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[twobear]

You bitches.

Birthed This Waste is a shit album that does nothing to trump the incomparable balladry and left-field production found on Bionic, or the progressive dance greatness and evocations of past glory found on MDNA.

It's not smart. It's not defining. It's just there - overbearingly loud in its desire to be iconic, and floating in a sea of the incredible pretentiousness it had to have taken for a girl in her early 20s from Yonkers to think she had the intellectual wherewithal to preach to anyone how to live their lives.

#andthisiscomingfromastan

Madonna stans: claim Madonna isn't living on past glories, praise MDNA for evoking nostalgia for past glories.

I'm Addicted is a great little slice of dance pop, but even Rihanus can manage that from time to time. It's really all about the production.

 

[Majmun]

Listened to Kimbra's album for the first time today btw

I liked it...a lot. I didn't skip one track.

I might stan for her

 

[botty]

Rihanna will have more #1s than Madonna by the end of the year. I have to ask... what is Madonna doing wrong?

 

[Phonomezer]

YOU DO, doll. That's why it's called GROSS, not PROFIT.

The most hilarious boxscore currently on hand is the one where Romeo Santos didn't manage to sell out Madison Square Garden yet still grossed more than Caca's Seoul date. LOL.

 

[twobear]

I'm laaaaahhhhhhving The Saturdays at the moment.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=KdtIfp7WB0w

What progressive dance greatness truly sounds like tbh.

 

[Trigger]

Listened to Kimbra's album for the first time today btw

I liked it...a lot. I didn't skip one track.

I might stan for her

More people will start falling in line soon. I'm ready for the Kimbra Reign.

 

[Koodo]

The most hilarious boxscore currently on hand is the one where Romeo Santos didn't manage to sell out Madison Square Garden yet still grossed more than Caca's Seoul date. LOL.

Might want to check your vision, HUN, those were THREE DATES at MSG.

Don't think she's bothered REGARDLESS, as the EMPRESS currently occupies #1 and #2 on the chart.

 

[twobear]

Might want to check your vision, HUN, those were THREE DATES at MSG.

Hagdonna stans are known for their reality-warping tbh

 

[Phonomezer]

Might want to check your vision, HUN, those were THREE DATES at MSG.

Don't think she's bothered REGARDLESS, as the EMPRESS currently occupies #1 and #2 on the chart.

That really is NO EXCUSE

Blew her load early tbh, figures artists get for Japan are rarely repeated outside of it, unless there are multiple Vegas shows.

 

[Dr. Malik]

The Gaga perfume is coming (which means Scheisse commercial is coming as well) soon

@emmans_ELLE: first sniff, look, stroke of the new @ladygaga fragrance - its got a real twist, amazing innovation, and top top secret. watch this space

 

[Trigger]

Hagdonna stans are known for their reality-warping tbh

And memory problems. They keep forgetting that her last relevant album was in '05.

 

[Phonomezer]

Since when was perfume INNOVATIVE?

I suppose the Little Cuntsers will lap ANYTHING up. Parents paying for it all, of course.

 

[Rocket Punch]

Rocket Punch? Isn't he just some Phono alt. Not here for me-too stanning tbh.

ME TOO comments from a ME TOO ARTIST STAN. HOW CLEVAR.

But thanks dear. It is an honor to be compared to the great Phono, for he is the stan LESSORS wished they had. You do me a great service.

But know that praises will only get you so far with me.

Indeed, Pho is a true KNIGHT OF TRUTH and JUSTICE bringing SWIFT PUNISHMENT to UNGRATEFUL HOES that attempt to attack the QUEEN OF INFINITY™

AWE INSPIRING as PER.

You never CEASE to AMAZE with your STUNNING AND ACCURATE INSIGHTS.

How is it that Madge stans have such IMPECCABLE TASTE?

 

[twobear]

And memory problems. They keep forgetting that her last relevant album was in '05.

Relevant?

Try good.

 

[Majmun]

And memory problems. They keep forgetting that her last relevant album was in '05.

