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The GAF POP |OT| of Diversity, Hidden Talent, and Stan Wars

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Majmun

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That MDNA shade

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BITCHES!

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Yeah, here's some XTINCTA MOVES to take on y'all at once for good measure.

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The GLORY of MDNA CANNOT and WILL NOT be denied by a sorry gathering of HOES that have lost their sense of taste due to the COPIOUS amount of SEMINAL FLUID that you've all ingested in your lifetimes. U too Nem.

Time to get ur stomachs PUMPED before you OD from the RANCID LACED SUBSTANCES that your faves have been selling from the nearest street corner.

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I gotta go work too, u bitches better behave
 

royalan

Member
Wow, this thread got LIVE last night...

Dat Delio meltdown...knew it was coming, tbh.

OH, and...

Bionic>>>>>>>>>>>MDNA>>>>BTW


Unbiased opinion.
 

Nemesis_

Member
Rocket Punch? Isn't he just some Phono alt. Not here for me-too stanning tbh.

Rocket Punch is a little bit more bearable. I heard him say some really NICE things about Gaga. Pho on the other hand WON'T TOUCH ANYTHING TO DO WITH HER.

Wish I kept receipts.

OH, and...

Bionic>>>>>>>>>>>MDNA>>>>BTW


Unbiased opinion.

Wow. There may have previously been SECOND-rate opinions but at least now we know who's FIRST
 
BITCHES!

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Yeah, here's some XTINCTA MOVES to take on y'all at once for good measure.

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The GLORY of MDNA CANNOT and WILL NOT not be denied by a sorry gathering of HOES that have lost their sense of taste due to the COPIOUS amount of SEMINAL FLUID that you've all ingested in your lifetimes. U too Nem.

Time to get ur stomachs PUMPED before you OD from the RANCID LACED SUBSTANCES that your faves have been selling from the nearest street corner.

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I gotta go work too, u bitches better behave

AWE INSPIRING as PER.

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You never CEASE to AMAZE with your STUNNING AND ACCURATE INSIGHTS.

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Nemesis_

Member
BTW >>>>>> MDNA >>>>>>>>>>>>> Dirt >>>>>>>>> Adele's Chair >>>>>>>>>>> Xtincta's Smelly, Obesity XL Voice Chair >>>>>>>>>>>>> Janet Jackson's Boob >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bionic


True fixture has occurred.
 
Listening to Bionic again there are some cool songs in here that sound especially good when blasted in the car.

- I Hate Boys
- My Girls
- Woohoo!
- Not Myself Tonight
- Desnudate

I have no big issues with Bionic, except for maybe that there aren't enough standouts.

Let's be real though, the album doesn't hold a candle to MDNA. The latter may be a generic album given Madge's stellar portfolio but it's still a great pop album. Girl Gone Wild? Modern Madonna classic. Give Me All Your Lovin'? Best ode to classic Madonna yet. Masterpiece? Gorgeous. Love Spent is a pop JOURNEY.

Except for Rihanna and Christina, all the pop divas' latest efforts have been some of their best work. Beyonce's 4 may be her safest album but it's by far the most polished, mature and complete. Katy Perry's Teenage Dream wins by default. Gaga's Born This Way is a classic. MDNA doesn't quite dethrone Confessions but it's still a more fully-featured ride than the rest of Madge's post-2000 work. Similarly, Femme Fatale doesn't hold a candle to Blackout but it's a damn great pop album. And yes Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded is a much better album than the mess she passed as a debut. In fact, PF:RR's second half is what Talk That Talk SHOULD have been, but wasn't.

2011 and 2012 have been good to us my friends. Add in a new Christina album in the fall, possibly a Gaga single in the summer and a new Beyonce album in the works and I'm a HAPPY MAN.
 

Nemesis_

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Let's be real though, the album doesn't hold a candle to MDNA. The latter may be a generic album given Madge's stellar portfolio but it's still a great pop album. Girl Gone Wild? Modern Madonna classic. Give Me All Your Lovin'? Best ode to classic Madonna yet. Masterpiece? Gorgeous. Love Spent is a pop JOURNEY.

Except for Rihanna and Christina, all the pop divas' latest efforts have been some of their best work. Beyonce's 4 may be her safest album but it's by far the most polished, mature and complete. Katy Perry's Teenage Dream wins by default. Gaga's Born This Way is a classic. MDNA doesn't quite dethrone Confessions but it's still a more fully-featured ride than the rest of Madge's post-2000 work. Similarly, Femme Fatale doesn't hold a candle to Blackout but it's a damn great pop album. And yes Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded is a much better album than the mess she passed as a debut. In fact, PF:RR's second half is what Talk That Talk SHOULD have been, but wasn't.

