 

[Delio]

It was my first time seeing them sing. I mean One Direction aren't much better (if any) better, but at least they have the decency to not seem to take themselves seriously.

The most baffling thing about these performances has been the cheering audience and happy faces, though.

Didn't you see them on Idol? See One Direction have a bit more...ump to them. Something about Glad you came and Chasing the sun feel very low. I walked into the living room during the performance and just went ahead and walked out.

I did get to see Nathan being uber cute as always.

 

[Icicle]

Madonna embarking on another RECORD BREAKING WORLD TOUR

I'm anxiously awaiting to see the receipts of this tour. MDNA is a RECORD BREAKER, indeed. Biggest drop in an album's second week, as we all know, and now there's WORLD TOUR in support of an album that is NOWHERE to be found on any chart whatsoever.

With just one exception, all of her US venues (34) seat between 15,000 and 19,000 people, by the way. A FAR cry from the 80,000 figure you quoted on page 31, which I am not about to let slide. Furthermore, a full 30% of the unfortunate souls who bought tickets to her concert did not even bother downloading MDNA, even though it was free with the ticket. Madonna can't even peddle her shit music to her own hardcore fans for the whopping price of free.

while your fave sits at home BINGE EATING and watching her own INFOMERCIALS.

Gurl please.

For someone who has an EXTENSIVE posting history in the Weight Loss thread, coming at Janet for her weight is something you really can't even try shading.

FAILED WIG SNATCH

"What flaws?"

You like janet you should know your place and stay out of LIFE CHANGING WORLD AFFAIRS until it's time to humiliate yourself by attempting another pathetic comeback from UTTER IRRELEVANCE.

"Comeback," eh? Real cute coming from someone who stans for an artist whose relevancy ended 4 decades ago.

If Janet is UTTERLY IRRELEVANT, despite spending more weeks at number 1 than Madonna (33....Madonna is nowhere to be found on the chart), being the only artist to have seven Top 5 hits off an album, and the most awarded artist in the history Billboard Music Awards (33 vs. Madonna's...16), what should we be calling Madonna, with these FACTS in mind?

I propose IMMATERIAL, like her sales figures, her place in the industry, and her purported "legacy."

 

[Phonomezer]

I'm anxiously awaiting to see the receipts of this tour. MDNA is a RECORD BREAKER, indeed. Biggest drop in an album's second week, as we all know, and now there's WORLD TOUR in support of an album that is NOWHERE to be found on any chart whatsoever.

Hard Candy was supported by the largest grossing tour by a solo artist in HISTORY.

There are your receipts, watch history repeat itself; much like FOOD when JANICE is on one of her "DIETS".

With just one exception, all of her US venues (34) seat between 15,000 and 19,000 people, by the way. A FAR cry from the 80,000 figure you quoted on page 31, which I am not about to let slide.

I believe that was in reference to her WEMBLEY STADIUM dates, dear.

Furthermore, a full 30% of the unfortunate souls who bought tickets to her concert did not even bother downloading MDNA, even though it was free with the ticket. Madonna can't even peddle her shit music to her own hardcore fans for the whopping price of free.

...who cares?

For someone who has an EXTENSIVE posting history in the Weight Loss thread, coming at Janet for her weight is something you really can't even try shading.

Merely sharing the JOYS of KETO with the MASSES (lol), DEAR.

If anything, like MADONNA, *I* should be CANONISED

That HOG JANICE should be TAKING NOTES tbh.

AWFUL NONSENSE that NOBODY gives TWO CUNTS about

DESPERATELY grasping at STRAWS, dear, I SUGGEST you STAN for SOMETHING that MATTERS.