You've spelled "1998" wrong, hun

 

[Nemesis_]

I DREAD TO THINK what those ARM THINGS SMELL LIKE since good old MADGE hasn't removed them since she started recording MDNA.

 

[Trigger]

Relevant?

Try good.

You've spelled "1998" wrong, hun

I was being charitable. There was a time when Madonna albums had singles that got actual airplay.

 

[Phonomezer]

How is it that Madge stans have such IMPECCABLE TASTE?

GODDESS.

Relevant?

Try good.

Hung Up was #1 in 41 countries. Relevant would be the correct word.

When has your fave?

 

[botty]

Does Rocket even have faves?

Spoiler

Yes, I am coming for you.

 

[twobear]

Hung Up was #1 in 41 countries. Relevant would be the correct word.

When has your fave?

I was saying she hasn't been good since COADF. But if you want to argue the point, I'll agree she hasn't been relevant since either.

 

[DMeisterJ]

Y'all are so messy.

Edit:

Make sure to catch Rihanna performing "Where Have You Been" tonight on the American Idol in front of 30 million or so people. Dat #PROMO

#1 coming soon

 

[Mumei]

So Adam Lambert's new album went #1.

On the other hand....

The 77,000 start for "Trespassing" is the smallest sum at No. 1 on the chart since the Aug. 20, 2011, tally, when Adele's "21" sold 76,000 in its 12th nonconsecutive week atop the list. "Trespassing" has the smallest sales week for a No. 1 debut since Amos Lee's "Mission Bell" started in the penthouse with 40,000 on the Feb. 12, 2011, chart.

Not so impressive.

 

[Phonomezer]

I was saying she hasn't been good since COADF. But if you want to argue the point, I'll agree she hasn't been relevant since either.

Yet another record-breaking tour in a week. I suspect you'll be ABSENT from the PROCEEDINGS.

 

[twobear]

Yet another record-breaking tour in a week. I suspect you'll be ABSENT from the PROCEEDINGS.

Rolling Stones tours draw big crowds too hun.

 

[Koodo]

That really is NO EXCUSE

Blew her load early tbh, figures artists get for Japan are rarely repeated outside of it, unless there are multiple Vegas shows.

NOT SURE. Australian ticket prices, audience sizes and number of dates per venue are similar IIRC.

Such a loyal continent. BLESS.

I DREAD TO THINK what those ARM THINGS SMELL LIKE since good old MADGE hasn't removed them since she started recording MDNA.

A thought made even more dreadful if she used her REPUGNANT FRAGRANCE™

Make sure to catch Rihanna performing "Where Have You Been" tonight on the American Idol in front of 30 million or so people. Dat #PROMO

A national EMBARRASSMENT.

Speaking of Where Have The Hits Been, the recently leaked INSTRUMENTAL is superior to the full song, demonstrating just how essential the goat's mating call was to the song.

So Adam Lambert's new album went #1.

 

[Trigger]

Madonna's tour will be great since she's got a lot of old material to fall back on.

So Adam Lambert's new album went #1.

On the other hand....




Not so impressive.

I hope he starts to build a bigger American presence. I haven't seen much non-Idol promotion for the album.

 

[botty]

So Adam Lambert's new album went #1.

On the other hand....




Not so impressive.

The industry is in such disarray.

 

[Bladenic]

So Adam Lambert's new album went #1.

On the other hand....




Not so impressive.

Dying. Hate him tbh. Kelly and Carrie remain unbothered.

 

[Koodo]

I usually find Glambert's music to be shitty, but I wish him the best.

 

[Dr. Malik]

Y'all are so messy.

Edit:

Make sure to catch Rihanna performing "Where Have You Been" tonight on the American Idol in front of 30 million or so people. Dat #PROMO

#1 coming soon

not here for that

I'll be watching Idol for this

masterpiece incoming

 

[Majmun]

Did someone just mentioned Adam Lambert?