2011 and 2012 have been good to us my friends. Add in a new Christina album in the fall, possibly a Gaga single in the summer and a new Beyonce album in the works and I'm a HAPPY MAN.

Besides NICKI MINAJ and that REVOLTING AVATAR I like YOU.
 

Koodo

Banned
Let's discuss RISING STARS rather than STRUGGLING CUNTS:

BORN THIS WAY BALL has already grossed $30 million in its first 8 dates. At this rate, the tour has a chance at landing NORTH OF $300 MILLION. That is assuming the 110 schedule does not get extended.

The Holy Empress Of FREE SPEECH needs only $270 million from this tour to enter into the Top 15 Highest Grossing Acts of ALL TIME.


YOUR FAVES? YOUR FAVES FOUR YEARS INTO THEIR CAREER?

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royalan

Member
You bitches.

Birthed This Waste is a shit album that does nothing to trump the incomparable balladry and left-field production found on Bionic, or the progressive dance greatness and evocations of past glory found on MDNA.

It's not smart. It's not defining. It's just there - overbearingly loud in its desire to be iconic, and floating in a sea of the incredible pretentiousness it had to have taken for a girl in her early 20s from Yonkers to think she had the intellectual wherewithal to preach to anyone how to live their lives.

#andthisiscomingfromastan
 

Trigger

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Such lovely tea that Koodo is serving.

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Except for Rihanna and Christina, all the pop divas' latest efforts have been some of their best work. Beyonce's 4 may be her safest album but it's by far the most polished, mature and complete. Katy Perry's Teenage Dream wins by default. Gaga's Born This Way is a classic. MDNA doesn't quite dethrone Confessions but it's still a more fully-featured ride than the rest of Madge's post-2000 work. Similarly, Femme Fatale doesn't hold a candle to Blackout but it's a damn great pop album. And yes Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded is a much better album than the mess she passed as a debut. In fact, PF:RR's second half is what Talk That Talk SHOULD have been, but wasn't.

It has been a good time for Pop music.
 

Nemesis_

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Xtina is clearly relevant.

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PLEASE ENLIGHTEN ME. I'm just WAITING to hear why she's still RELEVANT as a MUSICIAN. She really ISN'T anymore and her new ALBUM won't change that. Her FLOP voice on that TERRIBLE FLOP film? Uggh.

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Oh...

I bet you havent even listened to PK:RR, your Terri ass needs to take several seats

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One of my best friend (who is the most annoying lesbian you will ever meet) stans for Garbaj and made me listen to the WHOLE THING. I was not a fan. Sorry. PERHAPS NEXT TIME NICKI

I'm off to bed EITHER WAY. Gotta wait for the stench of Xtincta's SWEAT to leave this thread
 
You bitches.

Birthed This Waste is a shit album that does nothing to trump the incomparable balladry and left-field production found on Bionic, or the progressive dance greatness and evocations of past glory found on MDNA.

It's not smart. It's not defining. It's just there - overbearingly loud in its desire to be iconic, and floating in a sea of the incredible pretentiousness it had to have taken for a girl in her early 20s from Yonkers to think she had the intellectual wherewithal to preach to anyone how to live their lives.

#andthisiscomingfromastan

Not sure WHAT TO FEEL at the moment...

Stanning for Xtincta in the face of LAZY CACA? I'm ALL FOR IT.

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royalan

Member
PLEASE ENLIGHTEN ME. I'm just WAITING to hear why she's still RELEVANT as a MUSICIAN. She really ISN'T anymore and her new ALBUM won't change that.

Ummmm....

-Most talked-about judge on a popular singing competition.

-Featured on a song that went #1 within the last year.

-Working on a highly-anticipated album with some of the industry's top producers, due out later this year.

Sweetie, I know it seems easy, but you really do have to try.
 

botty

Banned
PLEASE ENLIGHTEN ME. I'm just WAITING to hear why she's still RELEVANT as a MUSICIAN. She really ISN'T anymore and her new ALBUM won't change that. Her FLOP voice on that TERRIBLE film?

Xtina was on in a #1 hit last year, her duet on a reality show made more of a buzz than any MDNA single, and when she releases her next album your faves will be taking notes. Since you imagine yourself to be a fortune teller, please warn your faves to pin down their wigs.

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