I think I'm going to leave this thread now

 

[Koodo]

Did Jell-O stop trying with Dance Again?

 

[twobear]

I will give WHYB one thing. It is leaps and bounds better than WFL. It's a shame they released the second one first because it's kind of burnt me out on WHYB. WFL is such a shamelessly lazy song. The verses and chorus have the same melody for fucks sake. Even children's nursery rhymes are more creative than that.

 

[Dr. Malik]

Did Jell-O stop trying with Dance Again?

looks like it, or she is just throwing stuff out there until she gets a hit and then announce the release date for her Greatest Hits album

 

[Nemesis_]

looks like it, or she is just throwing stuff out there until she gets a hit and then announce the release date for her Greatest Hits album

Madonna strategy tbh

 

[royalan]

So Adam Lambert's new album went #1.

On the other hand....




Not so impressive.

Where was that shade in the Idol thread? Two-faced hoe.

Spoiler

<3<3<3

 

[twobear]

Does anyone think Glambert is one bottle of red hair dye away from Sharon Osbourne?

 

[Mumei]

Where was that shade in the Idol thread? Two-faced hoe.

Spoiler

<3<3<3

In the Idol thread, krypt linked to an AfterElton article that didn't say the sales. When I looked for the Billboard link, I saw the actual number and was somewhat (understatement) less impressed.

*perfectly innocent*

 

[Bladenic]

Dance Again is still climbing the charts though, why would she impede it's progress?

 

[royalan]

Does anyone think Glambert is one bottle of red hair dye away from Sharon Osbourne?

OMG I DIDN'T SEE IT AT FIRST BUT NOW I DO.

In the Idol thread, krypt linked to an AfterElton article that didn't say the sales. When I looked for the Billboard link, I saw the actual number and was somewhat (understatement) less impressed.

*perfectly innocent*

Still an accomplishment....I guess....in this era of everything breaks a record.

Artist X is the first artist EVER to have a #1 album just two days after dying their hair! OMG THIS INDUSTRY PROGRESS

Dance Again is still climbing the charts though, why would she impede it's progress?

Sadly, I see this song eventually becoming #1. I hear it everywhere in Philly. More than Rihanna's latest offering, tbh.

 

[Majmun]

Does anyone think Glambert is one bottle of red hair dye away from Sharon Osbourne?

LOL, now that you mention it.

I remember him denying being gay. And then he released this album cover...

 

[Mumei]

LOL, now that you mention it.

I remember him denying being gay. And then he released this album cover...

Never happened.

 

[royalan]

LOL, now that you mention it.

I remember him denying being gay. And then he released this album cover...

Omg, I had just purged the memory of this TERRIBLE album cover from my brain after all these years. THANKS.



Speaking of Adam Lambert tho...

Second, there's been an influx of "Sis" and "Hun" in your vocab lately. I daresay this thread is rubbing off on you...

Spoiler

 

[Majmun]

Second, there's been an influx of "Sis" and "Hun" in your vocab lately. I daresay this thread is rubbing off on you...

Spoiler

No comment

Just playin' sis <3

@mumei

I was looking for receipts, but couldn't find any. I might've been misinformed

 

[Kyon]

Are we on a roll lately or what?

 

[botty]

I will give WHYB one thing. It is leaps and bounds better than WFL. It's a shame they released the second one first because it's kind of burnt me out on WHYB. WFL is such a shamelessly lazy song. The verses and chorus have the same melody for fucks sake. Even children's nursery rhymes are more creative than that.

I don't know about this... When I first heard WFL I couldn't believe Rihanna was performing a song with an actual message. The corresponding video is also an very deep and artistic. Her vocals just don't do the song justice is the problem.

 

[Majmun]

Are we on a roll lately or what?

Definitely. I could watch MDNA shade all day long.

 

[B-Dex]

Bangkok is about to be slayed.

 

[DMeisterJ]

Bangkok is about to be slayed.

Not a good pic.

Spoiler

Are there any though?

 

[B-Dex]